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NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again

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