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File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE
File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Baldcel cope | /r/Greentext

Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production
Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production

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Anon carries Pringles as a snack | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

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Toxic masculinity vs male feminist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 719 KB JPG What happened? Anonymous we became better 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:06 No.702719864 Kratos then: >Evil m----------- who would drown his enemies in the blood of their own children. Kratos now: >Crying beta bitch cuck. 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:40 No.702719894
Anonymous 719 KB JPG What happened? Anonymous we became better 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:06 No.702719864 Kratos then: >Evil m----------- who would drown his enemies in the blood of their own children. Kratos now: >Crying beta bitch cuck. 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:40 No.702719894

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Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them
Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

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Why was he like this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 Why the hate boner? D.R.E EDUCATION PLEA Clea CLOS E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?
: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)18:58:40 No.203122107 Why the hate boner? D.R.E EDUCATION PLEA Clea CLOS E Muddafucka.jpg 144 KB JPG >Suprise muddafucka, new case. Ok- >Stfu Morgan, get in there and analyze those blood splatters you sick s--- f---. Im watching you. Ok- >Creepy ass muddafucka, I know you get off to this s---. Eveyone thinks you're good at what you do, but Im on to you, c----sucking freak. Okay Seargent Do- >Stfu and do your job. Im watching you W-- was his problem?

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Let the butt hurt flow through you | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Star wars Episode VI 158 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)19:15:47 No.208567069 >"your friends are losing, luke, give into your hate or anger yess, because you'll totally listen to the people that you know theyre bad!!" >"oh? Youre conflicted about the idea of killing your own dad? Well, if you kill darth vader, you'll join the dark side for some reason even through theres no way you'd ever want to join us after everything we did and its the very thing you've been against! That'll totally get you to join us!" >"you wont kill your daddy?? How could this be!! Guess i gotta try killing you now"
Anonymous Star wars Episode VI 158 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)19:15:47 No.208567069 >"your friends are losing, luke, give into your hate or anger yess, because you'll totally listen to the people that you know theyre bad!!" >"oh? Youre conflicted about the idea of killing your own dad? Well, if you kill darth vader, you'll join the dark side for some reason even through theres no way you'd ever want to join us after everything we did and its the very thing you've been against! That'll totally get you to join us!" >"you wont kill your daddy?? How could this be!! Guess i gotta try killing you now"

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Anonymous 44 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)10:29:31 No.80326056 >Lost job >It's my doomer era >see that doomer memes always has the guy smoking >try some cigarettes >s---- f------ expensive >s---- tastes like f------ s--- >s--- taste in my mouth didn't go away for a full day and clothes smell like s--- >try vaping cause that's what zoomers do >s---- even more expensive >insanly sweet taste that gives me a headache >get jittery feeling but doesn't feel nice at all >feels like s--- why the f--- do people do this? I thought it was going to help me cope but this just makes me feel like garbage. f------ awful why the f--- do people do this s---
Anonymous 44 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)10:29:31 No.80326056 >Lost job >It's my doomer era >see that doomer memes always has the guy smoking >try some cigarettes >s---- f------ expensive >s---- tastes like f------ s--- >s--- taste in my mouth didn't go away for a full day and clothes smell like s--- >try vaping cause that's what zoomers do >s---- even more expensive >insanly sweet taste that gives me a headache >get jittery feeling but doesn't feel nice at all >feels like s--- why the f--- do people do this? I thought it was going to help me cope but this just makes me feel like garbage. f------ awful why the f--- do people do this s---

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Gotta Catch 'Em All | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much
Anonymous HEY GARDI I KNOW YOU LIKE THE LIPSTICKS TO TEST YOU BUY. BUT COULD YOU PLEASE STOP? I CAN'T FEEL MY CHEEK ANYMORE Mwah JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE MASTER YOU TOLD ME THE SAME THING AN HOUR AGO. I REALLY NEED TO DO THE DINNER SHOPPING. DON'T WORRY, I'LL CALL FOR PIZZA. ♡♡ Mwah SIGH*... OK... 00 02/10/25(Mon)22:28:05 No.702688473 **Mwah ♡♡♡ Mwah 653 KB PNG >so why did you become a pokemon trainer? >oh you know, just my career path... much

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Anon Likes God of War (2018) | /r/Greentext

File: BOY.jpg (318 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:10:11 No.702612872 >>702612951 >>702613113 >>702613202 >>702615560 >>702616104 >>702619240 >>702621354 >>702621952 >Come, sit and listen boy. Have I ever told you about what I did to one of Possidon's w-----? I was on my way to kill something, I don't remember the details but there was this ginat door in the way, I totally could've lifted it but I was tired from ripping living beings in half with my bare hands. So yeah I found this bitch and at first I was gonna r--- and kill her but then I thought, you know what? She looks sturdy enough, I don't feel like pulling a muscle that s--- hurts like a bitch. So basically there was this gear type thing that opened the door and I just kinda shoved her in there. I wish you could've heard it boy, the snapping of her bones and tearing of her flesh was hilarious. Anyways all jokes aside, we must be better men Atreus. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:12:06 No.702612951 ► >>702612872 (OP) Self destructive lunatic cratos will always be the most entertaining. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:10 No.702613113 >>702612872 (OP). >did I ever tell you what I did to my last child? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:22 No. 702613118 >>702613271 >>702613787 >that captain dude is never forgotten >meanwhile the girl who had to die a slow crushing death is never mentioned ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:33:42 No.702613787 ► >>702613118 They've been trying really hard to shove her under the rug ever since they had to remove the achievement for killing her. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)17:47:50 No.702614362 ►>>702614534 >>702614819 >>702621451 >Continuing to post this retarded s--- long, LONG after this game was relevant Are these Russian bots or some s---? I know there are people this deranged and autistic, but every day multiple times a day? Dunno about that. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:51:56 No.702614534 ► >>702614362 >Boy.....I know I mass genocided those pathetic humans and r---- a whole bunch but it's okay son, I respect women now, whether they are female on the inside or outside. It's her turn, son. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:19:21 No.702615560 ►>>702616402 >>702621472 >>702612872 (OP) >Sit, boy. As your father, I must regale you with chronicles about my youth. The contrast between our childhoods will reveal the efforts I have undertaken to improve your life. I was 30 or 20 years of age, having recently murdered my entire family in a blind rage. The god Ares was sacking Athens, as gods are wont to. As the civilians I was tasked to protect fled for their lives, I ripped them in half and consumed their sweet life energy to enhance my blades. Yes, the blades I have on my back right now. This one woman's soul allows me to do a little hop and then a slam move. The moral of the story is be better.
File: BOY.jpg (318 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:10:11 No.702612872 >>702612951 >>702613113 >>702613202 >>702615560 >>702616104 >>702619240 >>702621354 >>702621952 >Come, sit and listen boy. Have I ever told you about what I did to one of Possidon's w-----? I was on my way to kill something, I don't remember the details but there was this ginat door in the way, I totally could've lifted it but I was tired from ripping living beings in half with my bare hands. So yeah I found this bitch and at first I was gonna r--- and kill her but then I thought, you know what? She looks sturdy enough, I don't feel like pulling a muscle that s--- hurts like a bitch. So basically there was this gear type thing that opened the door and I just kinda shoved her in there. I wish you could've heard it boy, the snapping of her bones and tearing of her flesh was hilarious. Anyways all jokes aside, we must be better men Atreus. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:12:06 No.702612951 ► >>702612872 (OP) Self destructive lunatic cratos will always be the most entertaining. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:10 No.702613113 >>702612872 (OP). >did I ever tell you what I did to my last child? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:22 No. 702613118 >>702613271 >>702613787 >that captain dude is never forgotten >meanwhile the girl who had to die a slow crushing death is never mentioned ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:33:42 No.702613787 ► >>702613118 They've been trying really hard to shove her under the rug ever since they had to remove the achievement for killing her. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)17:47:50 No.702614362 ►>>702614534 >>702614819 >>702621451 >Continuing to post this retarded s--- long, LONG after this game was relevant Are these Russian bots or some s---? I know there are people this deranged and autistic, but every day multiple times a day? Dunno about that. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:51:56 No.702614534 ► >>702614362 >Boy.....I know I mass genocided those pathetic humans and r---- a whole bunch but it's okay son, I respect women now, whether they are female on the inside or outside. It's her turn, son. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:19:21 No.702615560 ►>>702616402 >>702621472 >>702612872 (OP) >Sit, boy. As your father, I must regale you with chronicles about my youth. The contrast between our childhoods will reveal the efforts I have undertaken to improve your life. I was 30 or 20 years of age, having recently murdered my entire family in a blind rage. The god Ares was sacking Athens, as gods are wont to. As the civilians I was tasked to protect fled for their lives, I ripped them in half and consumed their sweet life energy to enhance my blades. Yes, the blades I have on my back right now. This one woman's soul allows me to do a little hop and then a slam move. The moral of the story is be better.

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Anon runs into a Karen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous forty keks 162 KB PNG 12/03/21(Fri)12:16:03 No.867901951 >>867900400 (OP) # >be assistant manager at gas station >karen comes in for a cup of ice >straight face asks me where the diet ice is >brain just blue screened hearing that sentence >She said we had it a few months ago >I asked her if she meant crushed ice, and showed her which tab it was >She starts karen-raging about how I'm dumb for not knowing what diet ice >She leaves >tell my manager this funny story >manager tells me that a competitor gas station up the road put up a sign for diet ice for April fool's day this year >mfw this Karen fell for an April fools joke that hard
Anonymous forty keks 162 KB PNG 12/03/21(Fri)12:16:03 No.867901951 >>867900400 (OP) # >be assistant manager at gas station >karen comes in for a cup of ice >straight face asks me where the diet ice is >brain just blue screened hearing that sentence >She said we had it a few months ago >I asked her if she meant crushed ice, and showed her which tab it was >She starts karen-raging about how I'm dumb for not knowing what diet ice >She leaves >tell my manager this funny story >manager tells me that a competitor gas station up the road put up a sign for diet ice for April fool's day this year >mfw this Karen fell for an April fools joke that hard

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anons roommate commits a crime | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous R 593 KB JPG 02/10/25(Mon)21:00:11 No.931170957 >be me >almost done with retardville uni >roommate destroys door handle, maintenance fixes it >roommate breaks it again, maintenance removes entire mechanism and installs lock latch >tells us to use it only for emergencies >retarded roommate literally runs into it, breaking off half the wall >call property manager, tells me and 7 other roommates that the retard who broke it will not be financially responsible due to not listening the first 2 times of "DO NOT TOUCH THE MAIN DOOR, USE THE SECONDARY DOOR" >mfw if it was anyone else we'd be arrested for property damage >but because its a retard, it will not face any consequences f------ hell why can't they just punish this fat f--- already, if he faced actual consequences he'd turn out better.
: Anonymous R 593 KB JPG 02/10/25(Mon)21:00:11 No.931170957 >be me >almost done with retardville uni >roommate destroys door handle, maintenance fixes it >roommate breaks it again, maintenance removes entire mechanism and installs lock latch >tells us to use it only for emergencies >retarded roommate literally runs into it, breaking off half the wall >call property manager, tells me and 7 other roommates that the retard who broke it will not be financially responsible due to not listening the first 2 times of "DO NOT TOUCH THE MAIN DOOR, USE THE SECONDARY DOOR" >mfw if it was anyone else we'd be arrested for property damage >but because its a retard, it will not face any consequences f------ hell why can't they just punish this fat f--- already, if he faced actual consequences he'd turn out better.

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Pale imitation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)20:32:00 No.208293093 1725332398133.jpg 194 KB JPG The photo that mentally broke the Rock
Anonymous 01/30/25(Thu)20:32:00 No.208293093 1725332398133.jpg 194 KB JPG The photo that mentally broke the Rock

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Troompa Loompa | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous troompa loompa 02/10/25(Mon)23:09:02 No.931161792 >be against trans people >be transitioning to troompa loompa What did he mean by that? 582 KB PNG
: Anonymous troompa loompa 02/10/25(Mon)23:09:02 No.931161792 >be against trans people >be transitioning to troompa loompa What did he mean by that? 582 KB PNG

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Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL
Anonymous IGN @IGN-4 feb. 02/06/25(Thu)08:41:22 No.702218270 HBO's The Last of Us Part 2 won't feature Abby with muscles as huge since the series doesn't need to emulate video game mechanics. bit.ly/3WM408V 123 1378 611 ılıl 198 mil n3wxioe3guda1.jpg Σ 99 KB JPG >spend years defending Abby's "realistic" post apocalyptic muscular body >said her body was necessary for the plot and even buff her more after her first teaser >can't find any girl with Abby's body for the live action, so he has to use a noodle arm girl to play her HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA F--- YOU NEIL

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Anon is “ “ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 103 KB PNG V V AAAA A 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 AAA A A
Anonymous 103 KB PNG V V AAAA A 03/28/24(Thu)13:39:28 No.916043994 AAA A A

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Anon is his own son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:21:42 No.208542031 >Hi, I'm here for the date with your son 550 KB JPG Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:25:19 No.208542059 How much to make sure that f----- gets laid tonight?
Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:21:42 No.208542031 >Hi, I'm here for the date with your son 550 KB JPG Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:25:19 No.208542059 How much to make sure that f----- gets laid tonight?

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Anon is friends with a supreme gentleman. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous do not befriend fellow incels 04/08/22(Fri)21:17:20 No.68132641 68 KB JPG >start talking to girl for first time in years >tell my friend >he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works >plays it off as a coincidence >later on i find out he's been acting weird towards her >he gets angry at me for still talking to her >turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men >he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" s--- and saying girls never want nice guys like him
Anonymous do not befriend fellow incels 04/08/22(Fri)21:17:20 No.68132641 68 KB JPG >start talking to girl for first time in years >tell my friend >he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works >plays it off as a coincidence >later on i find out he's been acting weird towards her >he gets angry at me for still talking to her >turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men >he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" s--- and saying girls never want nice guys like him

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?
Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

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File: IMG_0088.jpg (693 KB, 1179x1275) Nicholas Galitzine attends the 'Stronger With You' Armani event in London. O ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.208543566 >>208543653 >>208543681 >>208543702 >>208543842 >>208543959 >>208543984 >>208544025 Here's your He-Man bro ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:08:43 No.208543842 >>208543968 >>208543566 (OP) >he was in the running for Human Torch >Jodie Coomer was in the running for Invisible Woman >Gyllenhaal was in the running for Mr. Fantastic >they got none of them but instead the ugliest people they could find What is Feige's damage? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:26:56 No.208544025 >>208543566 (OP). Literally who
File: IMG_0088.jpg (693 KB, 1179x1275) Nicholas Galitzine attends the 'Stronger With You' Armani event in London. O ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)20:43:01 No.208543566 >>208543653 >>208543681 >>208543702 >>208543842 >>208543959 >>208543984 >>208544025 Here's your He-Man bro ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:08:43 No.208543842 >>208543968 >>208543566 (OP) >he was in the running for Human Torch >Jodie Coomer was in the running for Invisible Woman >Gyllenhaal was in the running for Mr. Fantastic >they got none of them but instead the ugliest people they could find What is Feige's damage? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)21:26:56 No.208544025 >>208543566 (OP). Literally who

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