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File: BOY.jpg (318 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:10:11 No.702612872 >>702612951 >>702613113 >>702613202 >>702615560 >>702616104 >>702619240 >>702621354 >>702621952 >Come, sit and listen boy. Have I ever told you about what I did to one of Possidon's w-----? I was on my way to kill something, I don't remember the details but there was this ginat door in the way, I totally could've lifted it but I was tired from ripping living beings in half with my bare hands. So yeah I found this bitch and at first I was gonna r--- and kill her but then I thought, you know what? She looks sturdy enough, I don't feel like pulling a muscle that s--- hurts like a bitch. So basically there was this gear type thing that opened the door and I just kinda shoved her in there. I wish you could've heard it boy, the snapping of her bones and tearing of her flesh was hilarious. Anyways all jokes aside, we must be better men Atreus. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:12:06 No.702612951 ► >>702612872 (OP) Self destructive lunatic cratos will always be the most entertaining. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:10 No.702613113 >>702612872 (OP). >did I ever tell you what I did to my last child? ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:16:22 No. 702613118 >>702613271 >>702613787 >that captain dude is never forgotten >meanwhile the girl who had to die a slow crushing death is never mentioned ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:33:42 No.702613787 ► >>702613118 They've been trying really hard to shove her under the rug ever since they had to remove the achievement for killing her. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)17:47:50 No.702614362 ►>>702614534 >>702614819 >>702621451 >Continuing to post this retarded s--- long, LONG after this game was relevant Are these Russian bots or some s---? I know there are people this deranged and autistic, but every day multiple times a day? Dunno about that. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 17:51:56 No.702614534 ► >>702614362 >Boy.....I know I mass genocided those pathetic humans and r---- a whole bunch but it's okay son, I respect women now, whether they are female on the inside or outside. It's her turn, son. ☐ Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 18:19:21 No.702615560 ►>>702616402 >>702621472 >>702612872 (OP) >Sit, boy. As your father, I must regale you with chronicles about my youth. The contrast between our childhoods will reveal the efforts I have undertaken to improve your life. I was 30 or 20 years of age, having recently murdered my entire family in a blind rage. The god Ares was sacking Athens, as gods are wont to. As the civilians I was tasked to protect fled for their lives, I ripped them in half and consumed their sweet life energy to enhance my blades. Yes, the blades I have on my back right now. This one woman's soul allows me to do a little hop and then a slam move. The moral of the story is be better.

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this
Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.
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