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View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later
View Same Google Yandex iqdb SauceNA。幽image.jpg.54KiB.360x278 Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2015 15:25:09 No.33859388 Report Quoted By: >>33859684 >>33859687 >>33859753 >>33865120 Not sure if really fat hate, but reposting a story from my childhood: be four years old Family goes to a BBQ restaurant called "Fat Terry's Rib Crib" be enjoying meal >Suddenly, a very obese woman walks in the door I'm a very impressionable four year-old, brainwashed by Disney and McDonalds into thinking everything has a mascot >recall the name of the establishment I stand up in my seat >stare her down by now I have the attention of everyone in the restaurant >with not an ounce of malice, but simple childhood wonder shout: >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S FAT TERRY!" >she runs out crying >banned for life mfw 16 years later

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Skinwalker in Afghanistan.

O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.
O Anonymous 08/17/15(Mon)18:59:50 No.26918408 ·2-26919552 >>night time >>f------ afganistan >>outside the wire in an MRAP >im on the gun by myself while everyone else sleeps. >>been awake 36 hours >>smell, kinda like s--- mixed with BO >>hear something running around >wearing a thermal optic we called the skeeter. >>like NVG but thermal >>look at skittering sound >>BIGASS F------ DOG >startled but okay >>keep scanning my sector >buddy over radio. >>"dude, do you see that guy standing out in front of your truck?" >scan sector, dog is still there >>"its a f------ dog >>"the f--- it is, its a person, its waving at you >>im very clearly seeing a dog >>hes very clearly seeing a person >>it goes away after a bit >buddy: "i think i see that dog >>i look, very clearly see a guy standing about 300m in front of his truck >>"dude, thats a guy >>b-------, its a dog" It took off after a bit but we were both kinda spooked. Locals have stories about demons or evil spirits in disguise as bigass dogs.

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Ghosts In The Wire

Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.
Anonymous 04/03/14(Thu)10:38 UTC-7 No. 20664813 Replies: >2066497 206652113320666417 File: 13965467312-(1.84 MB. 351x261, 1377055228279.gif be at battalion FTX be on guard duty shift started at 0200 put on all my gear >walked with a buddy to the rear checkpoint >bored as f--- >start bullshiting >heard a loud scream >saw a shadowy figure ran passed through the bushes my buddy saw it too w-- >turn on NVG >saw nothing >30 minutes passed >saw the figure again, except we ID it as a person we assumed it's probably one of our soldiers my buddy yelled "yo stop f------ around, go to sleep n---- the shadowy figure continued to run pass through treeline, and it seem like it's getting close to the checkpoint >ohhellno.jpg >get on to the radio and called the NCOIOC NCOIC dashed out we told him what we saw >thinking he probably thought we are retarded did you guys get contact with that thing? "umm negative alright you guys are done for tonight, go to sleep. don't even come out for the rest of the night, roger ? oh and keep your mouth shut about this >3 days after we finished the FTX the NCOIC called us into the office and had a small talk with two of us Apparently, 60 years ago that the place we went used to be a live shooting range. 60 years ago, a company of soldier were practicing assault movement or something, and one of the soldier had a misfired and accidentally killed the other guy while the dude was dashing through the treeline This was several years ago, I can still recalled that distinctive scream from the forest.

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Shoggy the Seldom-Dog (green-text entry edition)

Thus begin the storytimes of Shoggy.
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AHNIJC

Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.
Anonymous 07/30/15(Thu)20:51:30 No.304602170304802398 File: Spoiler Image (656 KB, 393x420) >All this time Sakurai was f------ with us >Nintendo issues a new nintendo direct on their channel >Direct goes right to f------ sakurai smiling in a chair >Hello, I'm Masahiro Sakurai, with Nintendo." Immediately addresses lwadas death >"Satoru lwada was an honorable man, and I want to keep his legacy of making people happy alive by bringing new features to smash." Never before seen footage of smash items, characters and stages >All kinds of cool s--- from different games >Metroid map with mother brain boss, looks similar to Ridelys stage. >Everyone flips their s--- over what Sakurai has been working on 刈also have some new info on anticipated characters >Sakurai motions to a slide showing different media >"Joining smash are characters from out of game franchises." hype intensifies >"Oh and one last thing." >Hype intensifies even more >New Amiibo >"Coming soon to stores near you, until next time!" >End of the presentation, fades to darkness >No-one expects what comes next "A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES! Read the first letter of every sentence.

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Ancient Rome

Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march
Anonymous (ID: JrYOpO4M) 08/26/13(Mon)19:07:25 22502359445 ITT: Rome stories >Be me >sentorial class, but kinda plebish >decide to go to forum to pick up puellae >see a IX/X puella >ohjupiterthatbottom.marblestatue >go up to her Sheard pick up line from my buddy cassius, try it out hey girl are you parthian? no S"because you shot an arrow into my heart" looks at me like marius would look at sulla >"my pater familiae died in that battle" >my face goes redder than the theater of pompey >she walks away >go home and f--- my boy slave >i miss cato on the ides of march

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Anonymous 07/08/15(Wed)10:38:16 No.626631938626632289626632393 626632885 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up s--- went down and I had to leave home Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister jealous.jpg >Not much >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >W happened between me and my sister for a while e spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way I was totally over her >We go >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him sailing a year later (nothing romantic)
Anonymous 07/08/15(Wed)10:38:16 No.626631938626632289626632393 626632885 >Mom died right when I was born >Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born >Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister >Be 17 or 18 Notice that my sister is a hottie >Accidentally found a video that she made of herself >l thought she was so f------ beautiful that I watched it twice >Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy >At this point, totally lusting after my sister >She was also having bad trouble with the law >Actually in custody when I left home >Friend and I go to pick her up s--- went down and I had to leave home Just wanted to f--- her brains out >l think she had feelings for me too >Kissed me when we picked her up >Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss >Friend told me he wants to get with my sister jealous.jpg >Not much >At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot >Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister >l get hurt badly and almost die >While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss >W happened between me and my sister for a while e spend some time apart >l get really religious, try not to think of her that way I was totally over her >We go >She's in the hottest f------ bikini ever >All those feelings come back >She ends up with my friend from before After all this, we were at a party >Sister and I were outside alone >Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him sailing a year later (nothing romantic)

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Eight-Beers Mgee the Irish Bastard

Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----
Dude ded recently and here懑the balad of the mtevee us bsstard whenl wss younger, l had this hish hend who pred our school when l was ike 17 -be Some foreign guy has just joined, is family ust moved her -kved here with hrs dad nd h盻ltte soler, his mmded when he was younger as f--- 17 year old Britbong city called Derry in He gets put in mmy class and ends up siting next to me Call him a hippo because of his f------ industrial size front feeth and his big f------ ips s annoying EB with sht ke Do you Dude is OCD as f--- with his pencilcase and sht Goes nuts if anything gets moved, so his desk is sightly apart from everyone elses >We all get in sh foe tuck wth him on purpose 'We ought to know beter" The sdistic hippo keeps trying to get a reaction out of EB the whole class All of a sudden EB just casualy raises a foot and pushes the Hippo's desk right the f--- over fatass off the ground through nothing but sheer autstic resentment Teacher huries over and is trying to eplain to EB about Oreg's autism whie Greg freaks the f--- out in his chir, breathing heavily as though e's trying to ift EB looks at Greg and tells the teacher "Ch sory, we don't have auism in Ireland Wi bump with more Anonymous OD wH7H0gC) 03/19/1 4Med120 13 4B UTCS № 538038190 Riplin 2242m h on EB's third day at our school He's a pretty cool guy lkes the same vidya and movies as me and is a big fan of Rugby, was captain of his team back in reland eE hrm the school has rugby team, he芳ys he'd ike tojon EB goes to check it out, starts off on the lower team because he's new Lower team conaists of fat f---- who think theyre shronk and a couple of kind of fast runners that next half The'l take ham Thomas postions himselt opposte EB urips on hin·grabs him byte neck to pul hm drwn and iterally rols on him like a ticking roling pin -EB didnt even have the bal What the f--- you playin at son I didnt even have the bal, do you even know how to fookin play the game lad EB grins You know over in Ireland you have to be fit to play sports, the faties get leit on the sideline EB grabs his amn and tosses him to the ground, dude twists his anke or something and starts twitching and squeaking ike a baby elephant with parkinsons EB gets put on top team Anonymous (D wHTiHO) 031914(Wed)20 28 25 UTC-5 No 538041 137 Repbes-altm months without inc Most people don't give him s--- anymore, mostly because he's just a rice guy as long as youre cool to him -No rodents aside from ǎfew close cals with Greg the Midy Autistc Hppo Apparently in Ireland they don't have gangs, they have paramiltaries fighting between whether Northen Ireland is British or Ih >He plays ㅕ down sit bd ican lell some s--- must havo happened because he always changes the subject when it gets close to home Edgy fapgot Luke comes back to school Luke hangs around with a pack of n------ who are al apparenty in a gang, he lkes to pretend he's part of this "gang and caries this f------ Stankey knie around that he painted red and blue for some reason One day at lunch Luke comes up to EB and out of nowhere stats asking fhis dad is alcohoic TopE Weveryore rto everyone to Nope aound Well tuck Ird wanna siff sptI had to sht out a daft bastardlke yourset. Jog on "You wirt totuck with the wrong person today Irish boy? EB starts laughing, lHeraly loses his sht at the ste of this Itie fagpot in a trenchcoat with a stanley knfe and actualy presses Ee gabs tes wnst, takes the tabled tlade from the hands of the chosen one, tosses t wer a fence and punches hrm straight nthe face We're out geting beer, Im with a 7/10 GT that Ive had a crush on for tucking months Her and EB get along realy wel, athough I sort of think she only hung out with us because EB did That right when we're all drunk me and QT end up f------ Leaving out my side because this is the ballad of Eight Beer, not me Spend ages taiking with QT, establish that she apparenty realy lkes me back Bro bonding beer EB heads up to bed, I stay down with the other guys to watch TV, OT was asleep when I came down About an hour later hear some noise and a scream from upstairs QT comes nunning dow with a towel round her, soaking wet, and runs out the front door Apparently EB sleeps naked, not surprised since I've found him naked before after a night of drinking ンsays she carne on to him even ater ali s--- she sat laughs and says hetook aprt to bed wth hm, it was tnthe table and when she ied onwth him hetossed 1 idioer her Threw her clothes out the window into the rain and told her to go and fetch Two weeks later he takes me to a pub and hooks me up with a 90 Anonymous 0D wHTH00句03.191 4(Wed 20 43:59 UTC-5 No 5380440 14 Rapaas-upum mamum wa 2242|ap -EB·nd rme are, total bros after berg frendsforafew years Having him as a best friend is like having those flashy trainers as a kid S--- :Hm and E汨were close, mostly because EB would buy him vidya and act super interested in the anme sht he lied because nobody elseother than me would loses has har er chemo aGotovst hin, EB is gong me 8礇there >He thinks rs awesome get our photo taken together wthout any har -EB lets him draw al kinds of dumb sht on his bad head, lets hm draw a dumb moustache on him l0 -Spend ages just dicking a >Son of a bitch luke who R is, Dukey the Rookle is across the bar in the same tucking trenchcoat he wore back at school :EB says hi, ch 右away to him ike noting ever happened >We head home and EB spend the night sitting up with me playing Batlefrant on my old PS2 and drinking, just trying to cheer me up me every time Sorry for that 2sad4me post, but iti make sense later Anonymous (ID woooec) 05/19/14(Wed20 5246 UTC-5 No 530045357 Reeses 쯔53awawmeesaaa Living together in a flst with some chick and her boyfriend The one song I remember isude Tomm by The Runyacks because it played when s--- went down -EB toldtem that he "an't bokn凱ytrouble lads, have beer and forget that trpeforthe night ye?" 4 of them jump on him, start beating the s--- out of him l tackle one of them to try help him, get the f--- beaten out of me but f--- that if's goddamn E8 in there EB broke the dudes He gets up, bleeding out of every pore in his beauoful irish body Bouncing around with his fists up, Iterally looks ike he could fly around the room he's bouncing that much The skinheads keep going for him but back off every time aher he swings, it looks lke he could knock a building down with that shi Babbing some incoherent sht in Irish rage, nobody understands the words but everyone understands the meaning pack up there sht n full swing theoughoud, lke a scene from a f------ movie Eight tucking beersl You splied eight of me f------ beers you hairless tuckin mongrels Dude is shouting ater the guys who jumped hm Eight beers lad, eight f------ beers What's the f------ craic there lke EB is going back to Ireland to vist his nan, she's real sick We land in Belfast I think thats the capital of the north but not of Ireland, idk how t worked EB never realy explained t, sad you won't understand the builshit poltics unless you grew up there sweetest tuckng old lady ever, says that E was always a rough lad but wk he'd never hurt a sour go 1o vist his nan with EB' greedy f----- This woman is clearly the most influenial family member in the Eight Beer famly EB shows me round Derry, tells me about how if's split religously and shows me this big ass wall Takes me to Befast agan and shows me the place where the ttanic was but -we end up gong to -Get pretty aurk.or place caled The Crown Bar per as EB calls it Walked around Belfast for a bt, he tels me about the history of some stut -Spend a few nights there, have a f------ blast but decide to head home, don't wanna be an inrusion on the whole nan stuation Plaus racbcally a part of Getting close to the end now. Shts hard to wnte, I miss hat f----- Anonymous (0D wH7HOC) 03/114(Wed1 18 48 UTC-5 No 538040230 "Apparently sme Kdoy Fidder caled Wiharm Wr寸 f----- EB when he wB5 8 kid caught agan night there nearly gets violent when -EB's sister gets beter, but is pretty f----- for ife Never talks, never leaves the house, she's pretty much a goddamn vegetable -EB spends aa of tvs trme oet work with her, rever come弓out arrymore, Not sts r, wth her we sormetmes com e round and drnk wth hrm bu -One nighe while he's sieeping, EB's f----- up sister OO's hve refuses to le ven, house note a55ung EBtht t's not tvs faut, ter's pretty muchth, meen su ct of过'don prt why she'd need to 5ay thot but㎡atever wH7HOQC) EB doesn't realy He doesn't want to go home because he has nothing there other than reminders, but doesntwn .He gets in 갠 few fights when we're out dming anyone who gves hm any 5ht gets mmediately f------ amidated nor e of th s ads everyone chl『 # that he used to do night he's dunk as Dude is fighting back tears >1 had t already guessed, but he starts teling me atout how he blames himseffor what happened to his sis have f------ known better this is his tail uterally canor change hs mind on this s---, looks like he has himse#1uly convincedth Pulls himsetr together We tak about old smes, laugh a bit things actuaily seem back so normal for a whle Ainight mabe. Let's have one for old time's sake, ae? a good hour He eventualy leaves, but before he goes he tells me that "You've been a good mate from day one mate. Honestly out on a limb rd do f----- anything for ya Take t easy lad He doesnt show up to work the next day EB doesn't reply to texts or answer place doeant answer is famly tatoo barmed hm5ef for not ㎞owng to protect hes 5ster and that he was too m serable to keep 5ht up I don't need thanked stopped grave every tme f-----

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File: images.ipg (4 KB, 270x186) Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)10:49:45 No.622323355 dear friends, sorry for bad language >trade you want to buy a loaf of sandwich >you see that girl >at least 8 easily >try seduce >from the beginning I will be speechless >tile floors in the left part of the store what was last night you? >>O Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)10:51:42 No.622323603 File ipg ipg (9 KB, 251x228) Is this a r--- Did you get r----
File: images.ipg (4 KB, 270x186) Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)10:49:45 No.622323355 dear friends, sorry for bad language >trade you want to buy a loaf of sandwich >you see that girl >at least 8 easily >try seduce >from the beginning I will be speechless >tile floors in the left part of the store what was last night you? >>O Anonymous 06/17/15(Wed)10:51:42 No.622323603 File ipg ipg (9 KB, 251x228) Is this a r--- Did you get r----

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File: 1416426154444 png (42 KB, 548x399) Anonymous (ID: KE KED) 11/29/14(Sat)20:29:09 No.582089323 ITT: Post childhood experiences that scarred you for life. Let's all commiserate together. >be 11 or so >only child >family takes me to the beach on a hot summer day >be somewhat antisocial so I wander off by myself despite that there are plenty of other kids to hang out with >beach has rocky outcroppings mixed with sand dunes >everyone is on the dunes and the rocks are free to roam around on >spend about 15 minutes climbing the rocks and make it down to the part where they meet the water >8 or 9 foot long dead shark is laying decomposing on the rocks about 6 feet above the waterline >is placed so that It remains hidden from view from everyone else >lean down to take a closer look but suddenly overcome by the most horrible smell in the universe >bail out and run back to the dunes where the kids are and tell them there's a dead shark washed up on the rocks they get excited as f--- and run back over to where I said it was >l follow them back shouting that it stinks to high heaven and they should keep back >we return the spot where the shark was only to find some fat hairy crackhead hobo f------ the shark missionary style right on the rocks >no seriously >guy is at least 350 pounds, completely naked, hairier than Bigfoot, covered in dried-up s--- caked on to his hair >he's giving his sharkfu >pulls out his nanodick and nuts on the carcass >turns to look at us and gives us this creepy-ass clown smile >we all bolt to our parents on the beach screaming bloody murder >half of the kids puked their guts out on the way >police with attack dogs arrive on the beach in barely 10 minutes and send us all home never go to any beach ever again a piggy f--- in front of a bunch of kids
File: 1416426154444 png (42 KB, 548x399) Anonymous (ID: KE KED) 11/29/14(Sat)20:29:09 No.582089323 ITT: Post childhood experiences that scarred you for life. Let's all commiserate together. >be 11 or so >only child >family takes me to the beach on a hot summer day >be somewhat antisocial so I wander off by myself despite that there are plenty of other kids to hang out with >beach has rocky outcroppings mixed with sand dunes >everyone is on the dunes and the rocks are free to roam around on >spend about 15 minutes climbing the rocks and make it down to the part where they meet the water >8 or 9 foot long dead shark is laying decomposing on the rocks about 6 feet above the waterline >is placed so that It remains hidden from view from everyone else >lean down to take a closer look but suddenly overcome by the most horrible smell in the universe >bail out and run back to the dunes where the kids are and tell them there's a dead shark washed up on the rocks they get excited as f--- and run back over to where I said it was >l follow them back shouting that it stinks to high heaven and they should keep back >we return the spot where the shark was only to find some fat hairy crackhead hobo f------ the shark missionary style right on the rocks >no seriously >guy is at least 350 pounds, completely naked, hairier than Bigfoot, covered in dried-up s--- caked on to his hair >he's giving his sharkfu >pulls out his nanodick and nuts on the carcass >turns to look at us and gives us this creepy-ass clown smile >we all bolt to our parents on the beach screaming bloody murder >half of the kids puked their guts out on the way >police with attack dogs arrive on the beach in barely 10 minutes and send us all home never go to any beach ever again a piggy f--- in front of a bunch of kids

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□ Anonymous 01/19/16(Mon)21:14:03 No.593700140トー2593700838 File: creamyipg (25 KB, 350x250) > 1st grade s on the bus going to school > feel unusual tummy rumbles > toomuchluckycharms.sys > spew rainbow colored vomit all over bus seat > feel much better > Look over to the next seat > little girl is staring at me with a look of pure terror > bus arrives at school > tell girl not to tell anyone > build some dank lego castles later > mfw no one found out it was me Anonymous 01/19/15(Mon)21:17:31 No.593700838 593700140 >kindergarten >1st grader vomits rainbows in seat next to me tells me not to tell anyone >shows me his penis >legit scared now >starts rubbing his penis in cereal vomit >holds up finger and makes 'shhhh' noise >get off bus >see him walking outside later >he is holding 2 legos that are put together >kept saying "look at my castle guys"
□ Anonymous 01/19/16(Mon)21:14:03 No.593700140トー2593700838 File: creamyipg (25 KB, 350x250) > 1st grade s on the bus going to school > feel unusual tummy rumbles > toomuchluckycharms.sys > spew rainbow colored vomit all over bus seat > feel much better > Look over to the next seat > little girl is staring at me with a look of pure terror > bus arrives at school > tell girl not to tell anyone > build some dank lego castles later > mfw no one found out it was me Anonymous 01/19/15(Mon)21:17:31 No.593700838 593700140 >kindergarten >1st grader vomits rainbows in seat next to me tells me not to tell anyone >shows me his penis >legit scared now >starts rubbing his penis in cereal vomit >holds up finger and makes 'shhhh' noise >get off bus >see him walking outside later >he is holding 2 legos that are put together >kept saying "look at my castle guys"

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File: altoids-01ipg (25 KB, 465x275) Anonymous (D: 6GA4MT 07/15/14(Tue)11:53:59 No.5567515145567518075567518762556752670556752813 5567531372556753161 556754195 556754251 hi /b/ I need some advice im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be that guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and CURIOUSTY STRONG MINTS i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me PEPPERMINT my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. ldk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him? suggest me some mints /b/ Anonymous (ID: +toN2-sm) 07/15/14(Tue)11:55:46 No.556751724 File: aye carumba.gif (1.91 MB, 320x180) Anonymous (ID: wl9zeaak) 07/15/14(Tue)11:57:24 No.556751889 File: image ipg (48 KB, 645x652) Anonymous (ID: DRcBLfDe) 07/15/14(Tue)11:56:38 No.556751807 4584 iog (26 KB, 500x476) >mark the mint man P> I wanna be that guy with the mints Anonymous (ID: POydivdU) 07/15/14(Tue)12:01:16 No.55675229522556753580 "becky where'd you go? >"hey Sabrina... Just got stopped by that weird kid. He asked me again if I wanted a mint..." >"yeah he's been doing that to everyone! Don't take them he looks autistic and they're probably poision! Sally said he's got like a garbage bag of them in his locker.." >"Omg what a fkn freak. Ok I'll just avoid eye contact from now on!" mark the mint man,they might call me is is your future op enjoy Anonymous (ID: e5Gq47xp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:02:09 No.556752405 Anonymous (ID: JuqSplp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:04:25 No.556752670 File: 1404443369992 gif (2.51 MB, 286x258) 43904 ipg (26 KB, 450x300) mark thè mint ma >mark the mint man P> Anonymous (ID: fnOLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:05 No.556754014 File: mentos ong (81 KB, 230x217) mentoS Anonymous (ID: oZY9e510) 07/15/14(Tue)12:22:41 No.556754775 the laughter ipg (9 KB, 500x374) >mark the mint man The Freshmaker Anonymous (ID: 60 6GMA4MT ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:15:06 No.556753910556754109 P> Well my father suggested it to me since ive had a rough go at making friends. my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it. So l thought it might work for me too. 2133 my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave hebringsgumtoworlandsaysthatpeoplecalhimdoublemintdave Anonymous (ID: fnoLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:56 No.556754109 File: Hitler+was+basically+a+de .)png (105 KB, 218x301) doublemint dave 556753910 >doublemint f------ dave GIVE UP
File: altoids-01ipg (25 KB, 465x275) Anonymous (D: 6GA4MT 07/15/14(Tue)11:53:59 No.5567515145567518075567518762556752670556752813 5567531372556753161 556754195 556754251 hi /b/ I need some advice im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be that guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and CURIOUSTY STRONG MINTS i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me PEPPERMINT my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. ldk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him? suggest me some mints /b/ Anonymous (ID: +toN2-sm) 07/15/14(Tue)11:55:46 No.556751724 File: aye carumba.gif (1.91 MB, 320x180) Anonymous (ID: wl9zeaak) 07/15/14(Tue)11:57:24 No.556751889 File: image ipg (48 KB, 645x652) Anonymous (ID: DRcBLfDe) 07/15/14(Tue)11:56:38 No.556751807 4584 iog (26 KB, 500x476) >mark the mint man P> I wanna be that guy with the mints Anonymous (ID: POydivdU) 07/15/14(Tue)12:01:16 No.55675229522556753580 "becky where'd you go? >"hey Sabrina... Just got stopped by that weird kid. He asked me again if I wanted a mint..." >"yeah he's been doing that to everyone! Don't take them he looks autistic and they're probably poision! Sally said he's got like a garbage bag of them in his locker.." >"Omg what a fkn freak. Ok I'll just avoid eye contact from now on!" mark the mint man,they might call me is is your future op enjoy Anonymous (ID: e5Gq47xp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:02:09 No.556752405 Anonymous (ID: JuqSplp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:04:25 No.556752670 File: 1404443369992 gif (2.51 MB, 286x258) 43904 ipg (26 KB, 450x300) mark thè mint ma >mark the mint man P> Anonymous (ID: fnOLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:05 No.556754014 File: mentos ong (81 KB, 230x217) mentoS Anonymous (ID: oZY9e510) 07/15/14(Tue)12:22:41 No.556754775 the laughter ipg (9 KB, 500x374) >mark the mint man The Freshmaker Anonymous (ID: 60 6GMA4MT ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:15:06 No.556753910556754109 P> Well my father suggested it to me since ive had a rough go at making friends. my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it. So l thought it might work for me too. 2133 my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave hebringsgumtoworlandsaysthatpeoplecalhimdoublemintdave Anonymous (ID: fnoLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:56 No.556754109 File: Hitler+was+basically+a+de .)png (105 KB, 218x301) doublemint dave 556753910 >doublemint f------ dave GIVE UP

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