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File: altoids-01ipg (25 KB, 465x275) Anonymous (D: 6GA4MT 07/15/14(Tue)11:53:59 No.5567515145567518075567518762556752670556752813 5567531372556753161 556754195 556754251 hi /b/ I need some advice im looking to buy some mints to improve my popularity at school. I wanna be that guy with the mints' so people know they can come to me and ask for a mint at any time and CURIOUSTY STRONG MINTS i can give them one or two. mark the mint man, they might call me PEPPERMINT my question is, what mints do you think i should get? i need a flavour everyone will like, and im looking at buying a very very large amount in bulk. ldk like 10kg of them or something. got £500 to work with maybe something like altoids? what kind of mints would you like knowing your reliable friend has on him? suggest me some mints /b/ Anonymous (ID: +toN2-sm) 07/15/14(Tue)11:55:46 No.556751724 File: aye carumba.gif (1.91 MB, 320x180) Anonymous (ID: wl9zeaak) 07/15/14(Tue)11:57:24 No.556751889 File: image ipg (48 KB, 645x652) Anonymous (ID: DRcBLfDe) 07/15/14(Tue)11:56:38 No.556751807 4584 iog (26 KB, 500x476) >mark the mint man P> I wanna be that guy with the mints Anonymous (ID: POydivdU) 07/15/14(Tue)12:01:16 No.55675229522556753580 "becky where'd you go? >"hey Sabrina... Just got stopped by that weird kid. He asked me again if I wanted a mint..." >"yeah he's been doing that to everyone! Don't take them he looks autistic and they're probably poision! Sally said he's got like a garbage bag of them in his locker.." >"Omg what a fkn freak. Ok I'll just avoid eye contact from now on!" mark the mint man,they might call me is is your future op enjoy Anonymous (ID: e5Gq47xp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:02:09 No.556752405 Anonymous (ID: JuqSplp) 07/15/14(Tue)12:04:25 No.556752670 File: 1404443369992 gif (2.51 MB, 286x258) 43904 ipg (26 KB, 450x300) mark thè mint ma >mark the mint man P> Anonymous (ID: fnOLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:05 No.556754014 File: mentos ong (81 KB, 230x217) mentoS Anonymous (ID: oZY9e510) 07/15/14(Tue)12:22:41 No.556754775 the laughter ipg (9 KB, 500x374) >mark the mint man The Freshmaker Anonymous (ID: 60 6GMA4MT ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:15:06 No.556753910556754109 P> Well my father suggested it to me since ive had a rough go at making friends. my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave (because he carries doublemint gum), and that people like it. So l thought it might work for me too. 2133 my father doesn't have many friends either, but he brings gum to work and says that people call him doublemint dave hebringsgumtoworlandsaysthatpeoplecalhimdoublemintdave Anonymous (ID: fnoLgmdJ) 07/15/14(Tue)12:16:56 No.556754109 File: Hitler+was+basically+a+de .)png (105 KB, 218x301) doublemint dave 556753910 >doublemint f------ dave GIVE UP

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9 Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 23:09:33 No.24864120 Quoted By: >>24864171 >>24836558 I've had repeated contact with an "alien" visitor or entity since I was a kid. I don't know any other way to explain what I've seen, or what I remember seeing. >be me, little kid >get a drink of water >see bob the builder digging around in my garden through the window >because im just a kid this doesn't phase me somehow, I pop outside to say hi >ask him what he's building >he smiles and says he's making a sandbox for me to play in >next day my dad says he's going to start building a sandbox in the backyard for me and my brothers to play in >thankyoubob.jpg >grow up a bit, don't see bob for many years >one day adults are very worried and all in the TV room talking, I think it was when 9/11 happened >go outside because bored/scared >It's f------ Zoboomafoo from the Kratt brothers swinging on my swingset >But I can tell it's based Bob >sit on the swing next to him, ask where he's been >he points up to the moon and give me a cheeky lemur puppet smile >ask why he's here now >said he wanted to check up on me because some stuff happened >thank him for the sandbox >he laughs and swings away into our tree like a retard until I can't see him anymore >>24864120 >Long time, many years pass with no visits from based bob >begin to think it was all a dream/my imagination >parents think it's a cute story when I tell them >Finally learning to ride a bike >I'm slow at learning things and I really should have learned years ago and I'm still bad at it >Dad always telling me to check both ways before I cross a street, keep forgetting >crossing street back to my house, hear a noise out of nowhere and all of a sudden I'm on the ground >Based bob is wearing an Iron Man suit (The silver one) and has gently lowered me to the ground >my bike is completely mauled to shreds under the car >thankyoubasedbob.jpg >>24864171 Okay, time for a little bit of sad s---. I was trying to keep it light but there's some not so fun stuff in here. My parents abused me and all my siblings when we were growing up. They were pretty religious and crazy about a lot of things, it changed in what aspects over time but they definitely followed the whole "spare the rod spoil the child" mentality. I somehow ended up being the black sheep of the family because I'm kinda slow and stupid and stubborn and I daydream too much. So I got beat way, way more than any of the other kids. Anyway, back to the story. >Dad finds out about accident and destroyed bike >asks if I looked both ways >lied and say I did >he knows I didn't >not sure if he's mad about me being in danger or the bike being f-----, but he's P----- >getting the ass beating of my life >hurts so f------ much and is going on forever, I'm just screaming at this point >Begin to scream and beg for jesus to help me >All of a sudden my dad stops hitting me >cry into the bed for a few minutes before looking back >My dad is frozen in place looking terrified as f--- >It's based bob, hovering in front of him, looking like his OG builder self again >The spoon my dad was using to beat me literally disintegrates into a million pieces >dad's eyes are bulging as his wrist begins to bend backwards >Snapcracklepop.jpg >Bob looks at me >Says he's sorry for not doing something sooner >can almost see tears in his eyes >he floats through the ceiling and f---- off >dad never beats me again If you're watching out there based bob, thanks for the help. come back and visit sometime.
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