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Thus begin the storytimes of Shoggy.

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Shoggy the Seldom-Dog (green-text entry edition)


Uploaded by Colonial2.1 Aug 01, 2015 at 02:43PM EDT

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: Anonymous Why 138 KB JPG 10/30/22(Sun) 10:58:29 No.70790580 > girl is uninterested in sex > oh wow, thats so heckin asexual valid > guy is uninterested in sex > are you gay? > you just cant get laid can you? haha > oh no, did something happen to you? Why are people like this?
luke taking the sip.jpg, 150KiB, 1600x900 >*sips* Anonymous Sun 27 Apr 2025 08:59:46 No.210208177 >>210203376 >rey, i'm going to tell you a story. View >at the end of it, you'll finally understand why i refuse to be a jedi ever again, and hopefully you'll forget about this training nonsense too >once, i met my father's apprentice, ahsoka tano. he and obi-wan kenobi had described her to me once before, said she was "the best he'd ever had", even better than my mom. >obi-wan called her "a good friend". >he told me all about her reverse grip technique and how she brought an entire legion to its knees with just a glance. >i thought he meant she was a great warrior. >when i met her, i began to notice her constant side-eyeing and smug glances at me. it stirred something in me. that mighty skywalker blood, maybe. >i asked her to show me why my father respected her so much, even during his days as darth vader. >i shouldn't have asked. >she put me down into the dirt and used her reverse grip technique. i was the hero of the rebellion, the legend, luke skywalker, and with one hand and two fingers i was nothing but her thala-siren to be milked, like this fat f--- right here. >my father hadn't been very clear in his account, but what he meant was that he'd groomed her to be the nastiest little w---- in the galaxy. >she promised she was clean, but we both knew her soul was rotten. >do you know what it's like, rey? to have your soul tainted like that? to have your innocence stolen by your father's w----? the hero of the galaxy, reduced to some orange hussy's 502nd. >who am I kidding? you're a woman. you wouldn't know what it's like even if you were darth sidious' w----. but you'll find out about that another time. maybe when i'm dead. >but i was left with shame, and that shame gave me clarity. >i came to this planet to get away from w*men. it's a shame you had to ruin that. >*sips* >now get off my island
Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat) 19:55:36 No.64700159 >>64700090 # >You are OBLIGATED to provide for everyone else in life >NO ONE has this same obligation to you sure is strange how that works out
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