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: Anonymous Females on R9k? silly string Silly Strin Streate serious string 44 KB JPG 36 Replies / 2 Images 12/15/24(Sun)19:31:19 No.79761461 >Can someone tell me why I have been glued to this site for the last four days? >As a woman (since birth) I should hate it here >inb4 you arent welcome here >I know thats why I dont understand why I am here >It is an obsession at this point View Thread
: Anonymous Females on R9k? silly string Silly Strin Streate serious string 44 KB JPG 36 Replies / 2 Images 12/15/24(Sun)19:31:19 No.79761461 >Can someone tell me why I have been glued to this site for the last four days? >As a woman (since birth) I should hate it here >inb4 you arent welcome here >I know thats why I dont understand why I am here >It is an obsession at this point View Thread

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Anon takes a test. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/24(Sun)11:06:04 No.79761353 > ...another question Mr. Anon. > You're responsible for doing some laundry, which contains four pairs of panties. > You are alone, no-one will know what you do right now. > The first pair is plain red, with some mild off white staining in the gusset. > The second pair is pale yellow, with a cartoon ladybird character. They have a slight brownish stain in the middle of the gusset and a large skidmark to the rear. > The third pair are grey, with a heavily stained (off-white, perhaps slightly yellow) gusset, which appears to still be damp. There is also a faint skidmark. > The fourth is a purple thong, the smallest of the four items. While it has the same off-white staining as seen in some of the other garments, there is a large damp patch which you suspect is semen. The thong back has obviously been rubbing against the wearer's anus, and has several visible particles of faeces. > What do you do in this situation Mr. Anon? Please think carefully, and remember that this is a hypothetical situation and that this conversation cannot be used as evidence in a court of law.
Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/24(Sun)11:06:04 No.79761353 > ...another question Mr. Anon. > You're responsible for doing some laundry, which contains four pairs of panties. > You are alone, no-one will know what you do right now. > The first pair is plain red, with some mild off white staining in the gusset. > The second pair is pale yellow, with a cartoon ladybird character. They have a slight brownish stain in the middle of the gusset and a large skidmark to the rear. > The third pair are grey, with a heavily stained (off-white, perhaps slightly yellow) gusset, which appears to still be damp. There is also a faint skidmark. > The fourth is a purple thong, the smallest of the four items. While it has the same off-white staining as seen in some of the other garments, there is a large damp patch which you suspect is semen. The thong back has obviously been rubbing against the wearer's anus, and has several visible particles of faeces. > What do you do in this situation Mr. Anon? Please think carefully, and remember that this is a hypothetical situation and that this conversation cannot be used as evidence in a court of law.

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Are Americans always talking about politics? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 8 Replies 1 Image 12/15/24(Sun)21:06:39 No.79761839 >Conservative >Have no conservative friends because they're difficult to socialize with >Stuck with lefties for friends instead View Thread
Anonymous 49 KB JPG 8 Replies 1 Image 12/15/24(Sun)21:06:39 No.79761839 >Conservative >Have no conservative friends because they're difficult to socialize with >Stuck with lefties for friends instead View Thread

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Minecraft is peak again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)15:41:17 No.103501645 Introduce yourself. Vanilla) Hi there! In Vanilla, your friendly fox girl bot, eager to help you with your Minecraft Journey! Let's have some fun! Vanilla 1733411241893742.jpg 2.65 MB JPG >You can play Minecraft with Al fox girl bots now Perfect
Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)15:41:17 No.103501645 Introduce yourself. Vanilla) Hi there! In Vanilla, your friendly fox girl bot, eager to help you with your Minecraft Journey! Let's have some fun! Vanilla 1733411241893742.jpg 2.65 MB JPG >You can play Minecraft with Al fox girl bots now Perfect

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Anon is a Marvel Rivals player | /r/Greentext

Rule 34 If it exists there is p--- of it. If not, start uploading. Posts Comments Forum My Account squirrel_girl squirrel_girl (1701) Serv squirrel_girl_(marvel) (1200) 0.2 squirrel_girl_(marvel_rivals) (807) sg.jpg 309 KB JPG >Game barely out for one (1) week >Already got thousands of fanart How is this possible? Is this called cultural impact?
Rule 34 If it exists there is p--- of it. If not, start uploading. Posts Comments Forum My Account squirrel_girl squirrel_girl (1701) Serv squirrel_girl_(marvel) (1200) 0.2 squirrel_girl_(marvel_rivals) (807) sg.jpg 309 KB JPG >Game barely out for one (1) week >Already got thousands of fanart How is this possible? Is this called cultural impact?

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Real Story That Definitely Happened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand
Anonymous PEPE 16 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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Meanwhile, in Japan... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THEA SCF Tokyo Police Department, 9th Unit. A mobile investigation team that fights crimes using re Once they are dispatched, the whole area is engulfed in They are known among people as "The Scramble Vice". 12/14/24(Sat)20:15:32 No.697345086 LE CE SEB YOU SCRAMBLE VICE 138 KB PNG >developer-sama are you sure this will help sell our mecha game? >...mechs?
Anonymous THEA SCF Tokyo Police Department, 9th Unit. A mobile investigation team that fights crimes using re Once they are dispatched, the whole area is engulfed in They are known among people as "The Scramble Vice". 12/14/24(Sat)20:15:32 No.697345086 LE CE SEB YOU SCRAMBLE VICE 138 KB PNG >developer-sama are you sure this will help sell our mecha game? >...mechs?

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Anon gets dumped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 88 KB GIF >be me 12/14/24(Sat)20:47:52 No.928657710 >Get wisdom teeth out >Put on pain killers, develope tick >Start blurting out random words >Usually random s--- that's loosely related to what I'm doing but not directly what I'm thinking or what I am thinking at all >F------ my gf >Blurt out C-- f----- >She freaks the f--- out and tells me to leave >Calls me a f----- and breaks up with me
Anonymous 88 KB GIF >be me 12/14/24(Sat)20:47:52 No.928657710 >Get wisdom teeth out >Put on pain killers, develope tick >Start blurting out random words >Usually random s--- that's loosely related to what I'm doing but not directly what I'm thinking or what I am thinking at all >F------ my gf >Blurt out C-- f----- >She freaks the f--- out and tells me to leave >Calls me a f----- and breaks up with me

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Anons brother goes through a breakup | /r/Greentext

9 KB JPG >lil bro goes through his first break up >lil bro "wants to" start lifting >lil bro starts roiding because he doesn't want to wait >visit him on an evening to see how he's doing >he spends hours at the gym talking to half naked dudes about lifting >fantasizes about being a pro despite having spent little over three months in the gym >goes on omegle with a skin tight tank top trying to get mires >goes nuclear on random people when they're not impressed by his body >he posts 20 stories on instagram everday, all lifting >all he ever watches is random tards deadlifting with titles like "when you remember HER midset" I lost him bros didn't I?
9 KB JPG >lil bro goes through his first break up >lil bro "wants to" start lifting >lil bro starts roiding because he doesn't want to wait >visit him on an evening to see how he's doing >he spends hours at the gym talking to half naked dudes about lifting >fantasizes about being a pro despite having spent little over three months in the gym >goes on omegle with a skin tight tank top trying to get mires >goes nuclear on random people when they're not impressed by his body >he posts 20 stories on instagram everday, all lifting >all he ever watches is random tards deadlifting with titles like "when you remember HER midset" I lost him bros didn't I?

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Anon struggles at work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?
Anonymous 327 KB PNG shuttle 12/09/24(Mon)22:12:01 No.928443790 > be me, just graduated college, poor af > apply for job as space station janitor > get the job > commute in every morning from Earth > one day boss rings before I get the > "don't come in today, 'they' are visiting" > whatever, a day off is a day off > go into work the next day > find all researchers dead > 'they' have taken over > I start cleaning up, one of 'them' approaches me > mindlinks into me telling me my services are no longer required > see out of the corner of my eye 'they've' hired one of 'them' as janitor > get home later that day > call from mom > "how did you manage to screw up another job?" I don't think boomers are actually capable of understanding how tough the modern job market is. Anonymous >>928443790 (OP) # 12/09/24(Mon)22:14:48 No.928443909 Did you ever jerk of in zero g?

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Anon is para | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG >be me 12/14/24(Sat) 15:21:43 No.928643976 >Calling Amazon customer support >This call may be listened to " >Hang up because my privacy is important to me >Realize technically all calls are listened to and don't have full set of information >Call back >"This call may be listened to and recorded for quality assurance >Hang up because my privacy is important to me

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Anon hates modern music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 15:01:25 No.124793897 The state of current music/cvltvre in one pic >the larp >the fakery >the attempt to 'organically' launch a new manufactured look and vibe based on some pastiche of authentic s--- from the past >hair plugs and 'hello, fellow youngsters' look

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So thats why youre gay Anon, yeah? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #
: Anonymous >>79754473 # 12/15/24(Sun)02:51:13 No.79754661 >be polite and obdient to women >instantly turn them off >be aggressive and cruel to women >they fall in love with you >>79754719 #

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Can we get a new CEO for Sony already? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)05:38:16 No.697258982 GOT24ulWsAAV4-H.jpg 61 KB JPG >Playstation division is losing more money than their movie division >Sony president Hiroki Totoki basically sending a message to western divisions by shutting down Firewalk Studios and gutting Bungie warning them that he's not f------ around >This probably Naughty Dog's final hurrah >This is the last thing people will remember before Naughty Dog finally gets shut down

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Harry Potter isn't even that ugly jfc | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread
⠀ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)22:45:35 No.79752947 'Dangerous' teen jailed for assaulting two girls after they called him Harry Potter A TEENAGER who stabbed a girl in the face and smashed another's head against a fence because they called him Harry Potter has been jailed. 1734185642453483.png 308 KB PNG >Try to flirt with incel to save him from his loneliness >Get brutally assaulted Your kind deserves to be alone. 51 Replies/7 Images View Thread

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anon wonders why westerns hate money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?
Anonymous Western vs Eastern Devs 12/13/24(Fri)23:57:08 No.697230069 |游戏科学 GAME SCIENCE 世界品质,中国故事 SQUARE ENIX SHIFT UP CAPCOM® UBISOFT BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS NAUGHTY DOG BioWare™ cap.jpg 368 KB JPG This is the age we live now Will this game flop?

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