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Anonymous ITS OVER 04/03/24(Wed)16:57:39 No.76999872 >Be born and get only one chance at life >End up only 5ft 4in tall 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous ITS OVER 04/03/24(Wed)16:57:39 No.76999872 >Be born and get only one chance at life >End up only 5ft 4in tall 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon failed the test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)21:39:49 No. 198346990 >When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. >A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. How do you respond without sounding like an atheist? : Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 21:40:55 No. 198347019 I quote whatever passage of the bible is most convenient for what I wanted to do anyway >>198347235 #
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)21:39:49 No. 198346990 >When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. >A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. How do you respond without sounding like an atheist? : Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 21:40:55 No. 198347019 I quote whatever passage of the bible is most convenient for what I wanted to do anyway >>198347235 #

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They know Anon, they know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oh no 04/17/24(Wed)07:22:58 No.673692218 h8tqrtv7ov161.png 551 KB PNG >be me >look up r34 of gacha character >log into gacha for daily log in reward >outta curiosity check to see what banners are up >see the character I've just beat my meat to >f--- it we ball >spend a single free summon >expecting to get trash >get the character >mfw D do do they know?
Anonymous Oh no 04/17/24(Wed)07:22:58 No.673692218 h8tqrtv7ov161.png 551 KB PNG >be me >look up r34 of gacha character >log into gacha for daily log in reward >outta curiosity check to see what banners are up >see the character I've just beat my meat to >f--- it we ball >spend a single free summon >expecting to get trash >get the character >mfw D do do they know?

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gacha moment | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)01:52:01 No.1445429 File: IN THE END.png (426 KB, 500x500) ONE STAGE I DON'T KNOW WHY I GRINDED AN EVENT WITH NO MATS TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS STRIFE TO INCREASE OPERATOR GRIND AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN GACHA GAMES, ROLLS ARE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THEIR STARS ARE THREE
☐ Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)01:52:01 No.1445429 File: IN THE END.png (426 KB, 500x500) ONE STAGE I DON'T KNOW WHY I GRINDED AN EVENT WITH NO MATS TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS STRIFE TO INCREASE OPERATOR GRIND AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN GACHA GAMES, ROLLS ARE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THEIR STARS ARE THREE

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anon is a mosquito | /r/Greentext

Tweet N----- Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN bitches really be gettin horny over some veins... are u a mosquito 1:45 PM · Mar 17, 2020. Twitter for iPad 4.3K Retweets 21.5K Likes 27 ↑
Tweet N----- Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN bitches really be gettin horny over some veins... are u a mosquito 1:45 PM · Mar 17, 2020. Twitter for iPad 4.3K Retweets 21.5K Likes 27 ↑

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Anons discuss mirrors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:36:16 No.917020463 >>917022547 >>917020653 >>917020687 >>917020737 >>9170210 I don't get why mirrors flip everything left to right but not top to bottom. makes no f------ sense to me. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:48:31 No.917020653 >>917020463 (OP) They don't... Cameras do that though. >>917021184 >> Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:51:17 No.917020687 >>917020463 (OP) Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:54:40 No.917020737 File: Devil's Mirror 3927.gif (98 KB, 500x500) >>917020463 (OP) Mirrors are the Devil! Retard.
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:36:16 No.917020463 >>917022547 >>917020653 >>917020687 >>917020737 >>9170210 I don't get why mirrors flip everything left to right but not top to bottom. makes no f------ sense to me. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:48:31 No.917020653 >>917020463 (OP) They don't... Cameras do that though. >>917021184 >> Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:51:17 No.917020687 >>917020463 (OP) Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:54:40 No.917020737 File: Devil's Mirror 3927.gif (98 KB, 500x500) >>917020463 (OP) Mirrors are the Devil! Retard.

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Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LDS6Tipe) E 04/13/24(Sat)22:48:02 No.464873477 1691258463598259.jpg >israel is attacked 16 KB JPG >bitcoin immediately goes down the s------ Coincidence? Anonymous (ID: LMCGrxrg >>464873477 (OP) # 04/13/24(Sat) 22:50:07 No.464873785 >bibisi, t----- and non political threads also down mods should be permabanning these f---
Anonymous (ID: LDS6Tipe) E 04/13/24(Sat)22:48:02 No.464873477 1691258463598259.jpg >israel is attacked 16 KB JPG >bitcoin immediately goes down the s------ Coincidence? Anonymous (ID: LMCGrxrg >>464873477 (OP) # 04/13/24(Sat) 22:50:07 No.464873785 >bibisi, t----- and non political threads also down mods should be permabanning these f---

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anon's wife gets scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 67 KB JPG Another one >Be me 04/17/24(Wed)06:33:51 No.917000421 >Be me >Door to the garage won't stay shut because the latch is busted >Put something in front of the door >Wife gets mad, tells me to just lock it >Explain that if the latch doesn't work, the lock will not work >proceeds to keep locking the door and wonders why it keeps opening up. >Wife complains that her car blows cold air >It's winter, thinking her heater core wasn't working >Works fine >Keeps telling me it isn't warm until she gets to work >Tell her the engine needs to be warm for the heat to work >Tell her to warm the car up >Takes car to mechanic >he changes the heater core >nothing changes >Charged $700 Is my wife retarded?
: Anonymous 67 KB JPG Another one >Be me 04/17/24(Wed)06:33:51 No.917000421 >Be me >Door to the garage won't stay shut because the latch is busted >Put something in front of the door >Wife gets mad, tells me to just lock it >Explain that if the latch doesn't work, the lock will not work >proceeds to keep locking the door and wonders why it keeps opening up. >Wife complains that her car blows cold air >It's winter, thinking her heater core wasn't working >Works fine >Keeps telling me it isn't warm until she gets to work >Tell her the engine needs to be warm for the heat to work >Tell her to warm the car up >Takes car to mechanic >he changes the heater core >nothing changes >Charged $700 Is my wife retarded?

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Anon is American | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.
: Anonymous 06/23/19(Sun)07:07:59 No.802961509 20190623_080514.jpg 1.53 MB JPG I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare. Ask me anything. I'm scared guys.

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Gay Testing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)08:52:10 No.916972981 >me, 12, dumb as s--- >him, 16, older brother >good relationship >I have close group of friends >The four of us always together >One day brother and I talking >"So who's the f--?" >"What?" >"Just saying, group of you like that, as close as you are, one of you is bound to be a f--." >gets me defensive but thinking >he keeps going off on this >any time friends over he brings it up to us >one time we are having a sleep over >brother comes over to us tells us that he has a sure fire way to figure it out >tells us all to get naked >if gay we'd get hard being with other naked guys >we all agree to do >nothing >step 2 brother says, start touching each other >that's gay one friend says >"No, if you aren't gay you could care less that you're touching a d---, a real f-- would get rock hard with a c--- in their hand." >we see his logic >"what if we get hard?" >"proves nothing, any guy would get hard having their c--- played with. Means you're a man." >we all start jerking each other off >soon fighting begins over who was hard and when >"Man can't believe you f--- are making me do this. We need to go to the final stage." >brother comes over to me and starts sucking me off >I freeze >like two minutes of silence as everybody watches my brother giving me head >"See how my d--- got soft doing that s---? I didn't like it so proves I'm straight. Notice how anon didn't c--, because he didn't like it either. You f--- get it?" >nod >becomes a big suck fest >next hour we are all jerking it and sucking it, me and my friends and my brother >after awhile my brother stands up >"Guess I was wrong none of you are gay. My bad boys." >he leaves and the was an awkward air about the rest of the sleepover >every so often my brother would tell me he was worried about his sexuality and if it was cool if we did gay testing Cut to 10 years later >brother has family over >introduces us to his bf and comes up >family shocked >me, "I knew him c------ in my mouth wasn't an accident!"
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)08:52:10 No.916972981 >me, 12, dumb as s--- >him, 16, older brother >good relationship >I have close group of friends >The four of us always together >One day brother and I talking >"So who's the f--?" >"What?" >"Just saying, group of you like that, as close as you are, one of you is bound to be a f--." >gets me defensive but thinking >he keeps going off on this >any time friends over he brings it up to us >one time we are having a sleep over >brother comes over to us tells us that he has a sure fire way to figure it out >tells us all to get naked >if gay we'd get hard being with other naked guys >we all agree to do >nothing >step 2 brother says, start touching each other >that's gay one friend says >"No, if you aren't gay you could care less that you're touching a d---, a real f-- would get rock hard with a c--- in their hand." >we see his logic >"what if we get hard?" >"proves nothing, any guy would get hard having their c--- played with. Means you're a man." >we all start jerking each other off >soon fighting begins over who was hard and when >"Man can't believe you f--- are making me do this. We need to go to the final stage." >brother comes over to me and starts sucking me off >I freeze >like two minutes of silence as everybody watches my brother giving me head >"See how my d--- got soft doing that s---? I didn't like it so proves I'm straight. Notice how anon didn't c--, because he didn't like it either. You f--- get it?" >nod >becomes a big suck fest >next hour we are all jerking it and sucking it, me and my friends and my brother >after awhile my brother stands up >"Guess I was wrong none of you are gay. My bad boys." >he leaves and the was an awkward air about the rest of the sleepover >every so often my brother would tell me he was worried about his sexuality and if it was cool if we did gay testing Cut to 10 years later >brother has family over >introduces us to his bf and comes up >family shocked >me, "I knew him c------ in my mouth wasn't an accident!"

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It is funny that Russia went from being criticized for being radical leftists to being criticized for being christofascists. | /r/Greentext

36KiB, 868x581, Screenshot 2024-02-13 205544.png Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 21:04:33 No. 193710916 Quoted By: >>193710960 >>193710991 >>193711240 >>193711320 >>193711369 >>193711818 >>193711872 >>193711945 >>193713309 >Literally banned religion, deeming it backwards. >One of the first countries to give female soldiers medals of honor. >Made posters criticizing American /pol/tards (KKK) from the time. View >Built universities to import third worlders to Russia to provide them education. >Made a movie about how unlike "AmeriKKa", nobody cares about interracial marriage in Russia, which literally ended with various eastern european ethnicities singing a lullaby to a mixed baby. (Circus 1936) Why does /pol/ like to laud them as "defenders of traditional values" when they were the OG leftists.?
36KiB, 868x581, Screenshot 2024-02-13 205544.png Anonymous Tue 13 Feb 2024 21:04:33 No. 193710916 Quoted By: >>193710960 >>193710991 >>193711240 >>193711320 >>193711369 >>193711818 >>193711872 >>193711945 >>193713309 >Literally banned religion, deeming it backwards. >One of the first countries to give female soldiers medals of honor. >Made posters criticizing American /pol/tards (KKK) from the time. View >Built universities to import third worlders to Russia to provide them education. >Made a movie about how unlike "AmeriKKa", nobody cares about interracial marriage in Russia, which literally ended with various eastern european ethnicities singing a lullaby to a mixed baby. (Circus 1936) Why does /pol/ like to laud them as "defenders of traditional values" when they were the OG leftists.?

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Anon finds out politics turns people into zombies | /r/Greentext

>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.
>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.

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Anon speedruns pokemon games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 426 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 14:44:02 No.55709347 >Pokemon speedrunners always pick female character >Look up why >Devs made female rival/friend have more dialouge. >While the male rivals talk less, saving precious time. Based red pilled devs?
: Anonymous 426 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 14:44:02 No.55709347 >Pokemon speedrunners always pick female character >Look up why >Devs made female rival/friend have more dialouge. >While the male rivals talk less, saving precious time. Based red pilled devs?

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Are they stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 02:27:51 No.198323000 Capture.jpg 82 KB JPG >we have to walk funny because otherwise the worms will sense us and come, they always come >this little metronome will call a worm >but this gigantic machine won't call a worm >and the massive explosions we're causing while blowing it up also won't call a worm because... it just won't okay?
: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 02:27:51 No.198323000 Capture.jpg 82 KB JPG >we have to walk funny because otherwise the worms will sense us and come, they always come >this little metronome will call a worm >but this gigantic machine won't call a worm >and the massive explosions we're causing while blowing it up also won't call a worm because... it just won't okay?

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Anon discovers a bootleg poster | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240415_145732467 (1).jpg (392 KB, 1940x4096) Coming Soon Blatant ripoff movies Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:54:55 No.198326887 >>198326909 >>198326986 >>198327032 >>198327490 >>198327505 >>198327607 >Be me >At high school and walking down the hallway. >See this monstrosity. >"Space Fights" What a blatant ripoff of Battlestar Galactica. Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:55:49 No.198326909 >>198326887 (OP)
File: IMG_20240415_145732467 (1).jpg (392 KB, 1940x4096) Coming Soon Blatant ripoff movies Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:54:55 No.198326887 >>198326909 >>198326986 >>198327032 >>198327490 >>198327505 >>198327607 >Be me >At high school and walking down the hallway. >See this monstrosity. >"Space Fights" What a blatant ripoff of Battlestar Galactica. Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:55:49 No.198326909 >>198326887 (OP)

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What quote lives in your brain rent free? Mine is the dad's asnwer...It pops up from time to time...for almost 10 year now | /r/Greentext

1363302801416.gif-(1/2 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No. 11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room
1363302801416.gif-(1/2 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No. 11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room

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Anon meet his future wife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 129 KB JPG says, "good job." 01/19/21(Tue)00:59:08 No.59424353 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and What should I do when I see her tomorrow?
Anonymous 129 KB JPG says, "good job." 01/19/21(Tue)00:59:08 No.59424353 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and What should I do when I see her tomorrow?

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Anon need real advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:30:16 No.916987147 48 KB JPG My best friend just broke up with his gf and his now ex gf sent me a snap of a video on her computer of my friend sucking some guys d---. I wrote w-- and she responded "yeah he's a f--". w-- do I do? Do I tell my friend about this? I don't want to know about any of this and I have no idea why she sent me that
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:30:16 No.916987147 48 KB JPG My best friend just broke up with his gf and his now ex gf sent me a snap of a video on her computer of my friend sucking some guys d---. I wrote w-- and she responded "yeah he's a f--". w-- do I do? Do I tell my friend about this? I don't want to know about any of this and I have no idea why she sent me that

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It's a big circle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +w0enNN3) لا غالب إلا الله 36 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)22:11:20 No.465195567 >Be Spain >Get colonized by Islam >Live under Muslim Tyranny for 800 years >Rebel and finally push the invaders out. >Become Chad Catholic Nation. >Become Colonizer. >Conquer half the world. >Lose colonies. >No longer chad Catholic Nation. >Becomes woke. >Begins taking "refugees". >Get colonized by Islam. Why is Dad like this?
: Anonymous (ID: +w0enNN3) لا غالب إلا الله 36 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)22:11:20 No.465195567 >Be Spain >Get colonized by Islam >Live under Muslim Tyranny for 800 years >Rebel and finally push the invaders out. >Become Chad Catholic Nation. >Become Colonizer. >Conquer half the world. >Lose colonies. >No longer chad Catholic Nation. >Becomes woke. >Begins taking "refugees". >Get colonized by Islam. Why is Dad like this?

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Lighthearted anon humour | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #
Anonymous! 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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