: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 02:27:51 No.198323000 Capture.jpg 82 KB JPG >we have to walk funny because otherwise the worms will sense us and come, they always come >this little metronome will call a worm >but this gigantic machine won't call a worm >and the massive explosions we're causing while blowing it up also won't call a worm because... it just won't okay?

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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1363302801416.gif-(1/2 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No. 11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room

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Anonymous 129 KB JPG says, "good job." 01/19/21(Tue)00:59:08 No.59424353 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and What should I do when I see her tomorrow?

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Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:30:16 No.916987147 48 KB JPG My best friend just broke up with his gf and his now ex gf sent me a snap of a video on her computer of my friend sucking some guys d---. I wrote w-- and she responded "yeah he's a f--". w-- do I do? Do I tell my friend about this? I don't want to know about any of this and I have no idea why she sent me that

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: Anonymous (ID: +w0enNN3) لا غالب إلا الله 36 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)22:11:20 No.465195567 >Be Spain >Get colonized by Islam >Live under Muslim Tyranny for 800 years >Rebel and finally push the invaders out. >Become Chad Catholic Nation. >Become Colonizer. >Conquer half the world. >Lose colonies. >No longer chad Catholic Nation. >Becomes woke. >Begins taking "refugees". >Get colonized by Islam. Why is Dad like this?

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)08:41:39 No.77155356 >straight >walk into starbucks on college campus >stand in line >feel something in the depths of my bowels >s--- pants aggressively >everyone hears and sees >cant unshit my pants so i decide to keep going about my day >when i ordered my latte the workers got it out to me as fast as possible >when i went to my classes there were no assholes who sat next to me or even near me >on my walk back to my apartment nobody bothered me with any b------- >when i cooked dinner that night my roommates all left the common area so i had the kitchen to myself w-- did i just discover a cheat code? i should do this more often

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: Anonymous "HAHAHAHA YOU WORSHIP "SKY DADDY"!!!! FAMILY-MAN? YOUR LIFE IS SO BORING" 04/16/24(Tue)13:58:29 No.916971596 LEARN MY SONS: "WHEN A MAN CAN'T FIND MEANING IN LIFE HE NUMBS HIMSELF IG@trad west WITH PLEASURE" IMG_20240131_015921_846.jpg 114 KB JPG IG:@trad_west >17 >loved anime little girls >26 >meh they have no boob or ass >they're a huge liability to take as wife >can't help me with nothing, I have to cook for them, not them cooking for me I just lost feelings for them anon, same? 2 Replies : Anonymous : Anonymous >>916971596 (OP) # View Thread 04/16/24(Tue)14:07:46 No.916971809 04/16/24(Tue)14:13:16 No. 916971937 Yeah I too stopped being into kids once I stopped being a kid, that is normal.

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Anonymous 4 84 KB JPG also our biology! Men: 04/16/24(Tue)11:39:00 No.77154151 Men: >Heh, we are attracted to things like young women, big breasts, and wide hips because its our biology. Cope harder Women: >Ok! We like tall men because our ancestors used to pick them since they could better protect them. Its >NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SUPERFICIAL BITCH!! ROT IN HELL Why are males this retarded? Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:42:04 No.77154173 Men have a soft threshold on looks and will settle for low to mid tier woman, unlike like women who're hellbent that they'll only f--- tall and handsome men. : Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:44:39 No.77154187 see this s--- right here is why I'm a f--

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: Screenshot_20240416-061603.png (1.34 MB, 1080x684) >"Do you have any mental health issues" >respond with Eminem brain damage lyrics >sent to psych floor ☐ Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)06:30:08 No.916969821 >be me >in er for migraine, waiting for hours >remember some medical show where a guy started singing his words and it was a stroke >idea.png >nurse calls me back, start answering with song lyrics and rapping >she calls a Dr >itsworking.png >Psych asks me about my raps sarcastically >say I was just trying to get seen faster >diagnosed factitious disorder and prescribed 3 meds Turns out life isn't an episode of house

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✓ A Aspergers Aspergers No.77153051 04/16/24(Tue)08:29:16 口: dbce3b5c98f6382a73779ebc6956c4eb.jpg JPG 29.8 KiB 735x506 >Be me >15 >Get diagnosed with assburgers >Nothing happens, just a friendless freak at school, no friends, weird hobbies >Don't need therapy >End up becoming NEET by age 19, living on disability >Years later go to doctor for first annual physical since I'm 16 >Tells me I need to go to psychologists, so I go >Talk to the doctor (mistake) >Walk out the door with prescription for an antipsychotic (abilify) and antidepressant (effexor) >Start taking them in October 2023 >Becomes a zombie, completely devoid of feelings, even anger >Develop face blindness >Develop medication side effects, have to go on a beta blocker for akathisa >Genitals stop working >Cant do anything but sleep 14-18 hours a day, not possible to get out of bed >Stop watching anime and even scrolling here, i dont have energy to do anything except roll over in bed >Havent eaten in 5 days, I lose 14 lbs on my meds since October, and I have a bmi of 15.7 >Really low blood pressure >Quit my meds cold turkey 4 weeks ago >Brain zaps, shivering, uncontrollable anxiety >Sensation in my d--- for first time in months >Uncontrollable crying spells >Enough energy to eat again >Feeling so much better despite withdrawal side effects >Finally have energy to get on my computer again I did literally NOTHING except sleep, withdrawals have been hell on earth, but I have actual feelings again. What the f--- is wrong with American doctors? I am only diagnosed with Asperger's and ODD. I can't work because of my autism and am a hikkikomori NEET, but why the F--- did they think an antipsychotic could fix me? It turned me into a zombie. Physically unable to function normally. It was basically another disability. I don't know why I trusted the doctor. I've never felt that bad in my whole life and I'm a skellycell autist who dropped out of highschool and lives on disability (which is barely enough to live and eat) I hate having autism

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