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: Anonymous I don't wanna drive local bran(...) 50 07/19/24(Fri)13:33:27 No.27823174 3017loyv-q273zv76p-.jpg 464 KB JPG >wanted a shelby mustang when I was a kid >later found out the starting price is $80k >found out the regular mustang is half the price >remember I'm a seanigger live in a 3rd world country with non existent income >world's most corrupt champion for the government >taxes and fees for buying a car basically giving another one to the government for free >considering giving it up
: Anonymous I don't wanna drive local bran(...) 50 07/19/24(Fri)13:33:27 No.27823174 3017loyv-q273zv76p-.jpg 464 KB JPG >wanted a shelby mustang when I was a kid >later found out the starting price is $80k >found out the regular mustang is half the price >remember I'm a seanigger live in a 3rd world country with non existent income >world's most corrupt champion for the government >taxes and fees for buying a car basically giving another one to the government for free >considering giving it up

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Average house hunting experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Qn2V2oGW 08/14/24(Wed)16:58:31 No.478264145 63 KB JPG >finally save up enough to put down payment on a house >Mfw seeing the interest rates and how much you pay over the course of the loan N-NANI?!?! On a $300,000 house you are laying over $320,000 in interest literally HOW THE F--- IS THIS S--- EVEN REAL YOU BUY THE BANK TWO HOUSES
: Anonymous (ID: Qn2V2oGW 08/14/24(Wed)16:58:31 No.478264145 63 KB JPG >finally save up enough to put down payment on a house >Mfw seeing the interest rates and how much you pay over the course of the loan N-NANI?!?! On a $300,000 house you are laying over $320,000 in interest literally HOW THE F--- IS THIS S--- EVEN REAL YOU BUY THE BANK TWO HOUSES

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Anon Liked the Acolyte | /r/Greentext

File: fgh56.png (766 KB, 773x607) 'The Acolyte' Canceled: No Season 2 For Disney+'s 'Star Wars' Series ☐ 'The Acolyte' Canceled: No Season 2 For Disney+'s 'Star Wars' Series Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)17:37:11 No.202698100 >>202698206 >>202698236 >>202698322 >>202698334 >>202698531 >>202699230 >>202699796 >>202699803 >>202700066 >>202700193 >>202700240 >>202700347 >>202700533 >>202700661 >>202700759 WHY DIDNT YOU WATCH IT, /tv/? > EXCLUSIVE: The story of The Acolyte will not continue, with Lucasfilm opting not to proceed with a second season of the Star Wars offshoot starring Amandla Stenberg, sources tell Deadline. >Word of the decision comes more than a month after the eight- episode first season of the series from creator, director, executive producer and showrunner Leslye Headland wrapped its run on Disney+. https://deadline.com/2024/08/the-acolyte-canceled-no-season- 2-star-wars-disney-plus-1236044233/ ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:05:40 No.202698641 >>202698747 >>202698768 >>202698808 >>202699277 >>202699374 >>202699830 >>202700309 >>202700350 >>202700372 >>202700639 >>202700841 The Power Of One (season) ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:11:10 No.202698747 File: images.jpg (6 KB, 300x168) >>202698641 kek Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:12:12 No.202698768 File: laughing-n-----.jpg (9 KB, 232x217) >>202698641 Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:14:28 No.202698808 >>202698641 looooool ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:35:14 No.202699277 File: 1723569806546996.jpg (21 KB, 400x400) >>202698641 Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)20:19:34 No.202700841 >>202698641 Put me in the screenshot famalam
File: fgh56.png (766 KB, 773x607) 'The Acolyte' Canceled: No Season 2 For Disney+'s 'Star Wars' Series ☐ 'The Acolyte' Canceled: No Season 2 For Disney+'s 'Star Wars' Series Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)17:37:11 No.202698100 >>202698206 >>202698236 >>202698322 >>202698334 >>202698531 >>202699230 >>202699796 >>202699803 >>202700066 >>202700193 >>202700240 >>202700347 >>202700533 >>202700661 >>202700759 WHY DIDNT YOU WATCH IT, /tv/? > EXCLUSIVE: The story of The Acolyte will not continue, with Lucasfilm opting not to proceed with a second season of the Star Wars offshoot starring Amandla Stenberg, sources tell Deadline. >Word of the decision comes more than a month after the eight- episode first season of the series from creator, director, executive producer and showrunner Leslye Headland wrapped its run on Disney+. https://deadline.com/2024/08/the-acolyte-canceled-no-season- 2-star-wars-disney-plus-1236044233/ ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:05:40 No.202698641 >>202698747 >>202698768 >>202698808 >>202699277 >>202699374 >>202699830 >>202700309 >>202700350 >>202700372 >>202700639 >>202700841 The Power Of One (season) ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:11:10 No.202698747 File: images.jpg (6 KB, 300x168) >>202698641 kek Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:12:12 No.202698768 File: laughing-n-----.jpg (9 KB, 232x217) >>202698641 Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:14:28 No.202698808 >>202698641 looooool ☐ Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)18:35:14 No.202699277 File: 1723569806546996.jpg (21 KB, 400x400) >>202698641 Anonymous 08/20/24(Tue)20:19:34 No.202700841 >>202698641 Put me in the screenshot famalam

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1999 was 8 years ago | /r/Greentext

08/20/24(Tue)19:22:14 No.478940099 1644376530590.jpg 80 KB JPG >Korn >Linkin Park >Slipknot >Adema >Drowning Pool >Static X >In Flames >Sabaton Yep, time for some dad-rock. MEN ENER ULT (D)
08/20/24(Tue)19:22:14 No.478940099 1644376530590.jpg 80 KB JPG >Korn >Linkin Park >Slipknot >Adema >Drowning Pool >Static X >In Flames >Sabaton Yep, time for some dad-rock. MEN ENER ULT (D)

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Anon ponders lost media | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Lost Media 08/17/24(Sat)23:14:24 No.202615838 2115_-_SoyBooru-1548599762.png 1.12 MB PNG >"And then, when anon searched for that cartoon he had seen when he was three years old... it wasn't immediately available to watch for free!!" Is there any lost media worth actually giving a s--- about?
Anonymous Lost Media 08/17/24(Sat)23:14:24 No.202615838 2115_-_SoyBooru-1548599762.png 1.12 MB PNG >"And then, when anon searched for that cartoon he had seen when he was three years old... it wasn't immediately available to watch for free!!" Is there any lost media worth actually giving a s--- about?

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Sausage Party | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: p2NulJma) r/pics u/Gato1980 19h ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/19/24(Mon)23:33:21 No.478918731 The Wiener's Circle in Chicago has a special for the DNC this week Politics 17.2k THE WIENER Vienna Beef CIRCLE NOW SERVING TRUMP FOOTLONGS IT'S 3 INCHES 140 2 969 288 KB PNG >"Trump Supporters are soooo weird" >*Takes bite out of Trump penis hotdog*
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: p2NulJma) r/pics u/Gato1980 19h ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/19/24(Mon)23:33:21 No.478918731 The Wiener's Circle in Chicago has a special for the DNC this week Politics 17.2k THE WIENER Vienna Beef CIRCLE NOW SERVING TRUMP FOOTLONGS IT'S 3 INCHES 140 2 969 288 KB PNG >"Trump Supporters are soooo weird" >*Takes bite out of Trump penis hotdog*

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Anon Describes Witches | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:48:47 No.142671675 >>142671700 >>142671739 >>142671931 >>142672135 >>142672382 >>142695957 >>142703917 >>142704706 >>142705676 >>142707631 >>142710187 >>142710935 >>142710976 >>142713103 Do you like witches? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:50:51 No.142671700 >>142671675 (OP) Immensely, but not that show's. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:53:56 No.142671739 >>142671675 (OP) >>142671758 yeah but owl house was a pagan lesbian fanfic something a ramp tramp would write during math class Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:54:39 No.142671746 ►>>142719323 File: 1138554416072.png (1.54 MB, 1366x768) Your Giga Stacy Tomboy Wife misses you Amity Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:16 No.142671758 >>142671818 >>142671915 >>142674687 >>142703204 >>142671739 >Pagan lesbian Okay, what the f--- is a witch then? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:38 No. 142671762 Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:59:58 No.142671818 File: tfven.jpg (7 KB, 250x221) >>142671758 f--- ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)04:09:03 No.142671915 File: lisa.jpg (60 KB, 800x450) >>142671758 I ain't even mad, that's just some impressive reasoning
Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:48:47 No.142671675 >>142671700 >>142671739 >>142671931 >>142672135 >>142672382 >>142695957 >>142703917 >>142704706 >>142705676 >>142707631 >>142710187 >>142710935 >>142710976 >>142713103 Do you like witches? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:50:51 No.142671700 >>142671675 (OP) Immensely, but not that show's. Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:53:56 No.142671739 >>142671675 (OP) >>142671758 yeah but owl house was a pagan lesbian fanfic something a ramp tramp would write during math class Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:54:39 No.142671746 ►>>142719323 File: 1138554416072.png (1.54 MB, 1366x768) Your Giga Stacy Tomboy Wife misses you Amity Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:16 No.142671758 >>142671818 >>142671915 >>142674687 >>142703204 >>142671739 >Pagan lesbian Okay, what the f--- is a witch then? Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:55:38 No. 142671762 Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)03:59:58 No.142671818 File: tfven.jpg (7 KB, 250x221) >>142671758 f--- ☐ Anonymous 03/13/24(Wed)04:09:03 No.142671915 File: lisa.jpg (60 KB, 800x450) >>142671758 I ain't even mad, that's just some impressive reasoning

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Anon is a dad | /r/Greentext

IMG_4867.jpg 275 KB JPG >be me >have a divorced emotionally stunted parents >grown up to be the same >ffw to having a son >love him to death but can't bring myself to say it to his face >he kept complaining about being bullied at school >told him to man up and defend himself >one day waiting to pick him up >4~5 kids pushed him and started curb stomping him >I ran out with a killing intent in my eyes >the bullies were scared and ran way >I heard my son calling me from behind >the kid on the curb isn't mine >he thanked me and went away >"dad.. you thought that was me?" >I went silent and still shaking with rage >silent the whole way home >parked my car and he hugged me >"I knew you cared about me, I love you dad" >" love you too, son" >he waved at me while going inside >cried like a bitch on my way to work >my wife called me crying with joy because how happy my son was I was f----- up by my parents, but I'll never do the same to my kids.
IMG_4867.jpg 275 KB JPG >be me >have a divorced emotionally stunted parents >grown up to be the same >ffw to having a son >love him to death but can't bring myself to say it to his face >he kept complaining about being bullied at school >told him to man up and defend himself >one day waiting to pick him up >4~5 kids pushed him and started curb stomping him >I ran out with a killing intent in my eyes >the bullies were scared and ran way >I heard my son calling me from behind >the kid on the curb isn't mine >he thanked me and went away >"dad.. you thought that was me?" >I went silent and still shaking with rage >silent the whole way home >parked my car and he hugged me >"I knew you cared about me, I love you dad" >" love you too, son" >he waved at me while going inside >cried like a bitch on my way to work >my wife called me crying with joy because how happy my son was I was f----- up by my parents, but I'll never do the same to my kids.

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Willful blindness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)06:51:25 No.202463096 TLC sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcadf27347c6b30d29.jpg >this TV show exists 89 KB JPG >the people on the TV show die at 29 >many people that are aware this show exists are still fat H--------.
: Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)06:51:25 No.202463096 TLC sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcadf27347c6b30d29.jpg >this TV show exists 89 KB JPG >the people on the TV show die at 29 >many people that are aware this show exists are still fat H--------.

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Blocks go brrrrrr | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Minecraft 08/19/24(Mon) 11:15:03 No.685967072 MINECRAFT LIVE VOTE DURING MINECRAFT LIVE! IMG_5556.jpg 123 KB JPG >Worlds Most Profitable Game >Cant even add three NPCs with weak Al in one update
Anonymous Minecraft 08/19/24(Mon) 11:15:03 No.685967072 MINECRAFT LIVE VOTE DURING MINECRAFT LIVE! IMG_5556.jpg 123 KB JPG >Worlds Most Profitable Game >Cant even add three NPCs with weak Al in one update

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Anon has a PhD in Biology | /r/Greentext

153 KB PNG >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw
153 KB PNG >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon rejects girl | /r/Greentext

42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy
42 KB JPG to me >be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of >at a school party >everyone's dancing, I just awkwardly stand there >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face >autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds >then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can >next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by such a lowlife >mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad >take that stacy

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Fake and gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 193 KB PNG UBISU/T8(Thu)ZT:UZ:52 NO.4Z900U54 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner
: Anonymous 193 KB PNG UBISU/T8(Thu)ZT:UZ:52 NO.4Z900U54 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner

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Anon doesn't like the design | /r/Greentext

FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time
FOX XX EARLY DEVELOPMENT FIRST DRAFT FINAL DRAFT GCm3b9DboAAliWN.jpg 263 KB JPG Is this a good design change? E Anonymous 8 11 KB JPG 02/03/24(Sat) 18:24:53 No.665958989 >cool lil fox guy >cool shinto-themed samurai girl >overwatch design #72875b every time

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Anon is a good citizen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?
Anonymous !!+mjfJQ4IIjD 133 KB PNG 04/22/21(Thu)21:53:41 No.63335714 >Be me >Be with girlfriend >Girlfriend cheats on me >I break up >She goes with the guy who cucked me >A few weeks passes >I stalk the guy a little >Realize he's a drug dealer >Realize he's not very smart >Make a folder with all the proofs >Send the folder to the police by mail >Local narcotic team thank me >They do their job >Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now Did I do the right thing anon?

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Soul of Old Japan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)03:50:20 No.27821948 1719895145276.jpg 41 KB JPG >have to spend $700 on car repairs every 6 months >mfw I fell for the "don't buy a new car" meme f--- you /o/ I have to replace water pump this time >>27814630 → #

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