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y tho Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue) 15:24:09 No.699763279 [Reply] >>699765064 >>699765233 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the hole is plugged >SOS >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean
y tho Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue) 15:24:09 No.699763279 [Reply] >>699765064 >>699765233 >be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster >apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul >"Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" >go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars >the hole is plugged >SOS >the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks >i dont s--- that day >next day i fiber myself up even more >i dont s--- that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon >can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore >i dont s--- the third day >i dont s--- the fourth day >thefinaldaydawns.mp3 >i have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way >the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me >it's whistling >just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss >suddenly stops >this s--- is so solid it feels like i'm giving a--- birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray >the rock is shot out of my a------ at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins >a fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting s--- bullets out of me >solid and prefectly round nuggets >the smell is killing me >blacking out >the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks >iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg >my guts are yelling in german >sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly >most of the s--- isn't even digested at this point >just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat >after an hour it finally seems to be over >im shivering and crying >both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet >gondorcallsforaid.rar >shakily wipe my ass >completely clean

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Anon gets it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous doja cat's taste in men 1.32 MB PNG p---------- and vidya. 11/30/22(Wed)19:44:12 Reminder that you could get a girlfriend if you had a career and/or a decent, charming personality. Stop blaming your appearance and "chads", you're just an unlikable f----- that needs to hit the gym or get an interest past niche Anonymous >>71201145 (OP) # I do gym and ride motorcycles Where is my gf >>71201174 # 11/30/22(Wed)19:46:45 No.71201171 No.71201145 : Anonymous >>71201171 # >i lift weights >i like MUH MOTORCYCLES 11/30/22(Wed)19:47:39 No.71201174 so what you could be as boring as a brick
: Anonymous doja cat's taste in men 1.32 MB PNG p---------- and vidya. 11/30/22(Wed)19:44:12 Reminder that you could get a girlfriend if you had a career and/or a decent, charming personality. Stop blaming your appearance and "chads", you're just an unlikable f----- that needs to hit the gym or get an interest past niche Anonymous >>71201145 (OP) # I do gym and ride motorcycles Where is my gf >>71201174 # 11/30/22(Wed)19:46:45 No.71201171 No.71201145 : Anonymous >>71201171 # >i lift weights >i like MUH MOTORCYCLES 11/30/22(Wed)19:47:39 No.71201174 so what you could be as boring as a brick

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anon questions if it was worth it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 194 KB JPG 04/08/22(Fri)16:00:16 No.68124623 >Order tendies on Grubhub >$30+ tax + driver benefits + mandatory tip It has truly become a doggie dog world.
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Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)14:36:34 No.4294466 You enter a white room. To your left is a beautiful woman made lawful to you, to your right is an orangutan with a xylophone. You can only spend 24 with one of them, who do you choose? >>4294468 # >>4294509 # >>4296477 # Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)00:31:15 No.4296477 >>4294466 # There is one answer, and no other. Let me paint you a picture. >you enter a white room, nothing inside but two doors. >one labeled "beautiful woman", other "xylophone Orangutan" >you go into the "beautiful woman" door, 24 hours of non stop nagging about random s---. >go into orangutan door, the hippest primate you ever did see is staring at you >the only thing in his eyes is pure happiness at what's in front of him >you both jam out together, taking turns on the xylophone >you bid him a-due, and say your eternal goodbyes. >you remember him fondly for years to come >one day, your in a dark alleyway, and getting mugged >suddenly, you hear the sounds of a xylophone. >your mugger is knocked down with the force of 1000 notes >"you saved my life all those years ago, now I save yours, Ooo ah ah" >you shed a tear
Anonymous 09/05/22(Mon)14:36:34 No.4294466 You enter a white room. To your left is a beautiful woman made lawful to you, to your right is an orangutan with a xylophone. You can only spend 24 with one of them, who do you choose? >>4294468 # >>4294509 # >>4296477 # Anonymous 09/08/22(Thu)00:31:15 No.4296477 >>4294466 # There is one answer, and no other. Let me paint you a picture. >you enter a white room, nothing inside but two doors. >one labeled "beautiful woman", other "xylophone Orangutan" >you go into the "beautiful woman" door, 24 hours of non stop nagging about random s---. >go into orangutan door, the hippest primate you ever did see is staring at you >the only thing in his eyes is pure happiness at what's in front of him >you both jam out together, taking turns on the xylophone >you bid him a-due, and say your eternal goodbyes. >you remember him fondly for years to come >one day, your in a dark alleyway, and getting mugged >suddenly, you hear the sounds of a xylophone. >your mugger is knocked down with the force of 1000 notes >"you saved my life all those years ago, now I save yours, Ooo ah ah" >you shed a tear

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what do? Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:33:41 No.71192618 ► >be me 20 year old M, straight white guy >i walk into starbucks and i see this really cute barista >she is packin my g, like im talkin DD boobies, and the best hips you can dream of >i casually walk upto the counter diddling my keychain that i hooked upto a lanyard with a lego stormtrooper keychain on it >my first opening line is "you really know your way around cream, mind checking mine out?" she playfully ignores me as if she heard it thousands of times before >im determined, i will tap that. >my 2nd opener "hey baby, can i call you a large, so you can smack me across the face and say Grande instead?" she playfully smirks towards me as if she wants to f--- me, i keep my composure and order my usual (Iced Caramel Macchiato w/ onions milk a doubl whipped cream) >as i wait for my drink, my mom calls me and shes super mad (i forgot to empty the dishwasher, and she went into my room and it f------ stank) >i casually explain to my mom, that my musk isnt something to laugh at, its a sign of strength and respect >my drink is ready and go back to pick up my drink, the barista is looking as cute as ever and is practically busting out of her tight outfit >i get a erection >i quicky rush to the bathroom with my hands covering my erection >im super embarrassed, but it feels really f------ good, i start thinking of that shawty barista >i start stroking my monster c---, and i immediately c-- thinking of the cute barista with her double D t------ >i quickly compose myself and exit the bathroom and grab my coffee from the barista and i say "so when do you get of-" >as i said this my hand touched her hand and i immediately came, due to me c------ literally seconds prior my b------- has yet to recover and i immediately faint with a stain on my jeans Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:34:39 No.71192630 ► stalk her for weeks >Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:38:01 No.71192662 ► what the f--- is this. is it true. is it real > Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:40:14 No.71192687 ► break into her house and c-- on her shampoo
what do? Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)21:33:41 No.71192618 ► >be me 20 year old M, straight white guy >i walk into starbucks and i see this really cute barista >she is packin my g, like im talkin DD boobies, and the best hips you can dream of >i casually walk upto the counter diddling my keychain that i hooked upto a lanyard with a lego stormtrooper keychain on it >my first opening line is "you really know your way around cream, mind checking mine out?" she playfully ignores me as if she heard it thousands of times before >im determined, i will tap that. >my 2nd opener "hey baby, can i call you a large, so you can smack me across the face and say Grande instead?" she playfully smirks towards me as if she wants to f--- me, i keep my composure and order my usual (Iced Caramel Macchiato w/ onions milk a doubl whipped cream) >as i wait for my drink, my mom calls me and shes super mad (i forgot to empty the dishwasher, and she went into my room and it f------ stank) >i casually explain to my mom, that my musk isnt something to laugh at, its a sign of strength and respect >my drink is ready and go back to pick up my drink, the barista is looking as cute as ever and is practically busting out of her tight outfit >i get a erection >i quicky rush to the bathroom with my hands covering my erection >im super embarrassed, but it feels really f------ good, i start thinking of that shawty barista >i start stroking my monster c---, and i immediately c-- thinking of the cute barista with her double D t------ >i quickly compose myself and exit the bathroom and grab my coffee from the barista and i say "so when do you get of-" >as i said this my hand touched her hand and i immediately came, due to me c------ literally seconds prior my b------- has yet to recover and i immediately faint with a stain on my jeans Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:34:39 No.71192630 ► stalk her for weeks >Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:38:01 No.71192662 ► what the f--- is this. is it true. is it real > Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)21:40:14 No.71192687 ► break into her house and c-- on her shampoo

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anon asks how you feel about something | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)15:05:38 No.28550897 >>28550907 File: 0.jpg (34 KB, 411x417) >wake up >see this wdyd
□ Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)15:05:38 No.28550897 >>28550907 File: 0.jpg (34 KB, 411x417) >wake up >see this wdyd

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I f----- up. 1.28 MB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)13:15:13 No.889916036 >be me >living in boarding house for college >have s--- f------ fridge >door doesn't completely seal itself >moisture condense inside fridge and freezes >basically making the freezer door stuck >cleaned out the ice on multiple occasions with no problem >be today >ice problem as usual >clean the ice as usual >I use hammer and screwdriver to break the ice >move to the bottom of the freezer's compartment >break ice >drove the screwdriver to deep >ice cold water seeps out >oh s---.jpg >turns of fridge >continue cleaning ice up to see the problem >ice cleared out >Sees the problem >i punctured the bottom part of the freezer's compartment >f--- What should I do anon? I've used tapes and superglue to cover the hole and not the fridge is no longer cold. How do I fix this?
Anonymous I f----- up. 1.28 MB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)13:15:13 No.889916036 >be me >living in boarding house for college >have s--- f------ fridge >door doesn't completely seal itself >moisture condense inside fridge and freezes >basically making the freezer door stuck >cleaned out the ice on multiple occasions with no problem >be today >ice problem as usual >clean the ice as usual >I use hammer and screwdriver to break the ice >move to the bottom of the freezer's compartment >break ice >drove the screwdriver to deep >ice cold water seeps out >oh s---.jpg >turns of fridge >continue cleaning ice up to see the problem >ice cleared out >Sees the problem >i punctured the bottom part of the freezer's compartment >f--- What should I do anon? I've used tapes and superglue to cover the hole and not the fridge is no longer cold. How do I fix this?

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: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)17:24:53 No.71197202 apunight.png 510 KB PNG >tfw no ugly gf with health problems I can make feel pretty and loved 11/30/22(Wed)17:26:11 No.71197208 : Anonymous >>71197202 (OP) # That sounds wholesome as f--- sounds like a shoujo manga id read cept all the girls turn out to be pretty and thats when the main love interest guy loses interest in them
: Anonymous 11/30/22(Wed)17:24:53 No.71197202 apunight.png 510 KB PNG >tfw no ugly gf with health problems I can make feel pretty and loved 11/30/22(Wed)17:26:11 No.71197208 : Anonymous >>71197202 (OP) # That sounds wholesome as f--- sounds like a shoujo manga id read cept all the girls turn out to be pretty and thats when the main love interest guy loses interest in them

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Anon has meme vision | /r/Greentext

File: crawlinginmyskin.jpg (8 KB, 250x249) 87 Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)19:47:10 No.31404117 >>31404161 >>31404208 >>31405051 >>31405164 >>31405218 >>31405359 >>31405872 >>31406708>>31406737 >>31406750 DELETOS Anyone else here have meme vision? I know it sounds autistic, because it is, but let me explain. Meme vision is where you see potential memes everywhere, in people's faces, actions, or words. I know it sounds bad, but I can't f------ help it. anyone else have this problem? >> Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)19:49:24 No.31404161 >>31404117 (OP) It's just autism anon. Don't worry. If you need to talk i'll be here for you. >> Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)20:44:56 No.31405051 File: 2aa.jpg (29 KB, 480x666) >>31404117 (OP) >meme vision Why does this make me sad Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)20:52:41 No.31405164 >>31404117 (OP) >One person born in the world with superhero powers >it's meme vision
File: crawlinginmyskin.jpg (8 KB, 250x249) 87 Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)19:47:10 No.31404117 >>31404161 >>31404208 >>31405051 >>31405164 >>31405218 >>31405359 >>31405872 >>31406708>>31406737 >>31406750 DELETOS Anyone else here have meme vision? I know it sounds autistic, because it is, but let me explain. Meme vision is where you see potential memes everywhere, in people's faces, actions, or words. I know it sounds bad, but I can't f------ help it. anyone else have this problem? >> Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)19:49:24 No.31404161 >>31404117 (OP) It's just autism anon. Don't worry. If you need to talk i'll be here for you. >> Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)20:44:56 No.31405051 File: 2aa.jpg (29 KB, 480x666) >>31404117 (OP) >meme vision Why does this make me sad Anonymous 09/14/16(Wed)20:52:41 No.31405164 >>31404117 (OP) >One person born in the world with superhero powers >it's meme vision

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Anon is a tormented virgin | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do I fix my head? HISAN >Constantly feel inferior to others >Brain keeps torturing me saying "why aren't you with a girl yet" >See people on campus and classmates with relationships >Makes me sad >Don't even feel worthy of jacking off anymore because I think "you're not even good enough to do this with a real woman" >No close friends whatsoever >Feel like an outcast loner >Don't even feel worthy hanging would weeb nerds that live in the game room 337 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/29/22(Tue)15:33:17 No.71188076 >Skinny-fat >Technically in shape but look weak >Failing basically all of my classes >Hoping I can get a psychological withdrawal so I don't rank my gpa even more >Lurking this thread makes me even more depressed because it reminds me how s-----, evil, and superficial people can be >Etc etc 5 Replies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>71188116 # View Thread Anonymous Divert focus to WoW it will remove all sexuality 11/29/22(Tue)15:34:29 No.71188093
Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do I fix my head? HISAN >Constantly feel inferior to others >Brain keeps torturing me saying "why aren't you with a girl yet" >See people on campus and classmates with relationships >Makes me sad >Don't even feel worthy of jacking off anymore because I think "you're not even good enough to do this with a real woman" >No close friends whatsoever >Feel like an outcast loner >Don't even feel worthy hanging would weeb nerds that live in the game room 337 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/29/22(Tue)15:33:17 No.71188076 >Skinny-fat >Technically in shape but look weak >Failing basically all of my classes >Hoping I can get a psychological withdrawal so I don't rank my gpa even more >Lurking this thread makes me even more depressed because it reminds me how s-----, evil, and superficial people can be >Etc etc 5 Replies Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >>71188116 # View Thread Anonymous Divert focus to WoW it will remove all sexuality 11/29/22(Tue)15:34:29 No.71188093

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Anon does poop magic | /r/Greentext

60 KB JPG >be me, 67 iq brainlet >need to take a s--- after a long day of school Quasar47 >i go and take the biggest, sweatiest smelly s--- i have in my life >as i go to wipe, i realize its not in the f------ toilet? >i wipe my ass and there is no s---. where is my f------ s--- gone I need answers. 11/19/22(Sat)05:12:01 No.889340418 : Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # >67 iq I think I see your problem, honestly, even if we could answer your question, you wouldn't be able to understand. 11/19/22(Sat)05:29:28 No.889340909 Anonymous I, for one, would also like to know where the s--- went 11/19/22(Sat)05:31:21 No.889340978 Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # forgot to pull down your pants buddy 11/19/22(Sat)05:41:59 No.889341320 Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # Last week I f----- my ass using vegetable oil for lube and when I took a s--- the next morning it was like a shotgun blast of scat just one big puff and my ass was empty. The s--- log had pushed almost completely down the hole and only the tail end was peeking out. I wiped and it was clean. Usually I have to s--- 2-3 times to empty out but not that day. 11/19/22(Sat)05:58:00 No.889341855
60 KB JPG >be me, 67 iq brainlet >need to take a s--- after a long day of school Quasar47 >i go and take the biggest, sweatiest smelly s--- i have in my life >as i go to wipe, i realize its not in the f------ toilet? >i wipe my ass and there is no s---. where is my f------ s--- gone I need answers. 11/19/22(Sat)05:12:01 No.889340418 : Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # >67 iq I think I see your problem, honestly, even if we could answer your question, you wouldn't be able to understand. 11/19/22(Sat)05:29:28 No.889340909 Anonymous I, for one, would also like to know where the s--- went 11/19/22(Sat)05:31:21 No.889340978 Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # forgot to pull down your pants buddy 11/19/22(Sat)05:41:59 No.889341320 Anonymous >>889339793 (OP) # Last week I f----- my ass using vegetable oil for lube and when I took a s--- the next morning it was like a shotgun blast of scat just one big puff and my ass was empty. The s--- log had pushed almost completely down the hole and only the tail end was peeking out. I wiped and it was clean. Usually I have to s--- 2-3 times to empty out but not that day. 11/19/22(Sat)05:58:00 No.889341855

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Anons disagree in unison | /r/Greentext

39m (11/29 21:09) · 71187176 · 9 Re. 1 Img JPG 61KB (700 × 641) · 581b406283faa.jpg 2 Replies >you have to approach women first No. 38m (11/29 21:10). 71187196 Exactly my dude. We ain't gotta do s--- 35m (11/29 21:13) · 71187226 >you have to work 33m (11/29 21:15). 71187246 >>71187176 (OP) >you have to leave your house No. 31m (11/29 21:17) · 71187259 1 Reply : >you have to work out, shave your neckbeard, learn to dress and go outside No 27m (11/29 21:21). 71187304 >you have to be around women No.
39m (11/29 21:09) · 71187176 · 9 Re. 1 Img JPG 61KB (700 × 641) · 581b406283faa.jpg 2 Replies >you have to approach women first No. 38m (11/29 21:10). 71187196 Exactly my dude. We ain't gotta do s--- 35m (11/29 21:13) · 71187226 >you have to work 33m (11/29 21:15). 71187246 >>71187176 (OP) >you have to leave your house No. 31m (11/29 21:17) · 71187259 1 Reply : >you have to work out, shave your neckbeard, learn to dress and go outside No 27m (11/29 21:21). 71187304 >you have to be around women No.

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Anon makes a blood sacrifice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood 19 KB JPG >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?
: Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)15:49:12 No.38371043 >uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice by sacrificing my life for his >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper with blood 19 KB JPG >prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life >next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery This was just a coincidence r-right?

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No amount of muscles can hide your autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..
Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/24/14(Thu)22:52 No.27786295 >go walking to a new gym by my house everyday >its raining >cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home >"y-yeah s-s-sure" >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do >in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie >stand in the parking lot for a few seconds >"are you okay?" she asks >start sprinting away from her >sprint all the way to my house >never been to that gym again this was like 4 months ago..

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Ameranon schizo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wemwpjIH 11/27/22(Sun)17:30:30 No.406171908 There is a silent war happening between Psychopaths and Schizophrenics. We know that the population numbers are very small for both groups, however one group is more likely to become CEOs (psychopaths) and the other is more likely to become homeless (schizos). This is because schizos are good at pattern recognition, and can notice the psychos. Normies are incapable of seeing psychopaths in front of them, and psychos relish and dominate because of this. Schizos are able to know them on an instinctual level and suss them out in a way that normies never could. Thus there is a constant demoralization campaign against schizos from the tyrant psychos, who seek to use the population against their greatest natural enemy.
: Anonymous (ID: wemwpjIH 11/27/22(Sun)17:30:30 No.406171908 There is a silent war happening between Psychopaths and Schizophrenics. We know that the population numbers are very small for both groups, however one group is more likely to become CEOs (psychopaths) and the other is more likely to become homeless (schizos). This is because schizos are good at pattern recognition, and can notice the psychos. Normies are incapable of seeing psychopaths in front of them, and psychos relish and dominate because of this. Schizos are able to know them on an instinctual level and suss them out in a way that normies never could. Thus there is a constant demoralization campaign against schizos from the tyrant psychos, who seek to use the population against their greatest natural enemy.

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Anon is a tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Secret story time: >be me >be tree >have wife beside me >we have many children >we have many friends >we hang around with each other >we stand by each other >we never leaf each other >we be happy >suddenly a wild human appears >takes small pp branch out of pants >jerks it >c--- all over soil >soil close to wife >rain >water drops take c-- into soil >c-- reaches my wife's roots >sudden wide eyes.. Leafs open >she takes every drop >I can't look >I can't look away >I can't an hero 11/29/22(Tue)12:11:03 No.889921177 >mfw I'm forced cuck tree >free me pls
: Anonymous Secret story time: >be me >be tree >have wife beside me >we have many children >we have many friends >we hang around with each other >we stand by each other >we never leaf each other >we be happy >suddenly a wild human appears >takes small pp branch out of pants >jerks it >c--- all over soil >soil close to wife >rain >water drops take c-- into soil >c-- reaches my wife's roots >sudden wide eyes.. Leafs open >she takes every drop >I can't look >I can't look away >I can't an hero 11/29/22(Tue)12:11:03 No.889921177 >mfw I'm forced cuck tree >free me pls

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anon lives in a surrealist painting | /r/Greentext

File: fad0560742203e717145a17c9(...).png (261 KB, 474x415) File: 1330818979295.jpg (22 KB, 397x407) Mom is driving my dad to the hospital Anonymous 11/20/16(Sun)06:17:25 No.67631629 ► >>67631791 >>67634405 >Brother tried to hang himself >He's and idiot and tied the rope across his chest instead of his neck and was hanging off the ceiling for like 20 minutes wondering why he hasn't died. >Heard my dad shout that he was doing it wrong and that he was going to show him the proper way to do it. >Dad tied the noose and put around his neck and jumped >My brother had to cut him down, but dad's is having a hard time breathing. >Now my mother is driving my dad to the hospital and my brother to the mental ward. I f------ hate living in Kentucky. Anonymous Ⓒtfw from Kentucky Anonymous >>67673809 >>67673987 >>67681773 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:20:05 No.67667871 ► >>67667961 >>67667665 (OP) That s--- is hilarious. Write a comedy show about white trash from Kentucky pls. >Dad came home after the hospital after showing my brother the proper way to use a noose after my brother had tied the rope around his chest. >We have a 2,000$ medical bill from the ER >>67667961 >that is made completely out of doors Huh? >I tell him to pawn or sell his motorcycle to help pay it. >He's going to sell his truck and ride his motorcycle to work, even if it snows. >We are all going to have to ride on the back of his motorcycle if we want to go somewhere. Please get me out get me out get me out of this state I need to get out. Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:22:22 No.67667961 >>67668028 >>67668039 >>67668296 >>67669187 >>67669694 >>67677048 >>67678545 >>67678633 >>67680270 >>67680931 e: it's beenoneofthosedays.jpg (20 KB, 320x240) kuzukuzu 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:03 No.67668028 ► >>67668291 ile: 1455484740807.jpg (57 KB, 282x266) 11/21/16(Mon)01:16:01 No.67667665 >>67667871 This is my family I can't write a show about them. Besides they would f------ know it would probably be me. One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell. >>67667961 >house that is made completely out of doors 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:15 No.67668039 >>67668291 >>67667814 >>67667871 >>67667915 >>67667973 >>67669772 >>67673702 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)02:06:06 No.67669694 ► >>67667961 >go to kentucky >neighbours are surrealist paintings Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:29:56 No.67668291 ► >>67668393 >>67668509 >>67668510 >>67668534 >>67668566 >>67668724 >>67668741 >>67669098 >>67669335 >>67669842 >>67671378 >>67672255 >>67673763 >>67674010 >>67677048 >>67677134 >>67677206 >>67678761 >>67678773 >>67678808 >>67678819 >>67679009 >>67679145 >>67680414 >>67680931 >>67680995 >>67683829 >>67683919 >>67684023 File: IMG 20121211 143610 hdr.jpg (1.44 MB, 2448x3264) >>67668028 >>67668039 Yep.... Made completely out of doors. And not only is his house made out of f------ doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by. -
File: fad0560742203e717145a17c9(...).png (261 KB, 474x415) File: 1330818979295.jpg (22 KB, 397x407) Mom is driving my dad to the hospital Anonymous 11/20/16(Sun)06:17:25 No.67631629 ► >>67631791 >>67634405 >Brother tried to hang himself >He's and idiot and tied the rope across his chest instead of his neck and was hanging off the ceiling for like 20 minutes wondering why he hasn't died. >Heard my dad shout that he was doing it wrong and that he was going to show him the proper way to do it. >Dad tied the noose and put around his neck and jumped >My brother had to cut him down, but dad's is having a hard time breathing. >Now my mother is driving my dad to the hospital and my brother to the mental ward. I f------ hate living in Kentucky. Anonymous Ⓒtfw from Kentucky Anonymous >>67673809 >>67673987 >>67681773 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:20:05 No.67667871 ► >>67667961 >>67667665 (OP) That s--- is hilarious. Write a comedy show about white trash from Kentucky pls. >Dad came home after the hospital after showing my brother the proper way to use a noose after my brother had tied the rope around his chest. >We have a 2,000$ medical bill from the ER >>67667961 >that is made completely out of doors Huh? >I tell him to pawn or sell his motorcycle to help pay it. >He's going to sell his truck and ride his motorcycle to work, even if it snows. >We are all going to have to ride on the back of his motorcycle if we want to go somewhere. Please get me out get me out get me out of this state I need to get out. Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:22:22 No.67667961 >>67668028 >>67668039 >>67668296 >>67669187 >>67669694 >>67677048 >>67678545 >>67678633 >>67680270 >>67680931 e: it's beenoneofthosedays.jpg (20 KB, 320x240) kuzukuzu 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:03 No.67668028 ► >>67668291 ile: 1455484740807.jpg (57 KB, 282x266) 11/21/16(Mon)01:16:01 No.67667665 >>67667871 This is my family I can't write a show about them. Besides they would f------ know it would probably be me. One time I posted a picture of my neighbors house that is made completely out of doors to a local paper and he came raising hell. >>67667961 >house that is made completely out of doors 11/21/16(Mon)01:24:15 No.67668039 >>67668291 >>67667814 >>67667871 >>67667915 >>67667973 >>67669772 >>67673702 Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)02:06:06 No.67669694 ► >>67667961 >go to kentucky >neighbours are surrealist paintings Anonymous 11/21/16(Mon)01:29:56 No.67668291 ► >>67668393 >>67668509 >>67668510 >>67668534 >>67668566 >>67668724 >>67668741 >>67669098 >>67669335 >>67669842 >>67671378 >>67672255 >>67673763 >>67674010 >>67677048 >>67677134 >>67677206 >>67678761 >>67678773 >>67678808 >>67678819 >>67679009 >>67679145 >>67680414 >>67680931 >>67680995 >>67683829 >>67683919 >>67684023 File: IMG 20121211 143610 hdr.jpg (1.44 MB, 2448x3264) >>67668028 >>67668039 Yep.... Made completely out of doors. And not only is his house made out of f------ doors, He ALWAYS makes door puns when someone walks by. -

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Anon picks up his bro from school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)07:29:00 No.71194563 >Walking to our local high school to pick up my little bro >Hes grade nine >When I get there I stay near the end of the property and light a smoke >The bell goes off and kids start leaving >Two kids walk past me playing on switches >Seen my bro play with these two before after school >Theyre arguing whos better a charizard or garchomp (had to look up the second one afterwards) >One of them asks me and another older guy smoking too whos better >I only ever played crystal but I know charizard so I say the dragon >"See I told you charzzy's more fuckable" TheFuckDid ThisKidSay.mp4 >They both keep walking talking about which pokemon have bigger cocks >Me and the other dude just staring at each other >Throws his c-------- saying "My kids into the cod thing not a f-----" >Bro eventually shows up >As we walk back I ask him if he likes pokemon >"Yeah we're all talking about the new one at school"
Anonymous 41 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)07:29:00 No.71194563 >Walking to our local high school to pick up my little bro >Hes grade nine >When I get there I stay near the end of the property and light a smoke >The bell goes off and kids start leaving >Two kids walk past me playing on switches >Seen my bro play with these two before after school >Theyre arguing whos better a charizard or garchomp (had to look up the second one afterwards) >One of them asks me and another older guy smoking too whos better >I only ever played crystal but I know charizard so I say the dragon >"See I told you charzzy's more fuckable" TheFuckDid ThisKidSay.mp4 >They both keep walking talking about which pokemon have bigger cocks >Me and the other dude just staring at each other >Throws his c-------- saying "My kids into the cod thing not a f-----" >Bro eventually shows up >As we walk back I ask him if he likes pokemon >"Yeah we're all talking about the new one at school"

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Anon is a businessman | /r/Greentext

File: AvbYvKvM_400x400.jpg (35 KB, 400x400) □ Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)08:01:11 No.27815425 [Reply] ► >>27816956 I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED IM SO STUPID WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY >> 8 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)15:59:40 No.27816956 ► >>27817177 >>27815425 (OP) Retarded junkie c---, youd trade your ass for some dope. I pity you and your existence. Get f-----
File: AvbYvKvM_400x400.jpg (35 KB, 400x400) □ Anonymous 11/29/22(Tue)08:01:11 No.27815425 [Reply] ► >>27816956 I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED I TRADED MY CAR ON LINE FOR WEED IM SO STUPID WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY >> 8 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/29/22 (Tue)15:59:40 No.27816956 ► >>27817177 >>27815425 (OP) Retarded junkie c---, youd trade your ass for some dope. I pity you and your existence. Get f-----

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Holy Based Theory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QtGLbQzk) One excavator 36 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)11:33:48 No.313632212 why only one excavator. @O 03/25/21(Thuy11:34:53 No.313632342 Anonymous (ID: K10DLI4U) : Anonymous (ID: bh27XKCQ 03/25/21(Thu)11:35:54 No.313632467 >>313632212 (OP) # how many excavators have you seen in real life? In total? Maybe 100 over the course of your life- with 2 together at most, in one time. My theory is that there are about 50ish excavators in existence, shared across governments. >>313632606 # >>313632647 # >>313632942 # >>313634081 # >>313634372 # >>313634380 # >>313635402 # >>313635512 # >>313636302 # >>313636843 # >>313637711 # >>313637771 # >>313637818 # >>313638460 # >>313638932 # >>313639187 # >>313639207 # >>313639504 # >>313640226 # >>313640500 # >>313641091 # >>313641541 # >>313643474 # >>313644703 # >>313647047 # >>313648253 # >>313649424 # >>313649438 # >>313649750 # >>313649889 # >>313650375 # >>313650607 # >>313651022 # >>313651560 # >>313651612 # >>313651783 # >>313651973 # >>313652257 # >>313652301 # >>313652383 #
: Anonymous (ID: QtGLbQzk) One excavator 36 KB JPG 03/25/21(Thu)11:33:48 No.313632212 why only one excavator. @O 03/25/21(Thuy11:34:53 No.313632342 Anonymous (ID: K10DLI4U) : Anonymous (ID: bh27XKCQ 03/25/21(Thu)11:35:54 No.313632467 >>313632212 (OP) # how many excavators have you seen in real life? In total? Maybe 100 over the course of your life- with 2 together at most, in one time. My theory is that there are about 50ish excavators in existence, shared across governments. >>313632606 # >>313632647 # >>313632942 # >>313634081 # >>313634372 # >>313634380 # >>313635402 # >>313635512 # >>313636302 # >>313636843 # >>313637711 # >>313637771 # >>313637818 # >>313638460 # >>313638932 # >>313639187 # >>313639207 # >>313639504 # >>313640226 # >>313640500 # >>313641091 # >>313641541 # >>313643474 # >>313644703 # >>313647047 # >>313648253 # >>313649424 # >>313649438 # >>313649750 # >>313649889 # >>313650375 # >>313650607 # >>313651022 # >>313651560 # >>313651612 # >>313651783 # >>313651973 # >>313652257 # >>313652301 # >>313652383 #

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