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Anonymous 41 KB JPG 11/30/22(Wed)07:29:00 No.71194563 >Walking to our local high school to pick up my little bro >Hes grade nine >When I get there I stay near the end of the property and light a smoke >The bell goes off and kids start leaving >Two kids walk past me playing on switches >Seen my bro play with these two before after school >Theyre arguing whos better a charizard or garchomp (had to look up the second one afterwards) >One of them asks me and another older guy smoking too whos better >I only ever played crystal but I know charizard so I say the dragon >"See I told you charzzy's more fuckable" TheFuckDid ThisKidSay.mp4 >They both keep walking talking about which pokemon have bigger cocks >Me and the other dude just staring at each other >Throws his c-------- saying "My kids into the cod thing not a f-----" >Bro eventually shows up >As we walk back I ask him if he likes pokemon >"Yeah we're all talking about the new one at school"

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