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: Anonymous 30 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)11:10:21 No.928714317 >MD with access to Dr who's TARDIS >Diagnose woman with female hysteria for her wandering womb, diagnose her with neurosyphilis, stab her in the eye with ice pic, intentionally give her seizures, infect her with malaria and call her mentally ill for running away as a slave where she was being r---- >Tell her thalidomide is perfectly safe for her pregnancy, baby is born with severe birth defect >Diagnose her with sluggish schizophrenia >That will be 3.8 million dollars >TARDIS takes me to Canada >Nvm just kill yourself >Get two Nobel prizes
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG >be me 12/16/24(Mon)11:10:21 No.928714317 >MD with access to Dr who's TARDIS >Diagnose woman with female hysteria for her wandering womb, diagnose her with neurosyphilis, stab her in the eye with ice pic, intentionally give her seizures, infect her with malaria and call her mentally ill for running away as a slave where she was being r---- >Tell her thalidomide is perfectly safe for her pregnancy, baby is born with severe birth defect >Diagnose her with sluggish schizophrenia >That will be 3.8 million dollars >TARDIS takes me to Canada >Nvm just kill yourself >Get two Nobel prizes

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You won't last 5 minutes playing this game (Skyrim) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809
Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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Patience is a virtue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)05:33:09 No.206657124 ZSX30R5LOJEF3DCQW3NFEZOXXA.jpg 21 KB JPG >finally I found my 45 year old dream girl to start a family with! I can't wait to have children
Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)05:33:09 No.206657124 ZSX30R5LOJEF3DCQW3NFEZOXXA.jpg 21 KB JPG >finally I found my 45 year old dream girl to start a family with! I can't wait to have children

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Bruh, Bruh Bruh? | /r/Greentext

File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.799 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh."
File: aladdin-920x584.png (595 KB, 920x584) Bruh: "Bruh bruh bruh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh." Anonymous 05/16/19(Thu)15:59:06 No.799 Genie: "What are your 3 wishes?" Me: "Make every word 4 letters long." Geni: "Wish gran." Meee: "Make ever word star with 'br." Brni: "Brsh bran." Bree: "Brke brer brrd brar brdd brth 'uh." Bruh: "Bruh bruh."

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Anon has children | /r/Greentext

File: imagmes.jpg (6 KB, 197x256) Guys I need family advice Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon)17:21:23 No.79771702 ► >be me >have a kid >wanted to name him Marcus, but wife didnt like it >we went with her suggestion instead >whatever.jpg >work a lot, dont really get to spend much time with him >years pass, hes now 16 >chilling at home one evening, drinking beer with a buddy >kid walks in and asks if he can go to the movies with his friend >Sure, buddy. >he says Thanks Dad and leaves >friend looks at me and says, Man, your sons grown up. >Yeah, he really is, I nod like a proud dad >then he asks, Whats his name, by the way? uhhhhh.png >no idea >laugh it off like hes joking and keep drinking >next morning, hungover >son hands me a school form to fill in go through it, pretty straightforward... until I hit Student Name suddenly_sweating.gif >staring at the blank spot like its a bomb defusal >son asks if Im feeling okay panic.exe >tell him Im feeling sick and need to lie down >pass him the form and say, You can just fill in the rest, champ. >crisis averted >later that evening >realize I still dont know his name and decide to ask my wife subtly >Hey. >Hey? she replies >So... uh, you know, our kid? I start carefully >Which one? she laughs brain_crash.jpg >forgot we have more than one >I wasnt prepare for multiple choice questions when I came into the bedroom >start sweating again >play it cool, mumble something about needing water, and head downstairs >son is there ohno.mp4 >he says hi >Hey, chap! I reply enthusiastically, dodging like the Counter strike 1.6 veteran I am >he pauses and asks why I always call him buddy instead of his name >uhm >mutter something about needing the bathroom and bolt upstairs >lock myself in the toilet all night >next morning, go straight to work without saying a word guys, help how do I casually find out my sons name without him or my wife realizing I forgot?
File: imagmes.jpg (6 KB, 197x256) Guys I need family advice Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon)17:21:23 No.79771702 ► >be me >have a kid >wanted to name him Marcus, but wife didnt like it >we went with her suggestion instead >whatever.jpg >work a lot, dont really get to spend much time with him >years pass, hes now 16 >chilling at home one evening, drinking beer with a buddy >kid walks in and asks if he can go to the movies with his friend >Sure, buddy. >he says Thanks Dad and leaves >friend looks at me and says, Man, your sons grown up. >Yeah, he really is, I nod like a proud dad >then he asks, Whats his name, by the way? uhhhhh.png >no idea >laugh it off like hes joking and keep drinking >next morning, hungover >son hands me a school form to fill in go through it, pretty straightforward... until I hit Student Name suddenly_sweating.gif >staring at the blank spot like its a bomb defusal >son asks if Im feeling okay panic.exe >tell him Im feeling sick and need to lie down >pass him the form and say, You can just fill in the rest, champ. >crisis averted >later that evening >realize I still dont know his name and decide to ask my wife subtly >Hey. >Hey? she replies >So... uh, you know, our kid? I start carefully >Which one? she laughs brain_crash.jpg >forgot we have more than one >I wasnt prepare for multiple choice questions when I came into the bedroom >start sweating again >play it cool, mumble something about needing water, and head downstairs >son is there ohno.mp4 >he says hi >Hey, chap! I reply enthusiastically, dodging like the Counter strike 1.6 veteran I am >he pauses and asks why I always call him buddy instead of his name >uhm >mutter something about needing the bathroom and bolt upstairs >lock myself in the toilet all night >next morning, go straight to work without saying a word guys, help how do I casually find out my sons name without him or my wife realizing I forgot?

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Know Your Rights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6GOWbJKI ) 12/16/24(Mon)08:48:59 No.491556475 780 KB PNG >See emerging far right political party >Look inside manifesto >Center right politics
Anonymous (ID: 6GOWbJKI ) 12/16/24(Mon)08:48:59 No.491556475 780 KB PNG >See emerging far right political party >Look inside manifesto >Center right politics

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Anon aspires to become an author | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up 40 KB JPG what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does
Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)00:06:50 No.22823139 >want to make a journal >buy journal >open journal >stare at it for 10 minutes before giving up 40 KB JPG what the f--- are you supposed to write? how your day went? thats something a girl in middle school does

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Because MFs think they can fix psychos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anchovy Pizza 12/16/24(Mon)16:26:30 No.79769671 @Anchovy_Pizza - 9h H-hello you can s-sit wherever haha Sorry y-you had to wait, I n-needed to clean up a bit haha 50 17180 3.2K ill 33K image_2024-12-16_032608554.png 755 KB PNG >men love loser women but women hate loser men how come it's so easy to be a woman? You literally just can't lose. 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous Anchovy Pizza 12/16/24(Mon)16:26:30 No.79769671 @Anchovy_Pizza - 9h H-hello you can s-sit wherever haha Sorry y-you had to wait, I n-needed to clean up a bit haha 50 17180 3.2K ill 33K image_2024-12-16_032608554.png 755 KB PNG >men love loser women but women hate loser men how come it's so easy to be a woman? You literally just can't lose. 2 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 200 KB PNG 10/08/21(Fri)14:28:43 No.864617163 >be 16yo troll >lost a lot of friendships because of my troll nature >2 years ago, Fortnite became really popular >get a troll idea >make a flyer with an invitation to a fortnite tournament with prize money >It is easy, just click on this link! >the link actually leads to b--------- p--- >i give the flyers to 12 year olds Pic related
Anonymous 200 KB PNG 10/08/21(Fri)14:28:43 No.864617163 >be 16yo troll >lost a lot of friendships because of my troll nature >2 years ago, Fortnite became really popular >get a troll idea >make a flyer with an invitation to a fortnite tournament with prize money >It is easy, just click on this link! >the link actually leads to b--------- p--- >i give the flyers to 12 year olds Pic related

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Miserable Anon! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR >21 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 676 KB PNG >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.
Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR >21 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 676 KB PNG >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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Anon loves girls addicted to heroine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)20:48:35 No.124797739 >tfw no Nico gf How do I get a gf who acts like Nico? 137 KB JPG Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)20:51:04 No.124797776 Why do you want a girl who's a heroin addict? >>124800001 #
Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)20:48:35 No.124797739 >tfw no Nico gf How do I get a gf who acts like Nico? 137 KB JPG Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)20:51:04 No.124797776 Why do you want a girl who's a heroin addict? >>124800001 #

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Cognitive Dissonance Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 93 KB PNG student 11/16/23(Thu)09:15:42 No.75435963 >be me, first year engineering student >forced to take an Engineering Ethics class >drilled into us that a lot of what we learn can be used to cause harm and we need to be careful >be me, second year engineering >forced to take another Engineering Ethics course >drilled into us that we have an obligation to society to use our skills for betterment >be me, third year engineering student >learn that Lockheed Martin sponsors my school's engineering program >get offered a six figure job building missile targeting systems at LM >my counselors and professors push me to take the job it's so over for this race
Anonymous 93 KB PNG student 11/16/23(Thu)09:15:42 No.75435963 >be me, first year engineering student >forced to take an Engineering Ethics class >drilled into us that a lot of what we learn can be used to cause harm and we need to be careful >be me, second year engineering >forced to take another Engineering Ethics course >drilled into us that we have an obligation to society to use our skills for betterment >be me, third year engineering student >learn that Lockheed Martin sponsors my school's engineering program >get offered a six figure job building missile targeting systems at LM >my counselors and professors push me to take the job it's so over for this race

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Anons on Gen X | /r/Greentext

File: genx reddit.jpg (49 KB, 854x545) r/GenX u/Xix_Feng • 13h Am I taking crazy pills?! Existential Crisis Join 5 years ago everything was fine - today my parents support Qanon and my kids support Hamas. W--?! I'm going to go binge some Star Trek next generation or something... + 1,883 1,153 Comments 444 Anonymous (ID: ifo/0TGL 12/15/24(Sun)17:51:34 No.491523804 >>491523882 >>491523884 >>491523974 >>491524097 >>491524173 >>491524234 >>491524353 >>491524595 >>491524621 >>491524796 >>491525257 >>491526626 >>491526776 >>491529032 >>491529592 >>491530324 Has the whole world gone mad?! Anonymous (ID: DW6f76Fn) >>491523804 (OP) >BING BING WAHOO! 12/15/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.491523882 >>491529032 >> Anonymous (ID: +Lxnn4Dv >> 12/15/24(Sun)17:53:57 No.491523956 >i will consume more media instead of doing something Anonymous (ID: 16j7gluZ >>491525756 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:08 No.491523974 >>491524532 >>491523804 (OP) >things are going wrong and someone needs to step up? >not me, I'm gonna go be apathetic and consoom 1980s/1990s media Gen X is always so f------ gay and predictable. They want to be in charge but they never want to actually lead the charge. >> Anonymous (ID: jfPpNqqO) 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:21 No.491523988 >My kids are antisemitic. >My parents are talking about cannibal elites. >I just wanna grill!
File: genx reddit.jpg (49 KB, 854x545) r/GenX u/Xix_Feng • 13h Am I taking crazy pills?! Existential Crisis Join 5 years ago everything was fine - today my parents support Qanon and my kids support Hamas. W--?! I'm going to go binge some Star Trek next generation or something... + 1,883 1,153 Comments 444 Anonymous (ID: ifo/0TGL 12/15/24(Sun)17:51:34 No.491523804 >>491523882 >>491523884 >>491523974 >>491524097 >>491524173 >>491524234 >>491524353 >>491524595 >>491524621 >>491524796 >>491525257 >>491526626 >>491526776 >>491529032 >>491529592 >>491530324 Has the whole world gone mad?! Anonymous (ID: DW6f76Fn) >>491523804 (OP) >BING BING WAHOO! 12/15/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.491523882 >>491529032 >> Anonymous (ID: +Lxnn4Dv >> 12/15/24(Sun)17:53:57 No.491523956 >i will consume more media instead of doing something Anonymous (ID: 16j7gluZ >>491525756 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:08 No.491523974 >>491524532 >>491523804 (OP) >things are going wrong and someone needs to step up? >not me, I'm gonna go be apathetic and consoom 1980s/1990s media Gen X is always so f------ gay and predictable. They want to be in charge but they never want to actually lead the charge. >> Anonymous (ID: jfPpNqqO) 12/15/24(Sun)17:54:21 No.491523988 >My kids are antisemitic. >My parents are talking about cannibal elites. >I just wanna grill!

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Anon destroyed the Spotify | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)22:53:37 No.124811184 >the only version of your favorite album available is a brickwalled remaster from the mid '00s Spotify bitrate tops out at 160kbps unless you 53 KB JPG pay a monthly subscription >albums disappear from library without warning Why would anybody with ears use this s--- service? It's not hard to manage your own files and disk space is dirt cheap now.
: Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)22:53:37 No.124811184 >the only version of your favorite album available is a brickwalled remaster from the mid '00s Spotify bitrate tops out at 160kbps unless you 53 KB JPG pay a monthly subscription >albums disappear from library without warning Why would anybody with ears use this s--- service? It's not hard to manage your own files and disk space is dirt cheap now.

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How the Grinch ruined Christmas | /r/Greentext

File: aayb92b1pd5e1.jpg (44 KB, 757x800) Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)14:59:00 No.928685144 >>928689178 How I ruined Christmas >Be me >2023 >Taking my niece grocery shopping at Wal-mart >She's looking in the Jewelry section >sees a necklace she liked >Go back later and buy it and store it for Christmas >During the year, I build a new computer >Keep the boxes >Keep the necklace in the box >Wrap it >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >Don't even just use boxes for parts, just any shipping container I can find >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >I get about 7 layers, put it all in the box for the case >Wrap it >Biggest gift at Christmas >A nesting doll of presents >It takes her 20 minutes of frustration to open it up >Gets p----- at me >Everyone gets p----- at me >nobody is laughing at the end >Get told I took it too far >FFW today >In family group chat >No more pranks with gifting >Litterally-1984.jpg >MFW, I got joke gift boxes from Amazon for everyone's gifts. Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:09:09 No.928689178 ► File: hqdefault(4).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>928685144 (OP) They can cry about it if it's a necklace at the end. That's hilarious and endearing. Good luck. HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH imgflip.com Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:11:09 No.928689241 Kek
File: aayb92b1pd5e1.jpg (44 KB, 757x800) Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)14:59:00 No.928685144 >>928689178 How I ruined Christmas >Be me >2023 >Taking my niece grocery shopping at Wal-mart >She's looking in the Jewelry section >sees a necklace she liked >Go back later and buy it and store it for Christmas >During the year, I build a new computer >Keep the boxes >Keep the necklace in the box >Wrap it >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >Don't even just use boxes for parts, just any shipping container I can find >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >put it in a larger box, wrap it. >I get about 7 layers, put it all in the box for the case >Wrap it >Biggest gift at Christmas >A nesting doll of presents >It takes her 20 minutes of frustration to open it up >Gets p----- at me >Everyone gets p----- at me >nobody is laughing at the end >Get told I took it too far >FFW today >In family group chat >No more pranks with gifting >Litterally-1984.jpg >MFW, I got joke gift boxes from Amazon for everyone's gifts. Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:09:09 No.928689178 ► File: hqdefault(4).jpg (24 KB, 480x360) >>928685144 (OP) They can cry about it if it's a necklace at the end. That's hilarious and endearing. Good luck. HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH imgflip.com Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)17:11:09 No.928689241 Kek

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People use anything to justify themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 11:48:21 No.73299310 "It don't matter. None of this matters." Carl Brutananadilewski fY_zegwlSNH765-X01nB9otgegs FGGxxilqQjaupRTw.jpg 655 KB JPG >every single major Religion, Philosophy, Faith, and Way of Life says your race/ethnicity doesn't matter AT ALL. In this life or the afterlife >people still want to construct racial beliefs using "science" and vague religious passages to enforce "the differences between the races" and their superiority over them
: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 11:48:21 No.73299310 "It don't matter. None of this matters." Carl Brutananadilewski fY_zegwlSNH765-X01nB9otgegs FGGxxilqQjaupRTw.jpg 655 KB JPG >every single major Religion, Philosophy, Faith, and Way of Life says your race/ethnicity doesn't matter AT ALL. In this life or the afterlife >people still want to construct racial beliefs using "science" and vague religious passages to enforce "the differences between the races" and their superiority over them

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Anon is oblivious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous www 49 KB JPG 12/15/24(Sun)15:44:52 No.79766181 >talking to a female classmate that I got acquainted with over the semester >she said she needed help with studying and homework >told her there's a pretty good tutor for the class and I went to them a couple of times for help >she said that maybe I should help her since I've gone to the tutor already >said that the tutor would probably help more because they're more familiar with the topic than I am >drops the subject and doesn't really seem as friendly from that point onward Did I offend her in some way?
Anonymous www 49 KB JPG 12/15/24(Sun)15:44:52 No.79766181 >talking to a female classmate that I got acquainted with over the semester >she said she needed help with studying and homework >told her there's a pretty good tutor for the class and I went to them a couple of times for help >she said that maybe I should help her since I've gone to the tutor already >said that the tutor would probably help more because they're more familiar with the topic than I am >drops the subject and doesn't really seem as friendly from that point onward Did I offend her in some way?

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Anon has a Change of Heart | /r/Greentext

26KiB, 779x513, Hitler de blanco.jpg View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace I've hated women for a long time Anonymous [92/36] ID: KOX2KGAY Sun 01 Dec 2024 01:50:36 No.490085248 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>490085328 >>490085368 >>490085395 >>490085422 >>490085430 >>490085494 >>490085903 >>490086346 >>490089271 >>490089370 >>490092055 >>490092342 >>490092443 >>490092883 >>490093046 but I don't think I want to hate women anymore because I know Uncle Addy respected women, even after witnessing the horrors of the Weimar Republic. I think he understood that womens minds are childlike in nature and that they need to be guided.
26KiB, 779x513, Hitler de blanco.jpg View Same Google Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace I've hated women for a long time Anonymous [92/36] ID: KOX2KGAY Sun 01 Dec 2024 01:50:36 No.490085248 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>490085328 >>490085368 >>490085395 >>490085422 >>490085430 >>490085494 >>490085903 >>490086346 >>490089271 >>490089370 >>490092055 >>490092342 >>490092443 >>490092883 >>490093046 but I don't think I want to hate women anymore because I know Uncle Addy respected women, even after witnessing the horrors of the Weimar Republic. I think he understood that womens minds are childlike in nature and that they need to be guided.

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Not Worthy of Criticism | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: J8bh6bEi) Question for Pol ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/15/24(Sun)11:09:51 No.491496494 159 KB PNG Do you guys just hate Jews or do you hate circumcision? I see you criticizing circumcision always in the context of Jews but no other religion. When in the context of the US it always boils down to Jews. Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. I think you just hate Jews for no reason. Anonymous (ID: SOUZ+oQn ) >>491496494 (OP) 12/15/24(Sun)13:48:58 No.491485650 >Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. That is because Browns will be Browns
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: J8bh6bEi) Question for Pol ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/15/24(Sun)11:09:51 No.491496494 159 KB PNG Do you guys just hate Jews or do you hate circumcision? I see you criticizing circumcision always in the context of Jews but no other religion. When in the context of the US it always boils down to Jews. Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. I think you just hate Jews for no reason. Anonymous (ID: SOUZ+oQn ) >>491496494 (OP) 12/15/24(Sun)13:48:58 No.491485650 >Muslims also practice circumcision but I never see anyone here criticizing them for it. That is because Browns will be Browns

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Anonymous (ID: KCM70zW3 ) Circumcised 12/12/23(Tue)17:27:42 No.451647667 My poer Lay Day 26 KB JPG >be me >circumcised botched >didn't know and no one told me until school >girlfriend sees it breaks up with me and after a week everyone knows and is making fun of me >tell parents and they explain what happened I'm three inches erect and it's crooked and I'm missing a good chunk of flesh in hind site it's baffling how I never noticed but it's not like I was checking other guys d---- out at 14 >look up circumcised and ask why they had it done >they say it's healthier, cleaner, less risk of STDs, and so I won't get made fun of in the locker room I tell them I still am >quit going to school >quit going outside >girlfriend and old friends try to reach out to me and apologize I don't respond I am 21 never had a job and never f------ will. My plan is to be a utter drain and misery on my parents until the day they die and then I will kill myself to follow them into hell so I can torment them more why the f--- would they do this to me? My life was ruined before it even began.
Anonymous (ID: KCM70zW3 ) Circumcised 12/12/23(Tue)17:27:42 No.451647667 My poer Lay Day 26 KB JPG >be me >circumcised botched >didn't know and no one told me until school >girlfriend sees it breaks up with me and after a week everyone knows and is making fun of me >tell parents and they explain what happened I'm three inches erect and it's crooked and I'm missing a good chunk of flesh in hind site it's baffling how I never noticed but it's not like I was checking other guys d---- out at 14 >look up circumcised and ask why they had it done >they say it's healthier, cleaner, less risk of STDs, and so I won't get made fun of in the locker room I tell them I still am >quit going to school >quit going outside >girlfriend and old friends try to reach out to me and apologize I don't respond I am 21 never had a job and never f------ will. My plan is to be a utter drain and misery on my parents until the day they die and then I will kill myself to follow them into hell so I can torment them more why the f--- would they do this to me? My life was ruined before it even began.

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