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File: images.jpg (5 KB, 189x267) Anonymous 07/03/24(Wed)08:41:12 No. 920785184 >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.
File: images.jpg (5 KB, 189x267) Anonymous 07/03/24(Wed)08:41:12 No. 920785184 >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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Divorced Anon rejoins the dating pool | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)22:23:30 No.31547480 >be me, mid 40s divorced >use dating apps for first time >horrific examples of femininity >mangle-faced blue haired 340 KB JPG foids >landwhales celebrating their diabetes >finally find one half decent 5/10 roastie >decide to be a gentleman and take her to fancy restaurant >she is closer to a 4/10 IRL but maybe its her bleed week so try not to let her looks bother me >she comments on my star wars t-shirt >"you must be so happy with all the new star wars shows on disney right now" >i immediately leave Why are foids so f------ stupid and out of touch? I dodged a bullet there bros
Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)22:23:30 No.31547480 >be me, mid 40s divorced >use dating apps for first time >horrific examples of femininity >mangle-faced blue haired 340 KB JPG foids >landwhales celebrating their diabetes >finally find one half decent 5/10 roastie >decide to be a gentleman and take her to fancy restaurant >she is closer to a 4/10 IRL but maybe its her bleed week so try not to let her looks bother me >she comments on my star wars t-shirt >"you must be so happy with all the new star wars shows on disney right now" >i immediately leave Why are foids so f------ stupid and out of touch? I dodged a bullet there bros

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Anon just want to enjoy good movies | /r/Greentext

I just want a fantasy, scifi, monsters film were armors actually protect and tactics actually matter, and soldiers aren't retards that don't move when someone / something is going to kill them. Also, no or little plot armor. Is THIS too much to ask for? Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)11:55:55 No.200559592 >trillions of money >all the technology the industry has (cameras, CGI, etc) >all the good writers, military consultants and fight coordinators that exist... And we still have to suffer bad action/fantasy / scifi / monsters' movies.
I just want a fantasy, scifi, monsters film were armors actually protect and tactics actually matter, and soldiers aren't retards that don't move when someone / something is going to kill them. Also, no or little plot armor. Is THIS too much to ask for? Anonymous 06/27/24(Thu)11:55:55 No.200559592 >trillions of money >all the technology the industry has (cameras, CGI, etc) >all the good writers, military consultants and fight coordinators that exist... And we still have to suffer bad action/fantasy / scifi / monsters' movies.

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>There is a labor shortage >Apply for job >Not hiring
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Anonymous (ID: AcSyu1aU) 06/24/24(Mon)19:48:48 No.472063285 Y34S0054L7FFPKYRDB5EVTLV31.jpg 317 KB JPG >shows up >stands around for awhile >leaves If they are feds, I'm not sure what their goal is.
Anonymous (ID: AcSyu1aU) 06/24/24(Mon)19:48:48 No.472063285 Y34S0054L7FFPKYRDB5EVTLV31.jpg 317 KB JPG >shows up >stands around for awhile >leaves If they are feds, I'm not sure what their goal is.

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: Anonymous 56 KB JPG mi 07/03/24(Wed) 04:09:42 No.920762262 >be me >troon >acquire scholarship in high school to attend Harvard for neuroscience and mathematics >constantly get s--- on by faculty and research directors for being le intern >tfw smarter than literally all of them >sperg out and seduce chaser research director always complimenting me on my hair/outfits >get him to steal unused but highly volatile and safeguarded materials from the project we're both working on >some f----- snitches >both the chaser and I are charged with serious offenses for appropriating materials >lack of physical evidence, positive character witnesses, and a good ass lawyer save my ass while chaser goes to prison for half a decade >mfw he's getting out on bail next week >mfw we're both still blacklisted from academia to this day despite my charges getting dismissed >mfw i'm still using the appropriated materials to singlehandedly change the world and our understanding of human consciousness as we know it stay on the lookout and remember this post, anons. within the next decade you'll hear about my name on the news in a manner that rightfully gives me the credit i've deserved this entire time. you'll be proud to have been there the day it was announced. i'm worried about the chaser coming back after me though and trying to put me through the wringer, legally speaking. does he have any basis? is there anything I can preemptively do so he can't f--- me over when i'm standing at the precipice of a technological and neuroscientific revolution here?!?!
: Anonymous 56 KB JPG mi 07/03/24(Wed) 04:09:42 No.920762262 >be me >troon >acquire scholarship in high school to attend Harvard for neuroscience and mathematics >constantly get s--- on by faculty and research directors for being le intern >tfw smarter than literally all of them >sperg out and seduce chaser research director always complimenting me on my hair/outfits >get him to steal unused but highly volatile and safeguarded materials from the project we're both working on >some f----- snitches >both the chaser and I are charged with serious offenses for appropriating materials >lack of physical evidence, positive character witnesses, and a good ass lawyer save my ass while chaser goes to prison for half a decade >mfw he's getting out on bail next week >mfw we're both still blacklisted from academia to this day despite my charges getting dismissed >mfw i'm still using the appropriated materials to singlehandedly change the world and our understanding of human consciousness as we know it stay on the lookout and remember this post, anons. within the next decade you'll hear about my name on the news in a manner that rightfully gives me the credit i've deserved this entire time. you'll be proud to have been there the day it was announced. i'm worried about the chaser coming back after me though and trying to put me through the wringer, legally speaking. does he have any basis? is there anything I can preemptively do so he can't f--- me over when i'm standing at the precipice of a technological and neuroscientific revolution here?!?!

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Anon's poopmaxxed hyperlog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Poopmaxxing help 167 KB JPG 06/20/24(Thu)00:19:22 No.920148198 Any poopmaxxing tips? I feel like good technique but could probably learn from some other experienced P-maxxers. Here's where I'm at now: >Eat only high spice mexican food and dairy (I have lactose intolerant buff) >drink exclusively dairy products >train rectum for girthmaxx >use buttplug to holdmaxx >hourly cycle of ducolax, senecot, stool softeners, and lubricant laxitives >poop once a week Record is currently 6x24 inches hyperlog but color was 4/10 and texture was a bit uneven. My goal is 7x30 by the end of July but seems a but ambitious. I'm okay being non functional in society, but need to be able to use internet and continue the rest of my routine. Was thinking about doing a fecal transplant for better gut effects. Thanks in advance anons Anonymous >>920148198 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)00:33:22 No.920148674 Depends what your definition of poopmaxxing is. For me a good s--- is one that gives you a lot of relief after, so the size and shape of the s--- isn't all that important to me. I hadn't taken a s--- in two days and just did a huge one. I drank a lot last night, so much in fact that I sleep walked and p----- in the corner of my bed room. I drank a lot of beer and a lot of wine. When I took a s---, my guts just completely dropped and it was like my a------ was vomiting. So much of it was just liquid, hardly any solid. The sound of it just splashing in the toilet water.. the smell was so rancid. Always that little bit of blood when I wipe afterwards too. Just a really feral, disgusting s---.
Anonymous Poopmaxxing help 167 KB JPG 06/20/24(Thu)00:19:22 No.920148198 Any poopmaxxing tips? I feel like good technique but could probably learn from some other experienced P-maxxers. Here's where I'm at now: >Eat only high spice mexican food and dairy (I have lactose intolerant buff) >drink exclusively dairy products >train rectum for girthmaxx >use buttplug to holdmaxx >hourly cycle of ducolax, senecot, stool softeners, and lubricant laxitives >poop once a week Record is currently 6x24 inches hyperlog but color was 4/10 and texture was a bit uneven. My goal is 7x30 by the end of July but seems a but ambitious. I'm okay being non functional in society, but need to be able to use internet and continue the rest of my routine. Was thinking about doing a fecal transplant for better gut effects. Thanks in advance anons Anonymous >>920148198 (OP) # 06/20/24(Thu)00:33:22 No.920148674 Depends what your definition of poopmaxxing is. For me a good s--- is one that gives you a lot of relief after, so the size and shape of the s--- isn't all that important to me. I hadn't taken a s--- in two days and just did a huge one. I drank a lot last night, so much in fact that I sleep walked and p----- in the corner of my bed room. I drank a lot of beer and a lot of wine. When I took a s---, my guts just completely dropped and it was like my a------ was vomiting. So much of it was just liquid, hardly any solid. The sound of it just splashing in the toilet water.. the smell was so rancid. Always that little bit of blood when I wipe afterwards too. Just a really feral, disgusting s---.

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Anon feels pain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I am pretty sure I have a smal(...) 06/08/24(Sat) 17:24:43 No.77767107 >randomly felt pain behind my belly button on the right side >w-- >go the toilet having the feeling I need to piss >only a little bit of piss 403 KB JPG (like 1 kidney worth of piss) >pain is slowly moving downwards I am pretty sure a small stone is slowly being pushed into my bladder from my right kidney. Any tips to help the process? 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat) 17:32:45 No.77767179 >>77767107 thats not a kidney stone thats cancer bro, dont even bother seeing a doctor its over. at least buy a cat so you wont die a virgin
Anonymous I am pretty sure I have a smal(...) 06/08/24(Sat) 17:24:43 No.77767107 >randomly felt pain behind my belly button on the right side >w-- >go the toilet having the feeling I need to piss >only a little bit of piss 403 KB JPG (like 1 kidney worth of piss) >pain is slowly moving downwards I am pretty sure a small stone is slowly being pushed into my bladder from my right kidney. Any tips to help the process? 1 Reply View Thread Anonymous 06/08/24(Sat) 17:32:45 No.77767179 >>77767107 thats not a kidney stone thats cancer bro, dont even bother seeing a doctor its over. at least buy a cat so you wont die a virgin

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30 KB JPEG > be me > 14 yo at rugby practice > One of the team has Down syndrome > We rotate taking turns holding the tackle bag > Have always been taught to treat people with disabilities the same as everyone else > My turn to tackle the bag with Down syndrome kid holding it > Autisium.exe > Tackel the bag as hard as I would for anyone else > Down syndrome kid falls to the ground and starts crying > Everyone yells at me Why is the world so complicated anons
30 KB JPEG > be me > 14 yo at rugby practice > One of the team has Down syndrome > We rotate taking turns holding the tackle bag > Have always been taught to treat people with disabilities the same as everyone else > My turn to tackle the bag with Down syndrome kid holding it > Autisium.exe > Tackel the bag as hard as I would for anyone else > Down syndrome kid falls to the ground and starts crying > Everyone yells at me Why is the world so complicated anons

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Anon loves his mother | /r/Greentext

ENOU No.78027143 07/02/24(Tue)22:14:21 222.jpg JPG 5.0 KiB 281x179 >be me >make good money as a programmer working from home but still struggle >live with mom buy it's comfortable as i don't have to pay rent or cook or anything and she sometimes lends me money >be low on cash and need to pay stuff so ask her to venmo me 50 bucks >she says it's okay but she will we out shopping so she asks me to give her my credit card and pin number to do it at an atm >think she's just being and old woman cause venmo is way easier but it's okay >be later she comes home >turns out bitch just wanted to see my transactions and found out i spend a lot of money on onlyfans ⠀ >she also saw some amazon expenses but asked why nothing arrives home and i was forced to tell her they're gifts for my e-girls >she gets irrationally angry at me takes away my laptop >tell her i need it for work >says she'll only allow me to use it when im working and she'll be by my side all the time >have to post this from my phone anons im 32 f------ years old not a teenager, why doesnt this bitch just move to a retirement home and leaves me the house for myslef h--------
ENOU No.78027143 07/02/24(Tue)22:14:21 222.jpg JPG 5.0 KiB 281x179 >be me >make good money as a programmer working from home but still struggle >live with mom buy it's comfortable as i don't have to pay rent or cook or anything and she sometimes lends me money >be low on cash and need to pay stuff so ask her to venmo me 50 bucks >she says it's okay but she will we out shopping so she asks me to give her my credit card and pin number to do it at an atm >think she's just being and old woman cause venmo is way easier but it's okay >be later she comes home >turns out bitch just wanted to see my transactions and found out i spend a lot of money on onlyfans ⠀ >she also saw some amazon expenses but asked why nothing arrives home and i was forced to tell her they're gifts for my e-girls >she gets irrationally angry at me takes away my laptop >tell her i need it for work >says she'll only allow me to use it when im working and she'll be by my side all the time >have to post this from my phone anons im 32 f------ years old not a teenager, why doesnt this bitch just move to a retirement home and leaves me the house for myslef h--------

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Light an Old Women. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DEATH Not 224 KB JPG 10/21/19(Mon)06:53:23 No.110843027 Grim is now Light Yagami's shinigami. How does this change the series? Anonymous 10/21/19(Mon)06:56:14 No.110843061 >>110843027 (OP) # >"Light, an old woman bumped inta me in da grocery store. Spilled Almond Milk all over me robe! Now I've got to go back to da cleaners. If only someone would do someting about MRS. BETHANY STEVENSON here I took a picture" >>110843117 # >>110843165 #
: Anonymous DEATH Not 224 KB JPG 10/21/19(Mon)06:53:23 No.110843027 Grim is now Light Yagami's shinigami. How does this change the series? Anonymous 10/21/19(Mon)06:56:14 No.110843061 >>110843027 (OP) # >"Light, an old woman bumped inta me in da grocery store. Spilled Almond Milk all over me robe! Now I've got to go back to da cleaners. If only someone would do someting about MRS. BETHANY STEVENSON here I took a picture" >>110843117 # >>110843165 #

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Crossover time | /r/Greentext

File: feedseed.png (1.36 MB, 1438x1080) W Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's ☐ Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:49:07 No.200795760 >>200795780 >>200795809 >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where's the f--- and suck?" >[Laugh Track] NICK
File: feedseed.png (1.36 MB, 1438x1080) W Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's ☐ Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:49:07 No.200795760 >>200795780 >>200795809 >"Drake?" >"What?" >"Where's the f--- and suck?" >[Laugh Track] NICK

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Winter Warfare | /r/Greentext

Anonymous normgroids fall apart without (...) 06/24/24(Mon) 13:30:25 No.77935553 Self-actualization Esteem Love/Belonging Safety Physiological morality, creativity, spontaneity, problem solving, lack of prejudice, acceptance of facts self-esteem, confidence, achievement, respect of others, respect by others friendship, family, sexual intimacy security of body, of employment, of resources, of morality, of the family, of health, of property breathing, food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis, excretion 1*rCEjgSVA3lw0jMgWGJ7CuA.png 618 KB PNG >roommates are young sicilian couple >they're both loud and obnoxious >they work 10 hours a day at the slaughterhouse >i notice they start fighting more frequently, eventually she breaks up with him and goes back to sicily >sicilian normie lasts another two weeks at his s----- job but ends up quitting, he's a lot more quiet now and looks depressed >he's probably running out of money >i would feel bad for him if he wasn't an obnoxious f----- before don't believe normalfags when they tell you having a gf doesn't matter, it absolutely does and it can make or break some people
Anonymous normgroids fall apart without (...) 06/24/24(Mon) 13:30:25 No.77935553 Self-actualization Esteem Love/Belonging Safety Physiological morality, creativity, spontaneity, problem solving, lack of prejudice, acceptance of facts self-esteem, confidence, achievement, respect of others, respect by others friendship, family, sexual intimacy security of body, of employment, of resources, of morality, of the family, of health, of property breathing, food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis, excretion 1*rCEjgSVA3lw0jMgWGJ7CuA.png 618 KB PNG >roommates are young sicilian couple >they're both loud and obnoxious >they work 10 hours a day at the slaughterhouse >i notice they start fighting more frequently, eventually she breaks up with him and goes back to sicily >sicilian normie lasts another two weeks at his s----- job but ends up quitting, he's a lot more quiet now and looks depressed >he's probably running out of money >i would feel bad for him if he wasn't an obnoxious f----- before don't believe normalfags when they tell you having a gf doesn't matter, it absolutely does and it can make or break some people

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Would this work? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xzu3MBEh) 06/24/24(Mon)06:36:54 No.472017906 3690ADEB-5368-4F5C-B421-B929AAD12FF3.jpg 320 KB JPG >the west takes 10 million nip girls >the east takes 10 million white bois Birth rate crisis solved
Anonymous (ID: xzu3MBEh) 06/24/24(Mon)06:36:54 No.472017906 3690ADEB-5368-4F5C-B421-B929AAD12FF3.jpg 320 KB JPG >the west takes 10 million nip girls >the east takes 10 million white bois Birth rate crisis solved

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Anon reads Berserk (or did he?) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 71 KB JPG Anonymuos 07/02/24(Tue)09:55:05 No.268372545 >I need a break from modern haremshit in fantasy anime >decide to read Berserk as a change of pace >the girls in Gut's party all want to jump on his d--- god dammit >>268372545 (OP) # >decide to read berserk pics or it didn't happen Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:56:53 No.268372591 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:32 No.268372608 Your fault for indulging in that s--- in the first place. Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:38 No.268372655 Guts is just a boring gary stu Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:21:13 No.268373318 >the only one he's interested in is a crazy bitch this trope needs to stop Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:36:10 No.268373753 Well, he is the strong and handsome man that protects them without asking for sev in ovchanae in a world
Anonymous 71 KB JPG Anonymuos 07/02/24(Tue)09:55:05 No.268372545 >I need a break from modern haremshit in fantasy anime >decide to read Berserk as a change of pace >the girls in Gut's party all want to jump on his d--- god dammit >>268372545 (OP) # >decide to read berserk pics or it didn't happen Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:56:53 No.268372591 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:32 No.268372608 Your fault for indulging in that s--- in the first place. Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:38 No.268372655 Guts is just a boring gary stu Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:21:13 No.268373318 >the only one he's interested in is a crazy bitch this trope needs to stop Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:36:10 No.268373753 Well, he is the strong and handsome man that protects them without asking for sev in ovchanae in a world

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Anonymous 200 You got a Huge Rupee! Return This Rupee is worth a whopping two hundred Rupees! 07/02/24(Tue)10:42:05 No.681504169 >gets a bazillion rupees >bag is already full F---. Post more frustrating vidya moments 33 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:46:08 No.681504503 How is it frustrating? Your bag is full because there's nothing to spend rupees on Anonymous Help 72 KB PNG value drops 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:49 No.681504708 >play wow >inventory is full >almost done quest >don't want to go back to town until quest is done >have to start selectively deleting items to make room for higher >eventually hit a point where you can't figure out what the most worthless item to delete is to make room for the loot you want to pick up
Anonymous 200 You got a Huge Rupee! Return This Rupee is worth a whopping two hundred Rupees! 07/02/24(Tue)10:42:05 No.681504169 >gets a bazillion rupees >bag is already full F---. Post more frustrating vidya moments 33 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:46:08 No.681504503 How is it frustrating? Your bag is full because there's nothing to spend rupees on Anonymous Help 72 KB PNG value drops 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:49 No.681504708 >play wow >inventory is full >almost done quest >don't want to go back to town until quest is done >have to start selectively deleting items to make room for higher >eventually hit a point where you can't figure out what the most worthless item to delete is to make room for the loot you want to pick up

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