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Anonymous (ID: xzu3MBEh) 06/24/24(Mon)06:36:54 No.472017906 3690ADEB-5368-4F5C-B421-B929AAD12FF3.jpg 320 KB JPG >the west takes 10 million nip girls >the east takes 10 million white bois Birth rate crisis solved

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous 71 KB JPG Anonymuos 07/02/24(Tue)09:55:05 No.268372545 >I need a break from modern haremshit in fantasy anime >decide to read Berserk as a change of pace >the girls in Gut's party all want to jump on his d--- god dammit >>268372545 (OP) # >decide to read berserk pics or it didn't happen Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:56:53 No.268372591 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:32 No.268372608 Your fault for indulging in that s--- in the first place. Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:38 No.268372655 Guts is just a boring gary stu Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:21:13 No.268373318 >the only one he's interested in is a crazy bitch this trope needs to stop Anonymous >>268372545 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:36:10 No.268373753 Well, he is the strong and handsome man that protects them without asking for sev in ovchanae in a world

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Anonymous 200 You got a Huge Rupee! Return This Rupee is worth a whopping two hundred Rupees! 07/02/24(Tue)10:42:05 No.681504169 >gets a bazillion rupees >bag is already full F---. Post more frustrating vidya moments 33 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:46:08 No.681504503 How is it frustrating? Your bag is full because there's nothing to spend rupees on Anonymous Help 72 KB PNG value drops 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:49 No.681504708 >play wow >inventory is full >almost done quest >don't want to go back to town until quest is done >have to start selectively deleting items to make room for higher >eventually hit a point where you can't figure out what the most worthless item to delete is to make room for the loot you want to pick up

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Anon doesn’t like the boy and the heron | /r/Greentext

10:49 USE WINGMAN AI [Advertise on 4chan] 5G Anonymous The Boy and the Heron thread 349 KB JPG 07/02/24(Tue)10:10:20 No.268372986 >movie is called The Boy and the Heron >it's not about the relationship between the Boy and the Heron Unfocused movie. It keeps introducing new elements while having a thin excuse of rescuing someone. It wasn't a journey, Miyazaki was making stuff up as he went. His previous stories had tight stories, this one felt way more schizophrenic. It's nott a bad movie though, it just loses its way after the boy goes to the magical world. Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:13:12 No.268373076 Will his next movie be the nausicaä sequel? >>268373128 # Anonymous >>268372986 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:14:47 No.268373125 Should have had just a bit more sailing and weird island encounters. Less parakeets too. >>268373315 # Anonymous >>268373076 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:14:50 No.268373128 >his next >took him over 7 years to make his last movie boards.4chan.org

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Piracy Manga anon gatekeeping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:25:15 No.268373441 >he downloads his manga instead of just reading them online Why are you like this? 106 KB JPG Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:26:36 No.268373475 How do I know it will still be there tomorrow? A year from now? Ten years from now? >>268373595 # >>268373738 # Anonymous >>268373475 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:31:02 No.268373595 You will be married to an ugly fat woman 10 years from now and will have no time for manga Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:33:50 No.268373690 >>268373441 (OP) # >read manga online >chapter missing >chapter missing >suddenly low res chapter >chapter skipped >randomly changes to comic sans mtl scan >second half missing entirely Anonymous >>268373475 # 07/02/24(Tue)10:35:41 No.268373738 the same way you know that ten years from now your hard drives will still work

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Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:00 No.78024643 Man-of-Constant-Sorrow-1-1024x683.jpg 91 KB JPG >IIIIII AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW >I'VE SEEN TROUBLE ALL MY DAYS

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Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue)10:43:30 No.78024634 >got so lonely and worn out after never having any affection or attention from a girl ever that at 29 | finally said f--- it and agreed to be a cuck for a hot girl off tinder. Been doing this for almost 200 days. Her date from yesterday and her are asleep together in the bedroom. I just woke up. I sleep in a sleeping bag in the basement of our rental. Getting up to make breakfast and bring it in to them, but not until 10:30am. How tf did it get like this. 110 KB JPG I hate my life. I cannot f------ believe this is my life. Why did I have to get f----- over? By random chance? Genetics? Upbringing? Now all this? I am so depressed bros. 29 year old f------ virgin and the only way I have ever gotten any female attention is this s---. Literally being a f------ cuck. This sucks. S--- makes me want to cry ngl. But I hate being alone. I hate being outcast over and over and years and years of being unnoticed and uncared for. I hate that as people we need connection. I hate that as men (not gay) we desire women so badly. We want to care for them and have them care for us. I just cannot go back to being invisible. But the only way I am seen is if my life is this pure s---. You dont need to give me sympathy or whatever. There is just nowhere else I can put this rant that people will understand. Posted on reddit and twitter about it and everyone said I should be thankful she lets me be in her life. I am slightly, but I wish it did not have to be with me as an actual, literal f------ cuck. Why are men so unequal? w-- did we f--- up to get like this? It sucks too because I am pretty chill, so sometimes I will try to talk to her dates or be, idk, just casual with them, and they duck me every time. Maybe they think I am weird. For sure they think I am pathetic, but who tf can

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Anonymous A Gangsta's Life Ain't Fun" N.W.H. 167 KB JPG 07/02/24 (Tue)09:45:49 No.36374577 >be chaser >notice all the trannies are saving up for their dream of getting Final Fantasy Seven >offer to pay for all of it if they let me have unfettered access to their bodies >I have had a.... "date" (lol) with a new t----- every night for the past 2 weeks >they're all incredibly grateful for some reason At first I was like "it's this easy???" And then I found out how much stamina it takes to take a girl to pound town every night. I don't know why you girls care so much about an old video game but hey, if I can help you with your dreams we both win! The only thing is, I wish you'd stop being so weird about it. This one girl, I'm like "it's just a game ha ha" and she got mad.

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Anonymous 964 KB PNG to r--- violently Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)09:57:50 No.363746 >be me ftm >Chest hurts from vaping too much >Penis hurts from masturbating too much >Eyes hurt from staring at screen playing cod too much >Heart hurts from overflowing with love for trans girl cuties who I want 07/02/24(Tue)09:59:26 No.363746 can i get a cis boy like this Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # 07/02/24(Tue)10:06:19 No.363746 do u also bottom?... can we take turns?... >>36374698 # Anonymous >>36374642 (OP) # >ftm >Penis 07/02/24(Tue)10:07:36 No.363746 girl what are you talking about >>36374706 #

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Anon plays snowbreak | /r/Greentext

Snowbreak thread 3.68 MB WEBM >Only gacha where you get to marry girls and its considered canon and will be acknowledged in the story. Unlike other gachas where the girls never act like you married them in events or story stuff Snowbreak DAMN this game is so INNOVATIONAL. Thoughts? 07/02/24(Tue)10:34:58 No.681503603 Anonymous Buy an ad >>681503681 # >>681504102 # Anonymous >>681503603 # seethe, f----- 07/02/24(Tue)10:35:55 No.681503681 it's okay to talk about games especially based games like snowbreak Anonymous 218 KB PNG 07/02/24(Tue)10:40:54 No.681504074 >>681503025 (OP) # I stopped playing this game back in December, you guys are insufferable bunchs.

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it. Anonymous 56 KB JPG Anonymous 1.07 MB PNG 07/02/24(Tue)10:41:27 No.681504114 >huge ass area >completely empty aside from a few enemies, not even any treasures to find. Why is this so common in the dlc? Did they run out of time/budget/ideas? It feels like such a waste 07/02/24(Tue)10:48:13 No.681504667 >Elden Ring tards are now pretending this is a DLC only problem I doubt... you could even imagine >See a bunch of Skeletons guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Poisonbloom in that corpse. That which commanded the stars. >See a bunch of Poison Mushrooms guarding a corpse, kill them and find an Arteria Leaf in that corpse. Giving life... its fullest brilliance. >See a bunch of Wolves guarding two corpses, kill them and find a Glowstone and a Golden Rune (1) in those corpses. THE ELDEN RING!!! >See a bunch of Bats guarding a corpse, kill them and find a Golden Rune (1) in that corpse. Exact same thing happens less than 5 minutes later. OOOOOHHHHH, ELDEN RING!!! >See a bunch of Highwaymen guarding a chest, kill them and find 5 Mushrooms in that chest. Shattered...

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Board /v/ - Video Games 〈〉 STILL WAKES DEEP THE Settings Mobile Home MV5BMmFkZjlyNzUtZjMxZC00NTY2LTk4ZDMtYjdlMjEzZjhhZDhlXkEyXk >Still wakes the deep what does that even mean? 102 KB JPG

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Anonymous 174 KB JPG address stick drift [Advertise on 4chan] 07/02/24(Tue)10:38:44 No.681503892 >first-party official controllers >infamously prone to stick drift >compatibility with other platforms are either spotty or non-existent >costs an arm and a leg >third-party chinese controllers >hall effect sticks specifically to >works with a bunch of different platforms >cheap as s--- what is the catch here? Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:39:45 No.681503980 >>681503892 (OP) # >pic peak bugman, NPC aesthetic/setup >>681504276 # Anonymous 07/02/24(Tue)10:41:57 No.681504151 >>681503892 (OP) # they look like this 288 KB PNG >>681504249 # >>681504276 # >>681504298 # >>681504410 #

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