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: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Its so unfair bros | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (+1 2 15 KB JPG : Anonymous ay carumba 11/04/23(Sat)05:51:48 No.189523768 USA >wins independence in 1783 >becomes a superpower in only 162 years (1945) it's over for us Mexicans meanwhile Mexico >wins independence in 1821 >is still a s------- 202 years later 11/04/23(Sat)05:52:36 No.189523799
: Anonymous (+1 2 15 KB JPG : Anonymous ay carumba 11/04/23(Sat)05:51:48 No.189523768 USA >wins independence in 1783 >becomes a superpower in only 162 years (1945) it's over for us Mexicans meanwhile Mexico >wins independence in 1821 >is still a s------- 202 years later 11/04/23(Sat)05:52:36 No.189523799

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Anon blames black people | /r/Greentext

>be me >told having a gf is the best thing that could possibly happen >get one on discord >instantly despise her and want to kill her >hate it when shes remotely affectionate to me >keep making excuses never to meet up >leave This isnt the happiness I was promised you n------ lied to me
>be me >told having a gf is the best thing that could possibly happen >get one on discord >instantly despise her and want to kill her >hate it when shes remotely affectionate to me >keep making excuses never to meet up >leave This isnt the happiness I was promised you n------ lied to me

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Anon plays Angry Birds. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB PNG No.75294459 >has probably f----- every angry bird 11/04/23(Sat)06:10:20 >only protects 3 eggs when she can give birth to more >sees pigs want the eggs >shows up like halfway through the game >gives birth to an atomic egg midair >egg explodes and kills pigs >her body size shrinks and she even has a little smirk on her face >sits there for the rest of the round is she a bird w----?
Anonymous 54 KB PNG No.75294459 >has probably f----- every angry bird 11/04/23(Sat)06:10:20 >only protects 3 eggs when she can give birth to more >sees pigs want the eggs >shows up like halfway through the game >gives birth to an atomic egg midair >egg explodes and kills pigs >her body size shrinks and she even has a little smirk on her face >sits there for the rest of the round is she a bird w----?

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Anon has a theory on incel stuff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>30081109 # I think low self esteem can become sentient and take over bodies like a parasite. Incel stuff is how the low self esteem parasite infects new hosts. It's actually low self esteem making those posts, capturing anon as a mindslave. 11/02/23(Thu)05:25:18 No.30082377 >>30082393 #
: Anonymous >>30081109 # I think low self esteem can become sentient and take over bodies like a parasite. Incel stuff is how the low self esteem parasite infects new hosts. It's actually low self esteem making those posts, capturing anon as a mindslave. 11/02/23(Thu)05:25:18 No.30082377 >>30082393 #

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Somerset Gimp banned | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years Joshua Hunt, a self-employed gardener from Claverham, North Somerset, had been linked by police to 25 incidents across the county over the past five years. ⒸFriday 3 November 2023 16:15, UK Joshua Hunt i am being Oppressed 11/04/23(Sat)02:40:26 No.11145765 Anonymous Anonymous gim.png 675 KB PNG 11/04/23 (Sat)02:43:45 No.11145769 nobodys shocked or frightened in that one video of him and they just kind of pity him for attention w------ instead II 11/04/23(Sat)03:00:59 No.11145781 throbbing gristle already did everything like fifty years ago it's not possible to even interest people with this stuff much less shock them Anonymous i just want to live my life in peace 11/04/23 (Sat)03:07:39 No.11145787
Anonymous Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years Joshua Hunt, a self-employed gardener from Claverham, North Somerset, had been linked by police to 25 incidents across the county over the past five years. ⒸFriday 3 November 2023 16:15, UK Joshua Hunt i am being Oppressed 11/04/23(Sat)02:40:26 No.11145765 Anonymous Anonymous gim.png 675 KB PNG 11/04/23 (Sat)02:43:45 No.11145769 nobodys shocked or frightened in that one video of him and they just kind of pity him for attention w------ instead II 11/04/23(Sat)03:00:59 No.11145781 throbbing gristle already did everything like fifty years ago it's not possible to even interest people with this stuff much less shock them Anonymous i just want to live my life in peace 11/04/23 (Sat)03:07:39 No.11145787

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Anon discovers the true origin story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 168771150 MB 8852 394345 FV 1553 ZF6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 based Anonymous big if true 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075
Anonymous 168771150 MB 8852 394345 FV 1553 ZF6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 based Anonymous big if true 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075

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Anon wants a killer gf | /r/Greentext

>I want a demon, alien girl like in elfen lied who is strong and kill everybody, she even try to kill me but she fall in love with me after i save her from an attack. >WE BOTH HATE HUMANITY, we have no friends, just eachother which is the best thing ever because i always wanted a girl who had nothing but me. >We both were abused and we want to find true love and we will both die for eachother. >it s awesome that i can have a gf who is able to kill people but she protect me and love me, make me feel special. >I will want her to kill feminists, liberals first so the planet will be more pure, only love not sexual freedom aka degeneracy. 94 KB JPG
>I want a demon, alien girl like in elfen lied who is strong and kill everybody, she even try to kill me but she fall in love with me after i save her from an attack. >WE BOTH HATE HUMANITY, we have no friends, just eachother which is the best thing ever because i always wanted a girl who had nothing but me. >We both were abused and we want to find true love and we will both die for eachother. >it s awesome that i can have a gf who is able to kill people but she protect me and love me, make me feel special. >I will want her to kill feminists, liberals first so the planet will be more pure, only love not sexual freedom aka degeneracy. 94 KB JPG

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MAP can't draw a map | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply
Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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If only the church had never existed, society would be so much more advanced | /r/Greentext

ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw
ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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anon has an idea | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I think I'm just going to edge...god damn even the thought of it is already making my d--- hard... 11/03/23(Fri)23:56:29 No.75292399 It's okay... I'll just edge and then put my d--- away. I'll survive. In fact it's better this way because if I edge every once in a while it gives me something to look forward to throughout the month. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna edge my brains out tonight and it's gonna feel GOOD. Then I'll just stop right there and sleep tight. See you later bros! >>75292454 # >>75292463 # >>75292478 # Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:03:09 No.75292454 96 KR RNC >>75292399 # I just f------ nutted goddamn.... 0.75292442 I think I and
Anonymous I think I'm just going to edge...god damn even the thought of it is already making my d--- hard... 11/03/23(Fri)23:56:29 No.75292399 It's okay... I'll just edge and then put my d--- away. I'll survive. In fact it's better this way because if I edge every once in a while it gives me something to look forward to throughout the month. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna edge my brains out tonight and it's gonna feel GOOD. Then I'll just stop right there and sleep tight. See you later bros! >>75292454 # >>75292463 # >>75292478 # Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:03:09 No.75292454 96 KR RNC >>75292399 # I just f------ nutted goddamn.... 0.75292442 I think I and

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anon hates film review | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1255.jpg (1.18 MB, 1980x3052) Eeyos SUKA MEARUTI O Lost In Translation ☐/tv/ This movie filters many Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)22:10:31 No.191700667 [Reply] Just saw this again with my wife 34 and I'm 36 and she started crying when I refused to agree that bill Murray cheated on his bitch wife. It transcended anything contractual and was a deeper movie about finding yourself and a soulmate. This is such a great filter for people who can't see past their nose (sorry love you still baby) and should be used as a litmus for peoples emotional iq Also that scar Jo ass Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:18:02 No.191705162 >>191704944 >More wasted dubs >>191704984 I'm in my f------ 40s. You're obviously some narcissistic zoomer p------------ crowding up this board with your s----- memes and internet lingo. F--- off back to /b/ or whatever human cesspool on the internet you came from you f------ genetic abomination.
File: IMG_1255.jpg (1.18 MB, 1980x3052) Eeyos SUKA MEARUTI O Lost In Translation ☐/tv/ This movie filters many Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)22:10:31 No.191700667 [Reply] Just saw this again with my wife 34 and I'm 36 and she started crying when I refused to agree that bill Murray cheated on his bitch wife. It transcended anything contractual and was a deeper movie about finding yourself and a soulmate. This is such a great filter for people who can't see past their nose (sorry love you still baby) and should be used as a litmus for peoples emotional iq Also that scar Jo ass Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:18:02 No.191705162 >>191704944 >More wasted dubs >>191704984 I'm in my f------ 40s. You're obviously some narcissistic zoomer p------------ crowding up this board with your s----- memes and internet lingo. F--- off back to /b/ or whatever human cesspool on the internet you came from you f------ genetic abomination.

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lazy rains | /r/Greentext

irina !!L4bkjjJgWmr 108 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)06:37:33 No.75293061 ENTJ >Lazy day and got wet from pouring rajn so dont cook >Eat a big slice of pizza, bag of chips and gulp down a monster and coke cans How do you f------ manage to SURVIVE on this GOD AWFUL DIET??? 286 KB JPG >Stomach hurts all day >I didnt even enjoy it that much One evening it took to knock me out and I just feel nasty and you fat f---- eat this daily Holy f--- I am never eating unhealthy again I swear 11/04/23(Sat)06:40:24 No.75293086 >>75293061 (OP) # I'm sorry you have such a s--- metabolism probably jewish 11/04/23 (Sat)06:42:09 No.75293100 : Anonymous >>75293061 (OP) # I treat my body like s--- in the hopes that I die sooner. Smoke 40 a day, inject Test E, Sustanon, Tren, drink 10 pints a night, nothing but greasy food and protein shakes. I cant wait to have a catastrophic heart attack and be f------ done with it all.
irina !!L4bkjjJgWmr 108 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)06:37:33 No.75293061 ENTJ >Lazy day and got wet from pouring rajn so dont cook >Eat a big slice of pizza, bag of chips and gulp down a monster and coke cans How do you f------ manage to SURVIVE on this GOD AWFUL DIET??? 286 KB JPG >Stomach hurts all day >I didnt even enjoy it that much One evening it took to knock me out and I just feel nasty and you fat f---- eat this daily Holy f--- I am never eating unhealthy again I swear 11/04/23(Sat)06:40:24 No.75293086 >>75293061 (OP) # I'm sorry you have such a s--- metabolism probably jewish 11/04/23 (Sat)06:42:09 No.75293100 : Anonymous >>75293061 (OP) # I treat my body like s--- in the hopes that I die sooner. Smoke 40 a day, inject Test E, Sustanon, Tren, drink 10 pints a night, nothing but greasy food and protein shakes. I cant wait to have a catastrophic heart attack and be f------ done with it all.

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Anon is a gooner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 11/04/23 (Sat)07:31:12 No.656304241 >finish videogame >immediately look up p--- of the hottest female characters
: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 11/04/23 (Sat)07:31:12 No.656304241 >finish videogame >immediately look up p--- of the hottest female characters

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each burger is beneath than a dollar each | /r/Greentext

nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 0 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # >>9006205 # : Anonymous >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy
nuggets.jpg 478 KB JPG What is your largest fast food order? : Anonymous 0 >>9005626 (OP) i was in the phillipines and ordered 30 yum burgers from jollibees because they were so cheap my action caused a huge scene because i was in a remote city that rarely sees white people, and the magnitude of burgers i ordered >>9006183 # >>9006205 # : Anonymous >>9006160 >Never see a white person in all 35 years of your life >Hear stories about how much they eat >Think that impossible, nobody could stomach that much! >One day, skinny white man arrives >Astounding! >What a novelty! >But surely the rumors must be false, see how thin he is >Follow him into local Jollibees to confirm >He orders 30 f------ burgers >3 f------ 0 >Go home to wife >Tell her we must sell everything >Need to open hotdog stand in America >We will be fabulously wealthy

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Anon describes the plot of Shield Hero | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 04/29/21 (Thu)13:34:58 No.221298210 >>221298377 >>221298550 >>221298616 >>221299358 >>221299429 >>22130087.1 >>221295671 >be slave trader v >person enters your tent, clearly an outlander >"where I am from we don't practice slavery, but though no fault of my own I must buy one" >sell him the beautiful and pure and demure and strong warrior princess you happen to have for a bargain price despite being a no name saleman >get the money, go buy more slaves >return to the city, outlander enters your caravan >"I have taught the people how to have 3 field crop rotation and how to cook their food, it has made me fabulosuly rich. My homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some" >sell him a couple of beautiful, nubile, pure and exotic elven slaves you happen to have for cheap despite being a poor salesman >take the money to buy more slaves, funding a few slave catchers to help you >return, the outlander enters your shop >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some, I recently showed the local lord how to temper his swords, and he requests more" >sell him a dozen young pure nubile female dwarves (which in this setting are just loli elves) >leave, take the money to hire a mercenary company to capture more slaves >return, the outlander enters your upscale store >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I need more, as I have introduced foods from my homeland that are infinitely more delicious than anything in this world" >sell him a couple of beautiful pure noble oni that can work as cooks >take money, use it to fund a military expedition to capture slaves >return, outlander enters your palace >"the king was so impressed by me that he abdicated in favor of me, I am now the king, my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some...."
□ Anonymous 04/29/21 (Thu)13:34:58 No.221298210 >>221298377 >>221298550 >>221298616 >>221299358 >>221299429 >>22130087.1 >>221295671 >be slave trader v >person enters your tent, clearly an outlander >"where I am from we don't practice slavery, but though no fault of my own I must buy one" >sell him the beautiful and pure and demure and strong warrior princess you happen to have for a bargain price despite being a no name saleman >get the money, go buy more slaves >return to the city, outlander enters your caravan >"I have taught the people how to have 3 field crop rotation and how to cook their food, it has made me fabulosuly rich. My homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some" >sell him a couple of beautiful, nubile, pure and exotic elven slaves you happen to have for cheap despite being a poor salesman >take the money to buy more slaves, funding a few slave catchers to help you >return, the outlander enters your shop >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some, I recently showed the local lord how to temper his swords, and he requests more" >sell him a dozen young pure nubile female dwarves (which in this setting are just loli elves) >leave, take the money to hire a mercenary company to capture more slaves >return, the outlander enters your upscale store >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I need more, as I have introduced foods from my homeland that are infinitely more delicious than anything in this world" >sell him a couple of beautiful pure noble oni that can work as cooks >take money, use it to fund a military expedition to capture slaves >return, outlander enters your palace >"the king was so impressed by me that he abdicated in favor of me, I am now the king, my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some...."

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Anon wants to fuck Alice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>3252178 (OP) # If Alice is my sister i will f--- her If Alice is my mother i will f--- her If Alice is my daughter i will f--- her If Alice is my cousin i will f--- her If Alice is not blood-related to me i will hesitate but i will f--- her >>3256518 # 11/01/23(Wed)17:59:24 No.3256412
Anonymous >>3252178 (OP) # If Alice is my sister i will f--- her If Alice is my mother i will f--- her If Alice is my daughter i will f--- her If Alice is my cousin i will f--- her If Alice is not blood-related to me i will hesitate but i will f--- her >>3256518 # 11/01/23(Wed)17:59:24 No.3256412

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[Return] File: 6d >> talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 45d4ea1c061fe92fb().pg (133 KB, 1024x768) Hay 2948 9 7 08 10 11 12 10 14 18 93 17 15 10 ***NSS KERBE # EX >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish That's just called beign normal. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:14:46 No.246720816 ► >>246720588 (OP) obviously >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:07 No.246720835246722721 HEH. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:22 No.24672084624572 File: 1657112906298.jpg (73 KB, 789x867) ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:10:32 No.246720588 ► >>246720698 >>245720816 >>246720835>>246720846246720866>>245720969 >>246721075>>246721105>>245721356 >>246721369 > >>248721876 >>246722468 >>246722505>>246722620 >>248722670 >>245722719 >>24672274>>246722877 >>246722880 >>246722939>>246723327 >>246723573 >>246723601 >>246723660 >>246723668 >> >>246723910 >>24672426946724421 >>246724608 >>246724648 >>246724935>>246724955>>246725108>>246725198>>246725300 >>246725477 >>246725931 >>246726205>>246726407246726733 >> >>248729937 >>246730370>>246730788 >>246731220 >>246731585>>246732397>>246736971 >>246737918 >>246739137 >>246739140 >>246739164>>246739253 >>246739469>>246740344>>246741027 >> >>246743286 >>246743983 >>246744108>>24671225>>246744341 >>246746411>>246747700 >>246749061 >>246753053246755591 >>2467554>>246756000 >>246756528 >>246757162 >>246757523 >> ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)18:09:41 No.246723660 File: lol.gif (1.74 MB, 177x150) 22246/20568 (0) adult woman fetish >this is official art Did someone at Gainax have an adult woman fetish? >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish TICK Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:12:44 No.246720698246722721 Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:45:41 No.246730870 ► File: 1671936313574.jpg (174 KB, 1684x1560) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)02:54:50 No.246744341 ► File: ClgKT3mWgAAbO1N.jpg (88 KB, 779x960) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sui)09.57.36 No.246758528 Ide heb ing (28 KH, 477x) ■ Did I seriously read this? 12/24/22(Sat)18:52:45 No.246725581 >>246725681 File: 1671478680540100.png (610 KB, 921x920) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) > adult woman fetish 10/10 bait Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:16:38 N >>246720588 (OP) the absolute state of /a/... Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:55:09 No.246730788 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish? Most normal /a/ poster Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)17:23:48 No.246721356 ▶ File: kill yourself.jpg (46 KB, 533x670) BASED GOD. put me in the screencap FWA Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:17:00 No.246720969 ► File: 60D372DC-799F-4940-962C-2().jpg (90 KB, 680x669) KILL YOURSELF PLEASE AUTISM >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Imagine being this much of a h---/p---, the occurrence of sex with adult woman subconsciously feels like the outlier. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish 240120 CH Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21 *adult woman tebsh File: Gunsmith cats Nikki surprise.jpg (88 KB, 572x403) 10 ARE YOU WELL? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21:03:12 No.246731220 File: 1634151642471.gif (342 KB, 256x256) DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? >>246723160 Everyone has their own tastes >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish THANK YOU... fortyBURN HEALS! ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:24:59 No.246721424 ► >>245722 File: 1593634186730.jpg (209 KB, 580x580) THIS GUY IS A F------ IDIOT. 0 22248/20500 (SOL) >adult woman fetish? wow ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:25:44 No.246721464 246722721 File: mzha.gif (1.32 MB, 640x450) >adult woman fetish don't put me in the screencap ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:50:58 No.246722734 ► File: 1593692203231.png (818 KB, 1330x1080) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)04:09:27 No.246746411 ► File: 69C7F2FD-C189-48A3 BODC-9(...).png (67 KB, 292x257) >>246720588 (OP) • >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sur)09.36.53 No. 248755501 File: 1330905362705.png (42 KD, 499x330) >>246720588 (OP) >adult won an fetish >>246722721 >Being this far gone There is no hope for you. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish The proper term is hagphilia, please get it right next time anon. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)01:28:04 No.2467410 File: 1444230177454.jpg (4 KB, 190x190). ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:33:29 No.246735244 Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)09:45:17 No.24675 File: Stare.jpg (27 KB, 680x622) File: 06ca9b9e0dbe8e00c38ced2b7(...).png (215 K >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)20:03:35 No.246728659 >>246720588 (OP) Ah yes, scantily clad women of breedable age, the most improbable fetish of all ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)05:13:25 No.246747 File: 1643146807769.jpg (29 KB, 343x440) 3 >anime fans are so degenerate that they consider f------ adult women to be a "fetish" >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Please put me in the • screencap ● ■ Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:31:05 No.246739137 ► File: 1668295967917289.png (30 KB, 157x101) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish .. Never change /a/ Never change ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:56:35 No.24673 File: Brol' Up.jpg (35 KB, 425x319) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)18:13:41 No.246723 >>246720588 (OP) so this is why anno seethe at otakus Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:42:39 No.246739469>246739 >>246720588 (OP) >Adult women fetish Maybe human extinction isn't such a bad thing after all.
[Return] File: 6d >> talog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 45d4ea1c061fe92fb().pg (133 KB, 1024x768) Hay 2948 9 7 08 10 11 12 10 14 18 93 17 15 10 ***NSS KERBE # EX >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish That's just called beign normal. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:14:46 No.246720816 ► >>246720588 (OP) obviously >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:07 No.246720835246722721 HEH. Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:15:22 No.24672084624572 File: 1657112906298.jpg (73 KB, 789x867) ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:10:32 No.246720588 ► >>246720698 >>245720816 >>246720835>>246720846246720866>>245720969 >>246721075>>246721105>>245721356 >>246721369 > >>248721876 >>246722468 >>246722505>>246722620 >>248722670 >>245722719 >>24672274>>246722877 >>246722880 >>246722939>>246723327 >>246723573 >>246723601 >>246723660 >>246723668 >> >>246723910 >>24672426946724421 >>246724608 >>246724648 >>246724935>>246724955>>246725108>>246725198>>246725300 >>246725477 >>246725931 >>246726205>>246726407246726733 >> >>248729937 >>246730370>>246730788 >>246731220 >>246731585>>246732397>>246736971 >>246737918 >>246739137 >>246739140 >>246739164>>246739253 >>246739469>>246740344>>246741027 >> >>246743286 >>246743983 >>246744108>>24671225>>246744341 >>246746411>>246747700 >>246749061 >>246753053246755591 >>2467554>>246756000 >>246756528 >>246757162 >>246757523 >> ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)18:09:41 No.246723660 File: lol.gif (1.74 MB, 177x150) 22246/20568 (0) adult woman fetish >this is official art Did someone at Gainax have an adult woman fetish? >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish TICK Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:12:44 No.246720698246722721 Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:45:41 No.246730870 ► File: 1671936313574.jpg (174 KB, 1684x1560) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)02:54:50 No.246744341 ► File: ClgKT3mWgAAbO1N.jpg (88 KB, 779x960) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sui)09.57.36 No.246758528 Ide heb ing (28 KH, 477x) ■ Did I seriously read this? 12/24/22(Sat)18:52:45 No.246725581 >>246725681 File: 1671478680540100.png (610 KB, 921x920) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish >>246720588 (OP) > adult woman fetish 10/10 bait Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:16:38 N >>246720588 (OP) the absolute state of /a/... Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)20:55:09 No.246730788 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish? Most normal /a/ poster Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)17:23:48 No.246721356 ▶ File: kill yourself.jpg (46 KB, 533x670) BASED GOD. put me in the screencap FWA Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:17:00 No.246720969 ► File: 60D372DC-799F-4940-962C-2().jpg (90 KB, 680x669) KILL YOURSELF PLEASE AUTISM >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Imagine being this much of a h---/p---, the occurrence of sex with adult woman subconsciously feels like the outlier. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish 240120 CH Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21 *adult woman tebsh File: Gunsmith cats Nikki surprise.jpg (88 KB, 572x403) 10 ARE YOU WELL? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)21:03:12 No.246731220 File: 1634151642471.gif (342 KB, 256x256) DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? >>246723160 Everyone has their own tastes >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish THANK YOU... fortyBURN HEALS! ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:24:59 No.246721424 ► >>245722 File: 1593634186730.jpg (209 KB, 580x580) THIS GUY IS A F------ IDIOT. 0 22248/20500 (SOL) >adult woman fetish? wow ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:25:44 No.246721464 246722721 File: mzha.gif (1.32 MB, 640x450) >adult woman fetish don't put me in the screencap ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)17:50:58 No.246722734 ► File: 1593692203231.png (818 KB, 1330x1080) ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)04:09:27 No.246746411 ► File: 69C7F2FD-C189-48A3 BODC-9(...).png (67 KB, 292x257) >>246720588 (OP) • >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sur)09.36.53 No. 248755501 File: 1330905362705.png (42 KD, 499x330) >>246720588 (OP) >adult won an fetish >>246722721 >Being this far gone There is no hope for you. >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish The proper term is hagphilia, please get it right next time anon. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)01:28:04 No.2467410 File: 1444230177454.jpg (4 KB, 190x190). ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:33:29 No.246735244 Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)09:45:17 No.24675 File: Stare.jpg (27 KB, 680x622) File: 06ca9b9e0dbe8e00c38ced2b7(...).png (215 K >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)20:03:35 No.246728659 >>246720588 (OP) Ah yes, scantily clad women of breedable age, the most improbable fetish of all ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)05:13:25 No.246747 File: 1643146807769.jpg (29 KB, 343x440) 3 >anime fans are so degenerate that they consider f------ adult women to be a "fetish" >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Please put me in the • screencap ● ■ Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:31:05 No.246739137 ► File: 1668295967917289.png (30 KB, 157x101) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish .. Never change /a/ Never change ■ Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)22:56:35 No.24673 File: Brol' Up.jpg (35 KB, 425x319) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/24/22 (Sat)18:13:41 No.246723 >>246720588 (OP) so this is why anno seethe at otakus Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)00:42:39 No.246739469>246739 >>246720588 (OP) >Adult women fetish Maybe human extinction isn't such a bad thing after all.

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