□ Anonymous 04/29/21 (Thu)13:34:58 No.221298210 >>221298377 >>221298550 >>221298616 >>221299358 >>221299429 >>22130087.1 >>221295671 >be slave trader v >person enters your tent, clearly an outlander >"where I am from we don't practice slavery, but though no fault of my own I must buy one" >sell him the beautiful and pure and demure and strong warrior princess you happen to have for a bargain price despite being a no name saleman >get the money, go buy more slaves >return to the city, outlander enters your caravan >"I have taught the people how to have 3 field crop rotation and how to cook their food, it has made me fabulosuly rich. My homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some" >sell him a couple of beautiful, nubile, pure and exotic elven slaves you happen to have for cheap despite being a poor salesman >take the money to buy more slaves, funding a few slave catchers to help you >return, the outlander enters your shop >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some, I recently showed the local lord how to temper his swords, and he requests more" >sell him a dozen young pure nubile female dwarves (which in this setting are just loli elves) >leave, take the money to hire a mercenary company to capture more slaves >return, the outlander enters your upscale store >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I need more, as I have introduced foods from my homeland that are infinitely more delicious than anything in this world" >sell him a couple of beautiful pure noble oni that can work as cooks >take money, use it to fund a military expedition to capture slaves >return, outlander enters your palace >"the king was so impressed by me that he abdicated in favor of me, I am now the king, my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some...."

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Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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□ Anonymous 04/29/21 (Thu)13:34:58 No.221298210 >>221298377 >>221298550 >>221298616 >>221299358 >>221299429 >>22130087.1 >>221295671 >be slave trader v >person enters your tent, clearly an outlander >"where I am from we don't practice slavery, but though no fault of my own I must buy one" >sell him the beautiful and pure and demure and strong warrior princess you happen to have for a bargain price despite being a no name saleman >get the money, go buy more slaves >return to the city, outlander enters your caravan >"I have taught the people how to have 3 field crop rotation and how to cook their food, it has made me fabulosuly rich. My homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some" >sell him a couple of beautiful, nubile, pure and exotic elven slaves you happen to have for cheap despite being a poor salesman >take the money to buy more slaves, funding a few slave catchers to help you >return, the outlander enters your shop >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some, I recently showed the local lord how to temper his swords, and he requests more" >sell him a dozen young pure nubile female dwarves (which in this setting are just loli elves) >leave, take the money to hire a mercenary company to capture more slaves >return, the outlander enters your upscale store >"my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I need more, as I have introduced foods from my homeland that are infinitely more delicious than anything in this world" >sell him a couple of beautiful pure noble oni that can work as cooks >take money, use it to fund a military expedition to capture slaves >return, outlander enters your palace >"the king was so impressed by me that he abdicated in favor of me, I am now the king, my homeland does not condone of slavery, but I must buy some...."

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