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: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?

Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?

: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous (+1 2 15 KB JPG : Anonymous ay carumba 11/04/23(Sat)05:51:48 No.189523768 USA >wins independence in 1783 >becomes a superpower in only 162 years (1945) it's over for us Mexicans meanwhile Mexico >wins independence in 1821 >is still a s------- 202 years later 11/04/23(Sat)05:52:36 No.189523799

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>be me >told having a gf is the best thing that could possibly happen >get one on discord >instantly despise her and want to kill her >hate it when shes remotely affectionate to me >keep making excuses never to meet up >leave This isnt the happiness I was promised you n------ lied to me

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Anonymous 54 KB PNG No.75294459 >has probably f----- every angry bird 11/04/23(Sat)06:10:20 >only protects 3 eggs when she can give birth to more >sees pigs want the eggs >shows up like halfway through the game >gives birth to an atomic egg midair >egg explodes and kills pigs >her body size shrinks and she even has a little smirk on her face >sits there for the rest of the round is she a bird w----?

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: Anonymous >>30081109 # I think low self esteem can become sentient and take over bodies like a parasite. Incel stuff is how the low self esteem parasite infects new hosts. It's actually low self esteem making those posts, capturing anon as a mindslave. 11/02/23(Thu)05:25:18 No.30082377 >>30082393 #

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Anonymous Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years Joshua Hunt, a self-employed gardener from Claverham, North Somerset, had been linked by police to 25 incidents across the county over the past five years. ⒸFriday 3 November 2023 16:15, UK Joshua Hunt i am being Oppressed 11/04/23(Sat)02:40:26 No.11145765 Anonymous Anonymous gim.png 675 KB PNG 11/04/23 (Sat)02:43:45 No.11145769 nobodys shocked or frightened in that one video of him and they just kind of pity him for attention w------ instead II 11/04/23(Sat)03:00:59 No.11145781 throbbing gristle already did everything like fifty years ago it's not possible to even interest people with this stuff much less shock them Anonymous i just want to live my life in peace 11/04/23 (Sat)03:07:39 No.11145787

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Anonymous 168771150 MB 8852 394345 FV 1553 ZF6-633 BB6B0149-59C3-43F2-9FE7-329FE6283F3E.jpg 25 KB JPG >look up meaning of name "Drake" >it means "snake or dragon" >the devil is referred to as both a snake and dragon in the Bible >Jesus's birth name was Yeshua, which translates a Joshua in English >MFW the Bible was the original Drake and Josh >MFW Drake Bell is the antichrist and Josh Peck is the Messiah Anonymous 04/20/21(Tue)13:26:21 No.149806974 based Anonymous big if true 04/20/21(Tue)13:28:05 No.149807034 04/20/21(Tue)13:29:09 No.149807075

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>I want a demon, alien girl like in elfen lied who is strong and kill everybody, she even try to kill me but she fall in love with me after i save her from an attack. >WE BOTH HATE HUMANITY, we have no friends, just eachother which is the best thing ever because i always wanted a girl who had nothing but me. >We both were abused and we want to find true love and we will both die for eachother. >it s awesome that i can have a gf who is able to kill people but she protect me and love me, make me feel special. >I will want her to kill feminists, liberals first so the planet will be more pure, only love not sexual freedom aka degeneracy. 94 KB JPG

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MAP can't draw a map | /r/Greentext

Board /v/ - Video Games Mavers ON TOTunj Reinhardt and Brigitte were a MAP couple Reinhardt and Brigitte were a (...) 11/04/23(Sat)03:35:27 No.656332465 MAP Rights 55 OIG (4).jpg 178 KB JPG ▼ Settings Mobile Home Reinhardt and brigitte have been dating since she was 14 since the age of consent in Germany is so low and you know it : Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)03:38:14 No.656332620 >>656332465 (OP) # >only 13 from 16 Federal states the f--- is this s--- Post a Reply

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If only the church had never existed, society would be so much more advanced | /r/Greentext

ile: 1390608610198.jpg-(35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) PooooX0000l Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri) 19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: >>29758315 >>29758618 >>29758664>>29759193 >>29760485>>29760622 >>29760818 >>29760899 >>29760903 >>29761003 >>29761055>>29761087 >>29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) >Spend most of my life copying books by hand >F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can han >Find new monastery, start all over again >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books. Boston >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead Fall >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books > Start back home >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed TABA >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself Cat >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge. >1500 year later >Be in heaven "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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Anonymous I think I'm just going to edge...god damn even the thought of it is already making my d--- hard... 11/03/23(Fri)23:56:29 No.75292399 It's okay... I'll just edge and then put my d--- away. I'll survive. In fact it's better this way because if I edge every once in a while it gives me something to look forward to throughout the month. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna edge my brains out tonight and it's gonna feel GOOD. Then I'll just stop right there and sleep tight. See you later bros! >>75292454 # >>75292463 # >>75292478 # Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:03:09 No.75292454 96 KR RNC >>75292399 # I just f------ nutted goddamn.... 0.75292442 I think I and

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anon hates film review | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1255.jpg (1.18 MB, 1980x3052) Eeyos SUKA MEARUTI O Lost In Translation ☐/tv/ This movie filters many Anonymous 11/03/23(Fri)22:10:31 No.191700667 [Reply] Just saw this again with my wife 34 and I'm 36 and she started crying when I refused to agree that bill Murray cheated on his bitch wife. It transcended anything contractual and was a deeper movie about finding yourself and a soulmate. This is such a great filter for people who can't see past their nose (sorry love you still baby) and should be used as a litmus for peoples emotional iq Also that scar Jo ass Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)00:18:02 No.191705162 >>191704944 >More wasted dubs >>191704984 I'm in my f------ 40s. You're obviously some narcissistic zoomer p------------ crowding up this board with your s----- memes and internet lingo. F--- off back to /b/ or whatever human cesspool on the internet you came from you f------ genetic abomination.

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irina !!L4bkjjJgWmr 108 KB JPG 11/04/23(Sat)06:37:33 No.75293061 ENTJ >Lazy day and got wet from pouring rajn so dont cook >Eat a big slice of pizza, bag of chips and gulp down a monster and coke cans How do you f------ manage to SURVIVE on this GOD AWFUL DIET??? 286 KB JPG >Stomach hurts all day >I didnt even enjoy it that much One evening it took to knock me out and I just feel nasty and you fat f---- eat this daily Holy f--- I am never eating unhealthy again I swear 11/04/23(Sat)06:40:24 No.75293086 >>75293061 (OP) # I'm sorry you have such a s--- metabolism probably jewish 11/04/23 (Sat)06:42:09 No.75293100 : Anonymous >>75293061 (OP) # I treat my body like s--- in the hopes that I die sooner. Smoke 40 a day, inject Test E, Sustanon, Tren, drink 10 pints a night, nothing but greasy food and protein shakes. I cant wait to have a catastrophic heart attack and be f------ done with it all.

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: Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)02:49:28 No.54002277 GUYS! HELP! I NEED HELP! F---! >see cute girl >feeling extra cheeky >decide to flirt with her because I'm a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a girl and probably will hang myself soon anyways so I have nothing to lose 43 KB JPG >she starts flirting back >she asks me for my number >I give it to her >couple hours go by and too scared to text her and she hasn't said anything >couple minutes later SHE TEXTS ME >keeps flirting with me and sending lots of emojis >asks me if I want to go out to the movies or hang out WHAT THE FUCUKKKKKKK NOOOO WHAAAAAATTttt THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A GIRL HAS MADE AN EFFORT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, AND THIS GIRL IS F------ CUTE WHAT THE F--- JS GOING ON?!?!?!? AM I BEING PRANKED?!?!??????? WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ONNNNN N N NDJSJSJJSSH I'm scared. I was just playing around now she probably thinks I'm some normie with social skills and stuff, I won't make it guys, if I go I'll get f------ destroyed, my social anxiety will give me a heart attack. FUUUCK WHY COULDNT I BE A F------ NORMAL PERSON!!!!! 25 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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