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Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.
Anonymous (ID: vY6bEWUT ) [+] Millenial check-in life update: it got worse 124 KB PNG 10/26/23(Thu)19:45:09 No.446440646 >32 next month >girlfriend left me >parents dead >rent goes up in s------- apartment that my Chinese landlord won't fix >carpool to construction site job with a bunch of 50+ boomers and one guy my age >he hanged himself this morning Look, I'm not looking for pity here, or to tell a s-- story. I work a hard job, live like s--- and can't keep a relationship together because of my own f--- ups. But why is the world around me so f------ dark? Everyone I know is barely scraping by. Kids on the demo teams share apartments with 3-4 people and still have to use the food bank.

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Anon receives advice on 4chan | /r/Greentext

File: 1681641344000299.jpg (77 KB, 423x512) HELP ME FAILED LIFE! LOLEH! Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:17:49 No.75199632 >>75199645 >>75199651 >smart >fit >attractive >affluent >had every opportunity >totally failed at life >completely unable to connect with other people whatosever >friendless >unemployed >empty meaningless life >don't even have any media i enjoy lol Imao even Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:19:01 No.75199645 >>75199632 (OP) # Seeing as this isn't /adv/, I suggest that you take a fat turd, photograph it, and post it.
File: 1681641344000299.jpg (77 KB, 423x512) HELP ME FAILED LIFE! LOLEH! Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:17:49 No.75199632 >>75199645 >>75199651 >smart >fit >attractive >affluent >had every opportunity >totally failed at life >completely unable to connect with other people whatosever >friendless >unemployed >empty meaningless life >don't even have any media i enjoy lol Imao even Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:19:01 No.75199645 >>75199632 (OP) # Seeing as this isn't /adv/, I suggest that you take a fat turd, photograph it, and post it.

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File: IMG_3197.jpg (920 KB, 1284x1053) Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 8m Harvard 'doxxing truck' parks outside students homes who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks 166 TAAR 152 Barvard's Leading Antisemites A 770 ACCURACY MEDIA SHOW || 8,680 Game respect game Anonymous (ID: M+07AgPB l= 10/26/23(Thu)13:41:01 No.446400402 >>446400876 >>446401042 >>446401075 >>446401238 >>446401482 >>446401615 >>446402054 >>446402103 >>446402477 >>446403205 >>446403476 >>446403618 >>446404610 >>446405247 >>446405478 >>446405674 >>446406264 >>446406507 >>446406660 >>446406778 >>446407046 >>446407121 >>446407821 >>446407878 >>446409358 >>446409727 >>446409887 >>446410070 >>446410102 >>446410325 >>446410436 >>446411674 >>446412011 >>446412939 >>446413007 >>446413288 >>446413455 >>446414492 >>446414789 >>446414992 >>446415239 >>446415292 >>446415814 >>446416045 >>446416264 >>446416819 These Jews know how to exercise power. I wish white people did the same. □ Anonymous (ID: HX9jznSV) 10/26/23(Thu)13:43:57 No.446400701 >>446400973 >>446401083 >>446401371 >>446401415 >>446401594 >>446401972 >>446401994 >>446402161 >>446402237 >>446402299 >>446402447 >>446402891 >>446403265 >>446403601 >>446404640 >>446406336 >>446406653 >>446407403 >>446407631 >>446407757 >>446408084 >>446408251 >>446409481 >>446409557 >>446409639 >>446409776 >>446409877 >>446409957 >>446410540 >>446410729 >>446411488 >>446412485 >>446412557 >>446412725 >>446413545 >>446414368 >>446414422 >>446415135 >>446416128 I've been working hard my whole life being antisemitic both in public and on /pol/ and some bitchass limp wristed Harvard students get MVP because they waved Palestinian flags? This s--- is so rigged
File: IMG_3197.jpg (920 KB, 1284x1053) Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 8m Harvard 'doxxing truck' parks outside students homes who blamed Israel for Hamas attacks 166 TAAR 152 Barvard's Leading Antisemites A 770 ACCURACY MEDIA SHOW || 8,680 Game respect game Anonymous (ID: M+07AgPB l= 10/26/23(Thu)13:41:01 No.446400402 >>446400876 >>446401042 >>446401075 >>446401238 >>446401482 >>446401615 >>446402054 >>446402103 >>446402477 >>446403205 >>446403476 >>446403618 >>446404610 >>446405247 >>446405478 >>446405674 >>446406264 >>446406507 >>446406660 >>446406778 >>446407046 >>446407121 >>446407821 >>446407878 >>446409358 >>446409727 >>446409887 >>446410070 >>446410102 >>446410325 >>446410436 >>446411674 >>446412011 >>446412939 >>446413007 >>446413288 >>446413455 >>446414492 >>446414789 >>446414992 >>446415239 >>446415292 >>446415814 >>446416045 >>446416264 >>446416819 These Jews know how to exercise power. I wish white people did the same. □ Anonymous (ID: HX9jznSV) 10/26/23(Thu)13:43:57 No.446400701 >>446400973 >>446401083 >>446401371 >>446401415 >>446401594 >>446401972 >>446401994 >>446402161 >>446402237 >>446402299 >>446402447 >>446402891 >>446403265 >>446403601 >>446404640 >>446406336 >>446406653 >>446407403 >>446407631 >>446407757 >>446408084 >>446408251 >>446409481 >>446409557 >>446409639 >>446409776 >>446409877 >>446409957 >>446410540 >>446410729 >>446411488 >>446412485 >>446412557 >>446412725 >>446413545 >>446414368 >>446414422 >>446415135 >>446416128 I've been working hard my whole life being antisemitic both in public and on /pol/ and some bitchass limp wristed Harvard students get MVP because they waved Palestinian flags? This s--- is so rigged

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Anon moves into an apartment | /r/Greentext

File: nhlqajbrtvx01.jpg (120 KB, 960x720) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:32:31 No.75199784 ► >>75199818 >be me >24 year old incel >move into new apartment last year >start getting close with my 63 year old neighbor >she's wrinkly but still skinny and has a beautiful smile >starts giving me lots of attention after I help her with some stuff >i obviously end up falling in love with her Should I just ask her out? We had lunch together last Saturday and she cooked for me at her place but it was really casual and she made zero moves on me Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:37:00 No.75199818 >>75199784 (OP) # dont make any moves. just keep being nice. keep being a good boi. let her make the first move. because its not clear whether she sees you as a son or a young hunk
File: nhlqajbrtvx01.jpg (120 KB, 960x720) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:32:31 No.75199784 ► >>75199818 >be me >24 year old incel >move into new apartment last year >start getting close with my 63 year old neighbor >she's wrinkly but still skinny and has a beautiful smile >starts giving me lots of attention after I help her with some stuff >i obviously end up falling in love with her Should I just ask her out? We had lunch together last Saturday and she cooked for me at her place but it was really casual and she made zero moves on me Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)19:37:00 No.75199818 >>75199784 (OP) # dont make any moves. just keep being nice. keep being a good boi. let her make the first move. because its not clear whether she sees you as a son or a young hunk

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Anon attempts to make a friend | /r/Greentext

File: silly image.jpg (49 KB, 637x630) Dont worry They are gonna love this post do i still have a chance? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)18:14:19 No.75198923 >>75199021 >be me >been hikikomori since i was 9 >done school online all my life but forced to take one class irl when starting uni because my parents said i "need social interaction" >way too anxious to ever speak to anyone because im ugly and autistic and they'd hate me >sit alone by myself and never speak to anyone ever >really want a friend >the only person who's approachable is a lonely troon who doesn't seem to talk to anyone either >approach her and try to use some chaser rizz to pull my first ever friend >autism.wav >"if you were a type of salt you'd be a silicate because you can be my silly cat" >instant embarrassment >we both just sit there silently for a while >she then gives me her discord and tells me to add her >classic troon profile >we're sitting right next to each other but dming on discord because we're both too shy to talk irl >i start sending her a bunch of rei ayanami scat hentai >she gets up and leaves and is now ghosting me did i f--- this one up anons?
File: silly image.jpg (49 KB, 637x630) Dont worry They are gonna love this post do i still have a chance? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)18:14:19 No.75198923 >>75199021 >be me >been hikikomori since i was 9 >done school online all my life but forced to take one class irl when starting uni because my parents said i "need social interaction" >way too anxious to ever speak to anyone because im ugly and autistic and they'd hate me >sit alone by myself and never speak to anyone ever >really want a friend >the only person who's approachable is a lonely troon who doesn't seem to talk to anyone either >approach her and try to use some chaser rizz to pull my first ever friend >autism.wav >"if you were a type of salt you'd be a silicate because you can be my silly cat" >instant embarrassment >we both just sit there silently for a while >she then gives me her discord and tells me to add her >classic troon profile >we're sitting right next to each other but dming on discord because we're both too shy to talk irl >i start sending her a bunch of rei ayanami scat hentai >she gets up and leaves and is now ghosting me did i f--- this one up anons?

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Anon makes fun of russian names | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 123622703 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay
Anonymous | 123622703 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay

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/tv/ discusses Zootopia | /r/Greentext

Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?
Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?

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/fit/izen shares a story | /r/Greentext

20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 × 253) 3 Replies /gym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling "you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes
20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 × 253) 3 Replies /gym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling "you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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Denser than a black hole | /r/Greentext

do i need to ask her on an actual date do i need to ask her on an act(...) 30 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)18:31:44 No.30028258 >be friends with girl for 1 year >7 weeks ago we make out, since then hang out multiple times per week >cuddle, sex, going to gigs, cinema, restaurant, movies at home etc >tells me personal stuff, is very affectionate and intimate >last time went to a town, had coffee, went to the park, held hands in public etc >tells me she "likes me alot <3" >nothing so far is clarified, have never asked her on a date, just "hanging out" >see instagram reel relating to hanging out with guy friends >"if he isn't asking me out for a date then it is simply a hang out" do i need to actually start clarifying this, or is it implied if we are having sex, cuddling, being really intimate and seeing each other multiple times a week and texting on and off every single day. Or can I just assume were on the same page and im not in some weird friend zone or whatever, surely to god you wouldn't do this with "just a guy friend" right anons? to me it feels like the beginning of something more. She has attachment issues so I think is kinda spooked by outright saying what it is idk though. I also know shes not seeing anyone else btw.
do i need to ask her on an actual date do i need to ask her on an act(...) 30 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)18:31:44 No.30028258 >be friends with girl for 1 year >7 weeks ago we make out, since then hang out multiple times per week >cuddle, sex, going to gigs, cinema, restaurant, movies at home etc >tells me personal stuff, is very affectionate and intimate >last time went to a town, had coffee, went to the park, held hands in public etc >tells me she "likes me alot <3" >nothing so far is clarified, have never asked her on a date, just "hanging out" >see instagram reel relating to hanging out with guy friends >"if he isn't asking me out for a date then it is simply a hang out" do i need to actually start clarifying this, or is it implied if we are having sex, cuddling, being really intimate and seeing each other multiple times a week and texting on and off every single day. Or can I just assume were on the same page and im not in some weird friend zone or whatever, surely to god you wouldn't do this with "just a guy friend" right anons? to me it feels like the beginning of something more. She has attachment issues so I think is kinda spooked by outright saying what it is idk though. I also know shes not seeing anyone else btw.

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Two sides of /Fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)14:33:02 No.72630244 Is it bad to j------- to pictures of your girlfriend? 10/26/23(Thu)14:40:07 No.72630290 : Anonymous It's based and romanticpilled 10/26/23(Thu)14:41:02 No.72630297 : Anonymous >>72630244 (OP) # Only if she is with another man.
: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)14:33:02 No.72630244 Is it bad to j------- to pictures of your girlfriend? 10/26/23(Thu)14:40:07 No.72630290 : Anonymous It's based and romanticpilled 10/26/23(Thu)14:41:02 No.72630297 : Anonymous >>72630244 (OP) # Only if she is with another man.

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Anon doesn't understand alcoholics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous alcoholics 68 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)21:52:51 No.908311084 can any alcoholics explain why you like alcohols to me? >am social drinker but alcohol has always tasted like s--- to me >work in an environment where the default hangout is the bar so naturally I have to partake >"wow I could have just smoked weed" is usually my first thought after every hangout >"how do people get addicted to this s---" is usually my second thought have tried many, did not like a single one >lol you're just drinking cheap swills suggest some to me
: Anonymous alcoholics 68 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)21:52:51 No.908311084 can any alcoholics explain why you like alcohols to me? >am social drinker but alcohol has always tasted like s--- to me >work in an environment where the default hangout is the bar so naturally I have to partake >"wow I could have just smoked weed" is usually my first thought after every hangout >"how do people get addicted to this s---" is usually my second thought have tried many, did not like a single one >lol you're just drinking cheap swills suggest some to me

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Anon has a wife. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your
Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your

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leaf finally understands the purpose of mass immigration | /r/Greentext

File: 55p3cn.png (144 KB, 400x300) All is lost ☐ Anonymous (ID: B4pyMfso) 10/25/23(Wed)13:43:43 No.446265717 ► >>446265900 >>446265910 >>446268334 >be canadian >wife is from florida >been together 7 years >she moves to live in canada with me >gets permanent residency >applies for citizenship >passes the test >today is her citizenship ceremony, which is now done over zoom ever since covid >there's something like 100 people in the in the call >take a peek at the zoom call >she's literally the only white person it's so f------ over. I don't even know what to say. There's no turning back from this.
File: 55p3cn.png (144 KB, 400x300) All is lost ☐ Anonymous (ID: B4pyMfso) 10/25/23(Wed)13:43:43 No.446265717 ► >>446265900 >>446265910 >>446268334 >be canadian >wife is from florida >been together 7 years >she moves to live in canada with me >gets permanent residency >applies for citizenship >passes the test >today is her citizenship ceremony, which is now done over zoom ever since covid >there's something like 100 people in the in the call >take a peek at the zoom call >she's literally the only white person it's so f------ over. I don't even know what to say. There's no turning back from this.

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Anon likes trains | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)20:57:35 No.189120415 Fren TRAIN 307 KB PNG >go to train station on Saturday night >see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits >start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later >"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!" >"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform" >get away with it Another reason why trains are amazing.
: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)20:57:35 No.189120415 Fren TRAIN 307 KB PNG >go to train station on Saturday night >see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits >start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later >"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!" >"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform" >get away with it Another reason why trains are amazing.

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Whoopsie Daisy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)17:29:50 No.908278335 >>Be me >>Pee in tub >>Forget about it >>Go to take a shower >>Slip in piss, almost fall >>mfw
: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)17:29:50 No.908278335 >>Be me >>Pee in tub >>Forget about it >>Go to take a shower >>Slip in piss, almost fall >>mfw

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The Inevitable Star Wars Reboot | /r/Greentext

File: l-intro-1686067436.jpg (203 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:28:41 No.191399257 >>191399280 >>191399326 >>191399473 >So yeah, THAT happened.. >So THAT was a thing.. >I guess I'm sorry for, y'know, being a d---? >Mmmyeah. You were. But it's whatevs. ☐ Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:32:56 No.191399326 ► >>191399372 >>191399376 File: FCBE07CC-9F1C-4202-9C59-9(...).jpg (8 KB, 195x258) ANT >>191399257 (OP) >It's not coming off. CO NATIO DIE >What?! >Yeah it's stuck. How do I get this thing off? >Push both buttons in and lift. >I am pushing both buttons in, still not coming off. I'm gonna try wiggling it. >No don't wiggle it; you'll make it worse.
File: l-intro-1686067436.jpg (203 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:28:41 No.191399257 >>191399280 >>191399326 >>191399473 >So yeah, THAT happened.. >So THAT was a thing.. >I guess I'm sorry for, y'know, being a d---? >Mmmyeah. You were. But it's whatevs. ☐ Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:32:56 No.191399326 ► >>191399372 >>191399376 File: FCBE07CC-9F1C-4202-9C59-9(...).jpg (8 KB, 195x258) ANT >>191399257 (OP) >It's not coming off. CO NATIO DIE >What?! >Yeah it's stuck. How do I get this thing off? >Push both buttons in and lift. >I am pushing both buttons in, still not coming off. I'm gonna try wiggling it. >No don't wiggle it; you'll make it worse.

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Anon thinks with his pp | /r/Greentext

11 10 KB JPG >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California
11 10 KB JPG >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California

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Anon receives a message from a female co-worker | /r/Greentext

File: empty.jpg (97 KB, 600x532) never received a message from a girl before Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)10:26:01 No.75195765 >>75195787 >>75195789 >receive message from female coworker asking whether I can cover one of her shifts >instantly imagine life together with her when does it end?
File: empty.jpg (97 KB, 600x532) never received a message from a girl before Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)10:26:01 No.75195765 >>75195787 >>75195789 >receive message from female coworker asking whether I can cover one of her shifts >instantly imagine life together with her when does it end?

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Its so over shithole bros... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 20231020_234614.jpg 10 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:27:50 No.655285769 Steam is removing regional pricing and game prices will be based on USD from now on.
: Anonymous 20231020_234614.jpg 10 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:27:50 No.655285769 Steam is removing regional pricing and game prices will be based on USD from now on.

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Anon is questioned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)12:01:36 No.75196637 365 KB PNG >be me >have carpenter housemate who works from home >take out trash >car pull up next to me >woman asking me if I lived with the carpenter >"yes" >woman asking me if he drinks >start thinking she was insulting his work and calling him a drunk >lies >"never drunk in his life" >"you sure? He doesn't like beer, vodka?" >mfw I realised it was xmas soon and she just wanted to buy him a gift why do I immediately think the worst of people
: Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)12:01:36 No.75196637 365 KB PNG >be me >have carpenter housemate who works from home >take out trash >car pull up next to me >woman asking me if I lived with the carpenter >"yes" >woman asking me if he drinks >start thinking she was insulting his work and calling him a drunk >lies >"never drunk in his life" >"you sure? He doesn't like beer, vodka?" >mfw I realised it was xmas soon and she just wanted to buy him a gift why do I immediately think the worst of people

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