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Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: 55p3cn.png (144 KB, 400x300) All is lost ☐ Anonymous (ID: B4pyMfso) 10/25/23(Wed)13:43:43 No.446265717 ► >>446265900 >>446265910 >>446268334 >be canadian >wife is from florida >been together 7 years >she moves to live in canada with me >gets permanent residency >applies for citizenship >passes the test >today is her citizenship ceremony, which is now done over zoom ever since covid >there's something like 100 people in the in the call >take a peek at the zoom call >she's literally the only white person it's so f------ over. I don't even know what to say. There's no turning back from this.

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: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)20:57:35 No.189120415 Fren TRAIN 307 KB PNG >go to train station on Saturday night >see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits >start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later >"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!" >"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform" >get away with it Another reason why trains are amazing.

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: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)17:29:50 No.908278335 >>Be me >>Pee in tub >>Forget about it >>Go to take a shower >>Slip in piss, almost fall >>mfw

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File: l-intro-1686067436.jpg (203 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:28:41 No.191399257 >>191399280 >>191399326 >>191399473 >So yeah, THAT happened.. >So THAT was a thing.. >I guess I'm sorry for, y'know, being a d---? >Mmmyeah. You were. But it's whatevs. ☐ Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:32:56 No.191399326 ► >>191399372 >>191399376 File: FCBE07CC-9F1C-4202-9C59-9(...).jpg (8 KB, 195x258) ANT >>191399257 (OP) >It's not coming off. CO NATIO DIE >What?! >Yeah it's stuck. How do I get this thing off? >Push both buttons in and lift. >I am pushing both buttons in, still not coming off. I'm gonna try wiggling it. >No don't wiggle it; you'll make it worse.

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Anon thinks with his pp | /r/Greentext

11 10 KB JPG >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California

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Anon receives a message from a female co-worker | /r/Greentext

File: empty.jpg (97 KB, 600x532) never received a message from a girl before Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)10:26:01 No.75195765 >>75195787 >>75195789 >receive message from female coworker asking whether I can cover one of her shifts >instantly imagine life together with her when does it end?

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: Anonymous 20231020_234614.jpg 10 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:27:50 No.655285769 Steam is removing regional pricing and game prices will be based on USD from now on.

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Anon is questioned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)12:01:36 No.75196637 365 KB PNG >be me >have carpenter housemate who works from home >take out trash >car pull up next to me >woman asking me if I lived with the carpenter >"yes" >woman asking me if he drinks >start thinking she was insulting his work and calling him a drunk >lies >"never drunk in his life" >"you sure? He doesn't like beer, vodka?" >mfw I realised it was xmas soon and she just wanted to buy him a gift why do I immediately think the worst of people

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Anon breaks up with his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: tereyt.jpg (112 KB, 768x512) codependent Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)13:03:14 No.75196649 >>75196654 >gf is codependent >starts talking about wanting "guy friends" to hang out with >immediately break up and find another That's how I run things. That's how you should, too. Ignore the psychology toxic b-------. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)13:04:09 No.75196654 >>75196649 (OP) # >immediately break up and find another codependent >Ignore the psychology toxic b------- Imao

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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous 8) 63 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)11:58:20 No.75194297 I broke down in tears while thinking my purpose again View Thread 10/26/23(Thu)12:20:26 No.75194473 >>75194297 (OP) # You pass butter WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

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Anon questions his sexuality | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1966.jpg (41 KB, 640x557) Am I gay? Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)09:32:19 No.75195458 >>75195483 >>75195493 >>75195506 >>75195523 >>75195467 >be me >straight >friend says that if he can show me his d--- over discord vc he would give me a free lunch ($9.50+ each) >Imao what >money eyes.gif >agree >he asks if I can show my d--- to him he would give me another free lunch >what Imao >decline >money on my mind.png >eventually agree >millionare.mp3 Robots, is this gay? I don't think so, and I did it for the money so it's ok. Is this normal?

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>be me last year >Taking my girlfriend home >She's my f------ everything >Drop her off, tell her I love her >She asks me to come in for a bit before I close the door >I accept and go in >She bought a new love sack >We lay in it like pic related >She keeps trying to get me to stay longer but I have to get home to let my dog out and I know she needs sleep >She accepts and I leave >On the way out I get a call from her and she's saying she's feeling kinda sick >She tells me she loves me and goodnight >I get home, let my dog out and fall asleep >Next morning wake up to 3 missed calls from her >Her mom called me The Get Up Kids 618 KB PNG >Her mom is still crying and says my gf took her life >I can't even breathe and I hang up >My dog hops on my lap and I just lay there for hours >Still haven't recovered a year later.. I wish I couldve helped her bros.

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Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your

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