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Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 × 253) 3 Replies /gym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling "you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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do i need to ask her on an actual date do i need to ask her on an act(...) 30 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)18:31:44 No.30028258 >be friends with girl for 1 year >7 weeks ago we make out, since then hang out multiple times per week >cuddle, sex, going to gigs, cinema, restaurant, movies at home etc >tells me personal stuff, is very affectionate and intimate >last time went to a town, had coffee, went to the park, held hands in public etc >tells me she "likes me alot <3" >nothing so far is clarified, have never asked her on a date, just "hanging out" >see instagram reel relating to hanging out with guy friends >"if he isn't asking me out for a date then it is simply a hang out" do i need to actually start clarifying this, or is it implied if we are having sex, cuddling, being really intimate and seeing each other multiple times a week and texting on and off every single day. Or can I just assume were on the same page and im not in some weird friend zone or whatever, surely to god you wouldn't do this with "just a guy friend" right anons? to me it feels like the beginning of something more. She has attachment issues so I think is kinda spooked by outright saying what it is idk though. I also know shes not seeing anyone else btw.

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)14:33:02 No.72630244 Is it bad to j------- to pictures of your girlfriend? 10/26/23(Thu)14:40:07 No.72630290 : Anonymous It's based and romanticpilled 10/26/23(Thu)14:41:02 No.72630297 : Anonymous >>72630244 (OP) # Only if she is with another man.

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: Anonymous alcoholics 68 KB JPG 10/26/23(Thu)21:52:51 No.908311084 can any alcoholics explain why you like alcohols to me? >am social drinker but alcohol has always tasted like s--- to me >work in an environment where the default hangout is the bar so naturally I have to partake >"wow I could have just smoked weed" is usually my first thought after every hangout >"how do people get addicted to this s---" is usually my second thought have tried many, did not like a single one >lol you're just drinking cheap swills suggest some to me

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Anonymous Not once. Not ONCE the entire time we've been together have I come home from work to find her wearing something sexy, laying on the bed, candles lit, bath run etc. despite the fact that I've said many times how I think that would be insanely hot and passionate. 187 KB JPG In fact she's generally pretty not interested in sex, especially initiating it. I've reached the point where I can honestly say that I'm unhappy. My wife doesn't want me, or at least doesn't love me enough to put the effort in and fake it. Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)08:17:30 No.75197057 I have been in a relationship with a nice woman for 7 years, the last four of which we've been married. 331 KB GIF amusement. 10/26/23(Thu)08:27:02 No.75197139 >>75197057 (OP) >Honey, do I hear typing? >Are you using that twenty-year- old anime forum for misogynists again? >And you wonder why I don't dress up like a prostitute for your

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File: 55p3cn.png (144 KB, 400x300) All is lost ☐ Anonymous (ID: B4pyMfso) 10/25/23(Wed)13:43:43 No.446265717 ► >>446265900 >>446265910 >>446268334 >be canadian >wife is from florida >been together 7 years >she moves to live in canada with me >gets permanent residency >applies for citizenship >passes the test >today is her citizenship ceremony, which is now done over zoom ever since covid >there's something like 100 people in the in the call >take a peek at the zoom call >she's literally the only white person it's so f------ over. I don't even know what to say. There's no turning back from this.

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: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)20:57:35 No.189120415 Fren TRAIN 307 KB PNG >go to train station on Saturday night >see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits >start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later >"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!" >"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this class 158 train currently approaching the platform" >get away with it Another reason why trains are amazing.

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: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)17:29:50 No.908278335 >>Be me >>Pee in tub >>Forget about it >>Go to take a shower >>Slip in piss, almost fall >>mfw

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File: l-intro-1686067436.jpg (203 KB, 1600x900) Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:28:41 No.191399257 >>191399280 >>191399326 >>191399473 >So yeah, THAT happened.. >So THAT was a thing.. >I guess I'm sorry for, y'know, being a d---? >Mmmyeah. You were. But it's whatevs. ☐ Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)23:32:56 No.191399326 ► >>191399372 >>191399376 File: FCBE07CC-9F1C-4202-9C59-9(...).jpg (8 KB, 195x258) ANT >>191399257 (OP) >It's not coming off. CO NATIO DIE >What?! >Yeah it's stuck. How do I get this thing off? >Push both buttons in and lift. >I am pushing both buttons in, still not coming off. I'm gonna try wiggling it. >No don't wiggle it; you'll make it worse.

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11 10 KB JPG >be horny >go on doublelist >find post for girl looking to suck d--- >think with pp >send her a fully nude body shot with face >she asks for more and wants to know my name >send her more and tell her my name >she then blackmails me >threatens to send pictures of me to all my family members on facebook >jokes on her >I don't have Facebook >she doesn't know >I act scared and tell her to tell me where to send the money >she gives me her cashapp >I report it to the authorities and tell her I need a few days to gather the money >they continue to threaten me by sending my photos of my linked in account >not too long after, they get caught >get call from detective >turns out it's some 23 year old dude from California

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File: empty.jpg (97 KB, 600x532) never received a message from a girl before Anonymous 10/26/23(Thu)10:26:01 No.75195765 >>75195787 >>75195789 >receive message from female coworker asking whether I can cover one of her shifts >instantly imagine life together with her when does it end?

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Lets ask the hard questions here. >what happened to the humans? >how did animals build all the mass transit without disposable thumbs? >why do animals have better mass transit than humans? >When Nick was training to be a cop did he and Judy f---? >Does Judy's mom like rabbit d---? >How exactly did animals evolve to not kill each other? >Does the movie take place on earth? >Where are the birds? >What do they eat? >Where are the bugs and s---? >Do the animals wipe their butts? >Is there interspecies sex? >What animal is "White" >Is that lamb supposed to be Donald Trump?

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