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: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)21:53:19 No.176745115 >wakanda is now 80% female what the f--- happened Anonymous >>176745115 (OP) # all the dads left Imao 11/12/22(Sat)21:54:55 No.176745168 >>176745197 # >>176745240 # >>176745329 # >>176745414 # >>176745511 # >>176745610 # >>176745928 # >>176746054 #
: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/12/22(Sat)21:53:19 No.176745115 >wakanda is now 80% female what the f--- happened Anonymous >>176745115 (OP) # all the dads left Imao 11/12/22(Sat)21:54:55 No.176745168 >>176745197 # >>176745240 # >>176745329 # >>176745414 # >>176745511 # >>176745610 # >>176745928 # >>176746054 #

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Anon Confronts /pol/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9XcEhwcK 02/28/22(Mon)10:10:52 No.364067936 Let's face it, you only support Russia because you're a major contrarian and you feel good not being a "normie" with a "normie" opinion. You define yourself as an enlighted "redpilled" guy who thinks he is above normies and thus always have to take the opposite opinion, because you know the "real facts". 6 KB JPG You don't care about facts, you only care about not being "one of them". The whole NPC s--- has roots in this thought: you (special, smart, enlighted), Them (dumb, controlled, normie). It was never about facts for you.
Anonymous (ID: 9XcEhwcK 02/28/22(Mon)10:10:52 No.364067936 Let's face it, you only support Russia because you're a major contrarian and you feel good not being a "normie" with a "normie" opinion. You define yourself as an enlighted "redpilled" guy who thinks he is above normies and thus always have to take the opposite opinion, because you know the "real facts". 6 KB JPG You don't care about facts, you only care about not being "one of them". The whole NPC s--- has roots in this thought: you (special, smart, enlighted), Them (dumb, controlled, normie). It was never about facts for you.

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Anon enjoys his vibrator | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)20:16:43 No.889386199 >>889384950 Unironically, buying a vibrator ruined my relationship. >bought a clit sucker (pic rel) for my gf for valentine's day >she said it was too intense for her so she never used it >get curious to try it myself >try it held against my penis under the glans >literally came harder than I have since I was like 15, in THIRTY F------ SECONDS >get absolutely hooked >start using it multiple times a day, every day >wake up, grab my vibrator (wfh so I'd wake up later after she was gone) >use it on lunch break >go to bed late and use the vibe before sleeping >start getting annoyed by my gf's issues I was blind to before, like dirtiness, sloppiness, lack of acting feminine or sexy, things like that >start fighting more >have a lot less sex, out of disinterest >end up breaking up after 4 years of dating Honestly still not sure if discovering the vibrator was a good thing or not.
Anonymous 99 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)20:16:43 No.889386199 >>889384950 Unironically, buying a vibrator ruined my relationship. >bought a clit sucker (pic rel) for my gf for valentine's day >she said it was too intense for her so she never used it >get curious to try it myself >try it held against my penis under the glans >literally came harder than I have since I was like 15, in THIRTY F------ SECONDS >get absolutely hooked >start using it multiple times a day, every day >wake up, grab my vibrator (wfh so I'd wake up later after she was gone) >use it on lunch break >go to bed late and use the vibe before sleeping >start getting annoyed by my gf's issues I was blind to before, like dirtiness, sloppiness, lack of acting feminine or sexy, things like that >start fighting more >have a lot less sex, out of disinterest >end up breaking up after 4 years of dating Honestly still not sure if discovering the vibrator was a good thing or not.

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Anon buys condoms | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 80 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)20:33:39 No.71055061 >enter a pharmaceutical establishment to purchase latex condoms, ultra thin >walk up to the lady employee >point at desired brand, ask >'do you have these, but a 12- pack?' >she goes into the rear area to look >observe her own rear area in the meanwhile >delivers a pack to the cash register, scans it >"oh oops, it's the wrong kind, isn't it" >she brought the 'extra large' variation >'yeah, i don't need those' >"yeah, sorry, you clearly don't" >goes back again and comes back with my desired product >complete the purchase, thank her, and leave
Anonymous 80 KB JPG 11/20/22(Sun)20:33:39 No.71055061 >enter a pharmaceutical establishment to purchase latex condoms, ultra thin >walk up to the lady employee >point at desired brand, ask >'do you have these, but a 12- pack?' >she goes into the rear area to look >observe her own rear area in the meanwhile >delivers a pack to the cash register, scans it >"oh oops, it's the wrong kind, isn't it" >she brought the 'extra large' variation >'yeah, i don't need those' >"yeah, sorry, you clearly don't" >goes back again and comes back with my desired product >complete the purchase, thank her, and leave

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Anon quits his nicotine addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)18:22:15 No.71054042 >be addicted to vaping >going to college 5 days a week >extremely fat butt-ugly t----- with a purple wig vaping 25 feet from the class door at 10:00 AM every day >just imagine the ugliest t----- you have ever seen, like obese gollum with a wig >every time i take a puff of the vape i involuntarily think of him doing the same thing >throw my vape in the trash >the few days after that i have massive cravings and really want to buy another vape >i think of the fat t----- vaping while dilating his rotting axe wound >the cravings go away >now nicotine free for a year Thanks, fat t-----. 221 KB PNG
Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)18:22:15 No.71054042 >be addicted to vaping >going to college 5 days a week >extremely fat butt-ugly t----- with a purple wig vaping 25 feet from the class door at 10:00 AM every day >just imagine the ugliest t----- you have ever seen, like obese gollum with a wig >every time i take a puff of the vape i involuntarily think of him doing the same thing >throw my vape in the trash >the few days after that i have massive cravings and really want to buy another vape >i think of the fat t----- vaping while dilating his rotting axe wound >the cravings go away >now nicotine free for a year Thanks, fat t-----. 221 KB PNG

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Anon is waiting for the Nobel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 719 KB PNG 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?
: Anonymous 719 KB PNG 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?

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Anon goes to Starbucks | /r/Greentext

File: starbucks.jpg (198 KB, 1200x800) 138 DAT B01080 STARBUCKS COFFEE அ PLAYA C COMING SOON WERDE >be me >20 yo slightly autistic STEM major >like to visit the starbucks at my uni campus to get brownies >order a brownie and sit down 378 CO my experience as a man in university Anonymous (ID: TOBRool) 11/19/22(Sat)22:04:48 No.405201144 >>405201389>>405201707>>405201775>>403201811 >>405201825 >>405201870 >>405201978 >>405202037 >>405202041 >>405202120 >>409202138 >>405202205>>405202282 >>405202280 FLATEN >a woman approaches me as I'm eating >"Hi Anon! Unfortunately, one of my employees has complained you are making her feel unsafe by staring at her and following her around campus, and I'm going to have to ban you from the starbucks." >I later call the university non-emergency police department to let them know someone thinks I'm stalking them and that I'm not >I tell them my situation, cop asks >"do you play accordion by any chance?" >I do >w--.jpg >super confused, no idea what shes talking about, dont know anyone that works at starbucks >find out I apparently spooked this girl by looking creepy, playing accordion in public, and only ordering brownies, and she thinks I followed her from an elevator to starbucks. W--? What are the political implications of people just trying to live their lives and random women thinking they're being stalked??!?!? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME >inb4 not political This is absolutely political, no wonder less guys are going to uni/college nowadays if this is the s--- that goes on all the time
File: starbucks.jpg (198 KB, 1200x800) 138 DAT B01080 STARBUCKS COFFEE அ PLAYA C COMING SOON WERDE >be me >20 yo slightly autistic STEM major >like to visit the starbucks at my uni campus to get brownies >order a brownie and sit down 378 CO my experience as a man in university Anonymous (ID: TOBRool) 11/19/22(Sat)22:04:48 No.405201144 >>405201389>>405201707>>405201775>>403201811 >>405201825 >>405201870 >>405201978 >>405202037 >>405202041 >>405202120 >>409202138 >>405202205>>405202282 >>405202280 FLATEN >a woman approaches me as I'm eating >"Hi Anon! Unfortunately, one of my employees has complained you are making her feel unsafe by staring at her and following her around campus, and I'm going to have to ban you from the starbucks." >I later call the university non-emergency police department to let them know someone thinks I'm stalking them and that I'm not >I tell them my situation, cop asks >"do you play accordion by any chance?" >I do >w--.jpg >super confused, no idea what shes talking about, dont know anyone that works at starbucks >find out I apparently spooked this girl by looking creepy, playing accordion in public, and only ordering brownies, and she thinks I followed her from an elevator to starbucks. W--? What are the political implications of people just trying to live their lives and random women thinking they're being stalked??!?!? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME >inb4 not political This is absolutely political, no wonder less guys are going to uni/college nowadays if this is the s--- that goes on all the time

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Shortstaff, short shaft | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.
: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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anon has a nice ass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/17(Mon)12:04:24 No.78301820 93 KB PNG >My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian w----- who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find w----- prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont f--- anything, they will all f--- me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass >>78301841 # >>78301843 # >>78301894 # >>78301944 # >>78301976 # >>78302039 # >>78302047 # >>78302783 #
: Anonymous 08/14/17(Mon)12:04:24 No.78301820 93 KB PNG >My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian w----- who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find w----- prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont f--- anything, they will all f--- me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass >>78301841 # >>78301843 # >>78301894 # >>78301944 # >>78301976 # >>78302039 # >>78302047 # >>78302783 #

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Anon is sexist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sexism ? 112 KB JPG Anonymous Ok and? 11/19/22(Sat)13:44:30 No.889341393 >mfw when nature is sexist >be me >stupid debate in class about female equal rights in sports etc. >state that men are genetically superior at sport >be called a sexist a------ and told I should kill me 11/19/22(Sat)13:51:39 No.889341617 Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)13:55:16 No.889341751 I told a black t----- h----- to take it up with mother nature and that white people can't help that they're at the top of the food chain. I also said we carry black people and even mentioned SAT scores. By the end of it that man voice was really coming out Imao
: Anonymous Sexism ? 112 KB JPG Anonymous Ok and? 11/19/22(Sat)13:44:30 No.889341393 >mfw when nature is sexist >be me >stupid debate in class about female equal rights in sports etc. >state that men are genetically superior at sport >be called a sexist a------ and told I should kill me 11/19/22(Sat)13:51:39 No.889341617 Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)13:55:16 No.889341751 I told a black t----- h----- to take it up with mother nature and that white people can't help that they're at the top of the food chain. I also said we carry black people and even mentioned SAT scores. By the end of it that man voice was really coming out Imao

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Anon defends his girlfriend's honor | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7139.png (79 KB, 617x617) 00 Anonymous 11/19/22 (Sat)10:59:21 No.71046725 >>71046732 >>71046742 >>71046747 >>71046754 >>71046786 > be me > 20 year old collegefag > girlfriend has PCOS, struggles with losing weight, not fat but not skinny > one of my friends is an incel, can only tell edgy jokes" > says n----- and f----- all the time in private > don't care because i'm not a normie > one day he makes a joke about my girlfriend being fat > doesn't sit right with me > tell him that isn't cool and that i'd appreciate it if he didn't talk like that about her > laughs and calls me a p---- > continues to make fat jokes at her expense for weeks > tell him many more times that he shouldn't talk like that about people, and especially he shouldn't talk about her like that to me > basically ignores me, keeps making fun of her, even to her face > makes gf cry after she hears one of the jokes > i'm fed up > stop hanging out with him > he sends me messages calling me weak, limp dicked, and a bad friend > enough is enough > scroll back through our messages, compile dozens and dozens of screenshots of him saying n-----, f-----, or 100 other slurs talking about how we need another holocaust praising ISIS > send the screenshots to the dean of the school he goes to, his boss, his girlfriend, and his parents > FFW 3 years > hear from a friend of a friend that he lost his scholarship, now he's overweight, a dropout, terminally single, and living in his parents' house > send him an RSVP to my wedding next time don't my girlfriend cry robert
File: IMG_7139.png (79 KB, 617x617) 00 Anonymous 11/19/22 (Sat)10:59:21 No.71046725 >>71046732 >>71046742 >>71046747 >>71046754 >>71046786 > be me > 20 year old collegefag > girlfriend has PCOS, struggles with losing weight, not fat but not skinny > one of my friends is an incel, can only tell edgy jokes" > says n----- and f----- all the time in private > don't care because i'm not a normie > one day he makes a joke about my girlfriend being fat > doesn't sit right with me > tell him that isn't cool and that i'd appreciate it if he didn't talk like that about her > laughs and calls me a p---- > continues to make fat jokes at her expense for weeks > tell him many more times that he shouldn't talk like that about people, and especially he shouldn't talk about her like that to me > basically ignores me, keeps making fun of her, even to her face > makes gf cry after she hears one of the jokes > i'm fed up > stop hanging out with him > he sends me messages calling me weak, limp dicked, and a bad friend > enough is enough > scroll back through our messages, compile dozens and dozens of screenshots of him saying n-----, f-----, or 100 other slurs talking about how we need another holocaust praising ISIS > send the screenshots to the dean of the school he goes to, his boss, his girlfriend, and his parents > FFW 3 years > hear from a friend of a friend that he lost his scholarship, now he's overweight, a dropout, terminally single, and living in his parents' house > send him an RSVP to my wedding next time don't my girlfriend cry robert

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anon just wants somebody to talk to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)02:15:08 No.71049069 ola.png 230 KB PNG >enjoy talking with girl, girl enjys talking with me >stop for some reason >start talking again, initiated by her >she engages in good conversation but abruptly leaves me on read for days, says she "forgets" >messages me today out of nowhere >leaving her on read ha. f--- you roastie. man i'm pathetic. i don't even have romantic or sexual intentions. i just want a friend to talk to. she's just being plain rude, and i'm the autist here. evening brobots, hope you're doing good
: Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)02:15:08 No.71049069 ola.png 230 KB PNG >enjoy talking with girl, girl enjys talking with me >stop for some reason >start talking again, initiated by her >she engages in good conversation but abruptly leaves me on read for days, says she "forgets" >messages me today out of nowhere >leaving her on read ha. f--- you roastie. man i'm pathetic. i don't even have romantic or sexual intentions. i just want a friend to talk to. she's just being plain rude, and i'm the autist here. evening brobots, hope you're doing good

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Juanon games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSS0000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000"
Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSS0000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000"

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Anon's problem | /r/Greentext

> Forest Scientist > Graduated two years ago from a 'top flight' world renowned research university > 3.75 GPA > Thanksgiving is coming up, and every year the topic of climate change is brought up by my ultra-conservative family > Never fails to start a f------ riot 1.98 MB PNG > Mfw I'm legitimately the only one there qualified to even think about this subject > This is not a brag, I regret everything, but I've taken college level physics; biophysics; organic chemistry; biochem; atmospheric/oceanic chem; soil chem; chemical basis of hydrology; soil physics; geology; geographic information systems; advanced modeling and interpretation; plant physiology; plant pathology; dendrology; dendrochronology; silviculture; disturbance interactions; and evolutionary basis of forest ecology (not even counting gen ed, math or stats courses) > Mfw I try to explain the most simple concepts to these highschool dropouts in the most dumbed down way possible, as if I'm speaking to a 4 year old > "That doesn't make any sense!!! Can't you see you've been brainwashed by the global elite?!?" > They all start ganging up on me > I become clearly flustered and irritated > "HAHA! This is why you liberals can't do anything, you're just a bunch of TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKES!!!!" > Mfw the only people that should automatically trust me and take what I say at face value completely disregard my education > Mfw I wasted four years of my life suffering through - arguably - some of the most complicated concepts in human history just to be ignored So what do I do bros? Even if you don't "believe" in climate change can you give me some advice about how to approach this at thanksgiving this year? I can't f------ take this anymore.
> Forest Scientist > Graduated two years ago from a 'top flight' world renowned research university > 3.75 GPA > Thanksgiving is coming up, and every year the topic of climate change is brought up by my ultra-conservative family > Never fails to start a f------ riot 1.98 MB PNG > Mfw I'm legitimately the only one there qualified to even think about this subject > This is not a brag, I regret everything, but I've taken college level physics; biophysics; organic chemistry; biochem; atmospheric/oceanic chem; soil chem; chemical basis of hydrology; soil physics; geology; geographic information systems; advanced modeling and interpretation; plant physiology; plant pathology; dendrology; dendrochronology; silviculture; disturbance interactions; and evolutionary basis of forest ecology (not even counting gen ed, math or stats courses) > Mfw I try to explain the most simple concepts to these highschool dropouts in the most dumbed down way possible, as if I'm speaking to a 4 year old > "That doesn't make any sense!!! Can't you see you've been brainwashed by the global elite?!?" > They all start ganging up on me > I become clearly flustered and irritated > "HAHA! This is why you liberals can't do anything, you're just a bunch of TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKES!!!!" > Mfw the only people that should automatically trust me and take what I say at face value completely disregard my education > Mfw I wasted four years of my life suffering through - arguably - some of the most complicated concepts in human history just to be ignored So what do I do bros? Even if you don't "believe" in climate change can you give me some advice about how to approach this at thanksgiving this year? I can't f------ take this anymore.

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/an/ is the best board on 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous images (2).jpg 8 KB JPG >>4358221 # 11/18/22(Fri)22:43:27 No.4358200 >>4358145 # >luv the woife >luv me tayul >luv me froots >'ate invasive species (not raysist just downt looike 'em)
Anonymous images (2).jpg 8 KB JPG >>4358221 # 11/18/22(Fri)22:43:27 No.4358200 >>4358145 # >luv the woife >luv me tayul >luv me froots >'ate invasive species (not raysist just downt looike 'em)

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Anon leaves their lair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 123 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)11:07:47 No.70598098 >Waiting in line at the grocery store >Qt walks in >Young, skinny, long dark hair and pale skin >She doesn't buy anything and leaves. >She walks past me, glances at me and swings her hair >Feelsgood.jpg F---. I should go out more often.
: Anonymous 123 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)11:07:47 No.70598098 >Waiting in line at the grocery store >Qt walks in >Young, skinny, long dark hair and pale skin >She doesn't buy anything and leaves. >She walks past me, glances at me and swings her hair >Feelsgood.jpg F---. I should go out more often.

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Problem Officer? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #
: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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Anon contest: What's the biggest thing you can fit in your underwear? | /r/Greentext

File: 12788134_1020755264024739(...).jpg (63 KB, 720x960) wwwww. BOX Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:36:07 No.672568470 welcome to 4 chan >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:36:30 No.672568542 >>672569192 >>672569418 >>672572653 File: 1457307307473-158609734.jpg (3.35 MB, 4128x2322) k > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:43:59 No.672569701 >>672570046 >>672572653 File: IMG_20160307_004142.jpg (1.54 MB, 1944x2592) a whole fender stratocaster Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:46:10 No.672570046 >>672570600 >>672572653 File: 12782469_1020755264036739(...).jpg (66 KB, 720x960) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:31:39 No.672567757 >>672567907 >>672569655 >>672569891 >>672569895 >>672572341 >>672572653 >>672572936 >>672573125 >>672577306 >>672579069 >>672579911 What's the biggest thing you can fit in your underwear /b/? inb4 line6 f-- >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:32:32 No.672567907 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:49:19 No.672570600 >>672571817 >>672572653 File: 1457308114681-2141315117.jpg (3.46 MB, 4128x2322) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:33:21 No.672568031 >>672568107 This has potential.... Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:51:03 No.672570856 >>672571022 >>672571558 show us your d---- > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:57:25 No.672571817 >>672572653 >>672573013 File: 12285577_1020755325802284(...).jpg (51 KB, 536x960) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:33:45 No.672568107 >>672568031 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:42:12 No.672569418 ► >>672568542 good very am i doing this right Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:00:38 No.672572348 ► >>672571892 we measure the elasticity of our underwear >>672575634 Top Zoz Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:43:41 No.672569655 ► File: fold feels.jpg (25 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:57:50 No.672571892 >>672572111 >>672572348 >>672571022 >>672571558 dude you in a thread with a bunch of other guys put s--- into their underwear, who is the real f-- here? Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:00:36 No.672572341 ► >>672567757 (OP) OP you made me laugh. You are amazing WIN >>672567757 (OP) My c--- Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:09 No.672572615 ► The only good thread currently on /b/. >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:18 No.672572653 ► >>672573167 File: 1427318980744.jpg (5 KB, 224x225) >672569655 I lay it down because it's s--- >>672575785 no thanks >>672569701 stratbro! mine is a copy though >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:48 No.672572731 >>672573008 I have a shotgun, but I love these underwear >>672570046 F--- you >>672570600 get on my level > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:04:48 No.672573055 >>672575267 File: 1457309009158-2141315117.jpg (3.58 MB, 4128x2322) > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:05:13 No.672573125 ► File: blondeburger.gif (3.96 1 384x216) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:09:43 No.672573756 ► File: P1010877.jpg (367 KB, 808x1020) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:21:52 No.672575590 >>672575267 He is onto something >>672575634 Try to top this >>672575267 rofl >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:19:54 No.672575267 >>672575590 >>672575785 >>672576027 >>672578143 >>672578805 >>672579465 File: 124512352346347.png (572 KB, 493x860) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:29 No.672576027 >>672567757 (OP) >>672568542 >>672569701 >>672570046 >>672570600 >>672571817 win > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:22:08 No.672575634 >>672575833 >>672575922 >>672575926 >>672575994 >>672576027 >>672576060 >>67 File: 1457310054114-2141315117.jpg (2.57 MB, 4128x2322) I win n----!!!! Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:23:52 No.672575926 ► >>672575634 WINNAR! Winrar!!!! Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:15 No.672575994 ► >>672575634 dafug 99 >>672567757 (OP) best thread evarr Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:31:59 No.672577193 ► File: 1457094079409.jpg (306 KB, 1280x1004) >>672573055 I will not lose! (my underwear almost ripped here) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:44 No.672576060 >>672576711 >>672575634 ok I give up. you win..I could get my dad inside but I don't think that's the right thing to do. I salute you Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:32:51 No.672577306 >>672567757 (OP) My d--- Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:28:56 No.672576711 ► >>672577193 >>672577655 >>672576060 That was my mom, she didn't mind... kind of enjoyed it now that I think about it... win Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:34:46 No.672577595 ► File: 1428675603491.jpg (31 KB, 460x398) WHEN THE BUS DRIVER JUNTS OFF BEFOREVOD SITDOWN Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:34:32 No.672577556 >>672577710 >>672579465 File: 12083607_1020755388295846(...).jpg (34 KB, 536x960) >>672575634 NAY Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:42:46 No.672578805 ► >>672575267 f------ kek'd out loud. that is passion right there. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:35:31 No.672577710 >>672579981 >>672577556 You can't give up and keep sticking things in there!!!!!! 20 >>672576711 >"Mom jump into my undies and take a pic with me" Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:51 No.672581125 >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:38:25 No.672578143 ► >>672575267 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:40:38 No.672578491 >>672578821 Poll: anon gives up then continues to stick things in his underwear. Fair? Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:14 No.672581199 >>672580650 I'm laughing like a mental patient here Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:42:54 No.672578821 ▸ File: 1455343893062.png (144 KB, 500x500) >>672578491 Unless it was a clever ruse by Mom-anon to make you f------ think he lost. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:42 No.672581266 >>672580650 f------ lol'd WHAT THE F--- IS THIS THREAD Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:26 No.672580708 ► >>672580650 i kek'd Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:44 No.672580754 >>672580650 Rofl f---. KEK Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:56:14 No.672580851 >>672580650 I rofld Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:50 No.672581120 >>672580650 what brand of underwear is this?!? so strong Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:51 No.672581125 >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:14 No.672581199 >>672580650 I'm laughing like a mental patient here Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:42 No.672581266 >>672580650 f------ lol'd Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:15 No.672583193 File: 1456050043602.jpg (40 KB, 532x343) quality thread Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:00 No.672580650 ► >>672580708 >>672580754 >>672580851 >>672581120 >>672581125 >>672581199 >>672581266 >>672581628 >>672581749 File: P101.jpg (519 KB, 857x976) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:19 No.672583204 File: 1457312936566.jpg (2.63 MB, 3264x1836) Anonymous File: N----.jpg (9 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:25 No.672583217 >>672573756 ...ok I'll go, Im staring at the same monitor N----. tickled Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:11:51 No.672583422. File: 77777777777.png (2.05 MB, 1662x911) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:03 No.672583457 ➤ File: 6a5d1fba-e8a1-41ad-a164-a(...).jpg (4 KB, 125x125) >>672567757 (OP) >laying your guitar on the floor Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:31 No.672583525 someone please screencap this thread Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:11:24 No.672583365 >>672583503 File: 1457312923749-1829189544.jpg (2.54 MB, 4128x2322) I GOT THIS i have taken off my wardrobes slider door > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:22 No.672583503 ► >>672583365 Is it Winrar yet? > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:21 No.672583647 File: lol.png (102 KB, 237x248) Anonymous File: 1374901726627.jpg anon Thank you OP for starting this quality thread. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:33 No.672583680. >>672580650 I'm f------ dying. >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:34 No.672583684. >>672577595 It's called original content Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:59 No.672583763 >>672567907 Must be some pretty small underwear. a whole fender stratocaster Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:14:43 No.672583884 >>672583365 Muh sides. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:14:54 No.672583922 this is some legendary OC Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:28:10 No.672585854 somene archive this thread guys, its pure gold ► Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:29:10 No.672586024 File: image.gif (2.68 MB, 255x191) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:28:24 No.672585892 ► File: 15.jpg (68 KB, 573x489) this is the best, we cant go further Best thread ever. /b/ delivered today. 03/06/16(Sun)19:30:09 No.672586161 KB, 196x200) this f------ thread....what the f--- guys >>672586604 This is comedy Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:29:36 No.672586081 >>672580650 i dunno if this is a pic of you anon but it is now my steam profile pic my funny bone 03/06/16(Sun)19:36:05 No.672587026 ► (47 KB, 558x564) I have a shotgun, but I love these underwear >>672580191 >>672567757 (OP) this is the best thread ive seen on /b/. period this time op. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:34:52 No.672586845 File: 1456365051065.jpg (59 KB, 605x806) gg That was my mom she didn't mind. >"Mom jump into my undies and take a pic with me" i kek'd what brand of underwear is this?!? The Holphy (102ND, 201x240) KEK опит >>672580650 re ZURTO FORL A TOT EASI ЗМАЯЗ ЯОSая оа Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:36:29 No.672587090 File: srgsh-Copy - Copy.png (30 KB, 109x100) >>672580650 f--- L
File: 12788134_1020755264024739(...).jpg (63 KB, 720x960) wwwww. BOX Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:36:07 No.672568470 welcome to 4 chan >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:36:30 No.672568542 >>672569192 >>672569418 >>672572653 File: 1457307307473-158609734.jpg (3.35 MB, 4128x2322) k > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:43:59 No.672569701 >>672570046 >>672572653 File: IMG_20160307_004142.jpg (1.54 MB, 1944x2592) a whole fender stratocaster Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:46:10 No.672570046 >>672570600 >>672572653 File: 12782469_1020755264036739(...).jpg (66 KB, 720x960) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:31:39 No.672567757 >>672567907 >>672569655 >>672569891 >>672569895 >>672572341 >>672572653 >>672572936 >>672573125 >>672577306 >>672579069 >>672579911 What's the biggest thing you can fit in your underwear /b/? inb4 line6 f-- >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:32:32 No.672567907 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:49:19 No.672570600 >>672571817 >>672572653 File: 1457308114681-2141315117.jpg (3.46 MB, 4128x2322) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:33:21 No.672568031 >>672568107 This has potential.... Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:51:03 No.672570856 >>672571022 >>672571558 show us your d---- > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:57:25 No.672571817 >>672572653 >>672573013 File: 12285577_1020755325802284(...).jpg (51 KB, 536x960) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:33:45 No.672568107 >>672568031 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:42:12 No.672569418 ► >>672568542 good very am i doing this right Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:00:38 No.672572348 ► >>672571892 we measure the elasticity of our underwear >>672575634 Top Zoz Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:43:41 No.672569655 ► File: fold feels.jpg (25 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)17:57:50 No.672571892 >>672572111 >>672572348 >>672571022 >>672571558 dude you in a thread with a bunch of other guys put s--- into their underwear, who is the real f-- here? Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:00:36 No.672572341 ► >>672567757 (OP) OP you made me laugh. You are amazing WIN >>672567757 (OP) My c--- Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:09 No.672572615 ► The only good thread currently on /b/. >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:18 No.672572653 ► >>672573167 File: 1427318980744.jpg (5 KB, 224x225) >672569655 I lay it down because it's s--- >>672575785 no thanks >>672569701 stratbro! mine is a copy though >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:02:48 No.672572731 >>672573008 I have a shotgun, but I love these underwear >>672570046 F--- you >>672570600 get on my level > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:04:48 No.672573055 >>672575267 File: 1457309009158-2141315117.jpg (3.58 MB, 4128x2322) > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:05:13 No.672573125 ► File: blondeburger.gif (3.96 1 384x216) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:09:43 No.672573756 ► File: P1010877.jpg (367 KB, 808x1020) >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:21:52 No.672575590 >>672575267 He is onto something >>672575634 Try to top this >>672575267 rofl >> Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:19:54 No.672575267 >>672575590 >>672575785 >>672576027 >>672578143 >>672578805 >>672579465 File: 124512352346347.png (572 KB, 493x860) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:29 No.672576027 >>672567757 (OP) >>672568542 >>672569701 >>672570046 >>672570600 >>672571817 win > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:22:08 No.672575634 >>672575833 >>672575922 >>672575926 >>672575994 >>672576027 >>672576060 >>67 File: 1457310054114-2141315117.jpg (2.57 MB, 4128x2322) I win n----!!!! Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:23:52 No.672575926 ► >>672575634 WINNAR! Winrar!!!! Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:15 No.672575994 ► >>672575634 dafug 99 >>672567757 (OP) best thread evarr Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:31:59 No.672577193 ► File: 1457094079409.jpg (306 KB, 1280x1004) >>672573055 I will not lose! (my underwear almost ripped here) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:24:44 No.672576060 >>672576711 >>672575634 ok I give up. you win..I could get my dad inside but I don't think that's the right thing to do. I salute you Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:32:51 No.672577306 >>672567757 (OP) My d--- Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:28:56 No.672576711 ► >>672577193 >>672577655 >>672576060 That was my mom, she didn't mind... kind of enjoyed it now that I think about it... win Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:34:46 No.672577595 ► File: 1428675603491.jpg (31 KB, 460x398) WHEN THE BUS DRIVER JUNTS OFF BEFOREVOD SITDOWN Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:34:32 No.672577556 >>672577710 >>672579465 File: 12083607_1020755388295846(...).jpg (34 KB, 536x960) >>672575634 NAY Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:42:46 No.672578805 ► >>672575267 f------ kek'd out loud. that is passion right there. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:35:31 No.672577710 >>672579981 >>672577556 You can't give up and keep sticking things in there!!!!!! 20 >>672576711 >"Mom jump into my undies and take a pic with me" Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:51 No.672581125 >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:38:25 No.672578143 ► >>672575267 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:40:38 No.672578491 >>672578821 Poll: anon gives up then continues to stick things in his underwear. Fair? Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:14 No.672581199 >>672580650 I'm laughing like a mental patient here Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:42:54 No.672578821 ▸ File: 1455343893062.png (144 KB, 500x500) >>672578491 Unless it was a clever ruse by Mom-anon to make you f------ think he lost. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:42 No.672581266 >>672580650 f------ lol'd WHAT THE F--- IS THIS THREAD Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:26 No.672580708 ► >>672580650 i kek'd Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:44 No.672580754 >>672580650 Rofl f---. KEK Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:56:14 No.672580851 >>672580650 I rofld Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:50 No.672581120 >>672580650 what brand of underwear is this?!? so strong Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:57:51 No.672581125 >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:14 No.672581199 >>672580650 I'm laughing like a mental patient here Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:58:42 No.672581266 >>672580650 f------ lol'd Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:15 No.672583193 File: 1456050043602.jpg (40 KB, 532x343) quality thread Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)18:55:00 No.672580650 ► >>672580708 >>672580754 >>672580851 >>672581120 >>672581125 >>672581199 >>672581266 >>672581628 >>672581749 File: P101.jpg (519 KB, 857x976) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:19 No.672583204 File: 1457312936566.jpg (2.63 MB, 3264x1836) Anonymous File: N----.jpg (9 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:10:25 No.672583217 >>672573756 ...ok I'll go, Im staring at the same monitor N----. tickled Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:11:51 No.672583422. File: 77777777777.png (2.05 MB, 1662x911) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:03 No.672583457 ➤ File: 6a5d1fba-e8a1-41ad-a164-a(...).jpg (4 KB, 125x125) >>672567757 (OP) >laying your guitar on the floor Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:31 No.672583525 someone please screencap this thread Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:11:24 No.672583365 >>672583503 File: 1457312923749-1829189544.jpg (2.54 MB, 4128x2322) I GOT THIS i have taken off my wardrobes slider door > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:12:22 No.672583503 ► >>672583365 Is it Winrar yet? > Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:21 No.672583647 File: lol.png (102 KB, 237x248) Anonymous File: 1374901726627.jpg anon Thank you OP for starting this quality thread. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:33 No.672583680. >>672580650 I'm f------ dying. >>672580650 Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:34 No.672583684. >>672577595 It's called original content Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:13:59 No.672583763 >>672567907 Must be some pretty small underwear. a whole fender stratocaster Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:14:43 No.672583884 >>672583365 Muh sides. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:14:54 No.672583922 this is some legendary OC Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:28:10 No.672585854 somene archive this thread guys, its pure gold ► Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:29:10 No.672586024 File: image.gif (2.68 MB, 255x191) Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:28:24 No.672585892 ► File: 15.jpg (68 KB, 573x489) this is the best, we cant go further Best thread ever. /b/ delivered today. 03/06/16(Sun)19:30:09 No.672586161 KB, 196x200) this f------ thread....what the f--- guys >>672586604 This is comedy Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:29:36 No.672586081 >>672580650 i dunno if this is a pic of you anon but it is now my steam profile pic my funny bone 03/06/16(Sun)19:36:05 No.672587026 ► (47 KB, 558x564) I have a shotgun, but I love these underwear >>672580191 >>672567757 (OP) this is the best thread ive seen on /b/. period this time op. Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:34:52 No.672586845 File: 1456365051065.jpg (59 KB, 605x806) gg That was my mom she didn't mind. >"Mom jump into my undies and take a pic with me" i kek'd what brand of underwear is this?!? The Holphy (102ND, 201x240) KEK опит >>672580650 re ZURTO FORL A TOT EASI ЗМАЯЗ ЯОSая оа Anonymous 03/06/16(Sun)19:36:29 No.672587090 File: srgsh-Copy - Copy.png (30 KB, 109x100) >>672580650 f--- L

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: Anonymous 10/28/22(Fri)06:39:38 No.55832723 058580F7-BD53-435C-A339-0BD846109841.jpg 127 KB JPG I feel bad for kids that grow up in a war zone. I didn't deserve to be lucky enough to be born into a good family in suburban America. It's almost cruel that some people are born into suffering while others aren't. Who decides such things? >>55832885 # >>55834797 # >>55836867 # >>55837817 #

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72,000 CALORIES A DAY DIET Bottlcall OLIVE OIL 159 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)16:21:36 No.68682981 For the past 3-4 days I've been drinking three 2 litre tins of olive oil a day and each tin is 24,000 calories. It was going ok apart from some minor bathroom problems but now i'm suddenly feeling super sluggish, getting headaches and feeling somewhat unwell now. Should I try and push forward with my bulkmaxxxing or give up? Anonymous 10/18/22(Tue)16:22:23 No.68682991 I'm looking for genuine opinions, especially if you have any medical knowledge because I was feeling good at the start of this and now I feel like absolute s--- for some reason. >>68683000 # >>68683016 # Anonymous >>68682991 # >for some reason 10/18/22(Tue)16:23:37 No.68683000
72,000 CALORIES A DAY DIET Bottlcall OLIVE OIL 159 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)16:21:36 No.68682981 For the past 3-4 days I've been drinking three 2 litre tins of olive oil a day and each tin is 24,000 calories. It was going ok apart from some minor bathroom problems but now i'm suddenly feeling super sluggish, getting headaches and feeling somewhat unwell now. Should I try and push forward with my bulkmaxxxing or give up? Anonymous 10/18/22(Tue)16:22:23 No.68682991 I'm looking for genuine opinions, especially if you have any medical knowledge because I was feeling good at the start of this and now I feel like absolute s--- for some reason. >>68683000 # >>68683016 # Anonymous >>68682991 # >for some reason 10/18/22(Tue)16:23:37 No.68683000

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