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File: starbucks.jpg (198 KB, 1200x800) 138 DAT B01080 STARBUCKS COFFEE அ PLAYA C COMING SOON WERDE >be me >20 yo slightly autistic STEM major >like to visit the starbucks at my uni campus to get brownies >order a brownie and sit down 378 CO my experience as a man in university Anonymous (ID: TOBRool) 11/19/22(Sat)22:04:48 No.405201144 >>405201389>>405201707>>405201775>>403201811 >>405201825 >>405201870 >>405201978 >>405202037 >>405202041 >>405202120 >>409202138 >>405202205>>405202282 >>405202280 FLATEN >a woman approaches me as I'm eating >"Hi Anon! Unfortunately, one of my employees has complained you are making her feel unsafe by staring at her and following her around campus, and I'm going to have to ban you from the starbucks." >I later call the university non-emergency police department to let them know someone thinks I'm stalking them and that I'm not >I tell them my situation, cop asks >"do you play accordion by any chance?" >I do >w--.jpg >super confused, no idea what shes talking about, dont know anyone that works at starbucks >find out I apparently spooked this girl by looking creepy, playing accordion in public, and only ordering brownies, and she thinks I followed her from an elevator to starbucks. W--? What are the political implications of people just trying to live their lives and random women thinking they're being stalked??!?!? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME >inb4 not political This is absolutely political, no wonder less guys are going to uni/college nowadays if this is the s--- that goes on all the time

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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: Anonymous 08/14/17(Mon)12:04:24 No.78301820 93 KB PNG >My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian w----- who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find w----- prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont f--- anything, they will all f--- me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass >>78301841 # >>78301843 # >>78301894 # >>78301944 # >>78301976 # >>78302039 # >>78302047 # >>78302783 #

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: Anonymous Sexism ? 112 KB JPG Anonymous Ok and? 11/19/22(Sat)13:44:30 No.889341393 >mfw when nature is sexist >be me >stupid debate in class about female equal rights in sports etc. >state that men are genetically superior at sport >be called a sexist a------ and told I should kill me 11/19/22(Sat)13:51:39 No.889341617 Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)13:55:16 No.889341751 I told a black t----- h----- to take it up with mother nature and that white people can't help that they're at the top of the food chain. I also said we carry black people and even mentioned SAT scores. By the end of it that man voice was really coming out Imao

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Anon defends his girlfriend's honor | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7139.png (79 KB, 617x617) 00 Anonymous 11/19/22 (Sat)10:59:21 No.71046725 >>71046732 >>71046742 >>71046747 >>71046754 >>71046786 > be me > 20 year old collegefag > girlfriend has PCOS, struggles with losing weight, not fat but not skinny > one of my friends is an incel, can only tell edgy jokes" > says n----- and f----- all the time in private > don't care because i'm not a normie > one day he makes a joke about my girlfriend being fat > doesn't sit right with me > tell him that isn't cool and that i'd appreciate it if he didn't talk like that about her > laughs and calls me a p---- > continues to make fat jokes at her expense for weeks > tell him many more times that he shouldn't talk like that about people, and especially he shouldn't talk about her like that to me > basically ignores me, keeps making fun of her, even to her face > makes gf cry after she hears one of the jokes > i'm fed up > stop hanging out with him > he sends me messages calling me weak, limp dicked, and a bad friend > enough is enough > scroll back through our messages, compile dozens and dozens of screenshots of him saying n-----, f-----, or 100 other slurs talking about how we need another holocaust praising ISIS > send the screenshots to the dean of the school he goes to, his boss, his girlfriend, and his parents > FFW 3 years > hear from a friend of a friend that he lost his scholarship, now he's overweight, a dropout, terminally single, and living in his parents' house > send him an RSVP to my wedding next time don't my girlfriend cry robert

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: Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)02:15:08 No.71049069 ola.png 230 KB PNG >enjoy talking with girl, girl enjys talking with me >stop for some reason >start talking again, initiated by her >she engages in good conversation but abruptly leaves me on read for days, says she "forgets" >messages me today out of nowhere >leaving her on read ha. f--- you roastie. man i'm pathetic. i don't even have romantic or sexual intentions. i just want a friend to talk to. she's just being plain rude, and i'm the autist here. evening brobots, hope you're doing good

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Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSS0000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000"

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> Forest Scientist > Graduated two years ago from a 'top flight' world renowned research university > 3.75 GPA > Thanksgiving is coming up, and every year the topic of climate change is brought up by my ultra-conservative family > Never fails to start a f------ riot 1.98 MB PNG > Mfw I'm legitimately the only one there qualified to even think about this subject > This is not a brag, I regret everything, but I've taken college level physics; biophysics; organic chemistry; biochem; atmospheric/oceanic chem; soil chem; chemical basis of hydrology; soil physics; geology; geographic information systems; advanced modeling and interpretation; plant physiology; plant pathology; dendrology; dendrochronology; silviculture; disturbance interactions; and evolutionary basis of forest ecology (not even counting gen ed, math or stats courses) > Mfw I try to explain the most simple concepts to these highschool dropouts in the most dumbed down way possible, as if I'm speaking to a 4 year old > "That doesn't make any sense!!! Can't you see you've been brainwashed by the global elite?!?" > They all start ganging up on me > I become clearly flustered and irritated > "HAHA! This is why you liberals can't do anything, you're just a bunch of TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKES!!!!" > Mfw the only people that should automatically trust me and take what I say at face value completely disregard my education > Mfw I wasted four years of my life suffering through - arguably - some of the most complicated concepts in human history just to be ignored So what do I do bros? Even if you don't "believe" in climate change can you give me some advice about how to approach this at thanksgiving this year? I can't f------ take this anymore.

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Anonymous images (2).jpg 8 KB JPG >>4358221 # 11/18/22(Fri)22:43:27 No.4358200 >>4358145 # >luv the woife >luv me tayul >luv me froots >'ate invasive species (not raysist just downt looike 'em)

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: Anonymous 123 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)11:07:47 No.70598098 >Waiting in line at the grocery store >Qt walks in >Young, skinny, long dark hair and pale skin >She doesn't buy anything and leaves. >She walks past me, glances at me and swings her hair >Feelsgood.jpg F---. I should go out more often.

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: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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: Anonymous 10/28/22(Fri)06:39:38 No.55832723 058580F7-BD53-435C-A339-0BD846109841.jpg 127 KB JPG I feel bad for kids that grow up in a war zone. I didn't deserve to be lucky enough to be born into a good family in suburban America. It's almost cruel that some people are born into suffering while others aren't. Who decides such things? >>55832885 # >>55834797 # >>55836867 # >>55837817 #

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File: starbucks.jpg (198 KB, 1200x800) 138 DAT B01080 STARBUCKS COFFEE அ PLAYA C COMING SOON WERDE >be me >20 yo slightly autistic STEM major >like to visit the starbucks at my uni campus to get brownies >order a brownie and sit down 378 CO my experience as a man in university Anonymous (ID: TOBRool) 11/19/22(Sat)22:04:48 No.405201144 >>405201389>>405201707>>405201775>>403201811 >>405201825 >>405201870 >>405201978 >>405202037 >>405202041 >>405202120 >>409202138 >>405202205>>405202282 >>405202280 FLATEN >a woman approaches me as I'm eating >"Hi Anon! Unfortunately, one of my employees has complained you are making her feel unsafe by staring at her and following her around campus, and I'm going to have to ban you from the starbucks." >I later call the university non-emergency police department to let them know someone thinks I'm stalking them and that I'm not >I tell them my situation, cop asks >"do you play accordion by any chance?" >I do >w--.jpg >super confused, no idea what shes talking about, dont know anyone that works at starbucks >find out I apparently spooked this girl by looking creepy, playing accordion in public, and only ordering brownies, and she thinks I followed her from an elevator to starbucks. W--? What are the political implications of people just trying to live their lives and random women thinking they're being stalked??!?!? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME >inb4 not political This is absolutely political, no wonder less guys are going to uni/college nowadays if this is the s--- that goes on all the time

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