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: Anonymous 91 KB PNG 04/30/23(Sun)15:44:36 No.181223779 >>181224589 # Thoughts on Lithuania? : Anonymous >>181223779 (OP) # Looks like a fat Africa. 04/30/23(Sun)15:46:38 No.181223864
: Anonymous 91 KB PNG 04/30/23(Sun)15:44:36 No.181223779 >>181224589 # Thoughts on Lithuania? : Anonymous >>181223779 (OP) # Looks like a fat Africa. 04/30/23(Sun)15:46:38 No.181223864

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Begging for the brown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why are men such submissive BU(...) Daddy 261 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)09:14:40 No.64668515 >be me >fembot on tinder >go on date with a moid >we meet up >he pays for the meal, gives me flowers, seems super eager to take me home >we get back to his place >go to his room >he literally gets down on his knees and BEGS me to allow him to lick my a------ I swear men claiming to be "alpha chads" is the biggest cope on earth. Your entire sex is a bunch of submissive, buttlicking femdom F------.
: Anonymous why are men such submissive BU(...) Daddy 261 KB JPG 07/22/21(Thu)09:14:40 No.64668515 >be me >fembot on tinder >go on date with a moid >we meet up >he pays for the meal, gives me flowers, seems super eager to take me home >we get back to his place >go to his room >he literally gets down on his knees and BEGS me to allow him to lick my a------ I swear men claiming to be "alpha chads" is the biggest cope on earth. Your entire sex is a bunch of submissive, buttlicking femdom F------.

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Anons napping | /r/Greentext

[s4s] meetup : Magick >>10740990 (OP) # That's me on the left >>10741068 # 2286e71.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue) 23:34:31 04/19/23(Wed)00:12:07 >>10741009 # that's me in the corner, losing my religion
[s4s] meetup : Magick >>10740990 (OP) # That's me on the left >>10741068 # 2286e71.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue) 23:34:31 04/19/23(Wed)00:12:07 >>10741009 # that's me in the corner, losing my religion

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous INDIA 32 KB JPG 08/14/22(Sun)19:21:35 No.609041913 >1.4 billion people >Never made a single decent vidya What is wrong with this nation? 08/14/22(Sun)19:23:52 No.609042118 : Anonymous looks like a huge assed Wanda from fairly odd parents getting her ass slapped by timmy >>609042229 # >>609042258 # >>609042323 # >>609042375 # >>609042684 # >>609042774 # >>609042780 # >>609042821 # >>609043006 # >>609043008 # >>609043094 # >>609043159 # >>609043691 # >>609043932 #
Anonymous INDIA 32 KB JPG 08/14/22(Sun)19:21:35 No.609041913 >1.4 billion people >Never made a single decent vidya What is wrong with this nation? 08/14/22(Sun)19:23:52 No.609042118 : Anonymous looks like a huge assed Wanda from fairly odd parents getting her ass slapped by timmy >>609042229 # >>609042258 # >>609042323 # >>609042375 # >>609042684 # >>609042774 # >>609042780 # >>609042821 # >>609043006 # >>609043008 # >>609043094 # >>609043159 # >>609043691 # >>609043932 #

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Annon goes to the dentist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)05:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer
: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)05:48:34 No.898518128 >Be me >Haven't been to dentist in over 5 years >Notice a black dot on my lower left wisdom tooth >Have sharp pain in the back of my jaw when chewing >Deathly affraid of the dentist at this point but pain becomes unbearable >Tough up and finally go to dentist >Your teeth are fine anon >But what about that black dot? >That's a discolored filling you had 15 years ago you idiot >Oh >Get some xrays done to see whats up >Turns out I have ear cancer Don't be an idiot. Go to your dentist. You may have ear cancer

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)07:24:23 No.898564323 >be me, dating a girl who's weird as hell but still way out of my league >happen to find her blog, can't resist snooping around >oh look, her likes are public >it's 90% pictures and video clips of dudes >either talking or doing random s---, playing an instrument, showing off a pet, one huge tatted samoan m----------- doing backflips, more often than not they're shirtless >and they're all goofy-looking fat dudes >mfw I am a goofy-looking fat dude >every post like this has so many horny comments, absolute thirsting >horny guy comments outnumber girls like 10 to 1 but they sure are horny >mfw my girlfriend isn't dating me despite of my looks, she straight-up has a fetish for guys who look like this >mfw I'm not hot enough for instagram or OnlyFans but apparently I would do numbers on Tumblr
Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)07:24:23 No.898564323 >be me, dating a girl who's weird as hell but still way out of my league >happen to find her blog, can't resist snooping around >oh look, her likes are public >it's 90% pictures and video clips of dudes >either talking or doing random s---, playing an instrument, showing off a pet, one huge tatted samoan m----------- doing backflips, more often than not they're shirtless >and they're all goofy-looking fat dudes >mfw I am a goofy-looking fat dude >every post like this has so many horny comments, absolute thirsting >horny guy comments outnumber girls like 10 to 1 but they sure are horny >mfw my girlfriend isn't dating me despite of my looks, she straight-up has a fetish for guys who look like this >mfw I'm not hot enough for instagram or OnlyFans but apparently I would do numbers on Tumblr

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Coated feelings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)09:30:47 No.65046920 >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice
: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)09:30:47 No.65046920 >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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Anon wants a perfect woman | /r/Greentext

File: 1603945685725.jpg (26 KB, 540x504) << Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:19:33 No.73170849► >>73170870 >>73170896 Does the perfect woman even exist? I'm sick and tired of not being able to find the perfect woman who: >Thinks rationally like a man >Not overweight >Politically active >Muscular and lean body >Wants to support a family and be tradwife >Submissive >Nice ass and small t--- >Has a c--- >Won't nag me all the time How f------ impossible are these standards? Am I doomed? Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:21:27 No.73170870 >>73170849 (OP) >like a man □ Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:23:28 No.73170896 File: 1671288934707.jpg (254 KB, 1053x890) >>73170849 (OP) >perfect woman >Has a c--- >Has a c--- There are a ton of t----- tradlarpers, they're practically the default. Something does not add up. If he has c---, that is man. You can't have woman with c--- you imbecile.
File: 1603945685725.jpg (26 KB, 540x504) << Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:19:33 No.73170849► >>73170870 >>73170896 Does the perfect woman even exist? I'm sick and tired of not being able to find the perfect woman who: >Thinks rationally like a man >Not overweight >Politically active >Muscular and lean body >Wants to support a family and be tradwife >Submissive >Nice ass and small t--- >Has a c--- >Won't nag me all the time How f------ impossible are these standards? Am I doomed? Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:21:27 No.73170870 >>73170849 (OP) >like a man □ Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)22:23:28 No.73170896 File: 1671288934707.jpg (254 KB, 1053x890) >>73170849 (OP) >perfect woman >Has a c--- >Has a c--- There are a ton of t----- tradlarpers, they're practically the default. Something does not add up. If he has c---, that is man. You can't have woman with c--- you imbecile.

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A.I. Replacement Greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A.I. Replacement greentext thr(...) 05/02/23(Tue)14:55:07 No.93164225 >Be successfully making good money in high level copywriting >GPT makes me irrelevant in 1 month or less >Lose job >Move in with my friends, get job 84 KB JPG wage slaving at a restaurant to make ends meet in the meantime. >Post about it online, ask for advice >Everyone screeches GeT Good, bRo! lEaRn NeW SkiLLs. PIVOT!!1! >spend 6 months of free time and $5,000 learning NewSkill at school for future work in an unrelated industry. >Graduate from program, excited to try something new. >Use GPT to market my skills online >Apply for jobs using GPT generated resume >Get interview >Job offer accepted! Finally able to get my life back on track. >Get call next day from new boss, sorry we aren't hiring for this position anymore. >DrinkingHeavily.jpeg >Drunkenly go online to order pizza. Google tells me GPT-NewSkill was just released, covering all the skills I just took 6 months to learn, and it has a gyrating dildo attached to pleasure the user at the same time. >Post about it on Reddit. >BrO JUST PIVOT. LeArN to SuCK C--- BetTeR ThAn GpT!!!1! >MFW
: Anonymous A.I. Replacement greentext thr(...) 05/02/23(Tue)14:55:07 No.93164225 >Be successfully making good money in high level copywriting >GPT makes me irrelevant in 1 month or less >Lose job >Move in with my friends, get job 84 KB JPG wage slaving at a restaurant to make ends meet in the meantime. >Post about it online, ask for advice >Everyone screeches GeT Good, bRo! lEaRn NeW SkiLLs. PIVOT!!1! >spend 6 months of free time and $5,000 learning NewSkill at school for future work in an unrelated industry. >Graduate from program, excited to try something new. >Use GPT to market my skills online >Apply for jobs using GPT generated resume >Get interview >Job offer accepted! Finally able to get my life back on track. >Get call next day from new boss, sorry we aren't hiring for this position anymore. >DrinkingHeavily.jpeg >Drunkenly go online to order pizza. Google tells me GPT-NewSkill was just released, covering all the skills I just took 6 months to learn, and it has a gyrating dildo attached to pleasure the user at the same time. >Post about it on Reddit. >BrO JUST PIVOT. LeArN to SuCK C--- BetTeR ThAn GpT!!!1! >MFW

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Anon has a screw loose... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPG >happened like 20 minutes ago >stay up all night doing schoolwork and s--- 04/20/20(Mon )09:27:50 No.57754465 >whenever i go a full night with no sleep i feel really anxious and paranoid >sitting in living room >drinking water >brain waves flatline >forget i have to swallow the water >open my mouth and all the water falls out >hits my lap >cold as f--- >scares the f--- out of me >piss myself >see my dad standing there, he watched the whole thing >realize i p----- myself >run to my room what my dad saw: >take a sip of water >spit it out >look over at him >sprint upstairs i think im retarded
Anonymous 57 KB JPG >happened like 20 minutes ago >stay up all night doing schoolwork and s--- 04/20/20(Mon )09:27:50 No.57754465 >whenever i go a full night with no sleep i feel really anxious and paranoid >sitting in living room >drinking water >brain waves flatline >forget i have to swallow the water >open my mouth and all the water falls out >hits my lap >cold as f--- >scares the f--- out of me >piss myself >see my dad standing there, he watched the whole thing >realize i p----- myself >run to my room what my dad saw: >take a sip of water >spit it out >look over at him >sprint upstairs i think im retarded

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Anon gets his heart broken | /r/Greentext

1.61 MB JPG do you guys like my guinea pig : Anonymous >>3987437 (OP) # I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous >>3987453 # Why 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528
1.61 MB JPG do you guys like my guinea pig : Anonymous >>3987437 (OP) # I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987528 # >>3991621 # : Anonymous >>3987453 # Why 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528

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Anon talks about possums | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wfjXuloe 05/01/23 (Mon)13:31:54 No.425492151 >>425489073 Possums aren't sweethearts, they're giant rats. >angry >violent >greedy >so profoundly lazy they would rather roll over and die than run or fight a predator >terroritorial >meandering >fat >ugly >trasheating I relate to them so much. I love possums.
Anonymous (ID: wfjXuloe 05/01/23 (Mon)13:31:54 No.425492151 >>425489073 Possums aren't sweethearts, they're giant rats. >angry >violent >greedy >so profoundly lazy they would rather roll over and die than run or fight a predator >terroritorial >meandering >fat >ugly >trasheating I relate to them so much. I love possums.

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Anon gets bit | /r/Greentext

African village terrorised by gay baboon who recently r---- 5 men DOOGBE >be me >finally muster up the courage to ask my crush out on a date 57 KB JPG >decide to take her to a fancy restaurant to impress her >we're having a great time until suddenly we hear a loud noise from above >a raccoon drops down from the ceiling, hissing and foaming at the mouth >people are screaming and running in every direction, but my date and I freeze in fear >the raccoon charges at us and I try to defend her, but it's no use >it bites me on the arm and I feel an involuntary bowel movement >my date is horrified and starts to panic >we manage to escape to the bathroom, but it's too late for me >I sit there in embarrassment, I hear a commotion outside >turns out the police have been called and are in a standoff with the raccoon >more involuntary bowel movements >I'm still stuck in the bathroom, wondering how I'm going to explain the mess >eventually, the police manage to catch the raccoon and it's all over but the damage has been done >the cops manage to catch the raccoon, but not before it bites a few people >they also notice the mess in the bathroom and accuse me of public indecency >I try to explain the situation, but they don't believe me >my date is traumatized and I'm humiliated >I try to apologize and explain, but she's having none of it >she leaves the restaurant in a hurry and I'm left sitting there, feeling like a complete idiot lesson learned, always be prepared for unexpected situations and never underestimate the power of a wild animal.
African village terrorised by gay baboon who recently r---- 5 men DOOGBE >be me >finally muster up the courage to ask my crush out on a date 57 KB JPG >decide to take her to a fancy restaurant to impress her >we're having a great time until suddenly we hear a loud noise from above >a raccoon drops down from the ceiling, hissing and foaming at the mouth >people are screaming and running in every direction, but my date and I freeze in fear >the raccoon charges at us and I try to defend her, but it's no use >it bites me on the arm and I feel an involuntary bowel movement >my date is horrified and starts to panic >we manage to escape to the bathroom, but it's too late for me >I sit there in embarrassment, I hear a commotion outside >turns out the police have been called and are in a standoff with the raccoon >more involuntary bowel movements >I'm still stuck in the bathroom, wondering how I'm going to explain the mess >eventually, the police manage to catch the raccoon and it's all over but the damage has been done >the cops manage to catch the raccoon, but not before it bites a few people >they also notice the mess in the bathroom and accuse me of public indecency >I try to explain the situation, but they don't believe me >my date is traumatized and I'm humiliated >I try to apologize and explain, but she's having none of it >she leaves the restaurant in a hurry and I'm left sitting there, feeling like a complete idiot lesson learned, always be prepared for unexpected situations and never underestimate the power of a wild animal.

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Anons first momery | /r/Greentext

File: Sun Baby_Intro.PNG.png (572 KB, 1024x576) >pic rel >my mom leans over and playfully says >"that's you, you're a little baby" >perfectly understand >tfw my first memory was of watching tv First memory thread Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)00:46:05 No.898548812>>898548987 >>898549210 >>898549353 >>898549359 >>898549801 >be me >in diapers >maybe 2 yrs old >in bouncer in front of TV >the teletubbies baby sun is rising and the intro is playing
File: Sun Baby_Intro.PNG.png (572 KB, 1024x576) >pic rel >my mom leans over and playfully says >"that's you, you're a little baby" >perfectly understand >tfw my first memory was of watching tv First memory thread Anonymous 05/02/23(Tue)00:46:05 No.898548812>>898548987 >>898549210 >>898549353 >>898549359 >>898549801 >be me >in diapers >maybe 2 yrs old >in bouncer in front of TV >the teletubbies baby sun is rising and the intro is playing

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anon misses his friend, plays 40k to remember him (sorry if repost) | /r/Greentext

16 KB PNG >Me and childhood friend get into warhammer together when we were 10 >Friend gets Dark Angels and i get IG >Played alot of 2vs2 games and he would always deepstrike his deathwing to protect my artillery >Painted models to look like us >Friend died from cancer 5 years ago and left all of his warhammer stuff to me >Always bring an allied detachment of dark angels deathwing now >Always have them deepstrike to protect my basilisks >Have won me many games including one where the model representing my friend rolled four sixes in melee and slaughtered a daemon prince >His models always seem to roll well It hurts, Anons.
16 KB PNG >Me and childhood friend get into warhammer together when we were 10 >Friend gets Dark Angels and i get IG >Played alot of 2vs2 games and he would always deepstrike his deathwing to protect my artillery >Painted models to look like us >Friend died from cancer 5 years ago and left all of his warhammer stuff to me >Always bring an allied detachment of dark angels deathwing now >Always have them deepstrike to protect my basilisks >Have won me many games including one where the model representing my friend rolled four sixes in melee and slaughtered a daemon prince >His models always seem to roll well It hurts, Anons.

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Anon figured out philosophy | /r/Greentext

TE Philosophy is so easy Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)23:01:32 No.898543293 >>898543394 >be me >think >am I think I got this philosophy stuff figured out pretty well /b/ros □ Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)23:02:37 No.898543348 909512210
TE Philosophy is so easy Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)23:01:32 No.898543293 >>898543394 >be me >think >am I think I got this philosophy stuff figured out pretty well /b/ros □ Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)23:02:37 No.898543348 909512210

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Anon requests for a hug | /r/Greentext

Minza >go to hug mum >she dabs on me instead mummy no
Minza >go to hug mum >she dabs on me instead mummy no

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All Women are the same | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)14:07:06 No.28866843 52739.jpg 3.58 MB JPG >put a roof under her head >feed her the best quality food >pour her the purest water straight from a new Mountain Valley Spring bottle >take her to the best veterinarian in the City >buy her any toy she wants to keep her entertained >treat her like a queen >respect her privacy >TFW I'm basically her paypig >in return; she hisses at me for causing any minor inconvenience >bites me if i touched her in some way >doesn't respect my personal space, >won't sit on my lap >probably sees the neighbor's cat behind my back
: Anonymous 05/01/23 (Mon)14:07:06 No.28866843 52739.jpg 3.58 MB JPG >put a roof under her head >feed her the best quality food >pour her the purest water straight from a new Mountain Valley Spring bottle >take her to the best veterinarian in the City >buy her any toy she wants to keep her entertained >treat her like a queen >respect her privacy >TFW I'm basically her paypig >in return; she hisses at me for causing any minor inconvenience >bites me if i touched her in some way >doesn't respect my personal space, >won't sit on my lap >probably sees the neighbor's cat behind my back

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Anon tries to understand magnets and fails | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)21:58:34 No.13245981 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE MAGNETIC FORCE IS PERPENDICULAR TO THE MAGNETIC FIELD OR I WILL F------ KILL YOU. DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU SAY F = qu x B WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHY, I WILL F------ KILL YOU.
: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)21:58:34 No.13245981 EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE MAGNETIC FORCE IS PERPENDICULAR TO THE MAGNETIC FIELD OR I WILL F------ KILL YOU. DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU SAY F = qu x B WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHY, I WILL F------ KILL YOU.

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File: images (1).jpg (17 KB, 443x332) Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)18:12:56 No. 1936758319369514>>19369519>>1936954619370017 >>19371950 >>19374860 >>19375705 >>1937695919376965 >>19377345 >>19377486 >>19377719 >>19378394>>19379416 >>19380096 >>19380665 How f------ poor are you? >pic related, the same car as my shitmobile Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)01:23:27 No. 19374930193771531937725619377332 >>19377421 >>19379244>>19380709 I have a 1998 Dodge Caravan that I paid $200 for. Smog check and all. It ranks an easy 8/10 on the hooptie scale and constantly attracts cops. There is no ac, the ignition key is different from the door key, it didn't have an oil change for over 16000 miles before I bought it and the odometer glitches out losing miles randomly. Also the horn broke so I bought a handheld airhorn. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)12:30:09 No. 1937715319377283 >>19378278 >>19374930 >Also the horn broke so I bought a handheld airhorn F------ Imao. Imagine this. >> Anonymous 07/02/18(Mon)03:26:19 No. 19369514>>19380719 >>19380870 File: 1526761364722.jpg (54 KB, 793x786) Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)12:48:18 No. 1937725 >>19378278 >>19374930 >handheld airhorn Thanks man, I needed a good chuckle today Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 12:53:39 No. 19377283 ► >>19377153 please tell me when using it you don't just blast it but instead do the "frr frr frcccccccccer™ Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)16:27:34 No. 19378278 >>19378339>>19378366 >>19379222 >>19380026 >>19380709 File: 20180703_162317.jpg (934 KB, 2560x1536) Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 16:29:28 No. 19378287 >>19378339 File: 20180703_162356.jpg (861 KB, 2560x1536) >handheld airhorn >>19377256 >>19377153 >>19377256 I'm serious. I've used it in anger too. Only problem is having to manually roll the window down first. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 16:42:55 No. 19378339 >>19378278 >>19378287 Godspeed you crazy bastard SANDWICH ANARCHY COD Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)16:49:15 No.19378366 19378437 >>19378278 >pijamas >dirty ass carpet >dirty ass dashboard >bottle caps >radio with no cover 402005 And a picture of the copmagnet 2000 from outside. Also known as "Big D". >lots of coins >weird carpet thing over the dash in the passenger's side >weird part thing in the passenger's footwell >super start power pack >Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)19:57:13 No. 19379222 ► File: 1528188652155.jpg (13 KB, 286x168) RADICAL >>19367583 (OP) I ride a bicycle. manually roll the window down first. >>19378278 Dis n---- so f----- up it went full circle and he got errything figured out. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)20:11:59 No. 19379291 ► Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)13:05:54 No. 19377332 ► >>19379244 I have actually done that. Only when rolling with the window down though. >>19374930 Somebody should visualize this Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)13:23:59 No. 19377421 File: 1530389809908.jpg (283 KB, 900x885) I've used it in anger too. >>19374930 I love you man Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)20:02:18 No. 19379244>>19379291 >>19374930 >handheld airhorn my sides are in orbit m. Imagine cutting this dude off and he sticks his arm out the window and blows a handheld airhom at you FRO used it in anger Only when rolling with the window down though. Fr Frr FRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR! Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:04:05 No. 19380026 ► >>19378278 > The memes are real. I... need a screencap of this. Anyone? Anonymous 07/04/18 (Wed)01:11:10 No. 19380439 19380557 >>19374869 >driving american Anonymous 07/04/18(Wed)02:01:47 No. 19380557► >>19380439 Hey the f----- with the Caravan and airhorn is doing it right.
File: images (1).jpg (17 KB, 443x332) Anonymous 07/01/18(Sun)18:12:56 No. 1936758319369514>>19369519>>1936954619370017 >>19371950 >>19374860 >>19375705 >>1937695919376965 >>19377345 >>19377486 >>19377719 >>19378394>>19379416 >>19380096 >>19380665 How f------ poor are you? >pic related, the same car as my shitmobile Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)01:23:27 No. 19374930193771531937725619377332 >>19377421 >>19379244>>19380709 I have a 1998 Dodge Caravan that I paid $200 for. Smog check and all. It ranks an easy 8/10 on the hooptie scale and constantly attracts cops. There is no ac, the ignition key is different from the door key, it didn't have an oil change for over 16000 miles before I bought it and the odometer glitches out losing miles randomly. Also the horn broke so I bought a handheld airhorn. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)12:30:09 No. 1937715319377283 >>19378278 >>19374930 >Also the horn broke so I bought a handheld airhorn F------ Imao. Imagine this. >> Anonymous 07/02/18(Mon)03:26:19 No. 19369514>>19380719 >>19380870 File: 1526761364722.jpg (54 KB, 793x786) Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)12:48:18 No. 1937725 >>19378278 >>19374930 >handheld airhorn Thanks man, I needed a good chuckle today Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 12:53:39 No. 19377283 ► >>19377153 please tell me when using it you don't just blast it but instead do the "frr frr frcccccccccer™ Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)16:27:34 No. 19378278 >>19378339>>19378366 >>19379222 >>19380026 >>19380709 File: 20180703_162317.jpg (934 KB, 2560x1536) Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 16:29:28 No. 19378287 >>19378339 File: 20180703_162356.jpg (861 KB, 2560x1536) >handheld airhorn >>19377256 >>19377153 >>19377256 I'm serious. I've used it in anger too. Only problem is having to manually roll the window down first. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue) 16:42:55 No. 19378339 >>19378278 >>19378287 Godspeed you crazy bastard SANDWICH ANARCHY COD Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)16:49:15 No.19378366 19378437 >>19378278 >pijamas >dirty ass carpet >dirty ass dashboard >bottle caps >radio with no cover 402005 And a picture of the copmagnet 2000 from outside. Also known as "Big D". >lots of coins >weird carpet thing over the dash in the passenger's side >weird part thing in the passenger's footwell >super start power pack >Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)19:57:13 No. 19379222 ► File: 1528188652155.jpg (13 KB, 286x168) RADICAL >>19367583 (OP) I ride a bicycle. manually roll the window down first. >>19378278 Dis n---- so f----- up it went full circle and he got errything figured out. Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)20:11:59 No. 19379291 ► Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)13:05:54 No. 19377332 ► >>19379244 I have actually done that. Only when rolling with the window down though. >>19374930 Somebody should visualize this Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)13:23:59 No. 19377421 File: 1530389809908.jpg (283 KB, 900x885) I've used it in anger too. >>19374930 I love you man Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)20:02:18 No. 19379244>>19379291 >>19374930 >handheld airhorn my sides are in orbit m. Imagine cutting this dude off and he sticks his arm out the window and blows a handheld airhom at you FRO used it in anger Only when rolling with the window down though. Fr Frr FRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR! Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)23:04:05 No. 19380026 ► >>19378278 > The memes are real. I... need a screencap of this. Anyone? Anonymous 07/04/18 (Wed)01:11:10 No. 19380439 19380557 >>19374869 >driving american Anonymous 07/04/18(Wed)02:01:47 No. 19380557► >>19380439 Hey the f----- with the Caravan and airhorn is doing it right.

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