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File: wojaks.jpg (164 KB, 900x542) 809 □ Am I in the wrong here? Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)00:13:59 No.73531638 >be me >go on movie date with this qt3.14 m'lady I've been seeing >pay for tickets and everything, no problem there >after movie, she wants to go park down by the lake and chill(this was 100% her idea, I was expecting just to take her home) >we get there, I start looking for some good music on my phone to chill with >suddenly the vibe gets sexy >we start making out pretty heavily, she had no issue with me putting my hand up her shirt after a bit >that booba nice >a few minutes later she takes my d--- out of my pants(I didn't ask or anything, it was all her idea to get it out, I was not expecting) >she gives me a little oral but mostly it's a h------ >continue to feel her up all over during the handy, she is cool with that >blow a load all over her hand and arm, get a bunch on the seat >she cleans me up as best as possible with some napkins from the theatre >>73531660 >>73531662 >she gets back in her seat and just kind of gives me this look >she pulls her pants and panties all the way down to her ankles and gets her c--- out >it is fully hard, I can see it throbbing >things immediately get extremely awkward >after a minute, she pulls her pants up >I can tell she's pretty upset I dropped her off at home and she has been blowing up my phone. She thinks I am huge a------ for not reciprocating. I was definitely hoping to get a blowie or some bussy but I didn't want to touch a c--- because I'm not gay.
File: wojaks.jpg (164 KB, 900x542) 809 □ Am I in the wrong here? Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)00:13:59 No.73531638 >be me >go on movie date with this qt3.14 m'lady I've been seeing >pay for tickets and everything, no problem there >after movie, she wants to go park down by the lake and chill(this was 100% her idea, I was expecting just to take her home) >we get there, I start looking for some good music on my phone to chill with >suddenly the vibe gets sexy >we start making out pretty heavily, she had no issue with me putting my hand up her shirt after a bit >that booba nice >a few minutes later she takes my d--- out of my pants(I didn't ask or anything, it was all her idea to get it out, I was not expecting) >she gives me a little oral but mostly it's a h------ >continue to feel her up all over during the handy, she is cool with that >blow a load all over her hand and arm, get a bunch on the seat >she cleans me up as best as possible with some napkins from the theatre >>73531660 >>73531662 >she gets back in her seat and just kind of gives me this look >she pulls her pants and panties all the way down to her ankles and gets her c--- out >it is fully hard, I can see it throbbing >things immediately get extremely awkward >after a minute, she pulls her pants up >I can tell she's pretty upset I dropped her off at home and she has been blowing up my phone. She thinks I am huge a------ for not reciprocating. I was definitely hoping to get a blowie or some bussy but I didn't want to touch a c--- because I'm not gay.

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Anon goes to a concert | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.11 MB JPG 06/03/23(Sat)08:01:40 No.73541693 >Go to concert >Paid for cheap seats at the end >Sat right f------ next to girl and no one else >Awkward but whatever >Halfway through the show she has enough and gets up, walks away, never returns, misses half the concert >I get ten empty seats to myself and can sit comfortably now Who said being an ugly as sin incel is a curse?
: Anonymous 1.11 MB JPG 06/03/23(Sat)08:01:40 No.73541693 >Go to concert >Paid for cheap seats at the end >Sat right f------ next to girl and no one else >Awkward but whatever >Halfway through the show she has enough and gets up, walks away, never returns, misses half the concert >I get ten empty seats to myself and can sit comfortably now Who said being an ugly as sin incel is a curse?

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Anon Says a Joke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri) 12:52:52 No.52918475 ► >>52918505 >>52918515 >>52918520 >>52918529 >>52918542 >>52918636 >>52918666 >>52918843 >>52919216 >>52919266 >>52919388 >>52919810 >>52920013 >>52921450 >>52924310 >>52925214 >>52926955 >>52927839 >>52928827 >>52929379 >>52929936 >>52930816 >>52933503 >>52934019 >>52934890 >>52935929 >>52936620 File: angrywojak.png (210 KB, 593x635) >>52918093 (OP) Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" I shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"...okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad
Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri) 12:52:52 No.52918475 ► >>52918505 >>52918515 >>52918520 >>52918529 >>52918542 >>52918636 >>52918666 >>52918843 >>52919216 >>52919266 >>52919388 >>52919810 >>52920013 >>52921450 >>52924310 >>52925214 >>52926955 >>52927839 >>52928827 >>52929379 >>52929936 >>52930816 >>52933503 >>52934019 >>52934890 >>52935929 >>52936620 File: angrywojak.png (210 KB, 593x635) >>52918093 (OP) Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" I shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"...okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad

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Anons standard of beauty | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)03:18:26 No.179504216 551 KB JPG >>179503928 # >be caveman shitposting with other gruggs >carve this >hold it up to fot grugg and say "this is your mom" >everyone laughs >30,000 years later some soientist digs it up >claims I was a chubby chaser
Anonymous 01/21/23(Sat)03:18:26 No.179504216 551 KB JPG >>179503928 # >be caveman shitposting with other gruggs >carve this >hold it up to fot grugg and say "this is your mom" >everyone laughs >30,000 years later some soientist digs it up >claims I was a chubby chaser

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There is no tattoo on Anon | /r/Greentext

>foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >I say "what?" >"tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away
>foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?" >I say "what?" >"tattoo?" >"uh, no. I don't have any." >"very nice. very good. me neither" >walks away

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Smesh your boy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG 04/28/23(Fri)01:27:31 No.73122643 me. >Be 100kg fat f--- >sign up for kick boxing >s--- is way harder than I thought >go through day 1 completely exhausted >go home, shower and watch Khabib Nurmagomedov motivational speeches I will make it bros, I might not compete in actual tournaments but I will lose this f------ weight. Pray for
Anonymous 47 KB JPG 04/28/23(Fri)01:27:31 No.73122643 me. >Be 100kg fat f--- >sign up for kick boxing >s--- is way harder than I thought >go through day 1 completely exhausted >go home, shower and watch Khabib Nurmagomedov motivational speeches I will make it bros, I might not compete in actual tournaments but I will lose this f------ weight. Pray for

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Anon isn't a fan of video game industry | /r/Greentext

File: 252ab08a319ca760c66b23e92(...).jpg (36 KB, 1000x737) □ Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri)19:51:05 No.639291637 [Reply] F--- ALL THE REMAKES F--- ALL THE REMASTERS F--- THE SOULLESS SEQUELS FILLED WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS AND CENSORSHIP VIDEO GAMES ARE DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE 42 replies and 9 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: 252ab08a319ca760c66b23e92(...).jpg (36 KB, 1000x737) □ Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri)19:51:05 No.639291637 [Reply] F--- ALL THE REMAKES F--- ALL THE REMASTERS F--- THE SOULLESS SEQUELS FILLED WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS AND CENSORSHIP VIDEO GAMES ARE DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE 42 replies and 9 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon wants to know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 87 KB PNG 05/13/23(Sat)11:41:29 No.73299270 >ruthless criminal in charge of a drug empire >kills anyone who gets in the way including innocent bystanders >also is gay What did the writers mean by this?
: Anonymous 87 KB PNG 05/13/23(Sat)11:41:29 No.73299270 >ruthless criminal in charge of a drug empire >kills anyone who gets in the way including innocent bystanders >also is gay What did the writers mean by this?

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Anon unlocks a memory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 57 KB JPEG 6/2/2023, 6:02:45 PM > Be me > Unlocklonglostmemory.mp4 > Find BMX on side of the road > Take it home > Get DM from someone i knew at the time saying it was theres and they want it back No.58948755 > "NP itll be by the back steps of my appartment grab it when ever" > Fall asleep befor they come bye > Dream of watching my body get out of bed, leave my appartment, and stand in the window to see the exact moment that person grabbed there BMX and leave > OUTERBODYEXPERIENCE.JPEG > wake up next morning BMX is in fact gone Two questions though 1. Was it real? 2. If it was real not only W-- but how in the f--- did whoever i was know the exact f------ moment they would grab there BMX ...Is this a glitch in the simulation?
Anonymous 57 KB JPEG 6/2/2023, 6:02:45 PM > Be me > Unlocklonglostmemory.mp4 > Find BMX on side of the road > Take it home > Get DM from someone i knew at the time saying it was theres and they want it back No.58948755 > "NP itll be by the back steps of my appartment grab it when ever" > Fall asleep befor they come bye > Dream of watching my body get out of bed, leave my appartment, and stand in the window to see the exact moment that person grabbed there BMX and leave > OUTERBODYEXPERIENCE.JPEG > wake up next morning BMX is in fact gone Two questions though 1. Was it real? 2. If it was real not only W-- but how in the f--- did whoever i was know the exact f------ moment they would grab there BMX ...Is this a glitch in the simulation?

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Anon uses windows 11 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: A+0Zid97) * New windows 11 update is addin(...) 1685717468301873.png 5 KB PNG Thank you Bill, very cool Anonymous (ID: VjgraZwn) 06/02/23(Fri)17:17:11 No.429214333 : Anonymous (ID: 32e6Tkj+) What happens if you click it? Does CP just magically appear on your hard-drive? >>429215138 # >>429215531 # >>429215533 # >>429216094 # >>429219749 # >>429222962 # 380 KB PNG 06/02/23(Fri)17:24:16 No.429214954 06/02/23 (Fri)17:24:31 No.429214979 >imagine still using windows >>429216076 # >>429217563 # >>429221628 # >>429222994 # >>429223379 # >>429223402 # >>429227230 # : Anonymous (ID: NhXnOQQ8) 06/02/23(Fri)17:26:04 No.429215138 >>429214954 # theres a 41% chance it deletes system32 >>429215531 # >>429215867 # >>429216354 # >>429216366 # >>429217285 # >>429217421 # >>429217548 # >>429218341 # >>429218476 # >>429218650 # >>429219736 # >>429219749 # >>429219941 # >>429219960 # >>429220589 # >>429220745 # >>429220750 # >>429221141 # >>429221483 # >>429221579 # >>429221713 # >>429222040 # >>429222851 # >>429223044 # >>429223729 # >>429223787 # >>429225012 # >>429225168 # >>429225235 # >>429225506 #
: Anonymous (ID: A+0Zid97) * New windows 11 update is addin(...) 1685717468301873.png 5 KB PNG Thank you Bill, very cool Anonymous (ID: VjgraZwn) 06/02/23(Fri)17:17:11 No.429214333 : Anonymous (ID: 32e6Tkj+) What happens if you click it? Does CP just magically appear on your hard-drive? >>429215138 # >>429215531 # >>429215533 # >>429216094 # >>429219749 # >>429222962 # 380 KB PNG 06/02/23(Fri)17:24:16 No.429214954 06/02/23 (Fri)17:24:31 No.429214979 >imagine still using windows >>429216076 # >>429217563 # >>429221628 # >>429222994 # >>429223379 # >>429223402 # >>429227230 # : Anonymous (ID: NhXnOQQ8) 06/02/23(Fri)17:26:04 No.429215138 >>429214954 # theres a 41% chance it deletes system32 >>429215531 # >>429215867 # >>429216354 # >>429216366 # >>429217285 # >>429217421 # >>429217548 # >>429218341 # >>429218476 # >>429218650 # >>429219736 # >>429219749 # >>429219941 # >>429219960 # >>429220589 # >>429220745 # >>429220750 # >>429221141 # >>429221483 # >>429221579 # >>429221713 # >>429222040 # >>429222851 # >>429223044 # >>429223729 # >>429223787 # >>429225012 # >>429225168 # >>429225235 # >>429225506 #

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Anon experiences fatphobia on 4chin | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20230602_002533314~2.jpg (1.1 MB, 4000x3000) >>31259409 >>31259433 414.2 Enough is enough Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)18:47:36 No.31257417 ► >>31257518>>31257520 >>31257538>>31257540 >>31257549 >>31257593 >>31257670 >>31259253 >>31259281 I'm sick and tired of all the fatphobia on this board. Instead of just complaining, however, I've decided to do something about it. Last year I made the decision to go on a feasting strike. I was a modest 330 lbs at the time, but I still experienced fatphobia on a near daily basis. I figured that if someone hates fat people, they would also hate making someone else fatter. At that point, I decided that every time somebody replies to my posts or replies in any of my threads with fatphobic rhetoric, I will gain one pound. Eventually I was receiving so many counts of fatphobia that it was impossible to gain weight fast enough, so I went on a hiatus from this site. In total, I had tallied up 84 fatphobic remarks directed towards me within just a few months, so as part of my strike I was obligated to gain 84 pounds. After many months, I have finally reached 414 and am ready to return back to /lgbt/. Now that I'm back, I want everyone to know that any fatphobia directed towards me will be responsible for an additional pound on my frame. I'm not a namefag, so the risk that you're replying to me will always be present. I hope that this will make the fatphobes think twice before spreading their hate-filled drivel. I am prepared to sacrifice my health and mobility for this cause. I also encourage my fellow fatties to join me on this feasting strike. And I hope all the fatphobes I've interacted with feel bad about personally fattening me up.
File: IMG_20230602_002533314~2.jpg (1.1 MB, 4000x3000) >>31259409 >>31259433 414.2 Enough is enough Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)18:47:36 No.31257417 ► >>31257518>>31257520 >>31257538>>31257540 >>31257549 >>31257593 >>31257670 >>31259253 >>31259281 I'm sick and tired of all the fatphobia on this board. Instead of just complaining, however, I've decided to do something about it. Last year I made the decision to go on a feasting strike. I was a modest 330 lbs at the time, but I still experienced fatphobia on a near daily basis. I figured that if someone hates fat people, they would also hate making someone else fatter. At that point, I decided that every time somebody replies to my posts or replies in any of my threads with fatphobic rhetoric, I will gain one pound. Eventually I was receiving so many counts of fatphobia that it was impossible to gain weight fast enough, so I went on a hiatus from this site. In total, I had tallied up 84 fatphobic remarks directed towards me within just a few months, so as part of my strike I was obligated to gain 84 pounds. After many months, I have finally reached 414 and am ready to return back to /lgbt/. Now that I'm back, I want everyone to know that any fatphobia directed towards me will be responsible for an additional pound on my frame. I'm not a namefag, so the risk that you're replying to me will always be present. I hope that this will make the fatphobes think twice before spreading their hate-filled drivel. I am prepared to sacrifice my health and mobility for this cause. I also encourage my fellow fatties to join me on this feasting strike. And I hope all the fatphobes I've interacted with feel bad about personally fattening me up.

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anon successfully makes a post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB PNG >>900299217 # : Anonymous >>900298774 # what the freak : Anonymous >>900298732 (OP) # no retard you f----- it up like you f----- up your life. f------ die in a fire you f------ p------------. you are no better than a dog s--- on the road >>900299236 # : Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)01:49:10 No.900298732 What 132 KB GIF >be me >never used this site before >trying to make a post >did i do it right? 06/03/23(Sat)01:50:00 No.900298774 06/03/23(Sat)01:59:57 No.900299217 06/03/23(Sat)02:00:33 No.900299236 >>900299217 #
: Anonymous 106 KB PNG >>900299217 # : Anonymous >>900298774 # what the freak : Anonymous >>900298732 (OP) # no retard you f----- it up like you f----- up your life. f------ die in a fire you f------ p------------. you are no better than a dog s--- on the road >>900299236 # : Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)01:49:10 No.900298732 What 132 KB GIF >be me >never used this site before >trying to make a post >did i do it right? 06/03/23(Sat)01:50:00 No.900298774 06/03/23(Sat)01:59:57 No.900299217 06/03/23(Sat)02:00:33 No.900299236 >>900299217 #

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Anon (mei) tries to liberate hong kong | /r/Greentext

MEI IS FIGHTING FOR HER RIGHTS T BUT SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE. #liberatehongkong
MEI IS FIGHTING FOR HER RIGHTS T BUT SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE. #liberatehongkong

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Anon is going to ask a femoid out | /r/Greentext

WIN 20230510 00 36 36 Pro.jpg) ImgOps Please (one with me to prom (1) ROME FELL... Vor AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 AU [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] чучи д Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin
WIN 20230510 00 36 36 Pro.jpg) ImgOps Please (one with me to prom (1) ROME FELL... Vor AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 AU [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] чучи д Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin

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Anon needs a magic spell | /r/Greentext

HOME : Anonymous Love spells? Ca 35 KB JPG 90% 9:36 PM Hey guys, I was wondering if you guys have any love spells that have worked and if theres a story behind that? like who did you use it for? did it actually worked? what was the spell? I am doing this for research purposes, there seems to be a lot out there but mostly are these simple honey and candle spells but I'm sure theres more than that... so if you guys have any stories about them, pls send them this way bruhs :( 46 KB JPG thanks in advance >>17757478 # boards.4chan.org/x/t : Anonymous 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:47 No.17756705 : Anonymous 2 05/31/16(Tue)15:16:18 No.17756691 Procure this talisman. Works every time. 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:55 No.17756706
HOME : Anonymous Love spells? Ca 35 KB JPG 90% 9:36 PM Hey guys, I was wondering if you guys have any love spells that have worked and if theres a story behind that? like who did you use it for? did it actually worked? what was the spell? I am doing this for research purposes, there seems to be a lot out there but mostly are these simple honey and candle spells but I'm sure theres more than that... so if you guys have any stories about them, pls send them this way bruhs :( 46 KB JPG thanks in advance >>17757478 # boards.4chan.org/x/t : Anonymous 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:47 No.17756705 : Anonymous 2 05/31/16(Tue)15:16:18 No.17756691 Procure this talisman. Works every time. 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:55 No.17756706

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Girlfriend is better | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Post everything you love about(...) 265 KB PNG 04/18/23(Tue)23:03:59 No.73010630 >pure and wholesome (KHHV before me) >genuinely smart >a total sweetheart and super loving >actually has goals in life >hard working and competent at accomplishing her goals >long beautiful soft brown hair >cute blue eyes >warm and cuddly >very physically affectionate >very affectionate in general and wants me to be the same way (I'm happy to do so) >autistic (meme) in a cute way >knows 4chan memes >likes anime/vidya and is especially knowledgeable with vidya >parents like her too >cute voice >nice body that she wants me to massage >has cute feet that don't smell :!!MZx73aqZsYD 04/18/23(Tue)23:09:27 No.73010676 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)23:11:25 No.73010695 >>73010630 (OP) # >Farting louder than a lawnmower >Racist >Yelling like tyler1 at random >Eyes so googly google shutdown for copyright >Picks her nose and eat her boogers sensually >Spurting the n-word sometimes so loudly i have to kiss her to shut her up as my only recourse >Mustache >Yelling also like Left 4 dead tank zombie >Twerking a projecting s--- like an hippopotamus to assert dominance >A gay ass m----------- girl
: Anonymous Post everything you love about(...) 265 KB PNG 04/18/23(Tue)23:03:59 No.73010630 >pure and wholesome (KHHV before me) >genuinely smart >a total sweetheart and super loving >actually has goals in life >hard working and competent at accomplishing her goals >long beautiful soft brown hair >cute blue eyes >warm and cuddly >very physically affectionate >very affectionate in general and wants me to be the same way (I'm happy to do so) >autistic (meme) in a cute way >knows 4chan memes >likes anime/vidya and is especially knowledgeable with vidya >parents like her too >cute voice >nice body that she wants me to massage >has cute feet that don't smell :!!MZx73aqZsYD 04/18/23(Tue)23:09:27 No.73010676 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)23:11:25 No.73010695 >>73010630 (OP) # >Farting louder than a lawnmower >Racist >Yelling like tyler1 at random >Eyes so googly google shutdown for copyright >Picks her nose and eat her boogers sensually >Spurting the n-word sometimes so loudly i have to kiss her to shut her up as my only recourse >Mustache >Yelling also like Left 4 dead tank zombie >Twerking a projecting s--- like an hippopotamus to assert dominance >A gay ass m----------- girl

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"Truth is anon... the game was rigged from the start." | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: uQaxRygg) 9 The sad state of urkanian men 345 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)10:55:41 No.429145501 Ukranian man abandons his car in the middle of the road and runs away while crying from the draft kidnappers police while two Ukrainian women mock him and laugh at him. 40 KB JPG >https://files.catbox.moe/33twkx.mp4 : Anonymous (ID: jJx0XLbY E 06/02/23(Fri)10:56:33 No.429145550 >>429145501 (OP) # >women literally laughing at him as he's hunted down by the soldiers to be sent to the front line to get blown up by artillery why are females like that, bros? >>429146051 # >>429146267 # >>429146710 # >>429146844 # >>429146910 # >>429147134 # >>429147684 # >>429147901 # >>429147987 # >>429148255 # >>429148450 # >>429148504 # >>429148929 # >>429149175 # >>429149364 # >>429149643 # >>429150200 # >>429150811 # >>429150895 # >>429151204 # >>429152063 # >>429152623 # >>429153334 # >>429153902 # >>429155484 # >>429156510 # >>429157914 #
: Anonymous (ID: uQaxRygg) 9 The sad state of urkanian men 345 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)10:55:41 No.429145501 Ukranian man abandons his car in the middle of the road and runs away while crying from the draft kidnappers police while two Ukrainian women mock him and laugh at him. 40 KB JPG >https://files.catbox.moe/33twkx.mp4 : Anonymous (ID: jJx0XLbY E 06/02/23(Fri)10:56:33 No.429145550 >>429145501 (OP) # >women literally laughing at him as he's hunted down by the soldiers to be sent to the front line to get blown up by artillery why are females like that, bros? >>429146051 # >>429146267 # >>429146710 # >>429146844 # >>429146910 # >>429147134 # >>429147684 # >>429147901 # >>429147987 # >>429148255 # >>429148450 # >>429148504 # >>429148929 # >>429149175 # >>429149364 # >>429149643 # >>429150200 # >>429150811 # >>429150895 # >>429151204 # >>429152063 # >>429152623 # >>429153334 # >>429153902 # >>429155484 # >>429156510 # >>429157914 #

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Anon is a Batzorig Vaanchig | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21 (Mon)18:43:33 No.65458138 SongoftheSteppes.jpg 187 KB JPG >bout to get ready for work >realize that you're Batzorig Vaanchig, and you don't need to work >TENGAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAYA TTA|||||||||||||IIDELHIYYYNNNNNHAGA SIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOONNNNHICHEENEGTE EESIIIIIDDDHIMOORAAASAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHEYEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEYE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHERELHEG GGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGGISSAYYYYYYYYEZ YEEAAAAHHНННННННН ZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNGGHIIIISSKHAAAA ANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIIIIDUNNDDAAAAAAA SSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGGGGIIIHUCCHHHHT TEEEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRRDELKHIDEEEGAR IDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYYEE
: Anonymous 09/20/21 (Mon)18:43:33 No.65458138 SongoftheSteppes.jpg 187 KB JPG >bout to get ready for work >realize that you're Batzorig Vaanchig, and you don't need to work >TENGAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZAYA TTA|||||||||||||IIDELHIYYYNNNNNHAGA SIYZDAGGULLLLLLLSEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNWWOHHNNNCHOOONNNNHICHEENEGTE EESIIIIIDDDHIMOORAAASAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHEYEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEYE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHERELHEG GGGMONNGOLLLLLCHINGGGISSAYYYYYYYYEZ YEEAAAAHHНННННННН ZEEENNBOGGDDDCHIINNNGGHIIIISSKHAAAA ANNNNNGALLLLTMESSNIIIIDUNNDDAAAAAAA SSSSSGANBOLLLLDDSHIGGGGIIIHUCCHHHHT TEEEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRRDELKHIDEEEGAR IDSHUVUUUUUSHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYYEE

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Anon recites the days of the week | /r/Greentext

e: IMG_0829.jpg (167 KB, 538x475) Does anyone else keep getting social media vids and pics saying not to j-------? Surely my f----- up browser history indicates this is never going to happen. >no masterbation mondays >no tug tuesdays >no wank wednesdays >no thrash thursdays >no fap fridays >no spank saturdays >no splooge sundays Who are these freaks who want to take away the only thing im good at?
e: IMG_0829.jpg (167 KB, 538x475) Does anyone else keep getting social media vids and pics saying not to j-------? Surely my f----- up browser history indicates this is never going to happen. >no masterbation mondays >no tug tuesdays >no wank wednesdays >no thrash thursdays >no fap fridays >no spank saturdays >no splooge sundays Who are these freaks who want to take away the only thing im good at?

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Anon is fucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)12:29:33 No.137510286 >Be me >Not living in an English- speaking country >New spiderman releases >Won't appear online until November >Local cinemas will only play it in a s----- dub >Doesn't want to spoil the experience by watching a cam rip >MFW
: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)12:29:33 No.137510286 >Be me >Not living in an English- speaking country >New spiderman releases >Won't appear online until November >Local cinemas will only play it in a s----- dub >Doesn't want to spoil the experience by watching a cam rip >MFW

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