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: Anonymous 87 KB PNG 05/13/23(Sat)11:41:29 No.73299270 >ruthless criminal in charge of a drug empire >kills anyone who gets in the way including innocent bystanders >also is gay What did the writers mean by this?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 03/19/25(Wed)15:40:34 No.932673980 >be me >work same job for almost 10 years now >get new african co-workers >barley speaks english >says he's solmoli or some s--- >one day see him just sitting at his desk staring at his computer >see he's just staring at pics of neanderthals on google images >ask him what he's doing >he points at screen >"neanderthal white peep-pol descendants" >homosapiens black peep-pol descendants" >"we'ze are superior" >call him a retard and go back to work >he looks at pics of neanderthals all day >fw 3 days and I get pulled into HR >HR is chewing me out for calling him a retard >try to explain my side of things >HR wasn't having any of it >get written up >have to take a dumb 2 week sensitivity online class

Anonymous 3 KB JPEG 20/03/2025, 7:22:52 pm No.89703351 > go to bed at like 11:50 PM cause i'm stressed out of my arse > have dream about onigiri > wake up at 2:40 AM > pants feel wet > expect to have p----- myself like a five year old > its c-- What does this mean bros? I don't even like onigiri that much.

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Anonymous 57 KB JPEG 6/2/2023, 6:02:45 PM > Be me > Unlocklonglostmemory.mp4 > Find BMX on side of the road > Take it home > Get DM from someone i knew at the time saying it was theres and they want it back No.58948755 > "NP itll be by the back steps of my appartment grab it when ever" > Fall asleep befor they come bye > Dream of watching my body get out of bed, leave my appartment, and stand in the window to see the exact moment that person grabbed there BMX and leave > OUTERBODYEXPERIENCE.JPEG > wake up next morning BMX is in fact gone Two questions though 1. Was it real? 2. If it was real not only W-- but how in the f--- did whoever i was know the exact f------ moment they would grab there BMX ...Is this a glitch in the simulation?

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: Anonymous (ID: A+0Zid97) * New windows 11 update is addin(...) 1685717468301873.png 5 KB PNG Thank you Bill, very cool Anonymous (ID: VjgraZwn) 06/02/23(Fri)17:17:11 No.429214333 : Anonymous (ID: 32e6Tkj+) What happens if you click it? Does CP just magically appear on your hard-drive? >>429215138 # >>429215531 # >>429215533 # >>429216094 # >>429219749 # >>429222962 # 380 KB PNG 06/02/23(Fri)17:24:16 No.429214954 06/02/23 (Fri)17:24:31 No.429214979 >imagine still using windows >>429216076 # >>429217563 # >>429221628 # >>429222994 # >>429223379 # >>429223402 # >>429227230 # : Anonymous (ID: NhXnOQQ8) 06/02/23(Fri)17:26:04 No.429215138 >>429214954 # theres a 41% chance it deletes system32 >>429215531 # >>429215867 # >>429216354 # >>429216366 # >>429217285 # >>429217421 # >>429217548 # >>429218341 # >>429218476 # >>429218650 # >>429219736 # >>429219749 # >>429219941 # >>429219960 # >>429220589 # >>429220745 # >>429220750 # >>429221141 # >>429221483 # >>429221579 # >>429221713 # >>429222040 # >>429222851 # >>429223044 # >>429223729 # >>429223787 # >>429225012 # >>429225168 # >>429225235 # >>429225506 #

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Anon experiences fatphobia on 4chin | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20230602_002533314~2.jpg (1.1 MB, 4000x3000) >>31259409 >>31259433 414.2 Enough is enough Anonymous 06/02/23(Fri)18:47:36 No.31257417 ► >>31257518>>31257520 >>31257538>>31257540 >>31257549 >>31257593 >>31257670 >>31259253 >>31259281 I'm sick and tired of all the fatphobia on this board. Instead of just complaining, however, I've decided to do something about it. Last year I made the decision to go on a feasting strike. I was a modest 330 lbs at the time, but I still experienced fatphobia on a near daily basis. I figured that if someone hates fat people, they would also hate making someone else fatter. At that point, I decided that every time somebody replies to my posts or replies in any of my threads with fatphobic rhetoric, I will gain one pound. Eventually I was receiving so many counts of fatphobia that it was impossible to gain weight fast enough, so I went on a hiatus from this site. In total, I had tallied up 84 fatphobic remarks directed towards me within just a few months, so as part of my strike I was obligated to gain 84 pounds. After many months, I have finally reached 414 and am ready to return back to /lgbt/. Now that I'm back, I want everyone to know that any fatphobia directed towards me will be responsible for an additional pound on my frame. I'm not a namefag, so the risk that you're replying to me will always be present. I hope that this will make the fatphobes think twice before spreading their hate-filled drivel. I am prepared to sacrifice my health and mobility for this cause. I also encourage my fellow fatties to join me on this feasting strike. And I hope all the fatphobes I've interacted with feel bad about personally fattening me up.

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: Anonymous 106 KB PNG >>900299217 # : Anonymous >>900298774 # what the freak : Anonymous >>900298732 (OP) # no retard you f----- it up like you f----- up your life. f------ die in a fire you f------ p------------. you are no better than a dog s--- on the road >>900299236 # : Anonymous 06/03/23(Sat)01:49:10 No.900298732 What 132 KB GIF >be me >never used this site before >trying to make a post >did i do it right? 06/03/23(Sat)01:50:00 No.900298774 06/03/23(Sat)01:59:57 No.900299217 06/03/23(Sat)02:00:33 No.900299236 >>900299217 #

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MEI IS FIGHTING FOR HER RIGHTS T BUT SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE. #liberatehongkong

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WIN 20230510 00 36 36 Pro.jpg) ImgOps Please (one with me to prom (1) ROME FELL... Vor AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 AU [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] чучи д Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin

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HOME : Anonymous Love spells? Ca 35 KB JPG 90% 9:36 PM Hey guys, I was wondering if you guys have any love spells that have worked and if theres a story behind that? like who did you use it for? did it actually worked? what was the spell? I am doing this for research purposes, there seems to be a lot out there but mostly are these simple honey and candle spells but I'm sure theres more than that... so if you guys have any stories about them, pls send them this way bruhs :( 46 KB JPG thanks in advance >>17757478 # boards.4chan.org/x/t : Anonymous 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:47 No.17756705 : Anonymous 2 05/31/16(Tue)15:16:18 No.17756691 Procure this talisman. Works every time. 05/31/16(Tue)15:20:55 No.17756706

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: Anonymous Post everything you love about(...) 265 KB PNG 04/18/23(Tue)23:03:59 No.73010630 >pure and wholesome (KHHV before me) >genuinely smart >a total sweetheart and super loving >actually has goals in life >hard working and competent at accomplishing her goals >long beautiful soft brown hair >cute blue eyes >warm and cuddly >very physically affectionate >very affectionate in general and wants me to be the same way (I'm happy to do so) >autistic (meme) in a cute way >knows 4chan memes >likes anime/vidya and is especially knowledgeable with vidya >parents like her too >cute voice >nice body that she wants me to massage >has cute feet that don't smell :!!MZx73aqZsYD 04/18/23(Tue)23:09:27 No.73010676 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)23:11:25 No.73010695 >>73010630 (OP) # >Farting louder than a lawnmower >Racist >Yelling like tyler1 at random >Eyes so googly google shutdown for copyright >Picks her nose and eat her boogers sensually >Spurting the n-word sometimes so loudly i have to kiss her to shut her up as my only recourse >Mustache >Yelling also like Left 4 dead tank zombie >Twerking a projecting s--- like an hippopotamus to assert dominance >A gay ass m----------- girl

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: Anonymous (ID: uQaxRygg) 9 The sad state of urkanian men 345 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)10:55:41 No.429145501 Ukranian man abandons his car in the middle of the road and runs away while crying from the draft kidnappers police while two Ukrainian women mock him and laugh at him. 40 KB JPG >https://files.catbox.moe/33twkx.mp4 : Anonymous (ID: jJx0XLbY E 06/02/23(Fri)10:56:33 No.429145550 >>429145501 (OP) # >women literally laughing at him as he's hunted down by the soldiers to be sent to the front line to get blown up by artillery why are females like that, bros? >>429146051 # >>429146267 # >>429146710 # >>429146844 # >>429146910 # >>429147134 # >>429147684 # >>429147901 # >>429147987 # >>429148255 # >>429148450 # >>429148504 # >>429148929 # >>429149175 # >>429149364 # >>429149643 # >>429150200 # >>429150811 # >>429150895 # >>429151204 # >>429152063 # >>429152623 # >>429153334 # >>429153902 # >>429155484 # >>429156510 # >>429157914 #

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e: IMG_0829.jpg (167 KB, 538x475) Does anyone else keep getting social media vids and pics saying not to j-------? Surely my f----- up browser history indicates this is never going to happen. >no masterbation mondays >no tug tuesdays >no wank wednesdays >no thrash thursdays >no fap fridays >no spank saturdays >no splooge sundays Who are these freaks who want to take away the only thing im good at?

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: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/02/23(Fri)12:29:33 No.137510286 >Be me >Not living in an English- speaking country >New spiderman releases >Won't appear online until November >Local cinemas will only play it in a s----- dub >Doesn't want to spoil the experience by watching a cam rip >MFW

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