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: Anonymous (ID: ePqWFm6K but pol told me muh zootopia i...) 09/27/19(Fri)17:47:12 No.228004128 >watch zootopia with gf >she says that nick and judy look f------ hot with each other >uh okay lol? >check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized 238 KB JPG >we have sex later >she screams knot me you filthy fox >i can't stop crying from laughter >gf is serious mad how do i cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? : Anonymous (ID: J04GCVJU ) 09/27/19(Fri)17:50:37 No.228004435 >>228004128 (OP) # Buy a horse suit and just pretend to be an animal. S--- on the floor, break stuff, whatever your inner horse tell you
: Anonymous (ID: ePqWFm6K but pol told me muh zootopia i...) 09/27/19(Fri)17:47:12 No.228004128 >watch zootopia with gf >she says that nick and judy look f------ hot with each other >uh okay lol? >check her browsing history >full of degenerate furry s--- with female animals getting sodomized 238 KB JPG >we have sex later >she screams knot me you filthy fox >i can't stop crying from laughter >gf is serious mad how do i cure her from being a furry degenerate pol? : Anonymous (ID: J04GCVJU ) 09/27/19(Fri)17:50:37 No.228004435 >>228004128 (OP) # Buy a horse suit and just pretend to be an animal. S--- on the floor, break stuff, whatever your inner horse tell you

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anon's gf is thinking about ending the relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)13:44:52 No.873837665 41 >Be me, in relationship with woman C for nearly 6 years at this point (we're both 21). >Get into argument about lack of sexual attention which results in her asking for space, says she's 839 KB PNG thinking about ending the relationship >I can't stop thinking about it, no matter what >Everything else in life has become less fun, I can't do anything without thinking about it. None of my games or friends really make me happy like they used to before this. I'm pretty healthy usually with how I balance life and relationship, but everything here is getting worse and worse because of how this makes me feel. >Have started sleeping through classes and have lost all motivation >She agrees to meet with me in person to talk about how she feels >l don't know if she wants to continue the relationship or not. >l move my flight back to hometown from school back for the 7th as opposed to the 13th so we can try to meet sooner. >Says she can't because of school >Offer to do her work for her if she just sends me the prompts so we can meet up sooner on my birthday (the 8th) >She says no because she doesn't need help >When I ask her to meet me on the 8th then she says she can't due to work, and that she doesn't need my help with the work. >Tell her how this is making me depressed and I would appreciate it if she would help and just see me on my birthday so we can talk. No sex or anything, just want to talk. >She says no Rewind to the beginning of the relationship, I was constantly there for her when she was anxious. She was self harming and I helped get her into and through therapy with a therapist. Several nights I would stay up and not sleep before exams, or even skip them because I wanted to comfort her. Now whenever I bring that up I get told that she hates when I bring up the past, as if what I did had no meaning or impact. This is the first time in 6 years I have ever felt this vulnerable, anxious, frustrated, angry, or depressed. This woman has been nothing but sweet to me for... 143 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)13:44:52 No.873837665 41 >Be me, in relationship with woman C for nearly 6 years at this point (we're both 21). >Get into argument about lack of sexual attention which results in her asking for space, says she's 839 KB PNG thinking about ending the relationship >I can't stop thinking about it, no matter what >Everything else in life has become less fun, I can't do anything without thinking about it. None of my games or friends really make me happy like they used to before this. I'm pretty healthy usually with how I balance life and relationship, but everything here is getting worse and worse because of how this makes me feel. >Have started sleeping through classes and have lost all motivation >She agrees to meet with me in person to talk about how she feels >l don't know if she wants to continue the relationship or not. >l move my flight back to hometown from school back for the 7th as opposed to the 13th so we can try to meet sooner. >Says she can't because of school >Offer to do her work for her if she just sends me the prompts so we can meet up sooner on my birthday (the 8th) >She says no because she doesn't need help >When I ask her to meet me on the 8th then she says she can't due to work, and that she doesn't need my help with the work. >Tell her how this is making me depressed and I would appreciate it if she would help and just see me on my birthday so we can talk. No sex or anything, just want to talk. >She says no Rewind to the beginning of the relationship, I was constantly there for her when she was anxious. She was self harming and I helped get her into and through therapy with a therapist. Several nights I would stay up and not sleep before exams, or even skip them because I wanted to comfort her. Now whenever I bring that up I get told that she hates when I bring up the past, as if what I did had no meaning or impact. This is the first time in 6 years I have ever felt this vulnerable, anxious, frustrated, angry, or depressed. This woman has been nothing but sweet to me for... 143 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon takes a drive | /r/Greentext

File: 542789bad276a.image.jpg (81 KB, 1200x749) O Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)06:40:20 No.873824681 >>873825249 >>873825322 >>873825483 >>873826201 >>873826982 >2873827216 >switch on turn signal >car behind me immediately starts riding my bumper >as i make my turn >HO00000000000000ONK >why are people like this 0 00 OFF OFF
File: 542789bad276a.image.jpg (81 KB, 1200x749) O Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)06:40:20 No.873824681 >>873825249 >>873825322 >>873825483 >>873826201 >>873826982 >2873827216 >switch on turn signal >car behind me immediately starts riding my bumper >as i make my turn >HO00000000000000ONK >why are people like this 0 00 OFF OFF

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anon makes friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)12:25:38 No.67614266 >>67613994 (OP) # >>67614047 # that's nothing kek >summer night at a birthday party >6 110 KB JPG >autistic >i f------ loved chess >it was some black guy's birthday >i met some kids and made friends with them real quick because they also liked chess >there was a chess board in the party >i was always the whites because the whites play first >some kids say i'm always killing the blacks >"yeah i'm pretty good at it" >everyone sings happy birthday >song finishes >autism kicks in >"KILL ALL BLACKS" I started hating chess since that day
: Anonymous 03/01/22(Tue)12:25:38 No.67614266 >>67613994 (OP) # >>67614047 # that's nothing kek >summer night at a birthday party >6 110 KB JPG >autistic >i f------ loved chess >it was some black guy's birthday >i met some kids and made friends with them real quick because they also liked chess >there was a chess board in the party >i was always the whites because the whites play first >some kids say i'm always killing the blacks >"yeah i'm pretty good at it" >everyone sings happy birthday >song finishes >autism kicks in >"KILL ALL BLACKS" I started hating chess since that day

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Anon is Russian. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: d16SR50L ) * 03/05/22(Sat)12:52:20 No.365357911 >be Russian >turn 18 >get conscripted into the Army >show up to your unit >get relentlessly bullied by every minority group >get r---- by your NCO >get sent into a warzone with zero 26 KB JPG training >drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck >get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border >unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties >your body gets tossed to the side of the road >your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave >your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you
Anonymous (ID: d16SR50L ) * 03/05/22(Sat)12:52:20 No.365357911 >be Russian >turn 18 >get conscripted into the Army >show up to your unit >get relentlessly bullied by every minority group >get r---- by your NCO >get sent into a warzone with zero 26 KB JPG training >drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck >get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border >unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties >your body gets tossed to the side of the road >your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave >your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you

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We did it, reddit | /r/Greentext

1/6 AUTW/2vH (OP) US 2h (3/5 9:12) ·365272386 309 Re · 70 Img JPG 620KB (1125x 2110) 62 Replies ine epert ad d +Join Shared by Ukranian army soldier on his Facebook: "Military briefing before going to battle against the invaders" 14 убитых фолькситу BacweKgeo 18+ 02.03.2022 14 e2dayn штурмистов в 236 Disie Share Downbad Seve >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes
1/6 AUTW/2vH (OP) US 2h (3/5 9:12) ·365272386 309 Re · 70 Img JPG 620KB (1125x 2110) 62 Replies ine epert ad d +Join Shared by Ukranian army soldier on his Facebook: "Military briefing before going to battle against the invaders" 14 убитых фолькситу BacweKgeo 18+ 02.03.2022 14 e2dayn штурмистов в 236 Disie Share Downbad Seve >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes

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do the dew | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ID: +181j0ke No.576523881 Vor 4 Minuten guys help, a friend of mine send me a file and when I opened I realised it is a virus.EVERY F------ ICON on my desktop is replaced by a mountain dew can and when i click it opens a different mountain dew commercial on youtube w--. I already tried malwarebytes antimalware but I cant get rid of this,please help me /b/, i dont want to format my hard drive 3 replies Dontas D ta Muum De IN M M Men ERROR! Merta Please drink a verification can Bew >Doritos TM Dew TM it right De"
Anonymous ID: +181j0ke No.576523881 Vor 4 Minuten guys help, a friend of mine send me a file and when I opened I realised it is a virus.EVERY F------ ICON on my desktop is replaced by a mountain dew can and when i click it opens a different mountain dew commercial on youtube w--. I already tried malwarebytes antimalware but I cant get rid of this,please help me /b/, i dont want to format my hard drive 3 replies Dontas D ta Muum De IN M M Men ERROR! Merta Please drink a verification can Bew >Doritos TM Dew TM it right De"

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Anon makes a discovery about spider-man. | /r/Greentext

NEAT 1. #103618555 10/17/18, 5:00 PM >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc.... seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the greatest of the natural predators, the goblin.
NEAT 1. #103618555 10/17/18, 5:00 PM >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc.... seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the greatest of the natural predators, the goblin.

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Anon donates blood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)13:22:35 No.797538245 >be me femanon >regularly donate blood >blood has probably been given to a guy at some point >blood could be in 31 KB JPG someone's boner >basically touched a guy's boner later virgins
: Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)13:22:35 No.797538245 >be me femanon >regularly donate blood >blood has probably been given to a guy at some point >blood could be in 31 KB JPG someone's boner >basically touched a guy's boner later virgins

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Anon get boipreggers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)20:10:29 No.873813957 >be me >faggie femboy >let boifwend cummy wummy in my assholi >feel like im getting fagpreggers >go and ask my boipuccie dickologist 342 KB PNG about it >he says that i have herpes always wear a condom if you ever happen to get boipreggers
Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)20:10:29 No.873813957 >be me >faggie femboy >let boifwend cummy wummy in my assholi >feel like im getting fagpreggers >go and ask my boipuccie dickologist 342 KB PNG about it >he says that i have herpes always wear a condom if you ever happen to get boipreggers

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Here we go, the world is spinning. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #
: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #

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Not Chad anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/21(Sat)09:18:34 No.66422804 >be me, 20 >6 foot 3 inches >built like a linebacker >hairy as hell >deep voice >big hands and feet >this indicates good genes and high testosterone 109 KB PNG >4 inch d--- What the f--- am I supposed to do with this thing? |
: Anonymous 12/04/21(Sat)09:18:34 No.66422804 >be me, 20 >6 foot 3 inches >built like a linebacker >hairy as hell >deep voice >big hands and feet >this indicates good genes and high testosterone 109 KB PNG >4 inch d--- What the f--- am I supposed to do with this thing? |

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)10:38:56 No.543918975 >sit down to watch my boyfriend play >its a dark souls like type game >he dies >he activates a god mode one hit 230 KB JPG kill cheat i'm dating a little bitch and i hate it

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Anon has a plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/13/21(Tue)18:57:06 No.858954461 >be born female >be genderfluid >have sex with straight male >switch to male in the middle of sex >bitch is gay now Imao owned 33 KB JPG

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Anon goes on a tinder date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down > I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, l'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down > I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, l'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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