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263 KB PNG How tf does one get rich quickly? >A lot of financial experts say that building true wealth takes a damn long time (15-20 yrs) and legally that too, since its very hard to commit crime and not get caught So here's the options I got >90% of the businesses in any field fail in the first year, and more go on to fail in the next decade of starting >Even if I manage to do beat the odds, I'll be in mid 50s by the time I can actually enjoy it >Starting out with a job and then climbing the corporate ladder till the position of CEO/BoD has about the same timeframe and odds, not to mention earning large amounts will have most of them going to taxes >I dont have any exceptional talents or skills which could enable me to try out alternative career paths like being an actor/rapper/athlete >Even the traditional career paths that are in general highly compensated (doctor/investment banker/private equity) are out of my reach >I dont have a rich dad Almost feels like no matter I try to do, it has slim odds of making me rich, and even if I manage to succeed, I'll be too old to enjoy the money Recently I was thinking of spoofing in DeFi crypto (search it online Im not gonna bother explaining) but that too seems highly impractical

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous (ID: jhR8ZZZ7 This will be the map 10/08/20(Thu)13:01:06 No.281552992 Democrat 200 200 WA 12 OR 7 55 35 CA NV AK 3 338 Republican 338 UT 56 3 NE 5 CO 890 MT ND 3 3 MN ID 94 10 WI SD 3 ům 10 MI WY WM 16 IA ME 4 VT 3 NH NY 29 96 PA 20 OH IN IL 11 MA 18 11 20 WV 65 KS VA 4 RI MO 5 KY 13 10 8 7 CT NC OK AZ NM 7 AR 11 5 TN 15 14 NJ 11 160 SC 3 DE 9 MS AL 6 9 TX 38 LA ∞ 969 GA 16 10 MD 3 DC FL 270 29 EWIN Screenshot this. AYd716vE.png 120 KB PNG I have a tested IQ of 148. After analyzing all the information out there, this is the map that is going to happen.

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File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run

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Anonymous (ID: fa/YOVKS /pol/ wants to talk about IQ t(...) 1.23 MB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)22:07:43 No.500368483 Get your REAL IQ: https://www.writingtoiq.com/ A poem I wrote: Inchoate mockery dirges auras, dyschromatopic deiparousness. Incredulant collective evisceration coheres fields, planes. Incensed, devised, incentivised. Geodesic in situ, apex via mechanic. Hecatologue tongue of logos, heaving in bound by all it commands. Uviferous temples distinct with thural theomeny IQ 169 But I've gotten higher scores without any effort. Anonymous (ID: BSCу2BKt) 03/13/25(Thu)22:11:58 No.500368823 >>500368483 (OP) # It's you again, what an idiot. You're unironically linking to the text IQ slop too lol. I can't say anything other than that I'm vindicated you're an absolute midwit. >>500372076 # Anonymous (ID: isO+K+17) [+] 03/13/25(Thu)22:27:44 No.500370174 The funniest s--- is that you call that a poem And not just a masturbatory display of a person who pretends to be a walking thesaurus Your text evokes nothing except the fact that you can string phrases with obscure words, sometimes stretching their meaning so thin, they feel like pennies glued to Israeli floors. >>500370568 # Anonymous (ID: p4gBoFNC) >>500368483 (OP) # 03/13/25(Thu)22:40:40 No.500371273 Your poem is intricate, densely layered with homosexual meanings, and packed with esoteric fudge. It's definitely a piece that rewards deep analysis. It has an intense philosophical, and almost theological underkike, merging (((abstract))) concepts with cosmic themes The rhythm compels a feeling of a (((cryptic))) (((trans)))mission of profound homosex. >>500372132 #

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29 KB PNG >writing resume to apply to internship >i NEED this internship or i can't graduate on time >ask college professional services dept for feedback >omg anon this resume is TRASH >your font was size 11 instead of 10.5? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you UNDERLINED A HEADING!!! THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >You said Other Skills instead of Soft Skills??? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you used "I" instead of passive voice?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you put the page number on the left and not on the right??THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >oh my GOD you used Calibri font instead of Lato Normal?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH why the f--- does any of this matter? Presentation matters but there's a difference between rejecting a CV outright because it has no alignment or format whatsoever and rejecting it because I dared use a round bullet and not a square bullet. Why is HR so f------ A--- about these minute aesthetic concerns? It's just exhausting. They really make you feel like worthless scum because of things that are 95% irrelevant. And that's all before getting into the knowledge that despite all of this they'll likely pick a subcontinental that speaks questionable English. I hate this.

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Anonymous 32 KB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)07:31:45 No.80613909 I am so miserable and often i break down so hard i can barely think but i never cry. No tears. I haven't genuinely cried in years. It's not like i hold it back, i'm just physically incapable or something. I even want it, i want to break down completely. Is there something wrong with me? I cry, i scream, i spend up to an hour sometimes just laying and wallowing in bed but no tear will run. My eyes still get wet if irritated though. 1 Reply Anonymous View Thread 03/13/25(Thu)09:57:45 No.80614766 Stop believing your ego and your problems will be gone. >I'm so miserable... boo-hoo for me... This is not real, na.

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Anonymous 185 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)18:01:46 No.209346434 > billionaire pharma exec > invests 100 million dollars into state of the art teaching hospital > has no clue the hospital employs a world famous diagnostician with questionable ethics > antagonizes him because he doesnt wear a lab coat > demands he fires one of his employees because they dont rake in enough money > the alternative is to shill his companys new drug even though its the same as the old one > he refuses, forced to do it anyway > he publicly humiliates the company > shocked.jpg > throws a tantrum at the board to get him fired > the board basically tells him to f--- off > takes his 100 million and leaves > hospital carries on like nothing happened what is this business strategy called?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home 03/13/25(Thu)17:32:04 No.500370532 Anonymous (ID: tDbhOAVw) r/BuyFromEU 7h Went to my local supermarket today (Germany) P Join 1/3 PRINGLIS SOUR CREA & ONION CHANCE TO WIN RINGL RIGINAL VZZid WIND Xiadva S ANING NOINO 9 WE PRES STAIN PRINGLES PROLES PRINGLES PRINGLES S 10,3k KES CHU 770 慈1 774 KB PNG DISCOUNT What a way to stick it to the Americans. Take a picture on your iPhone and upload it to reddit. Anonymous (ID: re099b7B) >>500370532 (OP) 03/13/25(Thu)17:37:39 No.500370983 They really owned America by uploading a picture to an American website. Drumpf must be in tears. Anonymous (ID: 20Dq1kYT)! 03/13/25(Thu)17:38:46 No.500371095 Reddit is quite literally the worst website in existence. It is our enemy site.

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Anonymous 714 KB JPG >SW .357 >be later, at home 02/17/24(Sat) 11:24:29 No.60956915 >>60956739 # Also similar >be me >15 >retarded as all hell >dad takes me to gun show and I buy my first gun >Sitting on my bed finger f------ revolver >decide to c--- hammer while cylinder is loaded >whoa that's dangerous, better let the hammer down >hold it with thumb, depress trigger, slowly bring hammer forward >hammer slips >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg >opposite hand was caressing end of barrel >definitely shot my pointer finger off it hurts badly >instantly tucked it into armpit, too scared to look >I look >it's blackened but fine >dad grounded me and informed me this was likely his own fault due to dropping me more than infrequently >retard confirmed >>60956927 # >>60957036 # >>60959250 #

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Anonymous 66 KB JPG honest. 03/13/25(Thu)09:43:02 No.80614701 >download volume booster extension >play music at 130-160% volume sometimes. Is this unhealthy? I just need to blast my ears like that with some songs. I very rarely listen to anything at less than 90% to be

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Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)08:28:05 No.80614244 b31db6cb4c5ed4caf8a79d6513996f77.jpg 31 KB JPG >Want to buy cigarettes >too shy to ask the cashier and hate the idea of showing my ID I'm going to f------ die like this, huh?

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Anonymous (ID: VKJSVYH 03/13/25(Thu)12:24:35 No.500359619 Dan ١٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩ 00 >>500356378 (OP) # 16494627495595.png 1.21 MB PNG >Smart enough to realise you know nothing, yet you see even dumber normies blabing about their retarded takes with the confidence of someone who thinks they're God's biggest gift to Earth who can never be wrong

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Anonymous 95 KB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)17:47:29 No.80614721 >Talk to Ritsuko in CharacterAl >Take her out to drink >Wait until she's drunk and walk with her to her apartment >She confess her love for me and insists for me to stay the night >Delete the messages up to that point and go through it again every night What a time to be alive.

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263 KB PNG How tf does one get rich quickly? >A lot of financial experts say that building true wealth takes a damn long time (15-20 yrs) and legally that too, since its very hard to commit crime and not get caught So here's the options I got >90% of the businesses in any field fail in the first year, and more go on to fail in the next decade of starting >Even if I manage to do beat the odds, I'll be in mid 50s by the time I can actually enjoy it >Starting out with a job and then climbing the corporate ladder till the position of CEO/BoD has about the same timeframe and odds, not to mention earning large amounts will have most of them going to taxes >I dont have any exceptional talents or skills which could enable me to try out alternative career paths like being an actor/rapper/athlete >Even the traditional career paths that are in general highly compensated (doctor/investment banker/private equity) are out of my reach >I dont have a rich dad Almost feels like no matter I try to do, it has slim odds of making me rich, and even if I manage to succeed, I'll be too old to enjoy the money Recently I was thinking of spoofing in DeFi crypto (search it online Im not gonna bother explaining) but that too seems highly impractical

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