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>Hey fatass! Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon) 15:45:56 No.932015123 >Be me >Three dimentional being >Look in fridge >My roommate siphoned the milk and fish I was going to have for lunch >I fill the milk carton with water >Water is mysteriously disappearing >Bastard put 4 Dimentional Holes in my s--- >Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable appears in my room >Where's my lunch at, a------? >Xe re-enters the fourth dimention >Xey can't hear me yelling because I only displace air in 3 dimentions >You're an ass, Miteggy.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon visits a trans prostitute. | /r/Greentext

File: pepe (3411).jpg (9 KB, 229x221) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:06:46 No.20754496 ►>>20754741 >>20754797 >>>20754831 >>20754893 >>20754904 >>20754993 >>20755004 >>20755013 >>20755041 >>20755087 >>20755095 >>20755365 >>20755391 >>20755452 >>20755480 >>20755499 >>20755512 >>20756027 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to visit a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5ft4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger her d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and asks if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:15:43 No.20754725 ► File: 1435410045765.jpg (48 KB, 558x564) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay please be real Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:19:12 No.20754797 ► >>20754496 (OP) you've broken yourself down. now it's time to build yourself back up. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:27 No.20754831 ►>>>20755039 >>20754496 (OP) >all those trolls who say traps are gay They are MEN. They have PENISES. HOW in the F--- could you POSSIBLY THINK THAT'S STRAIGHT? Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:30:35 No.20755087 ► File: f-----.jpg (30 KB, 367x451) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:27:36 No.20755013 ► File: 84768467846748874.jpg (70 KB, 1206x723) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:03 No.20755452 ► >>20754496 (OP) >still referring to it as "her d---", etc Women don't have penises, OP. You're gay. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:58 No.20755480 ►>>20755561 File: $ 35.jpg (14 KB, 299x300) >>20754496 (OP) >post feminine d--- and boypussy s--- posts all day >mfw someone actually fell for it I'm laughing irl fam AH HAHAHA F----- >>20754496 (OP) finally an appropriate way to use this p------------ old reaction image Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:34 No.20754833 ► File: 1391876299156.jpg (46 KB, 256x320) GUILTY >tfw you have never done something this h--- or pathetic OF NOT GIVING A F--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:26 No.20755499 ► >>20754496 (OP) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay It's a sad state of affairs when telling the TRUTH is seen as trolling. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:53 No.20755512 ► File: 1421435670610.jpg (17 KB, 396x386) >>20754496 (OP) >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate kek'd at the imagination of you lying there with a d--- in your mouth and suddenly realizing "hm this might actually be kinda gay" Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:29:41 No.20755071 ► File: 1437427513591.jpg (19 KB, 260x200) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:16:31 No.20754741 ► File: angry bald space marine.jpg (3 KB, 126x123) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:22:48 No.20754893 ► >>20754496 (OP) I have to be cruel here, sorry but you are completely broken. Do not ever fall to peer pressure. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:23:17 No.20754904 ►>>>20755279 >>20754496 (OP) first poem boy, now this today is a good day

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Ancient 4channer discovered | /r/Greentext

[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #

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Internet insults | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)17:18:32 No.705263620| 270 KB JPG >I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A GAME IN MY EMULATOR

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Anon goes to Spain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nOsZxu1J what the f--- is wrong with th(...) >be me 03/11/25(Tue)14:44:29 No.500160758 >Go on vacation to Spain >Everyone is n----- tier lazy >lie around in hammocks all day >refuse to work >Only go to beach 8 KB JPG >Snort coke all day >every girl is a slut >lose their virginity from age 9 to 11 >Normally to father or uncle >The women are s----tier levels of stupid >"Excuse me, where's the beach?" >"Eeeehhhh uhmmm... I no know." *smiles like a retard* >Seriously, the women are the dumbest I've ever met in the entire world >no one seems to care about anything >Seriously, it's like there's nothing going on in Spain What the f--- is wrong with this country? Anonymous (ID: NOPIchPw) >>500160758 (OP) # 03/11/25(Tue)15:04:13 No.500162836 Fun fact; I went to the US for vacation and it was the exact same. They even spoke the same language. >>500165143 # >>500169800 # >>500173782 # >>500174582 # >>500175511 # >>500176225 # >>500189276 #

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Hope anon has Tyrone on suicide watch rn | /r/Greentext

From greentext community on Reddit 9h (10/2 15:14) 65605696 17 Re 3 Img JPG 14KB (403x335) 10 Replies >construction work >coworker Tyrone (yes, actually Tyrone) forgot his safety glasses >ask him if I should bring them to him >he says yes but "cant pay you a dollar", gives me address >he lives in a complete ghetto, absolute s------- >find his apartment, s------- my pants >opens door, says come in >his apartment is a tiny one room one >the only things there are a f------ light bulb, a run-down couch, and a sink and boiler >no actual kitchen or fridge or anything else >all his s--- is on the ground, the only food is cup ramen with chicken or beef flavor >s--- ton >no internet either >gives me some prepared ramen cup as a thank you >ask him if hes a minimalist or some s--- >"nah bro i hate my life so im saving money to hop social classes" >he invests 95% of his income into stocks, crypto and some shady s--- >he doesnt have any family or close friends, the apartment is everything he owns >starting working the day he got a high school diploma >ask him how much money hes saving >"I got like 2.3 mil right now but Im not stopping until I have 5mil, III probably kill myself if the stock market crashes and I lose it all. Go hard or go home" >hes been living like this for 11 years

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Anon wants to pull off a pro gamer move irl | /r/Greentext

263 KB PNG How tf does one get rich quickly? >A lot of financial experts say that building true wealth takes a damn long time (15-20 yrs) and legally that too, since its very hard to commit crime and not get caught So here's the options I got >90% of the businesses in any field fail in the first year, and more go on to fail in the next decade of starting >Even if I manage to do beat the odds, I'll be in mid 50s by the time I can actually enjoy it >Starting out with a job and then climbing the corporate ladder till the position of CEO/BoD has about the same timeframe and odds, not to mention earning large amounts will have most of them going to taxes >I dont have any exceptional talents or skills which could enable me to try out alternative career paths like being an actor/rapper/athlete >Even the traditional career paths that are in general highly compensated (doctor/investment banker/private equity) are out of my reach >I dont have a rich dad Almost feels like no matter I try to do, it has slim odds of making me rich, and even if I manage to succeed, I'll be too old to enjoy the money Recently I was thinking of spoofing in DeFi crypto (search it online Im not gonna bother explaining) but that too seems highly impractical

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This one is 4 years old, anon got it right to some degree | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jhR8ZZZ7 This will be the map 10/08/20(Thu)13:01:06 No.281552992 Democrat 200 200 WA 12 OR 7 55 35 CA NV AK 3 338 Republican 338 UT 56 3 NE 5 CO 890 MT ND 3 3 MN ID 94 10 WI SD 3 ům 10 MI WY WM 16 IA ME 4 VT 3 NH NY 29 96 PA 20 OH IN IL 11 MA 18 11 20 WV 65 KS VA 4 RI MO 5 KY 13 10 8 7 CT NC OK AZ NM 7 AR 11 5 TN 15 14 NJ 11 160 SC 3 DE 9 MS AL 6 9 TX 38 LA ∞ 969 GA 16 10 MD 3 DC FL 270 29 EWIN Screenshot this. AYd716vE.png 120 KB PNG I have a tested IQ of 148. After analyzing all the information out there, this is the map that is going to happen.

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Anon plays the long game | /r/Greentext

File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run

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Anon claims to be an HighQ-poet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fa/YOVKS /pol/ wants to talk about IQ t(...) 1.23 MB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)22:07:43 No.500368483 Get your REAL IQ: https://www.writingtoiq.com/ A poem I wrote: Inchoate mockery dirges auras, dyschromatopic deiparousness. Incredulant collective evisceration coheres fields, planes. Incensed, devised, incentivised. Geodesic in situ, apex via mechanic. Hecatologue tongue of logos, heaving in bound by all it commands. Uviferous temples distinct with thural theomeny IQ 169 But I've gotten higher scores without any effort. Anonymous (ID: BSCу2BKt) 03/13/25(Thu)22:11:58 No.500368823 >>500368483 (OP) # It's you again, what an idiot. You're unironically linking to the text IQ slop too lol. I can't say anything other than that I'm vindicated you're an absolute midwit. >>500372076 # Anonymous (ID: isO+K+17) [+] 03/13/25(Thu)22:27:44 No.500370174 The funniest s--- is that you call that a poem And not just a masturbatory display of a person who pretends to be a walking thesaurus Your text evokes nothing except the fact that you can string phrases with obscure words, sometimes stretching their meaning so thin, they feel like pennies glued to Israeli floors. >>500370568 # Anonymous (ID: p4gBoFNC) >>500368483 (OP) # 03/13/25(Thu)22:40:40 No.500371273 Your poem is intricate, densely layered with homosexual meanings, and packed with esoteric fudge. It's definitely a piece that rewards deep analysis. It has an intense philosophical, and almost theological underkike, merging (((abstract))) concepts with cosmic themes The rhythm compels a feeling of a (((cryptic))) (((trans)))mission of profound homosex. >>500372132 #

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Anon is unhireable | /r/Greentext

29 KB PNG >writing resume to apply to internship >i NEED this internship or i can't graduate on time >ask college professional services dept for feedback >omg anon this resume is TRASH >your font was size 11 instead of 10.5? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you UNDERLINED A HEADING!!! THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >You said Other Skills instead of Soft Skills??? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you used "I" instead of passive voice?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >you put the page number on the left and not on the right??THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH >oh my GOD you used Calibri font instead of Lato Normal?? THEY WILL THROW IT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH why the f--- does any of this matter? Presentation matters but there's a difference between rejecting a CV outright because it has no alignment or format whatsoever and rejecting it because I dared use a round bullet and not a square bullet. Why is HR so f------ A--- about these minute aesthetic concerns? It's just exhausting. They really make you feel like worthless scum because of things that are 95% irrelevant. And that's all before getting into the knowledge that despite all of this they'll likely pick a subcontinental that speaks questionable English. I hate this.

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No more crying | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)07:31:45 No.80613909 I am so miserable and often i break down so hard i can barely think but i never cry. No tears. I haven't genuinely cried in years. It's not like i hold it back, i'm just physically incapable or something. I even want it, i want to break down completely. Is there something wrong with me? I cry, i scream, i spend up to an hour sometimes just laying and wallowing in bed but no tear will run. My eyes still get wet if irritated though. 1 Reply Anonymous View Thread 03/13/25(Thu)09:57:45 No.80614766 Stop believing your ego and your problems will be gone. >I'm so miserable... boo-hoo for me... This is not real, na.

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Anon questions billionaire business tactics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 185 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)18:01:46 No.209346434 > billionaire pharma exec > invests 100 million dollars into state of the art teaching hospital > has no clue the hospital employs a world famous diagnostician with questionable ethics > antagonizes him because he doesnt wear a lab coat > demands he fires one of his employees because they dont rake in enough money > the alternative is to shill his companys new drug even though its the same as the old one > he refuses, forced to do it anyway > he publicly humiliates the company > shocked.jpg > throws a tantrum at the board to get him fired > the board basically tells him to f--- off > takes his 100 million and leaves > hospital carries on like nothing happened what is this business strategy called?

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>Hey fatass! Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon) 15:45:56 No.932015123 >Be me >Three dimentional being >Look in fridge >My roommate siphoned the milk and fish I was going to have for lunch >I fill the milk carton with water >Water is mysteriously disappearing >Bastard put 4 Dimentional Holes in my s--- >Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable appears in my room >Where's my lunch at, a------? >Xe re-enters the fourth dimention >Xey can't hear me yelling because I only displace air in 3 dimentions >You're an ass, Miteggy.

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