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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)17:41:18 No.78005894 >Be me in the early 00s >S------- kid >Summer comes by 78 KB PNG >Everyone opens their window due to the heat >EvilPlan.jpeg >Find out about moth catchers >Catch some moths in the little tub >Go outside looking for open windows >Find one >Unleash the swarm >Run back home >Repeat the process
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)17:41:18 No.78005894 >Be me in the early 00s >S------- kid >Summer comes by 78 KB PNG >Everyone opens their window due to the heat >EvilPlan.jpeg >Find out about moth catchers >Catch some moths in the little tub >Go outside looking for open windows >Find one >Unleash the swarm >Run back home >Repeat the process

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Anon falls for the girlfriend meme | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Onge 699 KB PNG 07/07/22(Thu)16:38:47 No.69327036 the greatest psyop this site ever pulled was the autistic gf meme >be normie tier loser, slightly spergy but no major issues >meet autistic tomboy online >she messages first, keeps the convo going and acts very interested >remember that according to you retards this is my best chance to ascend >we go on a picnic date at a local park >she shows up with noise cancelling headphones and a literal autism card (like in the joker movie, except explaining that she gets autistic meltdowns) >talks to me for an entire hour nonstop about the most random s--- >i said 3 words max >we get to the spot, i brought some supermarket sandwiches >doesnt touch them, the texture makes her uncomfortable >eats a protein bar and drinks some weird onions milk shake instead >spends 2 more hours rambling on about weird medical s--- >try to relate, tell her about an article i read related to the conversation >ignores every single word i said i thought having an autistic gf would mean i dont have to deal with typical woman b------- but just a couple hours talking to one and im already sick of it. dont fall for the me me lads.
Anonymous Onge 699 KB PNG 07/07/22(Thu)16:38:47 No.69327036 the greatest psyop this site ever pulled was the autistic gf meme >be normie tier loser, slightly spergy but no major issues >meet autistic tomboy online >she messages first, keeps the convo going and acts very interested >remember that according to you retards this is my best chance to ascend >we go on a picnic date at a local park >she shows up with noise cancelling headphones and a literal autism card (like in the joker movie, except explaining that she gets autistic meltdowns) >talks to me for an entire hour nonstop about the most random s--- >i said 3 words max >we get to the spot, i brought some supermarket sandwiches >doesnt touch them, the texture makes her uncomfortable >eats a protein bar and drinks some weird onions milk shake instead >spends 2 more hours rambling on about weird medical s--- >try to relate, tell her about an article i read related to the conversation >ignores every single word i said i thought having an autistic gf would mean i dont have to deal with typical woman b------- but just a couple hours talking to one and im already sick of it. dont fall for the me me lads.

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When gaming was still fun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)19:54:12 No.680726973 >guy breathing heavily download.jpg 24 KB JPG >someone blasting hip-hop music >guy eating food loudly >spanish family yelling in the background with pots and pans clanging >children screaming and crying in the background >guy smoking and coughing directly into the mic
: Anonymous 06/24/24(Mon)19:54:12 No.680726973 >guy breathing heavily download.jpg 24 KB JPG >someone blasting hip-hop music >guy eating food loudly >spanish family yelling in the background with pots and pans clanging >children screaming and crying in the background >guy smoking and coughing directly into the mic

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Anon hates Bush jr | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:26:12 No. 16806647 File: bush jr.jpg (19 KB, 204x270) >>16798467 (OP) >>16806654 >assfucks education with No Child Left Behind >completely screws up Afghanistan >singlehandedly starts the destruction of the rules based international order by invading Iraq on pretenses known to be false... >... when america was at its End of History moral apex... >and f---- it up as wel!!!!!!!!!!! >assfucks debt and deficit >caused Great Recession? >Did 9/11? >passes the Patriot Act marking the beginning of the Orwellian surveillance state >has Biden moments in his speeches >even won by the smallest popular vote margin in the history of the country too
Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)16:26:12 No. 16806647 File: bush jr.jpg (19 KB, 204x270) >>16798467 (OP) >>16806654 >assfucks education with No Child Left Behind >completely screws up Afghanistan >singlehandedly starts the destruction of the rules based international order by invading Iraq on pretenses known to be false... >... when america was at its End of History moral apex... >and f---- it up as wel!!!!!!!!!!! >assfucks debt and deficit >caused Great Recession? >Did 9/11? >passes the Patriot Act marking the beginning of the Orwellian surveillance state >has Biden moments in his speeches >even won by the smallest popular vote margin in the history of the country too

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Anon goes to a gender reveal party | /r/Greentext

526 KB PNG >be at gender reveal party >people wandering around chatting, waiting for the reveal >suddenly a hobo jumps out of a bush and stabs a guy in the chest >the guy screams and clutches his wound, blood is pouring out >the blood is baby blue >"It's a boy!"
526 KB PNG >be at gender reveal party >people wandering around chatting, waiting for the reveal >suddenly a hobo jumps out of a bush and stabs a guy in the chest >the guy screams and clutches his wound, blood is pouring out >the blood is baby blue >"It's a boy!"

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Anon is a twink | /r/Greentext

PANT PANT J 1632544293688.jpg 97 KB JPG >tfw you turn another man on so much that he wants to use your body to carry out his reproductive function and won't stop until he breeds you >tfw you can't even get pregnant so it's all for nothing on his part which makes it even hotter Being a bottom is 80% psychological pleasure and 20% actual pleasure
PANT PANT J 1632544293688.jpg 97 KB JPG >tfw you turn another man on so much that he wants to use your body to carry out his reproductive function and won't stop until he breeds you >tfw you can't even get pregnant so it's all for nothing on his part which makes it even hotter Being a bottom is 80% psychological pleasure and 20% actual pleasure

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Robots at Work | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Meta Al with Llama 3 ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)18:50:50 No.78006409 Give me a picture of ugly boy 7:35 pm / 7:35 pm 216 KB PNG >Asks Meta Al to make a picture of an ugly boy >Generates an image of an indian boy What did they mean by this?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Meta Al with Llama 3 ▼Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)18:50:50 No.78006409 Give me a picture of ugly boy 7:35 pm / 7:35 pm 216 KB PNG >Asks Meta Al to make a picture of an ugly boy >Generates an image of an indian boy What did they mean by this?

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Anon browses YouTube | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG underage girls". 06/30/24(Sun)00:57:01 No.200682289 >Be me >Click on a Cobra Kai video (it's some random martial arts instructor reviewing the fight scenes). >Halfway through there's a fight between Tory and Sam. >The instructor dude says it's "Gross and pedophilic how many grown men are sexualizing these portrayals of >Look up the actresses online. >They're 26 and 28 respectively. >MFW I'm now a nonce for having the hots for women significantly older than me.
Anonymous 13 KB JPG underage girls". 06/30/24(Sun)00:57:01 No.200682289 >Be me >Click on a Cobra Kai video (it's some random martial arts instructor reviewing the fight scenes). >Halfway through there's a fight between Tory and Sam. >The instructor dude says it's "Gross and pedophilic how many grown men are sexualizing these portrayals of >Look up the actresses online. >They're 26 and 28 respectively. >MFW I'm now a nonce for having the hots for women significantly older than me.

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My £600 Life | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous = ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)16:45:43 No.920655251 FIVE GUYS Order Type: In-Store Pickup Order Time: 6-11 minutes Bacon Cheeseburger Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard, A.1.(R) Steak Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Hot Sauce, Relish, Onion, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Green Peppers, Grilled Mushrooms, Grilled Onions Bacon Cheese Dog $14.39 Qty: 1 $10.79 Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard, A.1.(R) Steak Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Hot Sauce, Relish, Onion, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Green Peppers, Grilled Mushrooms, Grilled Onions Large Cajun Fries Qty: 1 Milkshake Bacon, Oreo® Creme, Oreo® Cookies, Salted Caramel, Peanut Butter, Double Stufe (OreoⓇ Creme & OreoⓇ Cookie), Banana, Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Reese's Cups, Whipped Cream Subtotal Taxes & Fees Tip Order Total 249 KB JPG >lunch for 1 person at Five Guys Burger and Fries >54$ will prices ever go down? Bideneconomics at its finest $9.59 Qty: 1 $6.79 Qty: 1 $41.56 $4.26 $8.31 $54.13
Board /b/ - Random Anonymous = ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)16:45:43 No.920655251 FIVE GUYS Order Type: In-Store Pickup Order Time: 6-11 minutes Bacon Cheeseburger Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard, A.1.(R) Steak Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Hot Sauce, Relish, Onion, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Green Peppers, Grilled Mushrooms, Grilled Onions Bacon Cheese Dog $14.39 Qty: 1 $10.79 Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard, A.1.(R) Steak Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Hot Sauce, Relish, Onion, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Green Peppers, Grilled Mushrooms, Grilled Onions Large Cajun Fries Qty: 1 Milkshake Bacon, Oreo® Creme, Oreo® Cookies, Salted Caramel, Peanut Butter, Double Stufe (OreoⓇ Creme & OreoⓇ Cookie), Banana, Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Reese's Cups, Whipped Cream Subtotal Taxes & Fees Tip Order Total 249 KB JPG >lunch for 1 person at Five Guys Burger and Fries >54$ will prices ever go down? Bideneconomics at its finest $9.59 Qty: 1 $6.79 Qty: 1 $41.56 $4.26 $8.31 $54.13

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Immersion ruined | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 18:42:56 No.200656098 fatty.jpg 34 KB JPG >decide to watch furiosa >within the first five minutes there's a morbidly obese woman living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland community
: Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat) 18:42:56 No.200656098 fatty.jpg 34 KB JPG >decide to watch furiosa >within the first five minutes there's a morbidly obese woman living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland community

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Built Different | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)16:33:20 No.78005317 105 KB PNG >Highest autism rate in the world >S--- tech industry What are they all doing over there?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/30/24(Sun)16:33:20 No.78005317 105 KB PNG >Highest autism rate in the world >S--- tech industry What are they all doing over there?

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Anon protects it at all costs | /r/Greentext

>she says she wants to leave too >walk to the bus station together >be me >22yo still virgin >go watch public sports event with some people >friend of mine brings her high school bestie >she's kinda cute >we all have a couple of beers >when my friend and her bf leave to get more drinks me and said girl have some smalltalk >nothing crazy but we get along, she thinks im funny >our team wins and the mood is euphoric >everyone is drunk and happy so we go to friend's place to play some beerpong >I team up with the qt3.14 for one match >notice she is kinda touchy like brushing my arm or pressing her leg against mine >at this point I think nothing of it >it's getting late and I need to catch the last bus >while talking about our living situations she mentions her place is just a couple of minutes away >she's smiling at me >I look her dead in the eyes >tell her thats pretty neat >hug her goodbye and get on the bus >more than 24 hours later the realization hits me why am i like this /b/ros
>she says she wants to leave too >walk to the bus station together >be me >22yo still virgin >go watch public sports event with some people >friend of mine brings her high school bestie >she's kinda cute >we all have a couple of beers >when my friend and her bf leave to get more drinks me and said girl have some smalltalk >nothing crazy but we get along, she thinks im funny >our team wins and the mood is euphoric >everyone is drunk and happy so we go to friend's place to play some beerpong >I team up with the qt3.14 for one match >notice she is kinda touchy like brushing my arm or pressing her leg against mine >at this point I think nothing of it >it's getting late and I need to catch the last bus >while talking about our living situations she mentions her place is just a couple of minutes away >she's smiling at me >I look her dead in the eyes >tell her thats pretty neat >hug her goodbye and get on the bus >more than 24 hours later the realization hits me why am i like this /b/ros

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Anon’s first time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Moment I realize I'm going to (...) 43 KB JPG 06/30/24(Sun)13:41:51 No.78003994 >Finally have some expendable cash from wage slaving >Use it buy an escort >The most hottest woman I ever seen because I guess the bare minimum (don't be a fatty( for women in my area is too much >She asked condom or no condom > H-------- this is it bros I'm actually have real sex >No condom please >She gets on her back spreads her legs >W--? are we just going to do missionary? What about all the nasty s--- that I've seen on my computer screen?? > Get on top c-- inside in under 5 minutes because she refusedto let me I use blue chew > She takes money and leaves >I had better climax than this s--- just watching p---. >Imagine how boring and meaningless sex would be like I get some average woman
Anonymous Moment I realize I'm going to (...) 43 KB JPG 06/30/24(Sun)13:41:51 No.78003994 >Finally have some expendable cash from wage slaving >Use it buy an escort >The most hottest woman I ever seen because I guess the bare minimum (don't be a fatty( for women in my area is too much >She asked condom or no condom > H-------- this is it bros I'm actually have real sex >No condom please >She gets on her back spreads her legs >W--? are we just going to do missionary? What about all the nasty s--- that I've seen on my computer screen?? > Get on top c-- inside in under 5 minutes because she refusedto let me I use blue chew > She takes money and leaves >I had better climax than this s--- just watching p---. >Imagine how boring and meaningless sex would be like I get some average woman

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From India with no Vidya | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)09:00:27 No.680285540 Flag_of_India.png 218 KB PNG >largest population in the world >no good videogames explain this
: Anonymous 06/20/24(Thu)09:00:27 No.680285540 Flag_of_India.png 218 KB PNG >largest population in the world >no good videogames explain this

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Bottoms! Why are you like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB PNG >He is all giddy 07/12/23(Wed)08:18:18 No.31906857 >Going to a bottoms house for sex >He's been flirting with me for like a week >Drive up to his apartment >I'm horny as f--- >He opens the door >He's wearing pyjamas'? >Cute whatever... >He brings me up to his bedroom >I'm preparing myself mentally to ravage him >He opens the door and... >"SURPRISE!!!" >The room has two sleeping bags on the ground >and plushies are f------ EVERYWHERE >"IT'S A PLUSHY SLUMBER PARTY!!!" What the f--- do I do now? I'm just sitting on the bed and he's been introducing all his plushies to me for the past 40 minutes. Bottoms why the f--- are you like this?
Anonymous 37 KB PNG >He is all giddy 07/12/23(Wed)08:18:18 No.31906857 >Going to a bottoms house for sex >He's been flirting with me for like a week >Drive up to his apartment >I'm horny as f--- >He opens the door >He's wearing pyjamas'? >Cute whatever... >He brings me up to his bedroom >I'm preparing myself mentally to ravage him >He opens the door and... >"SURPRISE!!!" >The room has two sleeping bags on the ground >and plushies are f------ EVERYWHERE >"IT'S A PLUSHY SLUMBER PARTY!!!" What the f--- do I do now? I'm just sitting on the bed and he's been introducing all his plushies to me for the past 40 minutes. Bottoms why the f--- are you like this?

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Anon must see a message in every movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Most Feed Is his warch to find his family, he died Aria ANAMERICAN INTE 173 KB JPG 06/30/24(Sun)11:33:04 No.144310783 So, what was the message of this movie? like >Let's go to America because there are no cats in America >Oh, there are cats in America >Let's defeat them here >No return back to our home to beat them there Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:49 No.144310801 The message is that antisemitism is everywhere. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:58 No.144310804 >>144310783 (OP) # I'm sad that Fievel's play area at Universal Studios just got scrapped and replaced with Dreamworks stuff. I understand why, but it made me kind of happy that An American Tail was still represented in the park. ⠀ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:44:35 No.144310912 The message is that Nicholas II was a good leader and the Jews and their rise is an endless parade of sour grapes about the society they destroyed. Anonymous >>144310783 (OP) # >message 06/30/24(Sun)11:50:08 No.144310974 You must be a zoomer. You don't remember when things were made without regard for a message
Anonymous Most Feed Is his warch to find his family, he died Aria ANAMERICAN INTE 173 KB JPG 06/30/24(Sun)11:33:04 No.144310783 So, what was the message of this movie? like >Let's go to America because there are no cats in America >Oh, there are cats in America >Let's defeat them here >No return back to our home to beat them there Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:49 No.144310801 The message is that antisemitism is everywhere. Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:34:58 No.144310804 >>144310783 (OP) # I'm sad that Fievel's play area at Universal Studios just got scrapped and replaced with Dreamworks stuff. I understand why, but it made me kind of happy that An American Tail was still represented in the park. ⠀ Anonymous 06/30/24(Sun)11:44:35 No.144310912 The message is that Nicholas II was a good leader and the Jews and their rise is an endless parade of sour grapes about the society they destroyed. Anonymous >>144310783 (OP) # >message 06/30/24(Sun)11:50:08 No.144310974 You must be a zoomer. You don't remember when things were made without regard for a message

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