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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

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Schizo anon is upset with European Zoomer males | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Euro Zoomers are cowards 19 158 KB PNG 03/15/25(Sat)12:40:30 No.80634782 >Euro Zoomers are to p---- to ask their own girls for dates >in turn Euro Zoomer girls date immigrants from the Middle East, India and Africa which makes Euro Zoomers angry >Euro Zoomers get taught empathy, compassion and critical history since their childhood to become better and more emotionally intelligent humans >instead of appreciating it Euro Zoomers turn into Right Wing Incel Losers >Euro Zoomers larp all day about being patriots but when Russia threatens their countries free societies they are ready to cooperate with their Daddy Putin and Daddy Trump >Euro Zoomers grew up in a time in which Women and LGBTQ sexual liberation was normal >majority Euro Zoomers still turned into misogynistic transphobic incel losers Seriously how do we fix European Zoomer males? They are turning more to the right wing each day and are seriously becoming a threat to democracy and freedom all over Europe. Personally I would say a couple years in a work camp could fix these little assholes but we wont have a couple years left before Putin or Trump attacks
Anonymous Euro Zoomers are cowards 19 158 KB PNG 03/15/25(Sat)12:40:30 No.80634782 >Euro Zoomers are to p---- to ask their own girls for dates >in turn Euro Zoomer girls date immigrants from the Middle East, India and Africa which makes Euro Zoomers angry >Euro Zoomers get taught empathy, compassion and critical history since their childhood to become better and more emotionally intelligent humans >instead of appreciating it Euro Zoomers turn into Right Wing Incel Losers >Euro Zoomers larp all day about being patriots but when Russia threatens their countries free societies they are ready to cooperate with their Daddy Putin and Daddy Trump >Euro Zoomers grew up in a time in which Women and LGBTQ sexual liberation was normal >majority Euro Zoomers still turned into misogynistic transphobic incel losers Seriously how do we fix European Zoomer males? They are turning more to the right wing each day and are seriously becoming a threat to democracy and freedom all over Europe. Personally I would say a couple years in a work camp could fix these little assholes but we wont have a couple years left before Putin or Trump attacks

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Anon is unaware of China's obesity problem | /r/Greentext

O HOVOGENSHIN IMPACT Anonymous ARESA 03/14/25(Fri)05:24:09 No.705294215 Strength in Serenity from the Collective of Plenty Stalwart Warrior and Orchard Owner VARESA genshin impact varesa.png 1.34 MB PNG >this is "comically obese" according to Chinese gamers W--???
O HOVOGENSHIN IMPACT Anonymous ARESA 03/14/25(Fri)05:24:09 No.705294215 Strength in Serenity from the Collective of Plenty Stalwart Warrior and Orchard Owner VARESA genshin impact varesa.png 1.34 MB PNG >this is "comically obese" according to Chinese gamers W--???

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Anon Likes Wayne's World (1992) | /r/Greentext

File: waynes_w.png (764 KB, 889x534) AYNE'S ORLD ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:42:45 No.209378895 >>209380113 >>209380318 >>209381957 >a gunrack? what am i going to do with a gunrack? ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:44:57 No.209378923 ► It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:11:58 No.209380113 ► >>209378895 (OP) >I don't even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:27:44 No.209380318 ► >>209378895 (OP) >if its a severed head, I'll be very upset. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:29:15 No.209380341 ► Delaware. we're in...Delaware. ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:53:51 No.209380674 ► >"Ribbed for her pleasure" >Eeeeewwww >> ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 19:41:43 No.209381957 >>209378895 (OP) God I hate these movies
File: waynes_w.png (764 KB, 889x534) AYNE'S ORLD ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:42:45 No.209378895 >>209380113 >>209380318 >>209381957 >a gunrack? what am i going to do with a gunrack? ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 15:44:57 No.209378923 ► It's like people only do things because they get paid, and that's just really sad. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:11:58 No.209380113 ► >>209378895 (OP) >I don't even own A gun, let alone enough to necessitate an entire rack. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:27:44 No.209380318 ► >>209378895 (OP) >if its a severed head, I'll be very upset. Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:29:15 No.209380341 ► Delaware. we're in...Delaware. ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 17:53:51 No.209380674 ► >"Ribbed for her pleasure" >Eeeeewwww >> ☐ Anonymous 03/15/25(Sat) 19:41:43 No.209381957 >>209378895 (OP) God I hate these movies

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Make gaming great again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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Drive the Future | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Raytracing is a cool name though | /r/Greentext

Anonymous raytracing is a marketing meme COAL FBI FB 03/13/25(Thu)01:26:06 No.104690840 raytracing.png 869 KB PNG >turn RT on >game looks slightly different, not really better or worse >30 fps >turn RT off >150 fps Games RT turned off just look good enough. The performance hit isn't justified at all by the different visuals.
Anonymous raytracing is a marketing meme COAL FBI FB 03/13/25(Thu)01:26:06 No.104690840 raytracing.png 869 KB PNG >turn RT on >game looks slightly different, not really better or worse >30 fps >turn RT off >150 fps Games RT turned off just look good enough. The performance hit isn't justified at all by the different visuals.

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Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable | /r/Greentext

>Hey fatass! Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon) 15:45:56 No.932015123 >Be me >Three dimentional being >Look in fridge >My roommate siphoned the milk and fish I was going to have for lunch >I fill the milk carton with water >Water is mysteriously disappearing >Bastard put 4 Dimentional Holes in my s--- >Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable appears in my room >Where's my lunch at, a------? >Xe re-enters the fourth dimention >Xey can't hear me yelling because I only displace air in 3 dimentions >You're an ass, Miteggy.
>Hey fatass! Anonymous 03/03/25(Mon) 15:45:56 No.932015123 >Be me >Three dimentional being >Look in fridge >My roommate siphoned the milk and fish I was going to have for lunch >I fill the milk carton with water >Water is mysteriously disappearing >Bastard put 4 Dimentional Holes in my s--- >Gthopmltej, the unbeholdable appears in my room >Where's my lunch at, a------? >Xe re-enters the fourth dimention >Xey can't hear me yelling because I only displace air in 3 dimentions >You're an ass, Miteggy.

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Anon visits a trans prostitute. | /r/Greentext

File: pepe (3411).jpg (9 KB, 229x221) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:06:46 No.20754496 ►>>20754741 >>20754797 >>>20754831 >>20754893 >>20754904 >>20754993 >>20755004 >>20755013 >>20755041 >>20755087 >>20755095 >>20755365 >>20755391 >>20755452 >>20755480 >>20755499 >>20755512 >>20756027 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to visit a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5ft4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger her d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and asks if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:15:43 No.20754725 ► File: 1435410045765.jpg (48 KB, 558x564) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay please be real Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:19:12 No.20754797 ► >>20754496 (OP) you've broken yourself down. now it's time to build yourself back up. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:27 No.20754831 ►>>>20755039 >>20754496 (OP) >all those trolls who say traps are gay They are MEN. They have PENISES. HOW in the F--- could you POSSIBLY THINK THAT'S STRAIGHT? Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:30:35 No.20755087 ► File: f-----.jpg (30 KB, 367x451) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:27:36 No.20755013 ► File: 84768467846748874.jpg (70 KB, 1206x723) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:03 No.20755452 ► >>20754496 (OP) >still referring to it as "her d---", etc Women don't have penises, OP. You're gay. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:58 No.20755480 ►>>20755561 File: $ 35.jpg (14 KB, 299x300) >>20754496 (OP) >post feminine d--- and boypussy s--- posts all day >mfw someone actually fell for it I'm laughing irl fam AH HAHAHA F----- >>20754496 (OP) finally an appropriate way to use this p------------ old reaction image Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:34 No.20754833 ► File: 1391876299156.jpg (46 KB, 256x320) GUILTY >tfw you have never done something this h--- or pathetic OF NOT GIVING A F--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:26 No.20755499 ► >>20754496 (OP) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay It's a sad state of affairs when telling the TRUTH is seen as trolling. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:53 No.20755512 ► File: 1421435670610.jpg (17 KB, 396x386) >>20754496 (OP) >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate kek'd at the imagination of you lying there with a d--- in your mouth and suddenly realizing "hm this might actually be kinda gay" Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:29:41 No.20755071 ► File: 1437427513591.jpg (19 KB, 260x200) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:16:31 No.20754741 ► File: angry bald space marine.jpg (3 KB, 126x123) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:22:48 No.20754893 ► >>20754496 (OP) I have to be cruel here, sorry but you are completely broken. Do not ever fall to peer pressure. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:23:17 No.20754904 ►>>>20755279 >>20754496 (OP) first poem boy, now this today is a good day
File: pepe (3411).jpg (9 KB, 229x221) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:06:46 No.20754496 ►>>20754741 >>20754797 >>>20754831 >>20754893 >>20754904 >>20754993 >>20755004 >>20755013 >>20755041 >>20755087 >>20755095 >>20755365 >>20755391 >>20755452 >>20755480 >>20755499 >>20755512 >>20756027 >all the boy p---- threads finally get to me >feel compelled to visit a t----- prostitute >find one that isn't full t----- but more trap-like >white, 5ft4, flat t---, cute face etc >immediately notice how much bigger her d--- is than mine >she calls my d--- "cute" and says it's "just right" >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate >she stops and asks if I want to change positions >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay >she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better >come home having sucked a d--- without even getting off >I've never felt like such a beta f----- in my entire life Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:15:43 No.20754725 ► File: 1435410045765.jpg (48 KB, 558x564) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay >I just lay there with a d--- in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes >break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay please be real Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:19:12 No.20754797 ► >>20754496 (OP) you've broken yourself down. now it's time to build yourself back up. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:27 No.20754831 ►>>>20755039 >>20754496 (OP) >all those trolls who say traps are gay They are MEN. They have PENISES. HOW in the F--- could you POSSIBLY THINK THAT'S STRAIGHT? Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:30:35 No.20755087 ► File: f-----.jpg (30 KB, 367x451) Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:27:36 No.20755013 ► File: 84768467846748874.jpg (70 KB, 1206x723) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:03 No.20755452 ► >>20754496 (OP) >still referring to it as "her d---", etc Women don't have penises, OP. You're gay. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:43:58 No.20755480 ►>>20755561 File: $ 35.jpg (14 KB, 299x300) >>20754496 (OP) >post feminine d--- and boypussy s--- posts all day >mfw someone actually fell for it I'm laughing irl fam AH HAHAHA F----- >>20754496 (OP) finally an appropriate way to use this p------------ old reaction image Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:20:34 No.20754833 ► File: 1391876299156.jpg (46 KB, 256x320) GUILTY >tfw you have never done something this h--- or pathetic OF NOT GIVING A F--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:26 No.20755499 ► >>20754496 (OP) >when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay It's a sad state of affairs when telling the TRUTH is seen as trolling. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:44:53 No.20755512 ► File: 1421435670610.jpg (17 KB, 396x386) >>20754496 (OP) >with a d--- in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate kek'd at the imagination of you lying there with a d--- in your mouth and suddenly realizing "hm this might actually be kinda gay" Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:29:41 No.20755071 ► File: 1437427513591.jpg (19 KB, 260x200) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:16:31 No.20754741 ► File: angry bald space marine.jpg (3 KB, 126x123) >>20754496 (OP) >her d--- Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:22:48 No.20754893 ► >>20754496 (OP) I have to be cruel here, sorry but you are completely broken. Do not ever fall to peer pressure. Anonymous 07/24/15(Fri)08:23:17 No.20754904 ►>>>20755279 >>20754496 (OP) first poem boy, now this today is a good day

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Ancient 4channer discovered | /r/Greentext

[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #
[Advertise on 4chan] Archaeologists have uncovered a vast ancient civilization in the Ecuadorian Amazon near the Andes Archaeologists have uncovered (...) 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:37 No.500397454 1.89 MB PNG ⠀ Anonymous (ID: BNbZwHwp) + 03/13/25(Thu)23:14:57 No.500397482 file.png 54 KB PNG >>500397454 (OP) # >>500397627 # >>500397680 # >>500398784 # >>500398919 # >>500398968 # >>500401688 # >>500401797 # >>500402301 # >>500403096 # >>500403271 # >>500403357 # >>500403431 # >>500403955 # >>500404697 # >>500406823 # >>500407658 # >>500408835 # >>500409628 # >>500410153 # >>500410318 #

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Internet insults | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)17:18:32 No.705263620| 270 KB JPG >I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A GAME IN MY EMULATOR
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)17:18:32 No.705263620| 270 KB JPG >I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A GAME IN MY EMULATOR

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Anon goes to Spain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nOsZxu1J what the f--- is wrong with th(...) >be me 03/11/25(Tue)14:44:29 No.500160758 >Go on vacation to Spain >Everyone is n----- tier lazy >lie around in hammocks all day >refuse to work >Only go to beach 8 KB JPG >Snort coke all day >every girl is a slut >lose their virginity from age 9 to 11 >Normally to father or uncle >The women are s----tier levels of stupid >"Excuse me, where's the beach?" >"Eeeehhhh uhmmm... I no know." *smiles like a retard* >Seriously, the women are the dumbest I've ever met in the entire world >no one seems to care about anything >Seriously, it's like there's nothing going on in Spain What the f--- is wrong with this country? Anonymous (ID: NOPIchPw) >>500160758 (OP) # 03/11/25(Tue)15:04:13 No.500162836 Fun fact; I went to the US for vacation and it was the exact same. They even spoke the same language. >>500165143 # >>500169800 # >>500173782 # >>500174582 # >>500175511 # >>500176225 # >>500189276 #
Anonymous (ID: nOsZxu1J what the f--- is wrong with th(...) >be me 03/11/25(Tue)14:44:29 No.500160758 >Go on vacation to Spain >Everyone is n----- tier lazy >lie around in hammocks all day >refuse to work >Only go to beach 8 KB JPG >Snort coke all day >every girl is a slut >lose their virginity from age 9 to 11 >Normally to father or uncle >The women are s----tier levels of stupid >"Excuse me, where's the beach?" >"Eeeehhhh uhmmm... I no know." *smiles like a retard* >Seriously, the women are the dumbest I've ever met in the entire world >no one seems to care about anything >Seriously, it's like there's nothing going on in Spain What the f--- is wrong with this country? Anonymous (ID: NOPIchPw) >>500160758 (OP) # 03/11/25(Tue)15:04:13 No.500162836 Fun fact; I went to the US for vacation and it was the exact same. They even spoke the same language. >>500165143 # >>500169800 # >>500173782 # >>500174582 # >>500175511 # >>500176225 # >>500189276 #

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Hope anon has Tyrone on suicide watch rn | /r/Greentext

From greentext community on Reddit 9h (10/2 15:14) 65605696 17 Re 3 Img JPG 14KB (403x335) 10 Replies >construction work >coworker Tyrone (yes, actually Tyrone) forgot his safety glasses >ask him if I should bring them to him >he says yes but "cant pay you a dollar", gives me address >he lives in a complete ghetto, absolute s------- >find his apartment, s------- my pants >opens door, says come in >his apartment is a tiny one room one >the only things there are a f------ light bulb, a run-down couch, and a sink and boiler >no actual kitchen or fridge or anything else >all his s--- is on the ground, the only food is cup ramen with chicken or beef flavor >s--- ton >no internet either >gives me some prepared ramen cup as a thank you >ask him if hes a minimalist or some s--- >"nah bro i hate my life so im saving money to hop social classes" >he invests 95% of his income into stocks, crypto and some shady s--- >he doesnt have any family or close friends, the apartment is everything he owns >starting working the day he got a high school diploma >ask him how much money hes saving >"I got like 2.3 mil right now but Im not stopping until I have 5mil, III probably kill myself if the stock market crashes and I lose it all. Go hard or go home" >hes been living like this for 11 years
From greentext community on Reddit 9h (10/2 15:14) 65605696 17 Re 3 Img JPG 14KB (403x335) 10 Replies >construction work >coworker Tyrone (yes, actually Tyrone) forgot his safety glasses >ask him if I should bring them to him >he says yes but "cant pay you a dollar", gives me address >he lives in a complete ghetto, absolute s------- >find his apartment, s------- my pants >opens door, says come in >his apartment is a tiny one room one >the only things there are a f------ light bulb, a run-down couch, and a sink and boiler >no actual kitchen or fridge or anything else >all his s--- is on the ground, the only food is cup ramen with chicken or beef flavor >s--- ton >no internet either >gives me some prepared ramen cup as a thank you >ask him if hes a minimalist or some s--- >"nah bro i hate my life so im saving money to hop social classes" >he invests 95% of his income into stocks, crypto and some shady s--- >he doesnt have any family or close friends, the apartment is everything he owns >starting working the day he got a high school diploma >ask him how much money hes saving >"I got like 2.3 mil right now but Im not stopping until I have 5mil, III probably kill myself if the stock market crashes and I lose it all. Go hard or go home" >hes been living like this for 11 years

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Anon wants to pull off a pro gamer move irl | /r/Greentext

263 KB PNG How tf does one get rich quickly? >A lot of financial experts say that building true wealth takes a damn long time (15-20 yrs) and legally that too, since its very hard to commit crime and not get caught So here's the options I got >90% of the businesses in any field fail in the first year, and more go on to fail in the next decade of starting >Even if I manage to do beat the odds, I'll be in mid 50s by the time I can actually enjoy it >Starting out with a job and then climbing the corporate ladder till the position of CEO/BoD has about the same timeframe and odds, not to mention earning large amounts will have most of them going to taxes >I dont have any exceptional talents or skills which could enable me to try out alternative career paths like being an actor/rapper/athlete >Even the traditional career paths that are in general highly compensated (doctor/investment banker/private equity) are out of my reach >I dont have a rich dad Almost feels like no matter I try to do, it has slim odds of making me rich, and even if I manage to succeed, I'll be too old to enjoy the money Recently I was thinking of spoofing in DeFi crypto (search it online Im not gonna bother explaining) but that too seems highly impractical
263 KB PNG How tf does one get rich quickly? >A lot of financial experts say that building true wealth takes a damn long time (15-20 yrs) and legally that too, since its very hard to commit crime and not get caught So here's the options I got >90% of the businesses in any field fail in the first year, and more go on to fail in the next decade of starting >Even if I manage to do beat the odds, I'll be in mid 50s by the time I can actually enjoy it >Starting out with a job and then climbing the corporate ladder till the position of CEO/BoD has about the same timeframe and odds, not to mention earning large amounts will have most of them going to taxes >I dont have any exceptional talents or skills which could enable me to try out alternative career paths like being an actor/rapper/athlete >Even the traditional career paths that are in general highly compensated (doctor/investment banker/private equity) are out of my reach >I dont have a rich dad Almost feels like no matter I try to do, it has slim odds of making me rich, and even if I manage to succeed, I'll be too old to enjoy the money Recently I was thinking of spoofing in DeFi crypto (search it online Im not gonna bother explaining) but that too seems highly impractical

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This one is 4 years old, anon got it right to some degree | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: jhR8ZZZ7 This will be the map 10/08/20(Thu)13:01:06 No.281552992 Democrat 200 200 WA 12 OR 7 55 35 CA NV AK 3 338 Republican 338 UT 56 3 NE 5 CO 890 MT ND 3 3 MN ID 94 10 WI SD 3 ům 10 MI WY WM 16 IA ME 4 VT 3 NH NY 29 96 PA 20 OH IN IL 11 MA 18 11 20 WV 65 KS VA 4 RI MO 5 KY 13 10 8 7 CT NC OK AZ NM 7 AR 11 5 TN 15 14 NJ 11 160 SC 3 DE 9 MS AL 6 9 TX 38 LA ∞ 969 GA 16 10 MD 3 DC FL 270 29 EWIN Screenshot this. AYd716vE.png 120 KB PNG I have a tested IQ of 148. After analyzing all the information out there, this is the map that is going to happen.
Anonymous (ID: jhR8ZZZ7 This will be the map 10/08/20(Thu)13:01:06 No.281552992 Democrat 200 200 WA 12 OR 7 55 35 CA NV AK 3 338 Republican 338 UT 56 3 NE 5 CO 890 MT ND 3 3 MN ID 94 10 WI SD 3 ům 10 MI WY WM 16 IA ME 4 VT 3 NH NY 29 96 PA 20 OH IN IL 11 MA 18 11 20 WV 65 KS VA 4 RI MO 5 KY 13 10 8 7 CT NC OK AZ NM 7 AR 11 5 TN 15 14 NJ 11 160 SC 3 DE 9 MS AL 6 9 TX 38 LA ∞ 969 GA 16 10 MD 3 DC FL 270 29 EWIN Screenshot this. AYd716vE.png 120 KB PNG I have a tested IQ of 148. After analyzing all the information out there, this is the map that is going to happen.

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File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run
File: Spoiler Image (437 KB, 2668x3334) immortal can't stop winning Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)23:50:51 No.147877253 [Reply] >be immortal caveman >manage to live over a 1,000 years without ever learning to fight >asked to lead the number 1 superhero team on the planet hell yeah >get my ass kicked by omni-man >get my ass kicked by Invincible >get my ass kicked by the Mauler Twins >get my ass kicked by omni-man again everyone on the team unanimously agree im a jerk >bulletproof keeps asking if i really owned slaves >robot keeps giving me s--- for dating a girl 0.0001 my age "Nooo my gf is actually a 24 year old who just looks like a child" >get my ass kicked by Invincible form another dimension >I've given this world enough >f--- it, decide to retire >some senior viltrumite citizen arrives on earth >ask cecil if im needed >he laughs and blocks my number >spend the next couple years banging my qt3.14 asian gf >non stop dupli-o--- >hear robot took over the planet time to remind everyone who's the man >get my ass kicked by robot >have to wait for invincible to come back from his honeymoon to handle it >puts me in charge of ruling the planet for some reason >f---- off to space forever mentioned something a while ago about future me turning into an evil sadistic dictator, im sure it's gonna be fine >outlive everyone >technically won every fight in the long run

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