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: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)01:14:36 No.72028237 >look in the mirror >damn im handsome >take a selfie >look like a dysgenic subhuman why does this happen
: Anonymous 57 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)01:14:36 No.72028237 >look in the mirror >damn im handsome >take a selfie >look like a dysgenic subhuman why does this happen

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Anon is a very big adult | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 00 7 KB JPG >go to the bank of mummy >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.
Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 00 7 KB JPG >go to the bank of mummy >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.

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blame yourself anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)04:57:52 No.18864509 >service charge >delivery fee >mandatory tip who do i blame for this? why is my 20 dollar order now 35 dollars?
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)04:57:52 No.18864509 >service charge >delivery fee >mandatory tip who do i blame for this? why is my 20 dollar order now 35 dollars?

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Aliens use 4chan | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg ✯ (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>11390056 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No. 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.
1487814942468.jpg ✯ (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>11390056 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No. 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.

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Anon sees an advice on reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ţ E How do I deal with balding and bad breath? (self.IncelTear) submitted 17 hours ago by DoubleLocation5925 I'm 16 and in the US. I'm not radical or anything, I just have some stuff to ask. I'm a balding 5head with bad breath. Wherever I go, people make fun of me, post pictures of me online, beat me up, and threaten me. Even in public people laugh at me and take pictures. I know this as I see them online and on peoples screens. I tried mints, water flossing, and various mouth washes. Nothing works for my breath. I also have some acid reflux. I can't workout due to upcoming surgeries. 01/30/23(Mon)16:45:41 No.72027425 In 8th grade, I started online school to escape the bullying and humiliation. Whenever I vent online, people call me an incel. Other's insinuate that I must've caused this somehow. You guys just have to accept some people are legit incels. 10 comments share save hide report all 10 comments sorted by: best Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT [-] Vivissiah Popess of Womanity 6 points 2 hours ago Balding is not an issue, it is a style many choses and when they bald they often chose to take it all off for the reason of making it appear like a choice. Bad breath, clean your mouth, brush your teeth and wash your mouth and use mouth sprays. If none of this work talk with a doctor and or dentist to see what the cause is. Let them laugh, it might not even be your appearence but more your posture. If you look weak and pathetic a lot of immature people will laugh. Incels DO exist, they are defined as bigoted hateful misogynists. It is 100% a choice and nothing involountary. You might have been dealt a bad hand, or be down on your luck. But I will say what I have before. If 3rd degree face burned people can get partners, so can you. But if you remain hateful, bigoted and misogynistic and all that and don't build up confidence (which is super sexy) you will indeed remain single for a long time. Dermalink embed save report reolv Nicest people on the internet.png 71 KB PNG Insecure 16 y/o kid: >Hey guys kids at my school are terrorizing me and I can't even go to school in person anymore because I get bullied mercilessly, do you have any advice? r/inceltears: >Have you considered that the problem is you look weak and pathetic? H-------- the people on Reddit are legitimate sociopaths Imfao 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous ţ E How do I deal with balding and bad breath? (self.IncelTear) submitted 17 hours ago by DoubleLocation5925 I'm 16 and in the US. I'm not radical or anything, I just have some stuff to ask. I'm a balding 5head with bad breath. Wherever I go, people make fun of me, post pictures of me online, beat me up, and threaten me. Even in public people laugh at me and take pictures. I know this as I see them online and on peoples screens. I tried mints, water flossing, and various mouth washes. Nothing works for my breath. I also have some acid reflux. I can't workout due to upcoming surgeries. 01/30/23(Mon)16:45:41 No.72027425 In 8th grade, I started online school to escape the bullying and humiliation. Whenever I vent online, people call me an incel. Other's insinuate that I must've caused this somehow. You guys just have to accept some people are legit incels. 10 comments share save hide report all 10 comments sorted by: best Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT [-] Vivissiah Popess of Womanity 6 points 2 hours ago Balding is not an issue, it is a style many choses and when they bald they often chose to take it all off for the reason of making it appear like a choice. Bad breath, clean your mouth, brush your teeth and wash your mouth and use mouth sprays. If none of this work talk with a doctor and or dentist to see what the cause is. Let them laugh, it might not even be your appearence but more your posture. If you look weak and pathetic a lot of immature people will laugh. Incels DO exist, they are defined as bigoted hateful misogynists. It is 100% a choice and nothing involountary. You might have been dealt a bad hand, or be down on your luck. But I will say what I have before. If 3rd degree face burned people can get partners, so can you. But if you remain hateful, bigoted and misogynistic and all that and don't build up confidence (which is super sexy) you will indeed remain single for a long time. Dermalink embed save report reolv Nicest people on the internet.png 71 KB PNG Insecure 16 y/o kid: >Hey guys kids at my school are terrorizing me and I can't even go to school in person anymore because I get bullied mercilessly, do you have any advice? r/inceltears: >Have you considered that the problem is you look weak and pathetic? H-------- the people on Reddit are legitimate sociopaths Imfao 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon sniffs | /r/Greentext

File: 7R308726.jpg (2.06 MB, 3984x2656) /dog/ - *sniff sniff* Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:12:06 No.4421224 *sniff sniff sniff* >>4417079 Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:18:16 No.4421225 >>4421830 File: schlop.png (439 KB, 588x391) SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
File: 7R308726.jpg (2.06 MB, 3984x2656) /dog/ - *sniff sniff* Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:12:06 No.4421224 *sniff sniff sniff* >>4417079 Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:18:16 No.4421225 >>4421830 File: schlop.png (439 KB, 588x391) SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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Anon realizes how much his blind sister loves him. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)19:17:20 No.11958216 ► >>11958244>>11958249 >>11958265 >>11958273 >>11958321 >>11958479 >>11958749 >>11958754 >>11959124>>11959538 File: 12546356785.jpg (113 KB, 839x1000) >tfw sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names C >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster
Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)19:17:20 No.11958216 ► >>11958244>>11958249 >>11958265 >>11958273 >>11958321 >>11958479 >>11958749 >>11958754 >>11959124>>11959538 File: 12546356785.jpg (113 KB, 839x1000) >tfw sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names C >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster

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Anon didn't get proper sex education | /r/Greentext

274 KB JPG >be me as a preteen >Sheltered, innocent >One day at school I hear the phrase "suck my d---" >I am confused as to what this means and I ask a friend >He says it's something adults do during sex >In my head I imagine a woman inserting a straw into a man's urethra and slurping the urine out >Fast forward a few years, enter puberty >Have feeling to masturbate >Remember people saying that sucking d--- feels good >I get a pack of straws >Tape a few together creating one long straw >Start inserting straw into urethra, it hurts like f--- >I can't take it anymore and let out a scream, my dad barges in >He screams >Fast forward another few years, my dad has taught me all I need to know I'm not the only one right
274 KB JPG >be me as a preteen >Sheltered, innocent >One day at school I hear the phrase "suck my d---" >I am confused as to what this means and I ask a friend >He says it's something adults do during sex >In my head I imagine a woman inserting a straw into a man's urethra and slurping the urine out >Fast forward a few years, enter puberty >Have feeling to masturbate >Remember people saying that sucking d--- feels good >I get a pack of straws >Tape a few together creating one long straw >Start inserting straw into urethra, it hurts like f--- >I can't take it anymore and let out a scream, my dad barges in >He screams >Fast forward another few years, my dad has taught me all I need to know I'm not the only one right

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Anon wants to become trans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)23:01:53 No.893496216 29 KB JPG >be t----- >ask doctor for diagnosis so i can get estrogen >have to take some tests >iq test >abit strange but ok >mental evaluation >full of questions like "do you have secret knowledge of high importance" and "are there people out to get you" View Thread
: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)23:01:53 No.893496216 29 KB JPG >be t----- >ask doctor for diagnosis so i can get estrogen >have to take some tests >iq test >abit strange but ok >mental evaluation >full of questions like "do you have secret knowledge of high importance" and "are there people out to get you" View Thread

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Anon has Hep C | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im finally getting there boys! 01/29/23(Sun)23:16:19 No.72022764 1 Reply 1651653507109.jpg 31 KB JPG >yellow patches developing on my skin >my s--- is getting more pale >on and off pains in my kidney and liver >spewing every morning Health scare is right around the corner now. Cheers robots, I can think of worse ways to die. View Thread
: Anonymous Im finally getting there boys! 01/29/23(Sun)23:16:19 No.72022764 1 Reply 1651653507109.jpg 31 KB JPG >yellow patches developing on my skin >my s--- is getting more pale >on and off pains in my kidney and liver >spewing every morning Health scare is right around the corner now. Cheers robots, I can think of worse ways to die. View Thread

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“Shower daily” Id fuckin hope so, do you really want credit for that? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/29/21 (Mon)10:25:40 No.66351436 >be 6'5 >work hard every day for my looks >shower daily >lift weights and eat lots of protein >have a decent amount of muscle >"WOOOW anon you're so tall" I'm more than my height you know... : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:27:26 No.66351438 : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:29:04 No.66351446 >NOOO I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGE WOE IS ME kys
: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/29/21 (Mon)10:25:40 No.66351436 >be 6'5 >work hard every day for my looks >shower daily >lift weights and eat lots of protein >have a decent amount of muscle >"WOOOW anon you're so tall" I'm more than my height you know... : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:27:26 No.66351438 : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:29:04 No.66351446 >NOOO I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGE WOE IS ME kys

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Anon isn’t fond of doctors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Suppositories 32 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)12:58:53 No.893528767 >Go to doctor >"Here, let me stick this pill in your a------, you'll feel better" People believe this s---?
Anonymous Suppositories 32 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)12:58:53 No.893528767 >Go to doctor >"Here, let me stick this pill in your a------, you'll feel better" People believe this s---?

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Anon is curious about Chads "Fruit Roll" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/30/23(Mon)00:14:55 No.72023224 >current girlfriend shows me chats she had with her ex because they are supposedly funny >a bit weird but whatever >the guy is suprisingly handsome >for stat comparison, I am 5'4 dweeb twink, he is a 5'9 somewhat /fit/ man >read the actual chatlogs >"you want to hang out?" >"whats up?" >"uh?" >Any and all conversation attempts from the girl crashes against "uh-huh" and "k" and "cool" >not remotely involved and at best acts surface level questions and then replies with "k" >Fairly bigoted and /pol/-tardy, few more progressive statements from the girl actually provoke a reaction >Invited her somewhere once and once as an attempt to gain back her trust after she dumped him for me >under the pretence of "making a fruit roll" It keeps me up at night, what the f--- is a fruit roll?
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/30/23(Mon)00:14:55 No.72023224 >current girlfriend shows me chats she had with her ex because they are supposedly funny >a bit weird but whatever >the guy is suprisingly handsome >for stat comparison, I am 5'4 dweeb twink, he is a 5'9 somewhat /fit/ man >read the actual chatlogs >"you want to hang out?" >"whats up?" >"uh?" >Any and all conversation attempts from the girl crashes against "uh-huh" and "k" and "cool" >not remotely involved and at best acts surface level questions and then replies with "k" >Fairly bigoted and /pol/-tardy, few more progressive statements from the girl actually provoke a reaction >Invited her somewhere once and once as an attempt to gain back her trust after she dumped him for me >under the pretence of "making a fruit roll" It keeps me up at night, what the f--- is a fruit roll?

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Anon fucking cooks his coworker in the office | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) نے 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 Anonymous >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >I make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?
File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) نے 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 Anonymous >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >I make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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Anon has a thought | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 142 KB JPG 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >I could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering
: Anonymous 142 KB JPG 03/11/20(Wed)09:58:52 No.57114027 >driving down the road >thinking about how thin the line between life and death is >I could literally just turn the steering wheel and die >or would I? >throw the wheel to the left and fly into the ditch >don't die >car stuck in ditch I feel so retarded it's almost empowering

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Anon wishes he was black | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 6d26d28193c3da1bf41721206(...).jpg (874 KB, 3024x4032) I unironically wish I was born in the black community. Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)15:35:52 No.72017353 ► >>72017369 >be black man in his 20s >wake up on a saturday >finally get a weekend break from your warehouse job >text back all your homies and homegirls from the night before >groom yourself, hygiene is very important in a black mans life >put on some drip, durag, shoes >tell your laid back baby mama that you'll be out for a bit while she cooks that good s--- >your mama is chill and doesnt care what you do as long as you graduated high school and have any job >hang out around the block with your homies >playing or making music, smoking weed, working out at the gym, playing some basketball, driving around >evening time and you're sitting at the porch philosophizing about random s--- with your boys >gotta get ready for that block party you going to tonight with the homies >you meet up with felicia at the party >she's still bad as f--- >you f--- the s--- out of her and get wasted >get home at 2 in the morning >sleep like a baby because you got tomorrow off too >it was a damn good day 3/0/2/2 I wish I was black so f------ much. I didn't realize how soulless my life was as some chronically online NEET white kid with no family or community or friends to help lift me from this void. It's either go to college or get shamed forever. Black people live on easy mode it's not fair.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 6d26d28193c3da1bf41721206(...).jpg (874 KB, 3024x4032) I unironically wish I was born in the black community. Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)15:35:52 No.72017353 ► >>72017369 >be black man in his 20s >wake up on a saturday >finally get a weekend break from your warehouse job >text back all your homies and homegirls from the night before >groom yourself, hygiene is very important in a black mans life >put on some drip, durag, shoes >tell your laid back baby mama that you'll be out for a bit while she cooks that good s--- >your mama is chill and doesnt care what you do as long as you graduated high school and have any job >hang out around the block with your homies >playing or making music, smoking weed, working out at the gym, playing some basketball, driving around >evening time and you're sitting at the porch philosophizing about random s--- with your boys >gotta get ready for that block party you going to tonight with the homies >you meet up with felicia at the party >she's still bad as f--- >you f--- the s--- out of her and get wasted >get home at 2 in the morning >sleep like a baby because you got tomorrow off too >it was a damn good day 3/0/2/2 I wish I was black so f------ much. I didn't realize how soulless my life was as some chronically online NEET white kid with no family or community or friends to help lift me from this void. It's either go to college or get shamed forever. Black people live on easy mode it's not fair.

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Search for your lost youth. Search for your second mommy. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous YIKES! 105 KB JPG 12/18/21 (Sat)08:40:18 No.66612518 >39 year old girl flirts with a 25 year old guy >she wants to feel young, innocent, naive and foolish again >he just wants a second mother many such cases 12/18/21 (Sat)08:41:51 No.66612528 : Anonymous Post step by step guide on how to get this mommy gf you speak of t. 25 yr old
: Anonymous YIKES! 105 KB JPG 12/18/21 (Sat)08:40:18 No.66612518 >39 year old girl flirts with a 25 year old guy >she wants to feel young, innocent, naive and foolish again >he just wants a second mother many such cases 12/18/21 (Sat)08:41:51 No.66612528 : Anonymous Post step by step guide on how to get this mommy gf you speak of t. 25 yr old

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Anon gets lung cancer. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Nicotine conspiracy THE ONE TH Gener WHI 01/25/23(Wed)13:02:44 No.33926480 Why are there so many ads telling us not to smoke cigarettes and vape? I mean what is the real reason? California banned flavored tobacco, the US government banned JUUL. It seems to me that the elites in the US don't want the masses using nicotine, and we all know they don't care about our health considering the poison jab. 76 KB JPG It almost makes me think that nicotine is really good for you, even Harvard says nicotine has benefits, for reaction time, mental focus, even protection against Alzheimer's. So is nicotine actually really good for us and not as dangerous as they say? 142 Replies / 5 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Nicotine conspiracy THE ONE TH Gener WHI 01/25/23(Wed)13:02:44 No.33926480 Why are there so many ads telling us not to smoke cigarettes and vape? I mean what is the real reason? California banned flavored tobacco, the US government banned JUUL. It seems to me that the elites in the US don't want the masses using nicotine, and we all know they don't care about our health considering the poison jab. 76 KB JPG It almost makes me think that nicotine is really good for you, even Harvard says nicotine has benefits, for reaction time, mental focus, even protection against Alzheimer's. So is nicotine actually really good for us and not as dangerous as they say? 142 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon Is Employee Of The Week | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 205 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 30 MINUTES IT'S OVER IT'S SO F------ OVER I'M GOING TO GET FIRED 548 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)15:51:42 No.72023451 >typing up a shitpost on /adv/ >"how do i stop touching my d--- to puffy loli c----" >press enter >don't realize i was still focused in ms teams >so i accidentally send this r---- ass message in my work chat >delete that s--- in 5 seconds I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF MY COWORKERS SAW IT BUT NOBODY HAS SAID A WORD IN CHAT FOR 01/30/23(Mon)15:56:33 No.72023475 01/30/23 (Mon)15:58:49 No.72023485 Purge your SSDs and skip town buddy It's over Screenshot_1.png 14 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)15:59:04 No.72023488 01/30/23 (Mon)16:00:47 No.72023500 3:55 PM Hey man, if you've got a moment I'd like to talk to you about a message you sent earlier WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO I JUST ABANDON SHIP AND GET A NEW JOB THERE'S NO WAY I CAN SHOW MY FACE AT THE OFFICE AGAIN
Anonymous 205 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 30 MINUTES IT'S OVER IT'S SO F------ OVER I'M GOING TO GET FIRED 548 KB PNG Anonymous Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)15:51:42 No.72023451 >typing up a shitpost on /adv/ >"how do i stop touching my d--- to puffy loli c----" >press enter >don't realize i was still focused in ms teams >so i accidentally send this r---- ass message in my work chat >delete that s--- in 5 seconds I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF MY COWORKERS SAW IT BUT NOBODY HAS SAID A WORD IN CHAT FOR 01/30/23(Mon)15:56:33 No.72023475 01/30/23 (Mon)15:58:49 No.72023485 Purge your SSDs and skip town buddy It's over Screenshot_1.png 14 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)15:59:04 No.72023488 01/30/23 (Mon)16:00:47 No.72023500 3:55 PM Hey man, if you've got a moment I'd like to talk to you about a message you sent earlier WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO I JUST ABANDON SHIP AND GET A NEW JOB THERE'S NO WAY I CAN SHOW MY FACE AT THE OFFICE AGAIN

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: Anonymous Niemieccy żołnierze w terenie 97% 25 Nimice poma Top MH Amatok Wojska Amateur Military German Soldie Ⓒ140 800 05:39 324 KB JPG AU 01/29/23(Sun)20:10:10 What's the German military like? And why do they have so much gay seks? : Anonymous >>177204206 (OP) # >What's the German military like ask you grandpa No.177204206 01/29/23(Sun)20:11:43 No.177204252 >>177204316 # >>177205741 # >>177206109 # >>177206164 #
: Anonymous Niemieccy żołnierze w terenie 97% 25 Nimice poma Top MH Amatok Wojska Amateur Military German Soldie Ⓒ140 800 05:39 324 KB JPG AU 01/29/23(Sun)20:10:10 What's the German military like? And why do they have so much gay seks? : Anonymous >>177204206 (OP) # >What's the German military like ask you grandpa No.177204206 01/29/23(Sun)20:11:43 No.177204252 >>177204316 # >>177205741 # >>177206109 # >>177206164 #

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