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Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 00 7 KB JPG >go to the bank of mummy >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)04:57:52 No.18864509 >service charge >delivery fee >mandatory tip who do i blame for this? why is my 20 dollar order now 35 dollars?

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1487814942468.jpg ✯ (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>11390056 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No. 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.

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: Anonymous ţ E How do I deal with balding and bad breath? (self.IncelTear) submitted 17 hours ago by DoubleLocation5925 I'm 16 and in the US. I'm not radical or anything, I just have some stuff to ask. I'm a balding 5head with bad breath. Wherever I go, people make fun of me, post pictures of me online, beat me up, and threaten me. Even in public people laugh at me and take pictures. I know this as I see them online and on peoples screens. I tried mints, water flossing, and various mouth washes. Nothing works for my breath. I also have some acid reflux. I can't workout due to upcoming surgeries. 01/30/23(Mon)16:45:41 No.72027425 In 8th grade, I started online school to escape the bullying and humiliation. Whenever I vent online, people call me an incel. Other's insinuate that I must've caused this somehow. You guys just have to accept some people are legit incels. 10 comments share save hide report all 10 comments sorted by: best Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! CREATE AN ACCOUNT [-] Vivissiah Popess of Womanity 6 points 2 hours ago Balding is not an issue, it is a style many choses and when they bald they often chose to take it all off for the reason of making it appear like a choice. Bad breath, clean your mouth, brush your teeth and wash your mouth and use mouth sprays. If none of this work talk with a doctor and or dentist to see what the cause is. Let them laugh, it might not even be your appearence but more your posture. If you look weak and pathetic a lot of immature people will laugh. Incels DO exist, they are defined as bigoted hateful misogynists. It is 100% a choice and nothing involountary. You might have been dealt a bad hand, or be down on your luck. But I will say what I have before. If 3rd degree face burned people can get partners, so can you. But if you remain hateful, bigoted and misogynistic and all that and don't build up confidence (which is super sexy) you will indeed remain single for a long time. Dermalink embed save report reolv Nicest people on the internet.png 71 KB PNG Insecure 16 y/o kid: >Hey guys kids at my school are terrorizing me and I can't even go to school in person anymore because I get bullied mercilessly, do you have any advice? r/inceltears: >Have you considered that the problem is you look weak and pathetic? H-------- the people on Reddit are legitimate sociopaths Imfao 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon sniffs | /r/Greentext

File: 7R308726.jpg (2.06 MB, 3984x2656) /dog/ - *sniff sniff* Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:12:06 No.4421224 *sniff sniff sniff* >>4417079 Showing all replies. >> Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)08:18:16 No.4421225 >>4421830 File: schlop.png (439 KB, 588x391) SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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Anon realizes how much his blind sister loves him. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/02/14(Mon)19:17:20 No.11958216 ► >>11958244>>11958249 >>11958265 >>11958273 >>11958321 >>11958479 >>11958749 >>11958754 >>11959124>>11959538 File: 12546356785.jpg (113 KB, 839x1000) >tfw sister is blind >spent entire life looking after her >she would follow me around like a puppy even into her late teens >thought she was being annoying and always made jokes about her and called her names C >she pretended to think I was kidding and always laughed it off and made self depreciating jokes about herself >one day went to a mall in another city and ditched her as a mean spirited prank >watched what she did from a few feet away >she walked to the edge of the side wall and started yelling my name >a few passers looked at her weirdly but kept walking >she starts crying and sobbing my name >feel bad for her and people are starting to notice so pretend I was looking for her and go up to her >she hugs me quietly sobs and holds my hand until we get to the car >in the car starts crying and telling me how much she's always loved me and being sorry for being such a burden >mfw I realized I was a true monster

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Anon didn't get proper sex education | /r/Greentext

274 KB JPG >be me as a preteen >Sheltered, innocent >One day at school I hear the phrase "suck my d---" >I am confused as to what this means and I ask a friend >He says it's something adults do during sex >In my head I imagine a woman inserting a straw into a man's urethra and slurping the urine out >Fast forward a few years, enter puberty >Have feeling to masturbate >Remember people saying that sucking d--- feels good >I get a pack of straws >Tape a few together creating one long straw >Start inserting straw into urethra, it hurts like f--- >I can't take it anymore and let out a scream, my dad barges in >He screams >Fast forward another few years, my dad has taught me all I need to know I'm not the only one right

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Anon wants to become trans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)23:01:53 No.893496216 29 KB JPG >be t----- >ask doctor for diagnosis so i can get estrogen >have to take some tests >iq test >abit strange but ok >mental evaluation >full of questions like "do you have secret knowledge of high importance" and "are there people out to get you" View Thread

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Anon has Hep C | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Im finally getting there boys! 01/29/23(Sun)23:16:19 No.72022764 1 Reply 1651653507109.jpg 31 KB JPG >yellow patches developing on my skin >my s--- is getting more pale >on and off pains in my kidney and liver >spewing every morning Health scare is right around the corner now. Cheers robots, I can think of worse ways to die. View Thread

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“Shower daily” Id fuckin hope so, do you really want credit for that? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 11/29/21 (Mon)10:25:40 No.66351436 >be 6'5 >work hard every day for my looks >shower daily >lift weights and eat lots of protein >have a decent amount of muscle >"WOOOW anon you're so tall" I'm more than my height you know... : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:27:26 No.66351438 : Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)10:29:04 No.66351446 >NOOO I HAVE AN OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGE WOE IS ME kys

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Anon isn’t fond of doctors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Suppositories 32 KB PNG 01/30/23(Mon)12:58:53 No.893528767 >Go to doctor >"Here, let me stick this pill in your a------, you'll feel better" People believe this s---?

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Anon is curious about Chads "Fruit Roll" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/30/23(Mon)00:14:55 No.72023224 >current girlfriend shows me chats she had with her ex because they are supposedly funny >a bit weird but whatever >the guy is suprisingly handsome >for stat comparison, I am 5'4 dweeb twink, he is a 5'9 somewhat /fit/ man >read the actual chatlogs >"you want to hang out?" >"whats up?" >"uh?" >Any and all conversation attempts from the girl crashes against "uh-huh" and "k" and "cool" >not remotely involved and at best acts surface level questions and then replies with "k" >Fairly bigoted and /pol/-tardy, few more progressive statements from the girl actually provoke a reaction >Invited her somewhere once and once as an attempt to gain back her trust after she dumped him for me >under the pretence of "making a fruit roll" It keeps me up at night, what the f--- is a fruit roll?

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Anon fucking cooks his coworker in the office | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (21 KB, 251x201) نے 09/30/18(Sun)09:23:11 No.47829822 >>47829862 >>47829884 >>47829907 >>47829939 >>47829951 >>47829956 >>47829960 >>47830118 >>47830125 >>47830163 >>47830168 >>47830182 >>47830452 >>47830501 >>47830536 >>47830601 >>47830697 >>47830737 >>47830847 >>47830857 >>47831328 >>47832066 >>47832229 >>47832302 >>47832353 >>47832354 >>47832513 >>47832696 >>47833199 >>47833530 >>47833818 >>47833850 >>47834179 >>47834587 >>47834632 Anonymous >female coworker makes a joke at my expense about something I can't control (being bald) >I make a joke back about something she can control (being fat) >she goes home early and everybody is mad at me How was I the bad guy here? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)09:56:06 No.47830163 >>47830238 >>47829822 (OP) # What was her joke? And what did you answer? Anonymous 09/30/18(Sun)10:06:34 No.47830238 >>47830163 # >broke up with gf a few weeks ago (I ended it) >coworkers were talking about their exes (working with women is Hell) >>Anon, why don't you ever talk s--- about your ex? Didn't she break up with you because you were bald ha ha? >Ha ha, good one. Didn't you have a miscarriage because you're so fat?

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Anonymous 01/29/15(Thu)18:24:10 No.16081718 00 7 KB JPG >go to the bank of mummy >ask for a loan of 500 GBP to buy a playstation with >she denies the loan on the basis I was late on my GBP payments on my big boy credit card last summer when I was buying pokemon cards >build up credit purchasing tendies over the next few months >reapply for a loan and put that she is the "best mummy" at the end of my submission >just recently able to take out 400 GBP with a 4.5% interest rate this week Feels good being an adult.

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