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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 05/14/23(Sun)01:43:50 No.733 >Be me 12 years old >Playing football with my bros >crushing them 8:1 >Say "we are getting them by the mouth and ass" >Turn around >mfw there's a teacher there
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 05/14/23(Sun)01:43:50 No.733 >Be me 12 years old >Playing football with my bros >crushing them 8:1 >Say "we are getting them by the mouth and ass" >Turn around >mfw there's a teacher there

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Anon is an AVGN fan | /r/Greentext

SONIC SONIC THE HEDGEHOF 06.jpg 87 KB JPG >*eerie music starts* >No... No not this game... I promised myself I'd never review it- >*evil alter ego enters screen* >It is your destiny to play s----- games YouTube Video Game Reviewer >*channel theme song starts*
SONIC SONIC THE HEDGEHOF 06.jpg 87 KB JPG >*eerie music starts* >No... No not this game... I promised myself I'd never review it- >*evil alter ego enters screen* >It is your destiny to play s----- games YouTube Video Game Reviewer >*channel theme song starts*

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anon writes a poem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)02:32:21 No.899236475 >Be in 3rd grade >bored >write poem with friend about killing ppl >Killing killing is so fun, >Killing killing everyone, >and so on >talk about killing nursery rhyme n----- like humpty dumpty >All the king's horses and all the king's men, >Couldn't put him back together, >Because we killed them! >show poem to librarian >she laughs nervously and says she loves it >ffw an hour >in principal's office with cop >have to talk to shrink for like a year >parents act weird around me for a while >mfw I dont like killing ppl irl it was a joke for chrissakes I grew up with GTA vice city, why was everyone acting like this behavior wasn't normal?
Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)02:32:21 No.899236475 >Be in 3rd grade >bored >write poem with friend about killing ppl >Killing killing is so fun, >Killing killing everyone, >and so on >talk about killing nursery rhyme n----- like humpty dumpty >All the king's horses and all the king's men, >Couldn't put him back together, >Because we killed them! >show poem to librarian >she laughs nervously and says she loves it >ffw an hour >in principal's office with cop >have to talk to shrink for like a year >parents act weird around me for a while >mfw I dont like killing ppl irl it was a joke for chrissakes I grew up with GTA vice city, why was everyone acting like this behavior wasn't normal?

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Worldwide travel is made by Anon.... | /r/Greentext

termission: 21 HELLO! My name is.. JEFF Daiviam il panic attack Ghost 4 20 23 70 SSMA ULL 70 800 70 780 22 740 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth
termission: 21 HELLO! My name is.. JEFF Daiviam il panic attack Ghost 4 20 23 70 SSMA ULL 70 800 70 780 22 740 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth

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Anon is a Baguette | /r/Greentext

File: 028999a.jpg (20 KB, 430x428) Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:06:41 No.899226102 [Reply] >>899226139 >be me >French >mfw >> Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:07:31 No.899226139 File: goofy.png (56 KB, 300x300) >>899226102 (OP) Why are you French?
File: 028999a.jpg (20 KB, 430x428) Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:06:41 No.899226102 [Reply] >>899226139 >be me >French >mfw >> Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:07:31 No.899226139 File: goofy.png (56 KB, 300x300) >>899226102 (OP) Why are you French?

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The sweet memories of high school | /r/Greentext

-File: hs.jpg (247 KB, 1200x645) Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:01:04 No.898762922 [Reply]► >>898763791 >>898763932 High School true stories thread. What crazy thing happened at your high school? >Tech teacher, Mr. Tonks, arrested and cuffed in the middle of class after his daughter found CP on his computer at home. + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:19:06 No.898763791 ► >>898764049 File: 3E048C83-593F-4186-AFD7-2(...).png (923 KB, 1024x1006) YOUR Piss Mario >>898762922 (OP) I mean the only interesting things I can remember are the notorious sink s------ and the dude who ended up r----- a 13 year old >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:22:31 No.898763932 ► >>898764049 >>898762922 (OP) >Basketball American >Could have reasonably gone to a small to mid-sized college on scholarship >Expelled for face f------ a petite blonde retarded girl in one of the bathrooms >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:25:07 No.898764049 ► >>898763791 >the dude who ended up r----- a 13 year old Do tell. >>898763932 Like an actual special ed retard? That's low.
-File: hs.jpg (247 KB, 1200x645) Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:01:04 No.898762922 [Reply]► >>898763791 >>898763932 High School true stories thread. What crazy thing happened at your high school? >Tech teacher, Mr. Tonks, arrested and cuffed in the middle of class after his daughter found CP on his computer at home. + 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:19:06 No.898763791 ► >>898764049 File: 3E048C83-593F-4186-AFD7-2(...).png (923 KB, 1024x1006) YOUR Piss Mario >>898762922 (OP) I mean the only interesting things I can remember are the notorious sink s------ and the dude who ended up r----- a 13 year old >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:22:31 No.898763932 ► >>898764049 >>898762922 (OP) >Basketball American >Could have reasonably gone to a small to mid-sized college on scholarship >Expelled for face f------ a petite blonde retarded girl in one of the bathrooms >> Anonymous 05/05/23(Fri)17:25:07 No.898764049 ► >>898763791 >the dude who ended up r----- a 13 year old Do tell. >>898763932 Like an actual special ed retard? That's low.

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Work benefits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous chair 05/13/23(Sat)17:31:53 No.899218838 14 KB JPG >be me >work as mover >one day have to move stuff from a hot girl's apartment >have to move chair, and balance it on my head so that it's easier to move >as I'm going out of the house I slip and chair falls in my face >finish the job >look at girls insta >she's an OF girl >subscribe and see that she once sat on that chair ass naked >dude, that chair landed on me >mfw when I practically had a girl on me >mfw a girl basically sat on my face see ya later virgins
Anonymous chair 05/13/23(Sat)17:31:53 No.899218838 14 KB JPG >be me >work as mover >one day have to move stuff from a hot girl's apartment >have to move chair, and balance it on my head so that it's easier to move >as I'm going out of the house I slip and chair falls in my face >finish the job >look at girls insta >she's an OF girl >subscribe and see that she once sat on that chair ass naked >dude, that chair landed on me >mfw when I practically had a girl on me >mfw a girl basically sat on my face see ya later virgins

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Anon goes to Walmart | /r/Greentext

File: ad3fe34741966b12eb48c238b(...).png (1.15 MB, 3240x3240) Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 18:47:33 No.73307997 [Reply]► >>73308032 >>73308069 >>73308239 >>73308318 >be me >go to Walmart to get some chips, ice cream, & candies. >group of loud hot young adult women approach from the other side of the aisle >they all look right into my cart and then laugh at me but look away real quick to not make it obvious. Why does this always happen to me!?!?!? EVERY TIME I GO OUT TO GET SNACKS HOT GIRLS ALWAYS DO THIS UGHHHHHHHH!!!!
File: ad3fe34741966b12eb48c238b(...).png (1.15 MB, 3240x3240) Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat) 18:47:33 No.73307997 [Reply]► >>73308032 >>73308069 >>73308239 >>73308318 >be me >go to Walmart to get some chips, ice cream, & candies. >group of loud hot young adult women approach from the other side of the aisle >they all look right into my cart and then laugh at me but look away real quick to not make it obvious. Why does this always happen to me!?!?!? EVERY TIME I GO OUT TO GET SNACKS HOT GIRLS ALWAYS DO THIS UGHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Former POTUS receives Richard Feynman | /r/Greentext

#3, No. 15354814 April 15 >>15354724 (OP) >This lab has the highest voltage, the best voltage you've ever seen, believe me. They'll tell you Caltech has some good voltage but you should've seen it, Feynman came to me at my office at MIT with tears in his eyes and he said to me "John," - he called me Dr. Trump at first but I said D---, please, just John is fine - he said, "John, the voltage at the lab, we don't know what happened, it just all turned... off!" Can you believe it? Richard Feynman drove the entire way from California to Boston because those - schmucks! that's what I call 'em - those schmucks at Caltech lost their electricity. Bunch of the smartest - that's if you believe the media, by the way but let me tell you that kook John Schwarz has been rambling on about the world being made up of noodles in you'll never guess how many dimensions - 26! and he thinks we all ought to be smoking that crap he puffs out all day, you should see him, the man's a disgrace, he walks around all day smelling like an armpit and he wants you to think you haven't noticed about 20 dimensions flying around wherever - and they called us because they couldn't find where the electricity went. 16 replies
#3, No. 15354814 April 15 >>15354724 (OP) >This lab has the highest voltage, the best voltage you've ever seen, believe me. They'll tell you Caltech has some good voltage but you should've seen it, Feynman came to me at my office at MIT with tears in his eyes and he said to me "John," - he called me Dr. Trump at first but I said D---, please, just John is fine - he said, "John, the voltage at the lab, we don't know what happened, it just all turned... off!" Can you believe it? Richard Feynman drove the entire way from California to Boston because those - schmucks! that's what I call 'em - those schmucks at Caltech lost their electricity. Bunch of the smartest - that's if you believe the media, by the way but let me tell you that kook John Schwarz has been rambling on about the world being made up of noodles in you'll never guess how many dimensions - 26! and he thinks we all ought to be smoking that crap he puffs out all day, you should see him, the man's a disgrace, he walks around all day smelling like an armpit and he wants you to think you haven't noticed about 20 dimensions flying around wherever - and they called us because they couldn't find where the electricity went. 16 replies

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Dove hunt. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)11:42:35 No.73016228 >annoying pigeons and doves around my apartment >s--- everywhere and destroy my stuff on the balcony >landlord refuses to do something because the state decided to install those wooden plates right under the roof for whatever f------ reason >hear my neighbor chasing them away with a water gun >yells "supa soakaaaaa" before he does and goes full autismo >makes "pew pew pew" noises and such >no more annoying pigeons s------- up my place god bless america
: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)11:42:35 No.73016228 >annoying pigeons and doves around my apartment >s--- everywhere and destroy my stuff on the balcony >landlord refuses to do something because the state decided to install those wooden plates right under the roof for whatever f------ reason >hear my neighbor chasing them away with a water gun >yells "supa soakaaaaa" before he does and goes full autismo >makes "pew pew pew" noises and such >no more annoying pigeons s------- up my place god bless america

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Anon uses Steam Deck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:36:14 No.637112270 >female coworker wants to add me as a steam friend >have tons of h games I play on my steam deck as non steam games >have tons of weeaboo games with hundreds of hours on them >steam profile picture is a cropped image of hentai 5 KB JPG I wasn't thinking before I went ahead. I was on xanax Should I look for a new job?
: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)22:36:14 No.637112270 >female coworker wants to add me as a steam friend >have tons of h games I play on my steam deck as non steam games >have tons of weeaboo games with hundreds of hours on them >steam profile picture is a cropped image of hentai 5 KB JPG I wasn't thinking before I went ahead. I was on xanax Should I look for a new job?

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anon has a love-hate relationship | /r/Greentext

File: cringe.png (88 KB, 1075x856) love-hate relationship with minecraft Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)15:24:28 No.637101641 anyone else unironically really like minecraft but f------ hate mojang and microsoft ownership of it? The game has actually devolved into nothing >load world >>637101732 >>637102204 >>637102312 >>637102416 >>637102462 >>637102605 >>6371038 >find village w/ enough bread to survive the next 100 days + a fuckton of iron >spend 20 minutes trading with villagers to get full diamond armor and tools >beat the game like its literally f------ nothing, i remember people in 2014 bragging about killing the ender dragon in creative mode >get elytra, all forms of travel are now utterly useless and might as well be removed from the game >f--- around building s--- with schematica >get bored and quit for the next 3 months Every modern update is mojang adding 4 new blocks & adding 1 new useless mob into the game even though they programmed another 2
File: cringe.png (88 KB, 1075x856) love-hate relationship with minecraft Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)15:24:28 No.637101641 anyone else unironically really like minecraft but f------ hate mojang and microsoft ownership of it? The game has actually devolved into nothing >load world >>637101732 >>637102204 >>637102312 >>637102416 >>637102462 >>637102605 >>6371038 >find village w/ enough bread to survive the next 100 days + a fuckton of iron >spend 20 minutes trading with villagers to get full diamond armor and tools >beat the game like its literally f------ nothing, i remember people in 2014 bragging about killing the ender dragon in creative mode >get elytra, all forms of travel are now utterly useless and might as well be removed from the game >f--- around building s--- with schematica >get bored and quit for the next 3 months Every modern update is mojang adding 4 new blocks & adding 1 new useless mob into the game even though they programmed another 2

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What could go wrong? | /r/Greentext

New Age car "engineers" be like: >We can't make phone battery last for more than 2 days Let's make battery powered cars! >We haven't figured how to make operating system that doesn't crash Making car run on buggy operating system sounds fine to me!
New Age car "engineers" be like: >We can't make phone battery last for more than 2 days Let's make battery powered cars! >We haven't figured how to make operating system that doesn't crash Making car run on buggy operating system sounds fine to me!

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anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous how to troll normies 05/13/23(Sat)21:30:25 No.73303661 a45.jpg 58 KB JPG dobre >say that you have high standards in women >you want you`re gf to text you everyday >she should engage in sex once in a month >visit you every week at least one time >is happy to see you and not being passive aggresive to see you watch youre friends getting angry because you described a normal relationship to them
: Anonymous how to troll normies 05/13/23(Sat)21:30:25 No.73303661 a45.jpg 58 KB JPG dobre >say that you have high standards in women >you want you`re gf to text you everyday >she should engage in sex once in a month >visit you every week at least one time >is happy to see you and not being passive aggresive to see you watch youre friends getting angry because you described a normal relationship to them

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Anon gets caught by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 188 KB JPG 12/03/21 (Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 188 KB JPG 12/03/21 (Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon likes papa roach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPG 05/24/21(Mon)22:17:13 No.855244018 >be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >f--- they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >f--- did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >w--.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, f---, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork
Anonymous 27 KB JPG 05/24/21(Mon)22:17:13 No.855244018 >be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >f--- they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >f--- did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >w--.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, f---, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork

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Anon worked at fast food | /r/Greentext

>>334145223 (OP) Nails. Why do their women use those ridicolously long nails? Anonymous (ID: WfwTkuG9) 08/13/21(Fri)22:31:22 No.334152625 ► >>334152752 >>334154948 >be me >work fastfood s------- drive through open till 4am >every other car is a nogger who stinks of weed with 4 kids in the car >ok maam its 12.57 due to a coin shortage we are only taking exact change or card payment >noggress does not respond, hands me a twenty >exact change ma'am Anonymous (ID: (N68hOgE)) 08/13/21 (Fri)22:52:19 No.334154948 File: 1622008776597.jpg (21 KB, 563x503) >still no response >f------ whatever. do the best i can >hands her bag of food out of the window >she has her window rolled 3/4ths of the way up >stack of boxes wont fit through the gap >she just keeps tugging at the bag like an animal >awwshiettgotdammwhywonnadamnthangwork >nogger voice from inside car 'jus open tha do' >noggress opens the door ripping the bag out of her grip and her fried chicken meal spills all over the pavement why are n------ >>334152625 >why are n------ Solid question, why are n------?
>>334145223 (OP) Nails. Why do their women use those ridicolously long nails? Anonymous (ID: WfwTkuG9) 08/13/21(Fri)22:31:22 No.334152625 ► >>334152752 >>334154948 >be me >work fastfood s------- drive through open till 4am >every other car is a nogger who stinks of weed with 4 kids in the car >ok maam its 12.57 due to a coin shortage we are only taking exact change or card payment >noggress does not respond, hands me a twenty >exact change ma'am Anonymous (ID: (N68hOgE)) 08/13/21 (Fri)22:52:19 No.334154948 File: 1622008776597.jpg (21 KB, 563x503) >still no response >f------ whatever. do the best i can >hands her bag of food out of the window >she has her window rolled 3/4ths of the way up >stack of boxes wont fit through the gap >she just keeps tugging at the bag like an animal >awwshiettgotdammwhywonnadamnthangwork >nogger voice from inside car 'jus open tha do' >noggress opens the door ripping the bag out of her grip and her fried chicken meal spills all over the pavement why are n------ >>334152625 >why are n------ Solid question, why are n------?

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Anon goes for a walk around the neighborhood | /r/Greentext

Vermont BFH 368 >be me >live in nice neighborhood on west coast >enjoy long walks around tree-lined avenues >see a big SUV with green vermont plates >imagine them driving across the whole country to get here >maybe it is a family on a long roadtrip >maybe they saw some amazing sights along the way like the grand canyon, mt rushmore, the rockies and the great salt lake >maybe they made beautiful memories that will last a lifetime >maybe the family bonded in a way they hadnt before and this special trip will forever be their happiest memory >maybe the exposure to the different communities and geographies of america will open their minds and expand their horizons >snap myself out of my daydreaming >my brother told me this morning that a venezuelan family has moved to the area >these people are theives and rapists >they would hunt me for sport and r--- my bones >I must be vigilant and proceed with caution
Vermont BFH 368 >be me >live in nice neighborhood on west coast >enjoy long walks around tree-lined avenues >see a big SUV with green vermont plates >imagine them driving across the whole country to get here >maybe it is a family on a long roadtrip >maybe they saw some amazing sights along the way like the grand canyon, mt rushmore, the rockies and the great salt lake >maybe they made beautiful memories that will last a lifetime >maybe the family bonded in a way they hadnt before and this special trip will forever be their happiest memory >maybe the exposure to the different communities and geographies of america will open their minds and expand their horizons >snap myself out of my daydreaming >my brother told me this morning that a venezuelan family has moved to the area >these people are theives and rapists >they would hunt me for sport and r--- my bones >I must be vigilant and proceed with caution

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Aussie anon exposes the Iwo Jima hoax | /r/Greentext

File: Iwo Jima.jpg (342 KB, 1600x1244) The Battle of Iwo Jima never happened Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri) 19:40:11 No.426842113 ► >>426844740 >>426849512 >marine high command were worried they would have budget cuts after the war and would go back to being naval security >they needed a massive victory they could film and show off >so they stage one >21,000 japanese soldiers apparently lived on an island without any food resources, natural water and barely any supplies coming in for months..somehow >tadamichi kuribayashi spends most of his life in america working in dc, has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is never found >takeichi nishi spends most of his life traveling around the world and is best friends with charlie chaplin, he too has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is also never found >takeichi's 28 tanks all sink aboard nisshu maru but he gets 22 of them later..somehow >despite the tank gun barrels being removed from the tanks and placed into the soil they still worked perfectly and had no problems..somehow >james bradley (one of the flag raisers sons) and author of the book 'flags of our fathers' now doubts his dad ever even raised the flag in the first place >despite the japanese supposedly having loads of underground tunnels they dug for months/years prior to the battle, majority of these tunnels either can't be located or are off limits to the general public...for some reason >most of the """tunnels"" you can visit are instead caves >out of the 17,800 supposed japanese dead, 12,000 of those bodies are "missing" and another 3,000 are in .......hiding...somehow The entire thing was nothing more than a photo op devised by glowies. Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)19:42:03 No.426842245 ► File: Tadamichi Kuribayashi.jpg (132 KB, 671x979) Here's a totally real definitely not photo shopped photo of Tadamichi Kuribayashi Anonymous (ID: OQBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)20:03:15 No.426843888 ► File: Japanese PM vows to find (...).jpg (81 KB, 956x632) Japan This article is more than 12 years old Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 15 Feb 2011 21.49 AEDT Japanese PM vows to find missing soldiers Remains of 12,000 soldiers still missing on Iwo To, also known as Iwo Jima, after 1945 battle with the US Japanese prime minister Naoto Kan, left, helps to exhume human remains at a mass grave site on Iwo To island last year. Photograph: David Guttenfelder/AP There are retards out there who still think this s--- happened >> Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri)20:34:58 No.426846177 ► File: Zero plane crash during t(...).jpg (103 KB, 500x365) >japanese zero shot down over alaska in 1942 >the plane is quickly recovered and the dead j-- tadayoshi koga is "*""quietly""" buried >fast forward to 1988 and author jim rearden leads a team to find find the pilot's body >they come across his grave and decide to dig it up >there's nothing there not a single bone >the us gov quickly intervenes and mentions that they actually dug up nearly all the bodies and re-buried them on adak island >the us gov also doesn't mention where exactly they re-buried the dead japanese on adak Well it seems Iwo Jima isn't the only event that's fake about the Pacific Theater, Aleutian Islands campaign might be as well. Jeez I wonder what else is fake about the Pacific War, it seems it might be a lot. It's not as bad as the Holohoax but it's not looking good.
File: Iwo Jima.jpg (342 KB, 1600x1244) The Battle of Iwo Jima never happened Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri) 19:40:11 No.426842113 ► >>426844740 >>426849512 >marine high command were worried they would have budget cuts after the war and would go back to being naval security >they needed a massive victory they could film and show off >so they stage one >21,000 japanese soldiers apparently lived on an island without any food resources, natural water and barely any supplies coming in for months..somehow >tadamichi kuribayashi spends most of his life in america working in dc, has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is never found >takeichi nishi spends most of his life traveling around the world and is best friends with charlie chaplin, he too has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is also never found >takeichi's 28 tanks all sink aboard nisshu maru but he gets 22 of them later..somehow >despite the tank gun barrels being removed from the tanks and placed into the soil they still worked perfectly and had no problems..somehow >james bradley (one of the flag raisers sons) and author of the book 'flags of our fathers' now doubts his dad ever even raised the flag in the first place >despite the japanese supposedly having loads of underground tunnels they dug for months/years prior to the battle, majority of these tunnels either can't be located or are off limits to the general public...for some reason >most of the """tunnels"" you can visit are instead caves >out of the 17,800 supposed japanese dead, 12,000 of those bodies are "missing" and another 3,000 are in .......hiding...somehow The entire thing was nothing more than a photo op devised by glowies. Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)19:42:03 No.426842245 ► File: Tadamichi Kuribayashi.jpg (132 KB, 671x979) Here's a totally real definitely not photo shopped photo of Tadamichi Kuribayashi Anonymous (ID: OQBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)20:03:15 No.426843888 ► File: Japanese PM vows to find (...).jpg (81 KB, 956x632) Japan This article is more than 12 years old Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 15 Feb 2011 21.49 AEDT Japanese PM vows to find missing soldiers Remains of 12,000 soldiers still missing on Iwo To, also known as Iwo Jima, after 1945 battle with the US Japanese prime minister Naoto Kan, left, helps to exhume human remains at a mass grave site on Iwo To island last year. Photograph: David Guttenfelder/AP There are retards out there who still think this s--- happened >> Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri)20:34:58 No.426846177 ► File: Zero plane crash during t(...).jpg (103 KB, 500x365) >japanese zero shot down over alaska in 1942 >the plane is quickly recovered and the dead j-- tadayoshi koga is "*""quietly""" buried >fast forward to 1988 and author jim rearden leads a team to find find the pilot's body >they come across his grave and decide to dig it up >there's nothing there not a single bone >the us gov quickly intervenes and mentions that they actually dug up nearly all the bodies and re-buried them on adak island >the us gov also doesn't mention where exactly they re-buried the dead japanese on adak Well it seems Iwo Jima isn't the only event that's fake about the Pacific Theater, Aleutian Islands campaign might be as well. Jeez I wonder what else is fake about the Pacific War, it seems it might be a lot. It's not as bad as the Holohoax but it's not looking good.

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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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