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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon) 18:13:14 No. 197128712 file.png 476 KB PNG >over the top, but fun action slop >good cinematography >pacing on point >good acting >certified kino >somehow flops this is why we can't have good things

Anonymous 66 KB GIF 03/27/25(Thu)16:49:03 No.80769630 >You hate women, yet you seek validation and love from them >You hate normies, yet you desire to be just like them None of you are true anti-normies, you're just failed normie outcasts. A true anti-normie such as myself, does not need the validation of others in order to live their lives, and such a concept or way of life is incomprehensible to you. I am capable of being alone without being a whiny, depressed, pathetic, weak useless s------ such as yourself. You on the other hand are no different than the normies by desiring to fit in within the crowd, to have friends, to have sex, to increase their social status, and to live the normie life, the only difference is that you're just a failed normie. I will never be affiliated with you miserable jackasses and I always find it funny to see how much you suffer in the mental prisons you create for yourselves while you reject any alternative perspective. Enjoy needlessly suffering for the rest of your life then be casted into hell for all of eternity for being a degenerate p--- addicted retard.

$Anonymous entire friend group got BTFO'd 570 KB JPG 03/26/25(Wed)12:35:14 No.80761923 >have same group of friends since middle school >we all go to the same university >in our first year a new guy starts hanging out with the group >seems really funny and sociable at first >turns out all he really does is talk s--- about people, pull "pranks" that are really just mean, and be an all-around a------ >he really starts to get on my nerves within a few months >notice my friends are starting to act more like him, overall dickishness is widespread >talk to the rest of my friends and say i think the guy is an a------ >"bro relax it's just fun, there's nothing wrong with it" >ifyousayso.png >by sophomore year the entire group is just constantly annoying >sending videos to the group chat of them yelling at drive thru workers and making fun of random people on campus >one guy gets in deep s--- for calling his teacher a n-----, got heard and almost lost his scholarship >talk to the group again >"dude quit being such a p----, you're just killing the vibe" etc >by junior year i hate basically all my friends >slowly just stop hanging out with them >lonely but i don't feel like s--- anymore lol >by graduation (last year) i don't talk to any of them >none of them graduate with me >find out last week that the entire group fractured when they found out that the guy was f------ one of my friend's gf >half of them knew and just thought it was funny >3 of my friends haven't even graduated yet because they skipped so much class >the a------ guy graduates this semester and already has a job with his daddy's business i feel like i watched a train wreck happen in slow motion, didn't things were that bad but h--------$

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2:32 Board /b/ - Random : Anonymous boards.4chan.org - Private 85 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home UUI11/21/14.00. TO NO.034 17 JJJU >got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk 13 >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you." View Thread

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Los Angeles Insider here. Wanna know how "Immigration" is affecting CA? Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23 (Fri)18:02:56 No.426834266 >>426834375 >>426834523 >>426834565 >>426834732 >>426834933 >>426835011 >>426835180 >>426835217 HOLLYWOOD From a family member in Social Services Management: 1) Hundreds of thousands of both Ukrainians AND Russians fled here. That number is suppressed. Social services for them MAXXED out. They weren't a burden on the system, but many of them came with money, the Russian ones moreso. And they were still receiving benees from L.A County/CA. File: images.jpg (13 KB, 310x163) 2) They are now overloaded with people from multiple countries which migrated here through Texas or Southern California (San Diego). The people coming across are overwhelming medical systems. Diabetes and joint problems are the big burdens. These people have the bodies of 50 year olds when they're in their 30s. 3) CA literally depends on smokers and alcoholics to fund the systems through tax revenue, but the "Migrants" are stretching it to the brink, STILL. 4) You're not being told by Gavin Newsom how many hospitals are near bankruptcy. CA hides the data, it's scam. Primarily the effect DIABETES has alone on the CA medical system (Hispanics and Filipinos). The Russians and Ukrainians don't have the same issue, but they work the system too. 5) CA has a problem getting REVENUE to match the output, because many people have left, died, or there are so many under the table payouts, that it cannot match what we spend. The state DEBT is WAY more than you realize. We're talking nearly a TRILLION...and they legit think that B------ will make up the gap. But they're not, and nobody here dares say anything. tldr; CA is literally crippling itself and systems are on the brink of collapse., and it's literally due to Illegal Immigration and the cumulative effect. And it's about to go into hyperdrive. Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23(Fri) 18:11:02 No.426834997 I forgot to add. The HISPANIC "Migrants" demand D--- PILLS from whatever medical social services they get. These are Men that are mostly single, unmarried, or don't even date at all. VIAGRA is a top priority for these Orc ASSHOLES when they get here.No joke.

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$Anonymous (ID: tEVnHULN Black Kalifornia BLACK LIKE YOU 542 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)21:23:38 No.426840841 >Be black >White governor going to hand out reparations >$1.2 million per person {{{{cash_register.wav}}}} >You and all back people in US move to west coast to collect >Massive earthquake hits and Kalifornia falls into ocean The end. (Pic not related)$

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