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: Anonymous how to troll normies 05/13/23(Sat)21:30:25 No.73303661 a45.jpg 58 KB JPG dobre >say that you have high standards in women >you want you`re gf to text you everyday >she should engage in sex once in a month >visit you every week at least one time >is happy to see you and not being passive aggresive to see you watch youre friends getting angry because you described a normal relationship to them

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anon gets caught by his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 188 KB JPG 12/03/21 (Fri)17:10:37 No.867916346 Parents ignored school shooter's depression >teacher caught him searching gun ammunition in school and contacted his parents >mom later sent him a text with "lol" and told him not to get caught next time >few days later teacher catches him drawing pictures of a gun and bullet with "my life is s---" and "kill classmates" quotes >contacted his parents again >they downplayed it and wanted him to go back to class >later on that day his dad sent him a text "please don't do it" after discovering his gun was missing 51 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon likes papa roach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPG 05/24/21(Mon)22:17:13 No.855244018 >be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >f--- they're gonna cut my life >don't wanna die, know it's not real but still scared >f--- did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >w--.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, f---, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can't calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork

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Anon worked at fast food | /r/Greentext

>>334145223 (OP) Nails. Why do their women use those ridicolously long nails? Anonymous (ID: WfwTkuG9) 08/13/21(Fri)22:31:22 No.334152625 ► >>334152752 >>334154948 >be me >work fastfood s------- drive through open till 4am >every other car is a nogger who stinks of weed with 4 kids in the car >ok maam its 12.57 due to a coin shortage we are only taking exact change or card payment >noggress does not respond, hands me a twenty >exact change ma'am Anonymous (ID: (N68hOgE)) 08/13/21 (Fri)22:52:19 No.334154948 File: 1622008776597.jpg (21 KB, 563x503) >still no response >f------ whatever. do the best i can >hands her bag of food out of the window >she has her window rolled 3/4ths of the way up >stack of boxes wont fit through the gap >she just keeps tugging at the bag like an animal >awwshiettgotdammwhywonnadamnthangwork >nogger voice from inside car 'jus open tha do' >noggress opens the door ripping the bag out of her grip and her fried chicken meal spills all over the pavement why are n------ >>334152625 >why are n------ Solid question, why are n------?

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Anon goes for a walk around the neighborhood | /r/Greentext

Vermont BFH 368 >be me >live in nice neighborhood on west coast >enjoy long walks around tree-lined avenues >see a big SUV with green vermont plates >imagine them driving across the whole country to get here >maybe it is a family on a long roadtrip >maybe they saw some amazing sights along the way like the grand canyon, mt rushmore, the rockies and the great salt lake >maybe they made beautiful memories that will last a lifetime >maybe the family bonded in a way they hadnt before and this special trip will forever be their happiest memory >maybe the exposure to the different communities and geographies of america will open their minds and expand their horizons >snap myself out of my daydreaming >my brother told me this morning that a venezuelan family has moved to the area >these people are theives and rapists >they would hunt me for sport and r--- my bones >I must be vigilant and proceed with caution

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Aussie anon exposes the Iwo Jima hoax | /r/Greentext

File: Iwo Jima.jpg (342 KB, 1600x1244) The Battle of Iwo Jima never happened Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri) 19:40:11 No.426842113 ► >>426844740 >>426849512 >marine high command were worried they would have budget cuts after the war and would go back to being naval security >they needed a massive victory they could film and show off >so they stage one >21,000 japanese soldiers apparently lived on an island without any food resources, natural water and barely any supplies coming in for months..somehow >tadamichi kuribayashi spends most of his life in america working in dc, has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is never found >takeichi nishi spends most of his life traveling around the world and is best friends with charlie chaplin, he too has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is also never found >takeichi's 28 tanks all sink aboard nisshu maru but he gets 22 of them later..somehow >despite the tank gun barrels being removed from the tanks and placed into the soil they still worked perfectly and had no problems..somehow >james bradley (one of the flag raisers sons) and author of the book 'flags of our fathers' now doubts his dad ever even raised the flag in the first place >despite the japanese supposedly having loads of underground tunnels they dug for months/years prior to the battle, majority of these tunnels either can't be located or are off limits to the general public...for some reason >most of the """tunnels"" you can visit are instead caves >out of the 17,800 supposed japanese dead, 12,000 of those bodies are "missing" and another 3,000 are in .......hiding...somehow The entire thing was nothing more than a photo op devised by glowies. Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)19:42:03 No.426842245 ► File: Tadamichi Kuribayashi.jpg (132 KB, 671x979) Here's a totally real definitely not photo shopped photo of Tadamichi Kuribayashi Anonymous (ID: OQBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)20:03:15 No.426843888 ► File: Japanese PM vows to find (...).jpg (81 KB, 956x632) Japan This article is more than 12 years old Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 15 Feb 2011 21.49 AEDT Japanese PM vows to find missing soldiers Remains of 12,000 soldiers still missing on Iwo To, also known as Iwo Jima, after 1945 battle with the US Japanese prime minister Naoto Kan, left, helps to exhume human remains at a mass grave site on Iwo To island last year. Photograph: David Guttenfelder/AP There are retards out there who still think this s--- happened >> Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri)20:34:58 No.426846177 ► File: Zero plane crash during t(...).jpg (103 KB, 500x365) >japanese zero shot down over alaska in 1942 >the plane is quickly recovered and the dead j-- tadayoshi koga is "*""quietly""" buried >fast forward to 1988 and author jim rearden leads a team to find find the pilot's body >they come across his grave and decide to dig it up >there's nothing there not a single bone >the us gov quickly intervenes and mentions that they actually dug up nearly all the bodies and re-buried them on adak island >the us gov also doesn't mention where exactly they re-buried the dead japanese on adak Well it seems Iwo Jima isn't the only event that's fake about the Pacific Theater, Aleutian Islands campaign might be as well. Jeez I wonder what else is fake about the Pacific War, it seems it might be a lot. It's not as bad as the Holohoax but it's not looking good.

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Femanon rejected by Christ bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anon is a shithead | /r/Greentext

2:32 Board /b/ - Random : Anonymous boards.4chan.org - Private 85 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home UUI11/21/14.00. TO NO.034 17 JJJU >got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk 13 >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you." View Thread

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Anon's relative reports on California social services | /r/Greentext

Los Angeles Insider here. Wanna know how "Immigration" is affecting CA? Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23 (Fri)18:02:56 No.426834266 >>426834375 >>426834523 >>426834565 >>426834732 >>426834933 >>426835011 >>426835180 >>426835217 HOLLYWOOD From a family member in Social Services Management: 1) Hundreds of thousands of both Ukrainians AND Russians fled here. That number is suppressed. Social services for them MAXXED out. They weren't a burden on the system, but many of them came with money, the Russian ones moreso. And they were still receiving benees from L.A County/CA. File: images.jpg (13 KB, 310x163) 2) They are now overloaded with people from multiple countries which migrated here through Texas or Southern California (San Diego). The people coming across are overwhelming medical systems. Diabetes and joint problems are the big burdens. These people have the bodies of 50 year olds when they're in their 30s. 3) CA literally depends on smokers and alcoholics to fund the systems through tax revenue, but the "Migrants" are stretching it to the brink, STILL. 4) You're not being told by Gavin Newsom how many hospitals are near bankruptcy. CA hides the data, it's scam. Primarily the effect DIABETES has alone on the CA medical system (Hispanics and Filipinos). The Russians and Ukrainians don't have the same issue, but they work the system too. 5) CA has a problem getting REVENUE to match the output, because many people have left, died, or there are so many under the table payouts, that it cannot match what we spend. The state DEBT is WAY more than you realize. We're talking nearly a TRILLION...and they legit think that B------ will make up the gap. But they're not, and nobody here dares say anything. tldr; CA is literally crippling itself and systems are on the brink of collapse., and it's literally due to Illegal Immigration and the cumulative effect. And it's about to go into hyperdrive. Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23(Fri) 18:11:02 No.426834997 I forgot to add. The HISPANIC "Migrants" demand D--- PILLS from whatever medical social services they get. These are Men that are mostly single, unmarried, or don't even date at all. VIAGRA is a top priority for these Orc ASSHOLES when they get here.No joke.

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Anon goes to California | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous (ID: tEVnHULN Black Kalifornia BLACK LIKE YOU 542 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)21:23:38 No.426840841 >Be black >White governor going to hand out reparations >$1.2 million per person {{{{cash_register.wav}}}} >You and all back people in US move to west coast to collect >Massive earthquake hits and Kalifornia falls into ocean The end. (Pic not related)$

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Anon gave a skeleton a bone to pick with him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)00:23:44 File: amusing-scared-person-mas(...).jpg No.290611165 ► (233 KB, 500x500) >>290610930 >Throw milk at a skeleton >It gets stronger

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anon loves M | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I really love you M. : Anonymous 246 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:45:21 No.73294195 -0.jpg 31 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:47:39 No.73294220 >I really love you M When your time runs out, you'll be just like me, just like me... 05/13/23(Sat)00:48:08 No.73294223 : Anonymous >>73294195 (OP) # I wish I was M. Thanks for not making the post too much schizobait, I respond to all of them kek. Pic saved, M is lucky.

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Anon does not like Indian names | /r/Greentext

>hit the talk with staff member >get one >it shows you their name > I s--- you not > Abdul Ghaffar Bin Abdul Rahman >W-- O Indian names Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)21:19:02 No.899152198 Why tf are Indian names so f------ strange >be me >gift oculus game to friend for birthday >feelsgoodman.jpeg >I sent it to the wrong email >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to get support ticket

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