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Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)16:44:40 No.75142647 >Be me 23 years old >Finally convince crush to go on a date >Spend all my savings on a fancy restaurant, new clothes, and cologne 157 KB JPG >Feel like a baller >Pick her up >Date night arrives >Dinner is going well, we're laughing, getting along >Time for the bill >My wallet is crying >Pay for the dinner, trying to act cool >She says, "Thanks, this was fun. I'll text you later." >Days pass, no text >Week later, still nothing Why did I do this.
Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)16:44:40 No.75142647 >Be me 23 years old >Finally convince crush to go on a date >Spend all my savings on a fancy restaurant, new clothes, and cologne 157 KB JPG >Feel like a baller >Pick her up >Date night arrives >Dinner is going well, we're laughing, getting along >Time for the bill >My wallet is crying >Pay for the dinner, trying to act cool >She says, "Thanks, this was fun. I'll text you later." >Days pass, no text >Week later, still nothing Why did I do this.

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KIB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but I'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think I'm mr olympia while to me I'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, I'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" > room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1765434598764.jpg, 64KIB, 711x718 Anonymous Wed 23 Dec 2020 13:27:24 No.59011713 View Report happened last year, but i'll greentext it >be me, work at a big tech company >leftist ultra-woke usual corporate nonsense etc >i'm 6'2 and lifting for 2.5 years, working up to 2/3/4/5 >wear polo shirts to work bc comfy and collared/professional, downside is everyone can see my physique >i outright refuse to talk about weightlifting/fitness to my coworkers to avoid becoming a stereotype >always change the subject, or say "yeah I used to lift in the past but not anymore" >but I'm obviously very muscular, especially by normie standards >normie standards are so f-----, they think I'm mr olympia while to me I'm a work in progress >i can always feel the unspoken resentment from other ppl tho >thotty summer interns and vendor sales hoes always approach me, plenty of mires >some fat girl on a team adjacent to mine always making weird fitness jokes at my expense >not a landwhale (yet) but extremely overweight, massive feminist, white BLM activist >approaching the wall at warp speed and secretly knows it (they all do) >theres a disagreement on how to use engineering resources >"hey, I'll bet anon over there probably wants to settle the debate by arm wrestling lol" >constant weird annoying comments like that >one day i get to a meeting 5 minutes late bc i had to walk across two buildings to get there >"well well nice of you to join us there protein shake" >enough >"well I'm here now, sorry I'm late McFlurry" > room with a dozen people in it falls silent >everyone staring at me like i just murdered a child or something >literally 15 seconds of silence >fatty is in shock, doesn't say anything for the entire meeting >next day >manager requests a 10am meeting >walk into the room, its him and 2 HR people >assigned 4 weeks of sensitivity training >online courses on diversity in the workplace >mfw around fats never relax

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Anonymous 26 KB JPEG 15/06/2024, 00:08:01 > be me > play with my kitten No.33197999 > he's 6 month old and he's the sweetest thing ever > I finally feel loved and accepted and I would anything for him > I start crying because I think he will die much before me and I will miss this moments Why am I like this?
Anonymous 26 KB JPEG 15/06/2024, 00:08:01 > be me > play with my kitten No.33197999 > he's 6 month old and he's the sweetest thing ever > I finally feel loved and accepted and I would anything for him > I start crying because I think he will die much before me and I will miss this moments Why am I like this?

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Anon wants to be a scientist | /r/Greentext

File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Aptilink + Aptilink https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... Services ▾ Learn More v Contact Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than C 91 of them. >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114 >>15413135 >>15413220 Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal
File: 07C1A246-9526-4961-A187-0(...).jpg (111 KB, 1278x1230) Aptilink + Aptilink https://aptilink.io/results/basic?session_id=cs_live_a1t5G4mqSZZ... Services ▾ Learn More v Contact Results Your IQ is 80 9.12% 50 75 100 125 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 90.88% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than C 91 of them. >>15413000 >>15413046 >>15413114 >>15413135 >>15413220 Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:12:34 No.15412971 >>15413411 >>15413454 What field of science should I get into with an IQ of 80? Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)05:26:37 No.15413000 >>15412971 (OP) lab animal

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Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)07:53:07 No.57865060 >>57865260 >>57868884 935f8f99-ff97-4555-b052-0(...).jpg (64 KB, 1200x680) google yandex iqdb wait >>57864873 >if you never talk to them I did, once. Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:08:41 No.57865260 >>57865615 >>57865060 Story time? Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:38:00 No.57865615 >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 >>57866731 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868884 the-boys-homelander.jpg (230 KB, 2028x1140) google yandex iqdb wait >>57865260 Sure. >be me >start lifting right when the gym opens up >completely empty most of the time >electronic access so don't have to deal with the bitch at the reception >strange but comfy feeling >liminalspacesafterdark.jpg >about a month in this HUGE roidfag shows up >120+ kg not a gramm of fat on him >whatever there's more than enough benches for the both of us >about halfway through my last set I hear bloodcurdling screams from the other side of the freeweight area >"W-----! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE?! WHY?! AAAAAAHH! W-----!" >look over >see roidfag benching with his headphones in while screaming his head of >quickly finish my set and leave >this continues for weeks >6 days a week, 4 weeks a month >every single time things get rough for him on the bench "W-----! WHY DAMN YOU?! WHOOOOOOORES!" >one day work up the nerve to tell him to keep it down with the incel s--- since I can hear him through my NOISECANCELLING HEADPHONES >says he isn't screaming "w-----" but "Horus", a guy who "betrayed him and his kin" >ask him what the f--- he means by "his kin" >he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the gayest shoulder tattoo I've ever seen >looks like a tear with angel wings >wakemeupinside.jpg >says he's part of the "blood warriors" or some s--- like that >never heard of a gang by that name in the area >he apparently interprets my looks of bewilderment as a sign of interest and goes on the most autistic rant I've heard in my f------ life Cont? Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:18:47 No.57866150 >>57866638 >>57865615 unreasonably based Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:22:00 No.57866188 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue man this is great Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:38 No.57866205 >>57864526 BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:44 No.57866207 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:59:29 No.57866638 >>57866683 >>57866731 >>57866842 >>57866953 >>57867181 >>57867747 >>57868072 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868256 >>57868884 1602447378286.jpg (117 KB, 553x544) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 Cont. >says he can lift heavier by channeling his "black rage" >I stare even harder >the guy is super white >like born in Eastern Europe and has never seen the sun white >is this mf like a reverse black klansman or something? >he notices my eyeballs coming out of my skull and eleborates >apparently Horus isn't a real guy, he's the bad guy from some kind of niche fantasy franchise he subscribes too >so are the blood warriors >he then proceeds to relate to me some of the weirdest s--- I've heard in a long time >I mean I was into some autistic s--- in my time but BOI >thousands of years into the future >humanity built a galaxy spanning empire but somehow reverted back to an absolute monarchy in the process >everything is led by a single guy who is a huge fedora tipping atheist, but also technically himself a god >also he's in a coma and needs to eat a thousand witches every single day to stay alive >instead of using warp drives like in star trek they open up portals to hell, cover the (somehow shorter) distance IN HELL and break back into reality >speaking of hell there's demons in this universe, also aliens, also witches, also cyborgs >to deal with all that s--- they brought back the communist commisariat and - I kid you not - the Spanish Inquisition >I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage if I shut him up >the f----- won't. stop. talking. >I finally loose my patience when he tells me about this alien race that's like LOTR elves except their magic is powered EXCLUSIVELY BY R--- >not by sex like in some ancient vitality based nature religion >no it HAS to be r--- or their t----- god won't be satisfied >mumble something non commital about being late for work and gtfo >he yells after me about how we should talk more and how it's super hard to find someone who's interested in that s--- >can'timaginewhy.jpg Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)10:01:55 No.57866683 >>57866731 >>57868006 >>57868246 >>57868884 3ajtl3-1.jpg (32 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866638 >stay home and do calisthenics for two weeks >buy some better headphones >he's still there every morning >to this day he's still screaming about Horus and how he betrayed him >thankfully he never talked to me again >the new headphones drown him out, mostly Yeah, f--- talking to randos at the gym.
Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)07:53:07 No.57865060 >>57865260 >>57868884 935f8f99-ff97-4555-b052-0(...).jpg (64 KB, 1200x680) google yandex iqdb wait >>57864873 >if you never talk to them I did, once. Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:08:41 No.57865260 >>57865615 >>57865060 Story time? Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:38:00 No.57865615 >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 >>57866731 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868884 the-boys-homelander.jpg (230 KB, 2028x1140) google yandex iqdb wait >>57865260 Sure. >be me >start lifting right when the gym opens up >completely empty most of the time >electronic access so don't have to deal with the bitch at the reception >strange but comfy feeling >liminalspacesafterdark.jpg >about a month in this HUGE roidfag shows up >120+ kg not a gramm of fat on him >whatever there's more than enough benches for the both of us >about halfway through my last set I hear bloodcurdling screams from the other side of the freeweight area >"W-----! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE?! WHY?! AAAAAAHH! W-----!" >look over >see roidfag benching with his headphones in while screaming his head of >quickly finish my set and leave >this continues for weeks >6 days a week, 4 weeks a month >every single time things get rough for him on the bench "W-----! WHY DAMN YOU?! WHOOOOOOORES!" >one day work up the nerve to tell him to keep it down with the incel s--- since I can hear him through my NOISECANCELLING HEADPHONES >says he isn't screaming "w-----" but "Horus", a guy who "betrayed him and his kin" >ask him what the f--- he means by "his kin" >he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the gayest shoulder tattoo I've ever seen >looks like a tear with angel wings >wakemeupinside.jpg >says he's part of the "blood warriors" or some s--- like that >never heard of a gang by that name in the area >he apparently interprets my looks of bewilderment as a sign of interest and goes on the most autistic rant I've heard in my f------ life Cont? Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:18:47 No.57866150 >>57866638 >>57865615 unreasonably based Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:22:00 No.57866188 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue man this is great Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:38 No.57866205 >>57864526 BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:44 No.57866207 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:59:29 No.57866638 >>57866683 >>57866731 >>57866842 >>57866953 >>57867181 >>57867747 >>57868072 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868256 >>57868884 1602447378286.jpg (117 KB, 553x544) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 Cont. >says he can lift heavier by channeling his "black rage" >I stare even harder >the guy is super white >like born in Eastern Europe and has never seen the sun white >is this mf like a reverse black klansman or something? >he notices my eyeballs coming out of my skull and eleborates >apparently Horus isn't a real guy, he's the bad guy from some kind of niche fantasy franchise he subscribes too >so are the blood warriors >he then proceeds to relate to me some of the weirdest s--- I've heard in a long time >I mean I was into some autistic s--- in my time but BOI >thousands of years into the future >humanity built a galaxy spanning empire but somehow reverted back to an absolute monarchy in the process >everything is led by a single guy who is a huge fedora tipping atheist, but also technically himself a god >also he's in a coma and needs to eat a thousand witches every single day to stay alive >instead of using warp drives like in star trek they open up portals to hell, cover the (somehow shorter) distance IN HELL and break back into reality >speaking of hell there's demons in this universe, also aliens, also witches, also cyborgs >to deal with all that s--- they brought back the communist commisariat and - I kid you not - the Spanish Inquisition >I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage if I shut him up >the f----- won't. stop. talking. >I finally loose my patience when he tells me about this alien race that's like LOTR elves except their magic is powered EXCLUSIVELY BY R--- >not by sex like in some ancient vitality based nature religion >no it HAS to be r--- or their t----- god won't be satisfied >mumble something non commital about being late for work and gtfo >he yells after me about how we should talk more and how it's super hard to find someone who's interested in that s--- >can'timaginewhy.jpg Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)10:01:55 No.57866683 >>57866731 >>57868006 >>57868246 >>57868884 3ajtl3-1.jpg (32 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866638 >stay home and do calisthenics for two weeks >buy some better headphones >he's still there every morning >to this day he's still screaming about Horus and how he betrayed him >thankfully he never talked to me again >the new headphones drown him out, mostly Yeah, f--- talking to randos at the gym.

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Anonymous >>199628 06/01/24(Sat) 11:44:25 No. 199634 >would you allow you're gf to go to bjj classes knowing what you know about how men behave? No Women doing martial arts is cope and cringe
Anonymous >>199628 06/01/24(Sat) 11:44:25 No. 199634 >would you allow you're gf to go to bjj classes knowing what you know about how men behave? No Women doing martial arts is cope and cringe

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Post nut clarity had hit anon hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?
Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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/fit/izen tries nofap straight to ED | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)08:51:06 No.74471654 >nofap for 10 days now Testosterone Production with Age >hasn't even been that difficult >not one erection this entire time Am I cooked bros? Not even 30 yet 92 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)08:52:19 No.74471658 Nofap is a cult, and you fell for their indoctrination. Enjoy your ed. 74471CC I 74171771 #L
Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)08:51:06 No.74471654 >nofap for 10 days now Testosterone Production with Age >hasn't even been that difficult >not one erection this entire time Am I cooked bros? Not even 30 yet 92 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)08:52:19 No.74471658 Nofap is a cult, and you fell for their indoctrination. Enjoy your ed. 74471CC I 74171771 #L

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Science and religion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:56:21 No.16731645 imgflip.com € 9 Э loyl.jpg 22 KB JPG >Ask an atheist to explain what they think or believe >They ignore the question and start ranting about Christianity It's so tiresome talking to these people. Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:58:07 No.16731653 >>16731645 (OP) # >Ask a Christian if they believe snakes can talk >They ignore the question and start ranting about trannies and dinosaurs >>16731658 # >>16731678 # >>16731727 # >>16732157 # >>16732707 # >>16732839 # >>16736999 # >>16740016 #
Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:56:21 No.16731645 imgflip.com € 9 Э loyl.jpg 22 KB JPG >Ask an atheist to explain what they think or believe >They ignore the question and start ranting about Christianity It's so tiresome talking to these people. Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:58:07 No.16731653 >>16731645 (OP) # >Ask a Christian if they believe snakes can talk >They ignore the question and start ranting about trannies and dinosaurs >>16731658 # >>16731678 # >>16731727 # >>16732157 # >>16732707 # >>16732839 # >>16736999 # >>16740016 #

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Anon tries flirting | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.
⠀ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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Master debator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 103 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)13:59:04 No.919880769 be me >Having a debate at school >Bring up tiktok videos of people that share some of my opponent's views in which they poorly defend them >"I haven't heard of this so that's a conspiracy" >" people that share this view said contradictory things 15 years ago" >Large generalization about entire populations >"No u" >1st place
: Anonymous 103 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)13:59:04 No.919880769 be me >Having a debate at school >Bring up tiktok videos of people that share some of my opponent's views in which they poorly defend them >"I haven't heard of this so that's a conspiracy" >" people that share this view said contradictory things 15 years ago" >Large generalization about entire populations >"No u" >1st place

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Anonymous (ID: Y8aZBVFI)! 12/01/15(Tue)01:59:52 No.57165901 > be me > politician > acquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker > elected in 1933, in power for 12 years > kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps > completely take over the country's economy > increase government spending to unprecedented levels > military spending reaches 35% of GDP > warmonger a lot, bring country into WWII for no reason > be Franklin Delano Roosevelt > pic unrelated.jpg
Anonymous (ID: Y8aZBVFI)! 12/01/15(Tue)01:59:52 No.57165901 > be me > politician > acquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker > elected in 1933, in power for 12 years > kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps > completely take over the country's economy > increase government spending to unprecedented levels > military spending reaches 35% of GDP > warmonger a lot, bring country into WWII for no reason > be Franklin Delano Roosevelt > pic unrelated.jpg

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Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 08:28:56 No.850295538 > be me > learning about Qing dynasty in history > actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing > learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate > "most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand > "what happened in Tiananmen Square?" > me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time > ofw
Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 08:28:56 No.850295538 > be me > learning about Qing dynasty in history > actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing > learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate > "most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand > "what happened in Tiananmen Square?" > me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time > ofw

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Anon discovers a new category of porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous door 334 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)21:55:23 No.77803639 >bored at home >find big folder of oldtime dvds >my dads old movie collections >lots of blank discs >curious >put some in pc to watch >its cellphone video of a door >moaning coming from behind >think i found my dads secret p--- stash >pull out my c--- and start beating >moaning gets louder >door opens in video >recognize woman moaning >its my mum >and its not a sex tape >she is in labor, about to give birth to me >mfw Immediately lose erection and its been impossible to get hard since. The baby version of me has made present-day me impotent. I dont know who to blame for this.
: Anonymous door 334 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)21:55:23 No.77803639 >bored at home >find big folder of oldtime dvds >my dads old movie collections >lots of blank discs >curious >put some in pc to watch >its cellphone video of a door >moaning coming from behind >think i found my dads secret p--- stash >pull out my c--- and start beating >moaning gets louder >door opens in video >recognize woman moaning >its my mum >and its not a sex tape >she is in labor, about to give birth to me >mfw Immediately lose erection and its been impossible to get hard since. The baby version of me has made present-day me impotent. I dont know who to blame for this.

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Anonymous 20 G 06/08/24(Sat) 13:34:57 No.77760418 >been f------ the same prostitute repeatedly for like 4 months >she told me today that if I took her out to dinner then I wouldn't have to pay for sex >told her that it isn't free if I'm paying for dinner and I'd rather skip the work and just f--- her >she was left speechless and said I was right and to forget about it >next day realize she was probably implying that she wants to go on a date with me am I reading too much into it or does she like me? 57 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
Anonymous 20 G 06/08/24(Sat) 13:34:57 No.77760418 >been f------ the same prostitute repeatedly for like 4 months >she told me today that if I took her out to dinner then I wouldn't have to pay for sex >told her that it isn't free if I'm paying for dinner and I'd rather skip the work and just f--- her >she was left speechless and said I was right and to forget about it >next day realize she was probably implying that she wants to go on a date with me am I reading too much into it or does she like me? 57 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Femanon hikes alone | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies Anonymous >be me 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >hiking alone with my dog View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies Anonymous >be me 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >hiking alone with my dog View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anon is not a fan of video essays | /r/Greentext

ile: 16158969615760.jpg (119 KB, 1080x655) Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)21:51:02 No.1 >Why you should watch >Why >How >The art of is a cinematic masterpiece defined a genre >Why sound is important In structural analysis >Hegelian philosophy in "anime title^ > >Why character is misunderstood >The importance of sexuality in >How gets away with being terrible >In defence of >The terrifying reality of >This ad is sponsored by >Subscribe to my patreon >How subverts expectations >The hidden genius of >How pushes boundaries >How scares us
ile: 16158969615760.jpg (119 KB, 1080x655) Anonymous 03/16/21(Tue)21:51:02 No.1 >Why you should watch >Why >How >The art of is a cinematic masterpiece defined a genre >Why sound is important In structural analysis >Hegelian philosophy in "anime title^ > >Why character is misunderstood >The importance of sexuality in >How gets away with being terrible >In defence of >The terrifying reality of >This ad is sponsored by >Subscribe to my patreon >How subverts expectations >The hidden genius of >How pushes boundaries >How scares us

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Anon is being punished | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My nightmares are getting a bi(...) 291 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)04:01:22 No.77825545 >Been having nightmares for the past week due to reasons >at first it is just normal scares. Killers, monsters, gore and s--- >but the dreams slowly grew more and more personal and attacks my personal fears and insecurities >started having dreams of actual personal heavy fears like getting my prestigous college application declined, cucked by my childhood opp or my old parents dying >actually feel like someone is masterfully setting up these dreams so I would get as uncomfortable as possible How could I get normal nightmares? I dont mind creepy nurses at this point but it is heart wrecking to see my late grandpa with lung cancer getting recreated and say he hated me all along
Anonymous My nightmares are getting a bi(...) 291 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)04:01:22 No.77825545 >Been having nightmares for the past week due to reasons >at first it is just normal scares. Killers, monsters, gore and s--- >but the dreams slowly grew more and more personal and attacks my personal fears and insecurities >started having dreams of actual personal heavy fears like getting my prestigous college application declined, cucked by my childhood opp or my old parents dying >actually feel like someone is masterfully setting up these dreams so I would get as uncomfortable as possible How could I get normal nightmares? I dont mind creepy nurses at this point but it is heart wrecking to see my late grandpa with lung cancer getting recreated and say he hated me all along

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Anon is a failure | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 212 KB PNG >iwillnotbetempted.jpg >be me >25yo neet 06/14/24(Fri)04:22:38 No.77825725 >wake up at 2pm >forgot what day it is >dont care >grab bag of chips for breakfast >sit down at computer >discord message from friend >"dude you still coming to my wedding?" >forgot he was getting married >tell him my internet is out >he buys it >back to gaming >mom comes in >"you need to get a job" >ohshit.gif >tell her I'm looking >been "looking" for 5 years >can tell shes not buying it anymore >doesnt matter, she still accepts it and leaves >order pizza for dinner >pay the delivery guy with mom's change jar >another day in paradise i don't know why anyone pretends being a wagie is better than this
Anonymous 212 KB PNG >iwillnotbetempted.jpg >be me >25yo neet 06/14/24(Fri)04:22:38 No.77825725 >wake up at 2pm >forgot what day it is >dont care >grab bag of chips for breakfast >sit down at computer >discord message from friend >"dude you still coming to my wedding?" >forgot he was getting married >tell him my internet is out >he buys it >back to gaming >mom comes in >"you need to get a job" >ohshit.gif >tell her I'm looking >been "looking" for 5 years >can tell shes not buying it anymore >doesnt matter, she still accepts it and leaves >order pizza for dinner >pay the delivery guy with mom's change jar >another day in paradise i don't know why anyone pretends being a wagie is better than this

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Anon smokes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)07:11:41 No.77826993 >get a few eye floaters >start to have semi normal twitches all over my body >vision gets a little worse >gets afterimages, all sorts of visual disturbances >think i have a brain tumor, MS, im scared to death >go to doctor >"yeah we just think you do too many drugs" am i cooked?
: Anonymous 101 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)07:11:41 No.77826993 >get a few eye floaters >start to have semi normal twitches all over my body >vision gets a little worse >gets afterimages, all sorts of visual disturbances >think i have a brain tumor, MS, im scared to death >go to doctor >"yeah we just think you do too many drugs" am i cooked?

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