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Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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⠀ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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: Anonymous door 334 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)21:55:23 No.77803639 >bored at home >find big folder of oldtime dvds >my dads old movie collections >lots of blank discs >curious >put some in pc to watch >its cellphone video of a door >moaning coming from behind >think i found my dads secret p--- stash >pull out my c--- and start beating >moaning gets louder >door opens in video >recognize woman moaning >its my mum >and its not a sex tape >she is in labor, about to give birth to me >mfw Immediately lose erection and its been impossible to get hard since. The baby version of me has made present-day me impotent. I dont know who to blame for this.

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Anonymous 20 G 06/08/24(Sat) 13:34:57 No.77760418 >been f------ the same prostitute repeatedly for like 4 months >she told me today that if I took her out to dinner then I wouldn't have to pay for sex >told her that it isn't free if I'm paying for dinner and I'd rather skip the work and just f--- her >she was left speechless and said I was right and to forget about it >next day realize she was probably implying that she wants to go on a date with me am I reading too much into it or does she like me? 57 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies Anonymous >be me 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >hiking alone with my dog View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anonymous My nightmares are getting a bi(...) 291 KB JPG 06/14/24(Fri)04:01:22 No.77825545 >Been having nightmares for the past week due to reasons >at first it is just normal scares. Killers, monsters, gore and s--- >but the dreams slowly grew more and more personal and attacks my personal fears and insecurities >started having dreams of actual personal heavy fears like getting my prestigous college application declined, cucked by my childhood opp or my old parents dying >actually feel like someone is masterfully setting up these dreams so I would get as uncomfortable as possible How could I get normal nightmares? I dont mind creepy nurses at this point but it is heart wrecking to see my late grandpa with lung cancer getting recreated and say he hated me all along

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Anonymous 212 KB PNG >iwillnotbetempted.jpg >be me >25yo neet 06/14/24(Fri)04:22:38 No.77825725 >wake up at 2pm >forgot what day it is >dont care >grab bag of chips for breakfast >sit down at computer >discord message from friend >"dude you still coming to my wedding?" >forgot he was getting married >tell him my internet is out >he buys it >back to gaming >mom comes in >"you need to get a job" >ohshit.gif >tell her I'm looking >been "looking" for 5 years >can tell shes not buying it anymore >doesnt matter, she still accepts it and leaves >order pizza for dinner >pay the delivery guy with mom's change jar >another day in paradise i don't know why anyone pretends being a wagie is better than this

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Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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