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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

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Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)07:53:07 No.57865060 >>57865260 >>57868884 935f8f99-ff97-4555-b052-0(...).jpg (64 KB, 1200x680) google yandex iqdb wait >>57864873 >if you never talk to them I did, once. Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:08:41 No.57865260 >>57865615 >>57865060 Story time? Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)08:38:00 No.57865615 >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 >>57866731 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868884 the-boys-homelander.jpg (230 KB, 2028x1140) google yandex iqdb wait >>57865260 Sure. >be me >start lifting right when the gym opens up >completely empty most of the time >electronic access so don't have to deal with the bitch at the reception >strange but comfy feeling >liminalspacesafterdark.jpg >about a month in this HUGE roidfag shows up >120+ kg not a gramm of fat on him >whatever there's more than enough benches for the both of us >about halfway through my last set I hear bloodcurdling screams from the other side of the freeweight area >"W-----! WHY DID YOU BETRAY EVERYONE?! WHY?! AAAAAAHH! W-----!" >look over >see roidfag benching with his headphones in while screaming his head of >quickly finish my set and leave >this continues for weeks >6 days a week, 4 weeks a month >every single time things get rough for him on the bench "W-----! WHY DAMN YOU?! WHOOOOOOORES!" >one day work up the nerve to tell him to keep it down with the incel s--- since I can hear him through my NOISECANCELLING HEADPHONES >says he isn't screaming "w-----" but "Horus", a guy who "betrayed him and his kin" >ask him what the f--- he means by "his kin" >he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the gayest shoulder tattoo I've ever seen >looks like a tear with angel wings >wakemeupinside.jpg >says he's part of the "blood warriors" or some s--- like that >never heard of a gang by that name in the area >he apparently interprets my looks of bewilderment as a sign of interest and goes on the most autistic rant I've heard in my f------ life Cont? Anonymous Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:18:47 No.57866150 >>57866638 >>57865615 unreasonably based Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:22:00 No.57866188 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue man this is great Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:38 No.57866205 >>57864526 BIG DOGS GOTTA EAT Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:23:44 No.57866207 >>57866638 >>57865615 Please continue Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)09:59:29 No.57866638 >>57866683 >>57866731 >>57866842 >>57866953 >>57867181 >>57867747 >>57868072 >>57868110 >>57868246 >>57868256 >>57868884 1602447378286.jpg (117 KB, 553x544) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866150 >>57866188 >>57866207 Cont. >says he can lift heavier by channeling his "black rage" >I stare even harder >the guy is super white >like born in Eastern Europe and has never seen the sun white >is this mf like a reverse black klansman or something? >he notices my eyeballs coming out of my skull and eleborates >apparently Horus isn't a real guy, he's the bad guy from some kind of niche fantasy franchise he subscribes too >so are the blood warriors >he then proceeds to relate to me some of the weirdest s--- I've heard in a long time >I mean I was into some autistic s--- in my time but BOI >thousands of years into the future >humanity built a galaxy spanning empire but somehow reverted back to an absolute monarchy in the process >everything is led by a single guy who is a huge fedora tipping atheist, but also technically himself a god >also he's in a coma and needs to eat a thousand witches every single day to stay alive >instead of using warp drives like in star trek they open up portals to hell, cover the (somehow shorter) distance IN HELL and break back into reality >speaking of hell there's demons in this universe, also aliens, also witches, also cyborgs >to deal with all that s--- they brought back the communist commisariat and - I kid you not - the Spanish Inquisition >I just keep staring and smiling politely for fear of him killing me in an autistic fit of rage if I shut him up >the f----- won't. stop. talking. >I finally loose my patience when he tells me about this alien race that's like LOTR elves except their magic is powered EXCLUSIVELY BY R--- >not by sex like in some ancient vitality based nature religion >no it HAS to be r--- or their t----- god won't be satisfied >mumble something non commital about being late for work and gtfo >he yells after me about how we should talk more and how it's super hard to find someone who's interested in that s--- >can'timaginewhy.jpg Anonymous 10/12/20(Mon)10:01:55 No.57866683 >>57866731 >>57868006 >>57868246 >>57868884 3ajtl3-1.jpg (32 KB, 640x360) google yandex iqdb wait >>57866638 >stay home and do calisthenics for two weeks >buy some better headphones >he's still there every morning >to this day he's still screaming about Horus and how he betrayed him >thankfully he never talked to me again >the new headphones drown him out, mostly Yeah, f--- talking to randos at the gym.

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Anonymous >>199628 06/01/24(Sat) 11:44:25 No. 199634 >would you allow you're gf to go to bjj classes knowing what you know about how men behave? No Women doing martial arts is cope and cringe

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Anonymous (ID: K8PMe4WS) + 133 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)21:49:06 No.471131235 >THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it be my turn to be on top?

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Board /fit/ - Fitness Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 06/11/24(Tue)08:51:06 No.74471654 >nofap for 10 days now Testosterone Production with Age >hasn't even been that difficult >not one erection this entire time Am I cooked bros? Not even 30 yet 92 KB PNG : Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)08:52:19 No.74471658 Nofap is a cult, and you fell for their indoctrination. Enjoy your ed. 74471CC I 74171771 #L

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Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:56:21 No.16731645 imgflip.com € 9 Э loyl.jpg 22 KB JPG >Ask an atheist to explain what they think or believe >They ignore the question and start ranting about Christianity It's so tiresome talking to these people. Anonymous 06/11/24(Tue)00:58:07 No.16731653 >>16731645 (OP) # >Ask a Christian if they believe snakes can talk >They ignore the question and start ranting about trannies and dinosaurs >>16731658 # >>16731678 # >>16731727 # >>16732157 # >>16732707 # >>16732839 # >>16736999 # >>16740016 #

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⠀ Anonymous 06/14/24(Fri)16:10:04 No.77830130 I approached a girl today 64 KB JPG >at gym >See cute girl I've seen for a while doing some leg extensions >Go into locker room and get changed into gym clothes >Start doing pull ups on pull up bar >She comes over and starts doing curls next to me with 4kg dumbbells >I do a couple sets >I look over >She looks at me and smiles >I think I may as well practice my social skills >I say "hey, what's your name" >She tells me her name and we start talking >We have a bit of banter and she literally did the zoomer "Light skin stare" with her finger in an L shape on her chin and said "I like your tattoos" >I say thanks and we talk some more >She then asks me if I do Coke >I say no >She giggles and say she does coke on the weekends but she "LOVES WEED, that's my go to" >I immediately don't want to talk to her anymore >Say some s--- like "yeah I gotta go and train some triceps, I'll see you around" Felt good that I actually approached a girl for the first time in a year. But didn't feel good to know that the cute girl I've been crushing for a while is a druggie.

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: Anonymous 103 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)13:59:04 No.919880769 be me >Having a debate at school >Bring up tiktok videos of people that share some of my opponent's views in which they poorly defend them >"I haven't heard of this so that's a conspiracy" >" people that share this view said contradictory things 15 years ago" >Large generalization about entire populations >"No u" >1st place

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Anonymous (ID: Y8aZBVFI)! 12/01/15(Tue)01:59:52 No.57165901 > be me > politician > acquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker > elected in 1933, in power for 12 years > kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps > completely take over the country's economy > increase government spending to unprecedented levels > military spending reaches 35% of GDP > warmonger a lot, bring country into WWII for no reason > be Franklin Delano Roosevelt > pic unrelated.jpg

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Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue) 08:28:56 No.850295538 > be me > learning about Qing dynasty in history > actually pretty cool, some interesting battles >get to conflict in Beijing > learning about how Zicheng rebels attacked Tiananmen Gate > "most of the more brutal fighting took place in Tiananmen Square" >girl in back puts up her hand > "what happened in Tiananmen Square?" > me and my teacher say "nothing" at the same time > ofw

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: Anonymous door 334 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)21:55:23 No.77803639 >bored at home >find big folder of oldtime dvds >my dads old movie collections >lots of blank discs >curious >put some in pc to watch >its cellphone video of a door >moaning coming from behind >think i found my dads secret p--- stash >pull out my c--- and start beating >moaning gets louder >door opens in video >recognize woman moaning >its my mum >and its not a sex tape >she is in labor, about to give birth to me >mfw Immediately lose erection and its been impossible to get hard since. The baby version of me has made present-day me impotent. I dont know who to blame for this.

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Anonymous 20 G 06/08/24(Sat) 13:34:57 No.77760418 >been f------ the same prostitute repeatedly for like 4 months >she told me today that if I took her out to dinner then I wouldn't have to pay for sex >told her that it isn't free if I'm paying for dinner and I'd rather skip the work and just f--- her >she was left speechless and said I was right and to forget about it >next day realize she was probably implying that she wants to go on a date with me am I reading too much into it or does she like me? 57 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies Anonymous >be me 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >hiking alone with my dog View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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