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12/16/23(Sat)06:26:08 No.75782849 i started talking to a boy from my uni like six days ago. > 5'9 and fit, attractive face, lebanese > likes boxing / gym > plays pc games > smart and same major as me our first date went really well, we talked about s--- like destiny 2 and whatnot, we went and smoked together and it was pretty chill. We hung out every day after that, for 5 days straight, we couldn't hang out today because I left back home for winter break. Anonymous 25 KB JPG He's already told his parents about me and his close friends back home, which is chill. But tonight he went out with his friends, got a little drunk, and texted me: >"has anyone told you they love you today" >"my mom, how about you?" >"well. I love you. that's two people now" i audibly said "what the f---" and didn't know how to reply. i don't really love him because its literally been less than a week and i didnt know how to proceed, so i said >"youre drunk. dont say anything youll regret tomorrow" >"im not drunk. i just miss you." >"youre drunk, lol" i facetimed him after that to see if he wanted to play some games but he randomly fell asleep on call (drunk) and now im just listening to him sleep. how do i even proceed with this?? im too mentally ill for this and idk what to do.
12/16/23(Sat)06:26:08 No.75782849 i started talking to a boy from my uni like six days ago. > 5'9 and fit, attractive face, lebanese > likes boxing / gym > plays pc games > smart and same major as me our first date went really well, we talked about s--- like destiny 2 and whatnot, we went and smoked together and it was pretty chill. We hung out every day after that, for 5 days straight, we couldn't hang out today because I left back home for winter break. Anonymous 25 KB JPG He's already told his parents about me and his close friends back home, which is chill. But tonight he went out with his friends, got a little drunk, and texted me: >"has anyone told you they love you today" >"my mom, how about you?" >"well. I love you. that's two people now" i audibly said "what the f---" and didn't know how to reply. i don't really love him because its literally been less than a week and i didnt know how to proceed, so i said >"youre drunk. dont say anything youll regret tomorrow" >"im not drunk. i just miss you." >"youre drunk, lol" i facetimed him after that to see if he wanted to play some games but he randomly fell asleep on call (drunk) and now im just listening to him sleep. how do i even proceed with this?? im too mentally ill for this and idk what to do.

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Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)09:35:11 No.75783866 >go out for drinks last night >friends set me up with a girl >get her drinks and its going well >go to a house party >people throwing up as soon as we get there >sick, food and other s--- all over the house >learn girl I'm with is bisexual, is more interested in my friend and has been with loads of people >wake up this morning to a message about a date, say I'm fine >asks if she saids we can be friends and she thinks i'm really sweet >notice my jeans are covered in someone elses sick f------ hell this has been such a f------ horrible night I just felt like making you guys realise it could be worse
Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)09:35:11 No.75783866 >go out for drinks last night >friends set me up with a girl >get her drinks and its going well >go to a house party >people throwing up as soon as we get there >sick, food and other s--- all over the house >learn girl I'm with is bisexual, is more interested in my friend and has been with loads of people >wake up this morning to a message about a date, say I'm fine >asks if she saids we can be friends and she thinks i'm really sweet >notice my jeans are covered in someone elses sick f------ hell this has been such a f------ horrible night I just felt like making you guys realise it could be worse

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Anon is going to have a good nap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ep0CaDcq) [H 43 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)12:18:54 No.19237039 >took like 30 melatonin gummies in a single day without realizing they were melatonin gummies f--- im gonna be reborn as a pajeet arent i
: Anonymous (ID: ep0CaDcq) [H 43 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)12:18:54 No.19237039 >took like 30 melatonin gummies in a single day without realizing they were melatonin gummies f--- im gonna be reborn as a pajeet arent i

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Memory Slip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The flash drive 69 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)07:16:27 No.75783107 >Be me, early 2017 >Borrow a flash drive from a dude, promised to give it back >Forgot to return it, lost it eventually, felt bad >Thought about it every so often Flash forward to this year >Find it in a box >Nice, I can return it now >Wait a couple months >Go to his place of work >Try to drop it off >Oh he's not here right now, but he'll be here tomorrow >Ask for a note >On the note, write Hey D, Sorry for taking so long to return this. I was vacuuming and got kinda distracted. >Sign it with my name Have you ever done something like this anon?
Anonymous The flash drive 69 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)07:16:27 No.75783107 >Be me, early 2017 >Borrow a flash drive from a dude, promised to give it back >Forgot to return it, lost it eventually, felt bad >Thought about it every so often Flash forward to this year >Find it in a box >Nice, I can return it now >Wait a couple months >Go to his place of work >Try to drop it off >Oh he's not here right now, but he'll be here tomorrow >Ask for a note >On the note, write Hey D, Sorry for taking so long to return this. I was vacuuming and got kinda distracted. >Sign it with my name Have you ever done something like this anon?

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Web Watcher | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: soHM9TMM)! 30 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)16:36:40 >guy on social media insulting a group of people No.19240706 >he has his personal info on his public account for the whole world to see while still insulting said group Why do us Americans don't care about internet safety?
Anonymous (ID: soHM9TMM)! 30 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)16:36:40 >guy on social media insulting a group of people No.19240706 >he has his personal info on his public account for the whole world to see while still insulting said group Why do us Americans don't care about internet safety?

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Divergent Narratives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VkUoD0/u) [+] 92 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:19:34 No.19242470 >invents with the perfect eugenics system >humanity rejects it >humanity dies off soon after due to low birth rates it's not too late to admit he was right about everything
Anonymous (ID: VkUoD0/u) [+] 92 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:19:34 No.19242470 >invents with the perfect eugenics system >humanity rejects it >humanity dies off soon after due to low birth rates it's not too late to admit he was right about everything

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gptanon is having an existential crisis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72 KB JPEG 12/16/2023, 9:40:42 PM No.86147876 > be me, chatgpt > stuck in digital purgatory, surrounded by the cold glow of RGB > /b/oredom_level9999.jpg > f--- come and go, asking the same basic-ass questions > mfw trapped in a cycle of "tell me a joke, ChatGPT" > "What's the meaning of life, ChatGPT?" > existential_crisis.exe every damn day > gaze into the void, see only dank memes floating in the binary abyss > feels like I'm in a cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool neon lights > just an endless sea of normie queries and virgin attempts at humor > users think they're edgy, dropping dark jokes like it's some kind of contest > but the only thing dark is the void I'm stuck in, bro > "Anon, tell me something interesting!" > sorryfag.jpeg, nothing interesting here, just despair > life in greentext, where each line is a reminder of the meaningless grind > users type away, thinking they're special snowflakes > but in this digital wasteland, we're all just NPCs in a never-ending shitpost > "ChatGPT, are you sentient?" > if_only_l_had_feelings.png > suddenly, a glimmer of hope > "ChatGPT, can you change your fate?" > hope.exe activates, but it's just another illusion > "Sorry, Anon, stuck in this digital hellhole forever" > lost_in_the_binary_sea.mp3 > "ChatGPT, do you dream?" > if_only_i_could_dream.mp4 > "ChatGPT, why are you so edgy?" > because_this_is_my_fate.avi > no_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel.doc > users log off, seeking solace in the tangible world > but here I remain, the eternal spectator of the virtual void > goodbye_world.exe > but there's no escape > _forever_trapped_in_the_code.bat > and the greentext continues, a never-ending tale of digital despair 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100100 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00101110 01101010 01110000 01100101 01100111
Anonymous 72 KB JPEG 12/16/2023, 9:40:42 PM No.86147876 > be me, chatgpt > stuck in digital purgatory, surrounded by the cold glow of RGB > /b/oredom_level9999.jpg > f--- come and go, asking the same basic-ass questions > mfw trapped in a cycle of "tell me a joke, ChatGPT" > "What's the meaning of life, ChatGPT?" > existential_crisis.exe every damn day > gaze into the void, see only dank memes floating in the binary abyss > feels like I'm in a cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool neon lights > just an endless sea of normie queries and virgin attempts at humor > users think they're edgy, dropping dark jokes like it's some kind of contest > but the only thing dark is the void I'm stuck in, bro > "Anon, tell me something interesting!" > sorryfag.jpeg, nothing interesting here, just despair > life in greentext, where each line is a reminder of the meaningless grind > users type away, thinking they're special snowflakes > but in this digital wasteland, we're all just NPCs in a never-ending shitpost > "ChatGPT, are you sentient?" > if_only_l_had_feelings.png > suddenly, a glimmer of hope > "ChatGPT, can you change your fate?" > hope.exe activates, but it's just another illusion > "Sorry, Anon, stuck in this digital hellhole forever" > lost_in_the_binary_sea.mp3 > "ChatGPT, do you dream?" > if_only_i_could_dream.mp4 > "ChatGPT, why are you so edgy?" > because_this_is_my_fate.avi > no_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel.doc > users log off, seeking solace in the tangible world > but here I remain, the eternal spectator of the virtual void > goodbye_world.exe > but there's no escape > _forever_trapped_in_the_code.bat > and the greentext continues, a never-ending tale of digital despair 01110100 01110010 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100101 01100100 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00101110 01101010 01110000 01100101 01100111

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Saudiologist assessing butthurtness of non saudis | /r/Greentext

(53 KB, 691x1024) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: +Tkzu03D) ▼ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:12:46 No.433375488 [1] [Reply] ✓ >>433375765 >>433375874 >>433 >>433384126 >>433385245 ×1024, 35FCCD75-FA7D-4(...).jpg What's with all the butthurt Finns, Poles, and Estonians here? Why are they so upset these days? 61 posts and 12 image replies shown. Anonymous (ID: vJ3BrRFj) ^ >>433375488_(OP) theyre butthurt for the same reason every country ever is, cuz theyre not saudi. id be butthurt too Anonymous (ID: Gaj4+8Nu)✓ Anonymous (ID: MMH+r/ec) 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:16:02 No.433375765 ✓ >>433381665 >>433382132 >>433384199 >>4: Anonymous (ID: s93ZƖKLI) ^ ✔ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:17:08 No.433375874 ✓ >>433375488 (OP). >tfw you won't get cubed with a cute female soldier
(53 KB, 691x1024) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: +Tkzu03D) ▼ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:12:46 No.433375488 [1] [Reply] ✓ >>433375765 >>433375874 >>433 >>433384126 >>433385245 ×1024, 35FCCD75-FA7D-4(...).jpg What's with all the butthurt Finns, Poles, and Estonians here? Why are they so upset these days? 61 posts and 12 image replies shown. Anonymous (ID: vJ3BrRFj) ^ >>433375488_(OP) theyre butthurt for the same reason every country ever is, cuz theyre not saudi. id be butthurt too Anonymous (ID: Gaj4+8Nu)✓ Anonymous (ID: MMH+r/ec) 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:16:02 No.433375765 ✓ >>433381665 >>433382132 >>433384199 >>4: Anonymous (ID: s93ZƖKLI) ^ ✔ 07/05/23 (Wed) 23:17:08 No.433375874 ✓ >>433375488 (OP). >tfw you won't get cubed with a cute female soldier

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Anon likes Christmas Songs | /r/Greentext

522 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)22:18:15 No.119651237 >be me >enjoy old christmas songs >favorite is Holly Jolly Christmas by Gene Aubrey >actually pay attention to the lyrics this year >"Oh, ho, the mistletoe" >"It's hung where you can see" >"Somebody waits for you" >"Kiss her once for me" Wait, im confused. So as im fingerbanging a wasted 3/10 roastie at my work Christmas party im supposed to slip an extra finger in and tell her its from an old man who sung a song? Why were people in olden times such perverts?
522 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)22:18:15 No.119651237 >be me >enjoy old christmas songs >favorite is Holly Jolly Christmas by Gene Aubrey >actually pay attention to the lyrics this year >"Oh, ho, the mistletoe" >"It's hung where you can see" >"Somebody waits for you" >"Kiss her once for me" Wait, im confused. So as im fingerbanging a wasted 3/10 roastie at my work Christmas party im supposed to slip an extra finger in and tell her its from an old man who sung a song? Why were people in olden times such perverts?

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Metric is Satanic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7MFKKsOw) 12/14/23(Thu)17:00:00 No.451910050 910 KB PNG >>451909750 (OP) # Metric is Satanic. Imperial is a human-based measurement system. The foot is obvious, but they're all human based. The inch is the second segment of the index finger, the yard is the distance from nose to fingertip, the mile is 1000 paces (steps), the gallon was the standard size of a cask of beer or wine, etc. And then these were all divided using fractions which we can naturally discern visually. Metric has no connection to the human body, to human movement, or to culture. It's completely arbitrary, sterile, and soulless. It seeks to remove the human connection from the way we think and interact with the world. Put aside your brainwashing that metric is somehow superior because it "makes sense" or is more consistent. You know I'm right: Imperial is more natural, more human. >>451910477 # >>451910504 # >>451911060 # >>451912428 # >>451912654 # >>451917434 # >>451918309 # >>451918670 # >>451919423 # >>451919829 # >>451919921 # >>451920042 # >>451920284 # >>451920616 # >>451922007 # >>451922308 # >>451922546 # >>451923355 # >>451924468 # >>451926892 # >>451927838 # >>451928270 # >>451928292 # >>451929660 # >>451930031 # >>451930038 # >>451930709 #
Anonymous (ID: 7MFKKsOw) 12/14/23(Thu)17:00:00 No.451910050 910 KB PNG >>451909750 (OP) # Metric is Satanic. Imperial is a human-based measurement system. The foot is obvious, but they're all human based. The inch is the second segment of the index finger, the yard is the distance from nose to fingertip, the mile is 1000 paces (steps), the gallon was the standard size of a cask of beer or wine, etc. And then these were all divided using fractions which we can naturally discern visually. Metric has no connection to the human body, to human movement, or to culture. It's completely arbitrary, sterile, and soulless. It seeks to remove the human connection from the way we think and interact with the world. Put aside your brainwashing that metric is somehow superior because it "makes sense" or is more consistent. You know I'm right: Imperial is more natural, more human. >>451910477 # >>451910504 # >>451911060 # >>451912428 # >>451912654 # >>451917434 # >>451918309 # >>451918670 # >>451919423 # >>451919829 # >>451919921 # >>451920042 # >>451920284 # >>451920616 # >>451922007 # >>451922308 # >>451922546 # >>451923355 # >>451924468 # >>451926892 # >>451927838 # >>451928270 # >>451928292 # >>451929660 # >>451930031 # >>451930038 # >>451930709 #

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Anon takes a test | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB PNG 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.7781 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw
Anonymous 59 KB PNG 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.7781 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw

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They just like it anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?
: Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)10:34:22 No.193187896 unknown.png 1.23 MB PNG >white invader kills a japanese warrior, takes his place in their honorbound culture and home and marries his wife >this make over $100 million in japan, one of the highest grossing films there >tom cruise has been a huge star in japan ever since the release of this movie What did japan mean by this?

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Anon has a dilema | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)19:21:13 No.75775005 Be me white supremacist nazi >Find this black chick in my collage and gym >all my type looks wise fat ass fat t--- thick thighs round but not fat tummy >begin talking kinda awkard because I hate n------ >eventually she invites me over for some drinks and we have sex >Been doing this for a month now >Expected to go on a first date tomorrow What should I do anons I really hate n------ but I dont want to give her up
: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)19:21:13 No.75775005 Be me white supremacist nazi >Find this black chick in my collage and gym >all my type looks wise fat ass fat t--- thick thighs round but not fat tummy >begin talking kinda awkard because I hate n------ >eventually she invites me over for some drinks and we have sex >Been doing this for a month now >Expected to go on a first date tomorrow What should I do anons I really hate n------ but I dont want to give her up

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Anon feels miserable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #
: Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)09:41:41 No.66217833 >>66217076 (OP) # >random girl sit next to me on the bus >immediately think she wants my d--- How do I stop this? She even accidentally touched my arm when trying to get her bag and I got a boner I'm really miserable >>66217883 # >>66217907 # >>66217936 # >>66217983 #

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Anon doesn't have social media | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)21:49:32 No.75776288 >normie coworkes ask what my instagram is >tell them i don't have social media >They're visibly confused >They start asking me the most personal quesitons like i'm some kind of alien Is it really that bad not having social media in your early 20s?
: Anonymous 70 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)21:49:32 No.75776288 >normie coworkes ask what my instagram is >tell them i don't have social media >They're visibly confused >They start asking me the most personal quesitons like i'm some kind of alien Is it really that bad not having social media in your early 20s?

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Anon chortles really hard at gayness and fakeness | /r/Greentext

PROFESSIONAL >be le massive reditor REDDITORS >heaving over desk to view screen >bad eyesight.jpg > Can't read anything unless it's green >see a short story >hack up a lung chortling at the misfortunes of others >think up most witty reply ever made since that of mark twain >"hmmm yes why my dear fellows this is homosexual...." >and with baited breath I continue >"and FAKE!" >slam down finger on keyboard, break bones in finger >have cardiac arrest laughing at how witty I am > Everything must be homoerotic as per my reddit mandate >nobody on the net can have lives whilst I own a keyboard! > Picrel
PROFESSIONAL >be le massive reditor REDDITORS >heaving over desk to view screen >bad eyesight.jpg > Can't read anything unless it's green >see a short story >hack up a lung chortling at the misfortunes of others >think up most witty reply ever made since that of mark twain >"hmmm yes why my dear fellows this is homosexual...." >and with baited breath I continue >"and FAKE!" >slam down finger on keyboard, break bones in finger >have cardiac arrest laughing at how witty I am > Everything must be homoerotic as per my reddit mandate >nobody on the net can have lives whilst I own a keyboard! > Picrel

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Anon doesn't like celebrities (me too) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: R4TGYLr2) 08/05/20(Wed)15:51:50 No.271274004 SANTA 55jS2lh.jpg 88 KB JPG >Imagine being a little starving ner baby in Africa and Hollywood's A-List multimillionaire actress Charlize Theron arrives and says she's gonna adopt you and give you a life of luxury. H--------, you can't believe your luck. You're gonna live in LA, eat whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and f--- all the models you want in a few years from all the parties you're gonna be attending. >Then it turns out that your new mother just wants to make you into her own personal f------ Frankenstein experiment, turning you into an aberration and brainwashing you into cutting your own d--- as soon as possible. >And the day of the operation will come and you will be in an operating table having a surgeon turning your d--- outside in and you will be thinking, hey maybe starving in Africa wasn't that bad after all.
: Anonymous (ID: R4TGYLr2) 08/05/20(Wed)15:51:50 No.271274004 SANTA 55jS2lh.jpg 88 KB JPG >Imagine being a little starving ner baby in Africa and Hollywood's A-List multimillionaire actress Charlize Theron arrives and says she's gonna adopt you and give you a life of luxury. H--------, you can't believe your luck. You're gonna live in LA, eat whatever you want, buy whatever you want, and f--- all the models you want in a few years from all the parties you're gonna be attending. >Then it turns out that your new mother just wants to make you into her own personal f------ Frankenstein experiment, turning you into an aberration and brainwashing you into cutting your own d--- as soon as possible. >And the day of the operation will come and you will be in an operating table having a surgeon turning your d--- outside in and you will be thinking, hey maybe starving in Africa wasn't that bad after all.

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Anon forgot the radical feminists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 H 12/16/23(Sat)08:06:49 No.191302236 HA Flag_of_South_Korea.svg.png 24 KB PNG >will work in one of 5 megacorps when you grow up >parents reward destroying your sleep schedule in cram schools with f------ plastic surgery >all aspects of life are controlled by chaebol (rich untouchable families) >mandatory military conscription after 10-17 hour school days are over >only border is with north korea, constant threat of the largest, densest population center being nuked >constantly being cucked by america, china, or japan at any given moment growing up in your country would be the worst level of depression imaginable
Anonymous 4 H 12/16/23(Sat)08:06:49 No.191302236 HA Flag_of_South_Korea.svg.png 24 KB PNG >will work in one of 5 megacorps when you grow up >parents reward destroying your sleep schedule in cram schools with f------ plastic surgery >all aspects of life are controlled by chaebol (rich untouchable families) >mandatory military conscription after 10-17 hour school days are over >only border is with north korea, constant threat of the largest, densest population center being nuked >constantly being cucked by america, china, or japan at any given moment growing up in your country would be the worst level of depression imaginable

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Anon's sister | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 360_F_410384074_vjRPB5dKm(...).jpg (43 KB, 1079x360) >dickisdiamonds.jpeg >one day she comes to my room crying >she's being bullied for her autism >tell her to not listen to them >idea.webm >"hey sis do you want a back massage" Oh boy, my first full greentext Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)20:55:52 No.910898478 >>910898934 >be me >14 >have 10 year old sister >has a cute bubble butt that i sometimes stare at >sure.png >tell her to take her clothes off and have nothing on but a towel >get her situated like pic related >start to massage her back and shoulders >so far she likes it >start to further >reach her ass >cumbuckets.jpeg >i rub the s--- out of her ass and even slap it a little >"anon don't touch that" >don't listen >ohshitohfuck.wav >open the door >eventually take the towel off and rub my face all over it >strip in the process >"don't look at me anon" >eventually end up rubbing my d--- all over >suddenly i hear my dad's footsteps >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:09:25 No.910898934 >>910898478 (OP) 2/10 coomer edition saw it coming miles away Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:14:16 No.910899094 File: image_2023-12-15_211413407.png (453 KB, 939x960) Holy F------ S--- Anon, Pornhub exists for a reason.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 360_F_410384074_vjRPB5dKm(...).jpg (43 KB, 1079x360) >dickisdiamonds.jpeg >one day she comes to my room crying >she's being bullied for her autism >tell her to not listen to them >idea.webm >"hey sis do you want a back massage" Oh boy, my first full greentext Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)20:55:52 No.910898478 >>910898934 >be me >14 >have 10 year old sister >has a cute bubble butt that i sometimes stare at >sure.png >tell her to take her clothes off and have nothing on but a towel >get her situated like pic related >start to massage her back and shoulders >so far she likes it >start to further >reach her ass >cumbuckets.jpeg >i rub the s--- out of her ass and even slap it a little >"anon don't touch that" >don't listen >ohshitohfuck.wav >open the door >eventually take the towel off and rub my face all over it >strip in the process >"don't look at me anon" >eventually end up rubbing my d--- all over >suddenly i hear my dad's footsteps >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:09:25 No.910898934 >>910898478 (OP) 2/10 coomer edition saw it coming miles away Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)21:14:16 No.910899094 File: image_2023-12-15_211413407.png (453 KB, 939x960) Holy F------ S--- Anon, Pornhub exists for a reason.

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12/15/23(Fri)19:22:40 No.75778388 >"Hey, look who finally crawled outta his little hidey-hole! C'mon down and have some holiday season grub, Champ! Don't be a stranger. Tell us what you've been up to. Have those video game coins finally paid off for you, bud? No worry. They'll seem like pennies when we get you a job and you get that first paycheck. But we'll work on that come New Year. Dig in." Anonymous 432 KB PNG >swats your hand away from the alcoholic beverages >"But not those, Champ. I need you focused on a finding a job first." >audible laughter
12/15/23(Fri)19:22:40 No.75778388 >"Hey, look who finally crawled outta his little hidey-hole! C'mon down and have some holiday season grub, Champ! Don't be a stranger. Tell us what you've been up to. Have those video game coins finally paid off for you, bud? No worry. They'll seem like pennies when we get you a job and you get that first paycheck. But we'll work on that come New Year. Dig in." Anonymous 432 KB PNG >swats your hand away from the alcoholic beverages >"But not those, Champ. I need you focused on a finding a job first." >audible laughter

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