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to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.
to my son: your black is so beautiful 0:07/0:15 Anonymous (ID: WMUJKBMC) 02/09/21(Tue)16:47:49 No.307348652 >>307348028 (You) This picture is like a Renaissance painting in its poignancy: the desperately self-deluded White mother with her expression of soul-crushing grief, her impotent affirmations of her son's "beauty", the n-----'s violent, feral expression betraying a low intelligence and ape-like, violent nature at even such a young age. A Rembrandt is not art such as this.

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Life hack I found from bro | /r/Greentext

38 KB JPG >herewego.png >be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy
38 KB JPG >herewego.png >be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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Unkindest Cut | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)10:20:07 No.79612615 335 KB PNG >Create man in your image >Give men foreskin >Command them to cut it off Did he just create men just to troll them?
Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)10:20:07 No.79612615 335 KB PNG >Create man in your image >Give men foreskin >Command them to cut it off Did he just create men just to troll them?

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Anon cooks food for his family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay
: Anonymous 10/31/19(Thu)19:20:01 No.13146883 >be 1 month neet after my job of a year >my only skill is videogames >think cooking is for girls >discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and 33 KB JPG understandable >start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job >get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing thank you Ramsay

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Why'd they do him like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)16:12:50 No.206031232 frodo.jpg 50 KB JPG Book Frodo: >strong, intelligent, and capable 50 year old man Film Frodo >18 years old who cries in every scene Why did they change the character so much? Did they hate the source material? The timeline is f-----...
Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)16:12:50 No.206031232 frodo.jpg 50 KB JPG Book Frodo: >strong, intelligent, and capable 50 year old man Film Frodo >18 years old who cries in every scene Why did they change the character so much? Did they hate the source material? The timeline is f-----...

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Anon saw Angry Birds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:29:59 No.146577600 r red.jpg 63 KB JPG >>146574941 (OP) # >the plot is about the main character thinking that the arriving immigrants will take over his island to eat their children and gets turned down for it >he turned out to be right >>146582722 # >>146592278 #
: Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 10:29:59 No.146577600 r red.jpg 63 KB JPG >>146574941 (OP) # >the plot is about the main character thinking that the arriving immigrants will take over his island to eat their children and gets turned down for it >he turned out to be right >>146582722 # >>146592278 #

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Anon discusses an ancient country | /r/Greentext

File: Greece, _Turkey_and_Cyprus(...).png (305 KB, 1920x1088) >>173 ☐ Imagine if this happened.. Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)09:23:54 No. 17307836 Imagine if Turks while conquering Greece and Anatolia actually cut the tongues of all Greek speakers, so that the language eventually died out, not only in Anatolia, but also in Greece somewhere in the 19th century, so there was never a Greek independence war, and Greek is dead and used only as a liturgical language by the now minority Christian population of some of the ottoman empire's historically Greek areas, who are the only ones who still call themselves Romans-Greeks. After romanticism, nationalism etc a majority muslim state of Turkey has emerged that is about the territory of Greece and Turkey, where almost everyone speaks Turkish within it. Now imagine that because of those movements Turks begun to view Greek history as amazing and started calling themselves Greeks, regardless if they literally killed the Greek language and continue to persecute the only minority that has any ties to Greek- Roman identity. They pushed this so hard that now the whole world believes that Turks are actually Greeks. Pic unrelated, this actually happened and is now Egypt.
File: Greece, _Turkey_and_Cyprus(...).png (305 KB, 1920x1088) >>173 ☐ Imagine if this happened.. Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)09:23:54 No. 17307836 Imagine if Turks while conquering Greece and Anatolia actually cut the tongues of all Greek speakers, so that the language eventually died out, not only in Anatolia, but also in Greece somewhere in the 19th century, so there was never a Greek independence war, and Greek is dead and used only as a liturgical language by the now minority Christian population of some of the ottoman empire's historically Greek areas, who are the only ones who still call themselves Romans-Greeks. After romanticism, nationalism etc a majority muslim state of Turkey has emerged that is about the territory of Greece and Turkey, where almost everyone speaks Turkish within it. Now imagine that because of those movements Turks begun to view Greek history as amazing and started calling themselves Greeks, regardless if they literally killed the Greek language and continue to persecute the only minority that has any ties to Greek- Roman identity. They pushed this so hard that now the whole world believes that Turks are actually Greeks. Pic unrelated, this actually happened and is now Egypt.

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A Classic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa. B
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa. B

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Anon isnt thankful | /r/Greentext

File: avatars-000340456337-i4hm(...).jpg (106 KB, 1080x1080) ■Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 17:51:00 No.79616531 [Reply] >>79618111 >>79618488 >be me back in middle school >have no friends and on my way to inceldom >usually spend lunch time in the classroom with my hot teacher >she tells me we can hang out after school but to tell my mom im going out with friends >tell mom im going to hang out with friends >she knows im a friendless loser so she forces the truth out of me >she goes a------ and i end up changing schools >be now, 15 years later >be feeling nostalgic so start googling about my old school and teacher >find out she went to jail after having sex with one of her students and messaging others >sudden realization ANONS I WOULDNT BE A F------ VIRGIN IRGHT NOW IF MY F------ BITCH OF A MOTHER WOULDNT OCKC BLOCK ME I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER
File: avatars-000340456337-i4hm(...).jpg (106 KB, 1080x1080) ■Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat) 17:51:00 No.79616531 [Reply] >>79618111 >>79618488 >be me back in middle school >have no friends and on my way to inceldom >usually spend lunch time in the classroom with my hot teacher >she tells me we can hang out after school but to tell my mom im going out with friends >tell mom im going to hang out with friends >she knows im a friendless loser so she forces the truth out of me >she goes a------ and i end up changing schools >be now, 15 years later >be feeling nostalgic so start googling about my old school and teacher >find out she went to jail after having sex with one of her students and messaging others >sudden realization ANONS I WOULDNT BE A F------ VIRGIN IRGHT NOW IF MY F------ BITCH OF A MOTHER WOULDNT OCKC BLOCK ME I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

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Australian Public Television Versus Joe Rogan | /r/Greentext

File: Obe1c9c9aaed3e94a64ac9e70(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALL NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALIA NATIONAL PRESS C OF AUST ONAL CLUB ALIA Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:46 No.206422353 >>206422577 >>206423734 >>206423743 >>206423845 >>206423875 >>206424153 >>206424287 >>206424364 >>206424413 >>206424453 >>206424901 >Boss of the ABC (Australian broadcasting corporation) seethes about Joe Rogan existing >https://x.com/joerogan/status/1861806984967688372 No wonder Australian programming is so dogshit with these retarded boomers running the show. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:14:05 No.206422577 >>206422353 (OP). >Globalist Authoritarian Propagandist rages at the fact that Alternative and Non-State Sources of Media & Information exist Satus f------ Quo. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:20:22 No.206423702 >>206424342 >>206424409 >>206424413 >>206424416 >>206424782 File: file.png (395 KB, 650x366) >>206423827 >>206423830 >>206424293 >>206424297 >>206424316 >"I don't think people have unlimited license to say what they want, simply because they believe something to be so," argued Mr Williams. >"What fascinates me is you say something negative about Joe Rogan - and I have been swarmed with the most unbelievably vicious responses. I got one this morning that said that I should stay in my lane and watch out, and you read it and you think, 'What are you saying to me?"" he said >"Where is this super sensitivity deriving from? You make a comment in response to a legitimate question from a journalist. You answer it concisely and give an honest answer in terms of what your own perception of Mr Rogan is. And suddenly I get this huge pile-on from people in the most aggressive way, saying that I have a warped out look on the world, that I am an embarrassment to our nation, that I am in some way unhinged, that that I am a supreme example of of of arrogance and disconnection with Australian society. >"Do you think they've got glass jaws?" asked Mr Epstein. >"Their whole body is made of glass. How can people react in such a, frankly, demonic fashion? I really stand back in disbelief," said Mr Williams. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:33:59 No.206423918 >Nooooo! You can't just have pull & influence with audiences AND be somebody that we DON'T control! You could ruin EVERYTHING!!! Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:57:59 No.206424287 >>206422353 (OP) >"People like Mr. Rogan prey on people's vulnerabilities. They prey on fear. They prey on anxiety." Imagine being a state media stooge & projecting THIS hard. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:06:56 No.206424409 >>206424574 >>206423702 >Accusing others of being "too sensitive" when he can't even handle getting told to STFU after shooting his stupid mouth off on Television/Radio and proving himself to be an authoritarian jackass. Always accuse your opposition of being guilty of what you know yourself to be guilty of. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:07:23 No.206424416 >>206423702 >demonic fashion Why are anglos so hyperbolic? This reminds me of how British newspapers describe everything as "vile" and "wicked" without any regard to a proportional reaction. What a bunch of p------. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:10:00 No.206424453 >>206422353 (OP). >>206424593 >>206424648 that public broadcasting has turned into full fledged left wing propaganda is a phenomenon in all western world countries, huh Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:43:08 No.206424949 I tend to forget that the ABC even exists.
File: Obe1c9c9aaed3e94a64ac9e70(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALL NATIONAL PRESS CLUB OF AUSTRALIA NATIONAL PRESS C OF AUST ONAL CLUB ALIA Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:46 No.206422353 >>206422577 >>206423734 >>206423743 >>206423845 >>206423875 >>206424153 >>206424287 >>206424364 >>206424413 >>206424453 >>206424901 >Boss of the ABC (Australian broadcasting corporation) seethes about Joe Rogan existing >https://x.com/joerogan/status/1861806984967688372 No wonder Australian programming is so dogshit with these retarded boomers running the show. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:14:05 No.206422577 >>206422353 (OP). >Globalist Authoritarian Propagandist rages at the fact that Alternative and Non-State Sources of Media & Information exist Satus f------ Quo. >> ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:20:22 No.206423702 >>206424342 >>206424409 >>206424413 >>206424416 >>206424782 File: file.png (395 KB, 650x366) >>206423827 >>206423830 >>206424293 >>206424297 >>206424316 >"I don't think people have unlimited license to say what they want, simply because they believe something to be so," argued Mr Williams. >"What fascinates me is you say something negative about Joe Rogan - and I have been swarmed with the most unbelievably vicious responses. I got one this morning that said that I should stay in my lane and watch out, and you read it and you think, 'What are you saying to me?"" he said >"Where is this super sensitivity deriving from? You make a comment in response to a legitimate question from a journalist. You answer it concisely and give an honest answer in terms of what your own perception of Mr Rogan is. And suddenly I get this huge pile-on from people in the most aggressive way, saying that I have a warped out look on the world, that I am an embarrassment to our nation, that I am in some way unhinged, that that I am a supreme example of of of arrogance and disconnection with Australian society. >"Do you think they've got glass jaws?" asked Mr Epstein. >"Their whole body is made of glass. How can people react in such a, frankly, demonic fashion? I really stand back in disbelief," said Mr Williams. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:33:59 No.206423918 >Nooooo! You can't just have pull & influence with audiences AND be somebody that we DON'T control! You could ruin EVERYTHING!!! Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)20:57:59 No.206424287 >>206422353 (OP) >"People like Mr. Rogan prey on people's vulnerabilities. They prey on fear. They prey on anxiety." Imagine being a state media stooge & projecting THIS hard. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:06:56 No.206424409 >>206424574 >>206423702 >Accusing others of being "too sensitive" when he can't even handle getting told to STFU after shooting his stupid mouth off on Television/Radio and proving himself to be an authoritarian jackass. Always accuse your opposition of being guilty of what you know yourself to be guilty of. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:07:23 No.206424416 >>206423702 >demonic fashion Why are anglos so hyperbolic? This reminds me of how British newspapers describe everything as "vile" and "wicked" without any regard to a proportional reaction. What a bunch of p------. ☐ Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:10:00 No.206424453 >>206422353 (OP). >>206424593 >>206424648 that public broadcasting has turned into full fledged left wing propaganda is a phenomenon in all western world countries, huh Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)21:43:08 No.206424949 I tend to forget that the ABC even exists.

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Body autonomy and the state | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2JHVOXJH) 9 KB JPG 11/30/24(Sat)21:58:28 No.489995684 >>489995360 # >NO CHUD YOU CANNOT WILLINGLY CONSUME THIS SUBSTANCE IN MODERATION FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT BECAUSE... BECAUSE... JUST BECAUSE OKAY? YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND JUST GIVE AUTONOMY OVER YOUR OWN BODY TO ME BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO OKAY? >>489997786 #
Anonymous (ID: 2JHVOXJH) 9 KB JPG 11/30/24(Sat)21:58:28 No.489995684 >>489995360 # >NO CHUD YOU CANNOT WILLINGLY CONSUME THIS SUBSTANCE IN MODERATION FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT BECAUSE... BECAUSE... JUST BECAUSE OKAY? YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND JUST GIVE AUTONOMY OVER YOUR OWN BODY TO ME BECAUSE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO OKAY? >>489997786 #

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Better Recall Saul | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue) 06:48:37 No.205970521 BETTER CALL 1681282053773.png 113 KB PNG >fades into obscurity the moment it ends why did bcs fail to achieve cultural relevance? : Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)06:52:54 No.205970680 >>205970521 (OP) # Dumpster fire of a last season and the death of tv culture.
: Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue) 06:48:37 No.205970521 BETTER CALL 1681282053773.png 113 KB PNG >fades into obscurity the moment it ends why did bcs fail to achieve cultural relevance? : Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)06:52:54 No.205970680 >>205970521 (OP) # Dumpster fire of a last season and the death of tv culture.

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Housing Haven | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: SSUATCYU) 133 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/30/24(Sat) 14:34:31 No.490034349 Google most affordable countries in the world >Third world countries Google least affordable countries in the world >First world countries Guys, do thirdies really have it better? Anonymous (ID: XQTFyvoe >>490034349 (OP) Google the most affordable food >S----- fast food Google least affordable foods >Michelin starred restaurant Guys, is McDonald's really better? 11/30/24(Sat) 14:36:02 No.490034486
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: SSUATCYU) 133 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/30/24(Sat) 14:34:31 No.490034349 Google most affordable countries in the world >Third world countries Google least affordable countries in the world >First world countries Guys, do thirdies really have it better? Anonymous (ID: XQTFyvoe >>490034349 (OP) Google the most affordable food >S----- fast food Google least affordable foods >Michelin starred restaurant Guys, is McDonald's really better? 11/30/24(Sat) 14:36:02 No.490034486

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Wish I had some of the Anons imagination | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game
Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/14/20(Thu)15:56:14 No.507945510 >pirate game >company loses $60 >delete game >company receives back $60 >pirate game 1 million times >company loses $60M and declares bankrupcy >buy company for a few dollars and become CEO >delete all the pirated copies >$60M deposited in my account >suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game

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The Mars Bar Scandal has been resolved thanks to brave UK Hero. | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 20241130 10541(...).jpg (181 KB, 1080x1285) Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation 11 Nathan Briant >it's smooth UK CANDY BAR SCANDAL ENDS IN PAYOUT Anonymous (ID: ydW4jzpl) >be UK man 11/30/24 >buy delicious Mars bar >entire day ruined BBC News >post on faceberg Share Save + Tears Harry Seager >everyone shocked to see this abomination >national scandal as Mars is accused of removing the swirl to save money >Mars defenders say the bar merely was not blown by air but can't explain how >Mars gets involved, launches full investigation >refuses to announce results >£2 compensation https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx247dwx1p70 Anonymous (ID: Yg/Fzx40 11/30/24(Sat) 11:03:19 No.490025663 >>490028069 >>490025596 (OP). >WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN D--- VEIN REEEE
File: Screenshot 20241130 10541(...).jpg (181 KB, 1080x1285) Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation 11 Nathan Briant >it's smooth UK CANDY BAR SCANDAL ENDS IN PAYOUT Anonymous (ID: ydW4jzpl) >be UK man 11/30/24 >buy delicious Mars bar >entire day ruined BBC News >post on faceberg Share Save + Tears Harry Seager >everyone shocked to see this abomination >national scandal as Mars is accused of removing the swirl to save money >Mars defenders say the bar merely was not blown by air but can't explain how >Mars gets involved, launches full investigation >refuses to announce results >£2 compensation https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx247dwx1p70 Anonymous (ID: Yg/Fzx40 11/30/24(Sat) 11:03:19 No.490025663 >>490028069 >>490025596 (OP). >WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN D--- VEIN REEEE

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What did Anon mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>206497604 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 10:46:49 No.206498217 >Spotify pays Joe Rogan 250 million dollars >He moves to Austin to get out of CA because he's suddenly in a much higher income tax bracket >"Bro I had to get out of LA bro there's so many homeless people there it's crazy!" >Harris wants to tax people who make more than $400,000 >"Bro Trump is the man bro trust me"
Anonymous >>206497604 (OP) # 11/30/24(Sat) 10:46:49 No.206498217 >Spotify pays Joe Rogan 250 million dollars >He moves to Austin to get out of CA because he's suddenly in a much higher income tax bracket >"Bro I had to get out of LA bro there's so many homeless people there it's crazy!" >Harris wants to tax people who make more than $400,000 >"Bro Trump is the man bro trust me"

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Anon imparts NEET wisdom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YMB1jDY6 03/31/24(Sun)15:33:25 No.463497529 Idk how many "f--- it we ball" I got left in me how do neets survive with no income? tell me your ways. 78 KB JPG 16 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous (ID: RNUPrxdE) View Thread 78 KB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)16:33:52 No.463501409 >>463497529 (OP) # >$320 in food stamps >$975 in SSI >Rent and utility assistance through section 8, I only pay for internet
Anonymous (ID: YMB1jDY6 03/31/24(Sun)15:33:25 No.463497529 Idk how many "f--- it we ball" I got left in me how do neets survive with no income? tell me your ways. 78 KB JPG 16 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous (ID: RNUPrxdE) View Thread 78 KB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)16:33:52 No.463501409 >>463497529 (OP) # >$320 in food stamps >$975 in SSI >Rent and utility assistance through section 8, I only pay for internet

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Anon learned how to diet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Hatsune Mosmikuto 212 KB PNG 11/30/24(Sat) 10:49:42 No.928055428 Everyone always talks about how hard it is to lose weight. Always felt discouraged to try but knew I should >be me >6ft, 220 lbs. Not obese but chubby >hate that, decide to just count calories and stop at 2k a day >ffw 2 months and I'm down 15 lbs W--? Fattards literally spend their whole lives crying it's impossible to lose weight. I didn't even change my diet, just ate f------ less. Pic unrel
: Anonymous Hatsune Mosmikuto 212 KB PNG 11/30/24(Sat) 10:49:42 No.928055428 Everyone always talks about how hard it is to lose weight. Always felt discouraged to try but knew I should >be me >6ft, 220 lbs. Not obese but chubby >hate that, decide to just count calories and stop at 2k a day >ffw 2 months and I'm down 15 lbs W--? Fattards literally spend their whole lives crying it's impossible to lose weight. I didn't even change my diet, just ate f------ less. Pic unrel

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Air Corps Ferrying | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:31:04 No.78204767 EDEN-BUNGALOW-HOTEL 51499462 gettyimages Credit: STEPHEN SHAVER gettyimages-51499462-612x612.jpg 46 KB JPG >was a fan of a flash artist from newgrounds >heard he died some months ago after being in and out of the hospital >no cause of death given >find his youtube channel >he has videos of ladyboy cabarets in Thailand >videos of him hanging around red-light districts in Germany and partying with random dudes there What are the chances he died of AIDS? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)21:20:22 No.78205126 You think any of the underage newfag twitter and TikTok normies that have infested this site know what a Newgrounds is?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:31:04 No.78204767 EDEN-BUNGALOW-HOTEL 51499462 gettyimages Credit: STEPHEN SHAVER gettyimages-51499462-612x612.jpg 46 KB JPG >was a fan of a flash artist from newgrounds >heard he died some months ago after being in and out of the hospital >no cause of death given >find his youtube channel >he has videos of ladyboy cabarets in Thailand >videos of him hanging around red-light districts in Germany and partying with random dudes there What are the chances he died of AIDS? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)21:20:22 No.78205126 You think any of the underage newfag twitter and TikTok normies that have infested this site know what a Newgrounds is?

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Anonymous Neanderthal 11/30/24(Sat) 13:50:47 No.79614161 43 KB JPG >hanging around the fire with tribe >Movement outside of cave >We get weapons and go out to protect children >Mfw I see us... But different >They get scared and try to run away >We easily out power and capture them >They are so weak and dumber too but they outnumber us >Make them slaves and serve us around campfire >Females look skinnier and more beautiful than our robust females >Take one and get out of cave, find my secret spot to have sex so my tribe doesn't see and laugh >P---- SO TIGHT! NOT LIKE BIG NEANDERTHAL P---- >SEX SO GOOD >share this with the boys >They laugh but accept to try it out >They are amazed >Our females start making male sapiens lapdogs >They have more stamina, satisfy females with their longer fingers too >Mfw I see the future in my dream and they say "h--- sapiens f----- neanderthals into extinction" >Gotta tell them the truth >Make a cave painting to show them as sex slaves and us their masters >Hope it gets found
Anonymous Neanderthal 11/30/24(Sat) 13:50:47 No.79614161 43 KB JPG >hanging around the fire with tribe >Movement outside of cave >We get weapons and go out to protect children >Mfw I see us... But different >They get scared and try to run away >We easily out power and capture them >They are so weak and dumber too but they outnumber us >Make them slaves and serve us around campfire >Females look skinnier and more beautiful than our robust females >Take one and get out of cave, find my secret spot to have sex so my tribe doesn't see and laugh >P---- SO TIGHT! NOT LIKE BIG NEANDERTHAL P---- >SEX SO GOOD >share this with the boys >They laugh but accept to try it out >They are amazed >Our females start making male sapiens lapdogs >They have more stamina, satisfy females with their longer fingers too >Mfw I see the future in my dream and they say "h--- sapiens f----- neanderthals into extinction" >Gotta tell them the truth >Make a cave painting to show them as sex slaves and us their masters >Hope it gets found

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