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Anonymous 08/18/24(Sun)10:20:07 No.79612615 335 KB PNG >Create man in your image >Give men foreskin >Command them to cut it off Did he just create men just to troll them?

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Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)16:02:20 No.61174419 stein.jpg 17 KB JPG >be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil >they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. >the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling

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The Daily Snip 01/30/25(Thu)13:53:26 No.495909738 Ben Shapiro @benshapiro So your suggestion is that removal of the foreskin is equivalent to the removal of the penis and testicles, formation of a false body cavity, and hormonal replacement with opposite-sex hormones? That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Andrew Sullivan @sullydish - Aug 16, 2022 I wonder how many people who oppose child sex changes also oppose circumcision. Similar principle of the bodily integrity of children, especially their sex organs. . 3:29 PM - Aug 16, 2022 Author Matt Walsh You lose credibility when you call circumcision "elective amputation." Particularly because "amputation," in the medical sense, generally refers to the removal of a limb. Foreskin is not a limb. Make your point without being ridiculous. And parents frequently make decisions for their infants. In fact, I'm not sure how else to raise an infant. You aren't "infringing on their liberty." Come on, that's just absurd. Make your point without resorting to laughably hysterical rhetoric. Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles There are health benefits (science), but also "on the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised" (revelation). Not saying circumcision is necessary (see: Paul), but it is ordered toward perfection rather than injury. 4:05 PM Feb 26, 2021 1734313769638723.png 326 KB PNG Why do right-wing Catholic pundits defend male genital mutilation so hard?

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