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Anonymous Neanderthal 11/30/24(Sat) 13:50:47 No.79614161 43 KB JPG >hanging around the fire with tribe >Movement outside of cave >We get weapons and go out to protect children >Mfw I see us... But different >They get scared and try to run away >We easily out power and capture them >They are so weak and dumber too but they outnumber us >Make them slaves and serve us around campfire >Females look skinnier and more beautiful than our robust females >Take one and get out of cave, find my secret spot to have sex so my tribe doesn't see and laugh >P---- SO TIGHT! NOT LIKE BIG NEANDERTHAL P---- >SEX SO GOOD >share this with the boys >They laugh but accept to try it out >They are amazed >Our females start making male sapiens lapdogs >They have more stamina, satisfy females with their longer fingers too >Mfw I see the future in my dream and they say "h--- sapiens f----- neanderthals into extinction" >Gotta tell them the truth >Make a cave painting to show them as sex slaves and us their masters >Hope it gets found

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous Neanderthal 11/30/24(Sat) 13:50:47 No.79614161 43 KB JPG >hanging around the fire with tribe >Movement outside of cave >We get weapons and go out to protect children >Mfw I see us... But different >They get scared and try to run away >We easily out power and capture them >They are so weak and dumber too but they outnumber us >Make them slaves and serve us around campfire >Females look skinnier and more beautiful than our robust females >Take one and get out of cave, find my secret spot to have sex so my tribe doesn't see and laugh >P---- SO TIGHT! NOT LIKE BIG NEANDERTHAL P---- >SEX SO GOOD >share this with the boys >They laugh but accept to try it out >They are amazed >Our females start making male sapiens lapdogs >They have more stamina, satisfy females with their longer fingers too >Mfw I see the future in my dream and they say "h--- sapiens f----- neanderthals into extinction" >Gotta tell them the truth >Make a cave painting to show them as sex slaves and us their masters >Hope it gets found

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