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File: epic_lulz.jpg (68 KB, 600x582) O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)22:22:51 No.65952049 [Reply]► >>65952089 >>65952101 >be me few hours ago >take uber to a friend's house >get some lady talking on the phone and acting bitchy >need to s---, but i can hold it in until i get there >i play on my phone and f--- around on Youtube >watch a meme video with that sloppy wet fart meme sound effect (you know which one) >she starts getting angry and says she's sick of dealing with people like me and that her family heard that or whatever >i told her it was an accident and i didn't mean to >she says she's sick of little s---- like me arguing with her and she's dropping me off on the sidewalk and telling me to get a different ride for arguing with her >she pulls up and tells me to get out >idea.jpg >unbuckle, hike down my pants and sit up >take a massive s--- all over her back seat >she notices and starts screaming every swear word in the book at me >pull pants back up and run out of the car >run all the way to friend's house laughing like a f------ hyena the whole way >still laughing right now all these hours later >probably banned from uber now, totally worth it
File: epic_lulz.jpg (68 KB, 600x582) O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)22:22:51 No.65952049 [Reply]► >>65952089 >>65952101 >be me few hours ago >take uber to a friend's house >get some lady talking on the phone and acting bitchy >need to s---, but i can hold it in until i get there >i play on my phone and f--- around on Youtube >watch a meme video with that sloppy wet fart meme sound effect (you know which one) >she starts getting angry and says she's sick of dealing with people like me and that her family heard that or whatever >i told her it was an accident and i didn't mean to >she says she's sick of little s---- like me arguing with her and she's dropping me off on the sidewalk and telling me to get a different ride for arguing with her >she pulls up and tells me to get out >idea.jpg >unbuckle, hike down my pants and sit up >take a massive s--- all over her back seat >she notices and starts screaming every swear word in the book at me >pull pants back up and run out of the car >run all the way to friend's house laughing like a f------ hyena the whole way >still laughing right now all these hours later >probably banned from uber now, totally worth it

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: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat) 10:26:34 No.865786422 >be me fear >doc put me on corticosteroids because me reasons milk >best thing for energy I've had since crystal meth >had a couple energy drinks also >a little bit agitated >walk inside carrying groceries 25 KB PNG >someone says something I don't like >hurl gallon of milk across the room like a f------ champ >I didn't think plasic bottles could break >it breaks >all over the ceiling >all over the walls >l didn't know milk could splatter that far God dammit. How's your evening been, /b/?
: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat) 10:26:34 No.865786422 >be me fear >doc put me on corticosteroids because me reasons milk >best thing for energy I've had since crystal meth >had a couple energy drinks also >a little bit agitated >walk inside carrying groceries 25 KB PNG >someone says something I don't like >hurl gallon of milk across the room like a f------ champ >I didn't think plasic bottles could break >it breaks >all over the ceiling >all over the walls >l didn't know milk could splatter that far God dammit. How's your evening been, /b/?

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: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat)07:37:14 No.865791868 > Be me on Halloween > Go to party with a girl who is a friend > Party is awesome, tons of QT3.14s, I'm having a great time > Friend-girl is in a pissy mood, nobody gets her costume, sits in corner, wants to 140 KB JPG leave after 30 minutes > “No boys will come talk to me this sucks" > Why don't you start the conversation > “No" > So you're upset nobody will come flirt with you > "Yeah" > So you expect people to put themselves out there but you won't do the same > "Yeah" > Welcome to a guy's life > She gets mad and stomps off > Mfw she sits in the corner bitching because no guy will come talk to her first > Mfw she's dressed like a suffragette > Mfw she still goes home with a guy at the end of the night Girls literally play social events on easy mode. Why is all the responsibility on us /b/ros?
: Anonymous 10/30/21(Sat)07:37:14 No.865791868 > Be me on Halloween > Go to party with a girl who is a friend > Party is awesome, tons of QT3.14s, I'm having a great time > Friend-girl is in a pissy mood, nobody gets her costume, sits in corner, wants to 140 KB JPG leave after 30 minutes > “No boys will come talk to me this sucks" > Why don't you start the conversation > “No" > So you're upset nobody will come flirt with you > "Yeah" > So you expect people to put themselves out there but you won't do the same > "Yeah" > Welcome to a guy's life > She gets mad and stomps off > Mfw she sits in the corner bitching because no guy will come talk to her first > Mfw she's dressed like a suffragette > Mfw she still goes home with a guy at the end of the night Girls literally play social events on easy mode. Why is all the responsibility on us /b/ros?

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Anon can't be a criminal anywhere | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: P3V07FJD >be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space.
Anonymous (ID: P3V07FJD >be me >be criminal in europe >Break into house >kill father >R--- and kill mother >kill son >R--- and kill daughter >kill family dog >be me >be criminal in USA >Break into house >get shot by father >get shot by mother >get shot by son >get shot by daughter >get shot by family dog >get shot by spider in the corner of the room >neighbor comes over and shoots my dead body >Cops are called they come and shoot my dead body >be me >be criminal in Russia >break into house >get jumped by six gopniks and a bear. >be me >be criminal in Afghanistan >Break into stone shack >die in U.S.A.F airstrike >be me >be criminal in japan >break into a single house >steal s--- and leave >become haunted by spirits of ancestors >end up killing myself for being VARRY DISHONORABRU! >some f----- youtuber in a gay green hat records my body in a forrest. >be me >be criminal in Australia >break into house >home owner throws a boomerang at my gravity belt >it breaks >he laughs as a fall into outer space.

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File: sad pepe.png (149 KB, 512x439) Im sick of my rentcuck, what do i do? Anonymous (ID: 1DgDqmX/ ) 10/29/21(Fri)17:46:11 No.42537948 [Reply] >>42538647 -Be me, landchad -Own 5 flats in a centric/expensive part of the city -I increase rent a 20% because i need more money to afford my patrician lifestyle (Obviously i notify all the tenants prior) -One of my tenants (Most autistic and /r9k person ive ever met, but works an IT job and makes a lot of money to be a wagecuck) basically pays me the same amount as usual and when i ask him for the rest he tells me that im a landlord scum and a greedy a------. -We keep talking and he says that he isnt going to pay more of "the hard earned product of his labor" just because i want to. -He closes the door but i can still hear him mumbling retarded things about Mao and landlord purges. -I didnt know that he was a commie and I know that i can just evict him, but i dont want to. He is such a valuable tenant. (Pays on time, treats my property with respect, Never called me to fix anything...) What can i do to make him pay? Can i erase his retarded commie ideology from his brain somehow? 9 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous (ID: 1DgDqmX/ ) 10/29/21(Fri)17:58:51 No.42538457 >>42538363 I wasn't trying to do a greentext >I know how to make them But i dislike the different color
File: sad pepe.png (149 KB, 512x439) Im sick of my rentcuck, what do i do? Anonymous (ID: 1DgDqmX/ ) 10/29/21(Fri)17:46:11 No.42537948 [Reply] >>42538647 -Be me, landchad -Own 5 flats in a centric/expensive part of the city -I increase rent a 20% because i need more money to afford my patrician lifestyle (Obviously i notify all the tenants prior) -One of my tenants (Most autistic and /r9k person ive ever met, but works an IT job and makes a lot of money to be a wagecuck) basically pays me the same amount as usual and when i ask him for the rest he tells me that im a landlord scum and a greedy a------. -We keep talking and he says that he isnt going to pay more of "the hard earned product of his labor" just because i want to. -He closes the door but i can still hear him mumbling retarded things about Mao and landlord purges. -I didnt know that he was a commie and I know that i can just evict him, but i dont want to. He is such a valuable tenant. (Pays on time, treats my property with respect, Never called me to fix anything...) What can i do to make him pay? Can i erase his retarded commie ideology from his brain somehow? 9 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> O Anonymous (ID: 1DgDqmX/ ) 10/29/21(Fri)17:58:51 No.42538457 >>42538363 I wasn't trying to do a greentext >I know how to make them But i dislike the different color

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Anon has deja-vu | /r/Greentext

File: greta-boris.jpg (42 KB, 367x416) O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)15:53:34 No.64138321 [Reply] ► >go train one of my clients >guy's a surgeon >tells me about his latest patient while training >a woman who likes to sleep on top of trees >of course she does >fell off a tree while sleeping a while ago >broke her back >had pins, metal plates and s--- installed >2 months pass by >woman is back at the hospital >managed to loosen up the metal plate and pins >has to go under surgery again >the nurses call this guy >woman is going nuts, shouting on the pre-operative holding area >surgeon comes in >tree-sleeping-maniac is snorting cocaine in the waiting room before going into surgery >of course brought some blow >who doesn't >makes a mess, snow everywhere >anyway >guy mentions her name >it rings a bell >remembered that 10 years ago I had a one night stand with this girl >I had not showered for 2 days that night >she was playing with my balls >suddenly started licking my a------ >feelsgoodman.xlsm >tell him l've never heard that name before >mfw the girl who liked licking dirty assholes now sleeps on trees while high on nose candy What's the craziest story you heard from a client while training? This is not even the craziest s--- someone has shared with me
File: greta-boris.jpg (42 KB, 367x416) O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)15:53:34 No.64138321 [Reply] ► >go train one of my clients >guy's a surgeon >tells me about his latest patient while training >a woman who likes to sleep on top of trees >of course she does >fell off a tree while sleeping a while ago >broke her back >had pins, metal plates and s--- installed >2 months pass by >woman is back at the hospital >managed to loosen up the metal plate and pins >has to go under surgery again >the nurses call this guy >woman is going nuts, shouting on the pre-operative holding area >surgeon comes in >tree-sleeping-maniac is snorting cocaine in the waiting room before going into surgery >of course brought some blow >who doesn't >makes a mess, snow everywhere >anyway >guy mentions her name >it rings a bell >remembered that 10 years ago I had a one night stand with this girl >I had not showered for 2 days that night >she was playing with my balls >suddenly started licking my a------ >feelsgoodman.xlsm >tell him l've never heard that name before >mfw the girl who liked licking dirty assholes now sleeps on trees while high on nose candy What's the craziest story you heard from a client while training? This is not even the craziest s--- someone has shared with me

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Anon has the right to free speech | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous ID:BWPYBKXW Wed 07 Mar 2018 17:13:29 No.163130966 View Quoted By: >>163131172 >>163131217 >>163131334 >>163131466 >>163132560 >>163132592 >>163133108 >>163134276 >>163136074 What if the tables were turned? And the Arabs were the occupying force. >You wake up tomorrow morning to the sound of construction equipment >Look outside >It's ISIS >They've chosen your town for the location of a military base and they say they're an occupation force >3 guys point AK-47s at you and tell you to get the f--- back inside in broken english >You go back inside and shitpost on /pol/ about it and it turns out some Canadians flew a plane into a mosque last night >ISIS is now invading the United States and Britain >You grab your AR-15 because after all, your country's leadership has been warning you about this for awhile now >You scream something about Jesus and not treading on you and you shoot the s--- out of one of them >The ISIS commander uses his satellite phone to call in a flying robot to come and level your house >Your entire town is disarmed and ISIS guys kick down doors and arrest your family members >They get sexually abused in an ISIS prison >Eventually people are getting so desperate and p----- off that teenagers from the local suburban high school are building homemade bombs and blowing themselves up to kill Arabs >two years later, one of the ISIS guys who pointed an AK at you is back in Syria with his wives >He receives a pension every month for his brave service in ISIS >He feels super sorry for himself and f------ hates Americans to this day for shooting at his mates while he was trying to build that military compound across the street from your house >How could those burgers be so ungrateful >All he was trying to do is bring sharia law to the US and he doesn't get why you would do such a thing >You probably hate him for his freedoms >He cries over his dead buddy that you blew away with your AR
E Anonymous ID:BWPYBKXW Wed 07 Mar 2018 17:13:29 No.163130966 View Quoted By: >>163131172 >>163131217 >>163131334 >>163131466 >>163132560 >>163132592 >>163133108 >>163134276 >>163136074 What if the tables were turned? And the Arabs were the occupying force. >You wake up tomorrow morning to the sound of construction equipment >Look outside >It's ISIS >They've chosen your town for the location of a military base and they say they're an occupation force >3 guys point AK-47s at you and tell you to get the f--- back inside in broken english >You go back inside and shitpost on /pol/ about it and it turns out some Canadians flew a plane into a mosque last night >ISIS is now invading the United States and Britain >You grab your AR-15 because after all, your country's leadership has been warning you about this for awhile now >You scream something about Jesus and not treading on you and you shoot the s--- out of one of them >The ISIS commander uses his satellite phone to call in a flying robot to come and level your house >Your entire town is disarmed and ISIS guys kick down doors and arrest your family members >They get sexually abused in an ISIS prison >Eventually people are getting so desperate and p----- off that teenagers from the local suburban high school are building homemade bombs and blowing themselves up to kill Arabs >two years later, one of the ISIS guys who pointed an AK at you is back in Syria with his wives >He receives a pension every month for his brave service in ISIS >He feels super sorry for himself and f------ hates Americans to this day for shooting at his mates while he was trying to build that military compound across the street from your house >How could those burgers be so ungrateful >All he was trying to do is bring sharia law to the US and he doesn't get why you would do such a thing >You probably hate him for his freedoms >He cries over his dead buddy that you blew away with your AR

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Anon knows | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 793051822 12 min. ago .. >be me >be watching movie >really graphic sex scene coming up >realise >sex scene starts >mom walks in >what are your doing.jpg >start to act like i dont know what sex is 5.4 kB PNG >mom thinks im watching p--- >im 17 (of course ik what sex is) >i act retarded >mom genuinely think i dont know what sex is >takes me to dad to explain what it is >mfw when they still think i dont know what it is 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous | 793051822 12 min. ago .. >be me >be watching movie >really graphic sex scene coming up >realise >sex scene starts >mom walks in >what are your doing.jpg >start to act like i dont know what sex is 5.4 kB PNG >mom thinks im watching p--- >im 17 (of course ik what sex is) >i act retarded >mom genuinely think i dont know what sex is >takes me to dad to explain what it is >mfw when they still think i dont know what it is 1 REPLY O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon needs answers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)00:46:53 No.12174990 >God created the universe >Who created god? >God doesn't need to be created he just is >Why cant this be the same for the universe? 1 KB JPG >IT JUST CANT OK Explain this christfags.
: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)00:46:53 No.12174990 >God created the universe >Who created god? >God doesn't need to be created he just is >Why cant this be the same for the universe? 1 KB JPG >IT JUST CANT OK Explain this christfags.

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O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)19:26:54 No.865773264 [Reply] >mfw americans call chips “french fries" >mfw americans call crisps "chips" >mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >mfw americans call fizzlebombs "fireworks" >mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >mfw americans call meat water "gravy" >mfw americans call electro-rope “power cables" >mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with crispy green leafs a “burger" >mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >mfw americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards" >mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly" >mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >mfw americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >mfw americans call a rickety-pop a “gear shift" | >mfw americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie" >mfw americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >mfw americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun" >mfw americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >mfw americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a “snake" >mfw americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads" the nerve
O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)19:26:54 No.865773264 [Reply] >mfw americans call chips “french fries" >mfw americans call crisps "chips" >mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >mfw americans call fizzlebombs "fireworks" >mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >mfw americans call meat water "gravy" >mfw americans call electro-rope “power cables" >mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with crispy green leafs a “burger" >mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >mfw americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards" >mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly" >mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >mfw americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >mfw americans call a rickety-pop a “gear shift" | >mfw americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie" >mfw americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >mfw americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun" >mfw americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >mfw americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a “snake" >mfw americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads" the nerve

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now i know you're blind, man,but you gotta see this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)11:39:02 No.865744774 I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you. PIC•COLLAGE. 6DFABFE7-7738-4018-92D1-020BAB8BC3AE.jpg 327 КВ ЈPG >Literally looks like a Roblox mod >Zoomers who never played the OG Trilogy are excited for this НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА
: Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)11:39:02 No.865744774 I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you. PIC•COLLAGE. 6DFABFE7-7738-4018-92D1-020BAB8BC3AE.jpg 327 КВ ЈPG >Literally looks like a Roblox mod >Zoomers who never played the OG Trilogy are excited for this НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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Anonymous | 123622703 24 russians be like >hello, my name is sir gay 36.2 kB JPG
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Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)12:52:52 No.52918475 ► >>52918505 >>52918515 >>52918520 >>52918529 >>5 >>52924310 >>52925214 >>52926955 >>52927839 >>52928827 >>52929379 >>52929936 >>52930816 >>52933503 >>529340 File: angrywojak.png (210 KB, 593x635) >>52918093 (OP) Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" | shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"...okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym
Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)12:52:52 No.52918475 ► >>52918505 >>52918515 >>52918520 >>52918529 >>5 >>52924310 >>52925214 >>52926955 >>52927839 >>52928827 >>52929379 >>52929936 >>52930816 >>52933503 >>529340 File: angrywojak.png (210 KB, 593x635) >>52918093 (OP) Not sure if this is funny or cringe, but here it goes >Do my squats >Make an audible fart >A trio of young girls behind me are giggling >Try to play it cool >"Hey, at least I got this entire area to myself" | shout at them while smiling >They look at me with confusion and one of them goes "what?" >"Well now it smells bad here so nobody will disturb me" >"Um what are you talking about?" >"You know, the fart that I just made smells pretty bad" >"...okay" >Realize they were laughing at something else >Mfw I can never return to that gym

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E Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)05:21:39 No.82012757 UROIDIN VICTORIA VICTORI you-wot-mate.jpg 17 KB JPG >>82012728 # >>82009323 (OP) # >>82013704 # Anonymous06/10/21(Thu)07:20:04 No.82013704 32012780 >>82012757 # >Who watches the watchers?
E Anonymous 06/10/21(Thu)05:21:39 No.82012757 UROIDIN VICTORIA VICTORI you-wot-mate.jpg 17 KB JPG >>82012728 # >>82009323 (OP) # >>82013704 # Anonymous06/10/21(Thu)07:20:04 No.82013704 32012780 >>82012757 # >Who watches the watchers?

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File: Screenshot 20210903-235155.png (1.52 MB, 2048x2042) O Anonymous 10/28/21(Thu)20:46:46 No.865718937 ► >be me >360 lbs of healthy goodboy and growing >mommy makes me go to support groups >vow again to one day gut her with my nippon steel >but i am not yet powerful enough > >see her >89 lbs of pale pink-haired goddess >arms covered in cuts >she must have been practicing with her katana >strange stirrings in peenie area >waddle over and show her my beyblades >tell her i like her hair > >IRL waifu >slide peenie-weenie into her >feelsgoodman.bmp >dump cummies inside > >move in to her place >she puts peenie in her mouth >i pee, she drinks it up >ram peenie into her throat >up comes dinner >she eats it again like a good girl >one day she starts sobbing about how her uncle molestered her or something >lol shut up i'm playing overwatch >her belly gets bigger and bigger, i tell her to stop eating so many snackies >she says something about being preganant >what is that even > >one day she starts getting all frantic >wee-woo car comes and takes her away >comes back with screaming tiny human >"anon, it's our baby boy!" >wut >"i'm a mommy now, and you're a daddy!" >new mommy? >retreat to basement >tiny human makes a lot of noise, turn up elite gamer headset to max >she begs me to come out of the fap-cave and start taking sponge-baths again >"maybe we can start a system of... points?" >open new GBP account with waifu-mommy >find out her body makes milky now >"anon, that's for the baby" >not anymore 0/0/1/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [ PatkajReply]
File: Screenshot 20210903-235155.png (1.52 MB, 2048x2042) O Anonymous 10/28/21(Thu)20:46:46 No.865718937 ► >be me >360 lbs of healthy goodboy and growing >mommy makes me go to support groups >vow again to one day gut her with my nippon steel >but i am not yet powerful enough > >see her >89 lbs of pale pink-haired goddess >arms covered in cuts >she must have been practicing with her katana >strange stirrings in peenie area >waddle over and show her my beyblades >tell her i like her hair > >IRL waifu >slide peenie-weenie into her >feelsgoodman.bmp >dump cummies inside > >move in to her place >she puts peenie in her mouth >i pee, she drinks it up >ram peenie into her throat >up comes dinner >she eats it again like a good girl >one day she starts sobbing about how her uncle molestered her or something >lol shut up i'm playing overwatch >her belly gets bigger and bigger, i tell her to stop eating so many snackies >she says something about being preganant >what is that even > >one day she starts getting all frantic >wee-woo car comes and takes her away >comes back with screaming tiny human >"anon, it's our baby boy!" >wut >"i'm a mommy now, and you're a daddy!" >new mommy? >retreat to basement >tiny human makes a lot of noise, turn up elite gamer headset to max >she begs me to come out of the fap-cave and start taking sponge-baths again >"maybe we can start a system of... points?" >open new GBP account with waifu-mommy >find out her body makes milky now >"anon, that's for the baby" >not anymore 0/0/1/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [ PatkajReply]

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Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)01:51:18 No.21184164 Ok storytime I don't have any actual content to contribute to this thread with but the story is good >be me >back in august at the street food festival in my town >walk by the foodtrucks and see of there's something i'd like to eat >greasy burgers, crusty fries >yuck.webm >the last foodtruck serving waffles >smells good yummy >go there and look at the panels with the topping they have >the lady making and serving the waffles is a brownskinned qt with huge t--- >don't even try to hide that i'm staring at her boobs >pupilsDilate( ) >also tell her what topping i want on my waffle because i'm not a braindead f------- unable to focus and multitask >she makes my waffle >almonds, blueberry jam, and vanilla cream >it tastes delicious >5 mins later >hang out by the foodtruck area and enjoying my waffle >the lady who made my waffle passes by heading somewhere >mfw she's actually 5'2 >her t--- are actually massive in proportion to the rest of her body >tiddies bounce and jiggle as she walks around >she shortly returns and walks back to the waffle foodtruck >enjoy the jiggly t--- one last time >thanks waffle-t--- lady
Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)01:51:18 No.21184164 Ok storytime I don't have any actual content to contribute to this thread with but the story is good >be me >back in august at the street food festival in my town >walk by the foodtrucks and see of there's something i'd like to eat >greasy burgers, crusty fries >yuck.webm >the last foodtruck serving waffles >smells good yummy >go there and look at the panels with the topping they have >the lady making and serving the waffles is a brownskinned qt with huge t--- >don't even try to hide that i'm staring at her boobs >pupilsDilate( ) >also tell her what topping i want on my waffle because i'm not a braindead f------- unable to focus and multitask >she makes my waffle >almonds, blueberry jam, and vanilla cream >it tastes delicious >5 mins later >hang out by the foodtruck area and enjoying my waffle >the lady who made my waffle passes by heading somewhere >mfw she's actually 5'2 >her t--- are actually massive in proportion to the rest of her body >tiddies bounce and jiggle as she walks around >she shortly returns and walks back to the waffle foodtruck >enjoy the jiggly t--- one last time >thanks waffle-t--- lady

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