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E Anonymous ID:BWPYBKXW Wed 07 Mar 2018 17:13:29 No.163130966 View Quoted By: >>163131172 >>163131217 >>163131334 >>163131466 >>163132560 >>163132592 >>163133108 >>163134276 >>163136074 What if the tables were turned? And the Arabs were the occupying force. >You wake up tomorrow morning to the sound of construction equipment >Look outside >It's ISIS >They've chosen your town for the location of a military base and they say they're an occupation force >3 guys point AK-47s at you and tell you to get the f--- back inside in broken english >You go back inside and shitpost on /pol/ about it and it turns out some Canadians flew a plane into a mosque last night >ISIS is now invading the United States and Britain >You grab your AR-15 because after all, your country's leadership has been warning you about this for awhile now >You scream something about Jesus and not treading on you and you shoot the s--- out of one of them >The ISIS commander uses his satellite phone to call in a flying robot to come and level your house >Your entire town is disarmed and ISIS guys kick down doors and arrest your family members >They get sexually abused in an ISIS prison >Eventually people are getting so desperate and p----- off that teenagers from the local suburban high school are building homemade bombs and blowing themselves up to kill Arabs >two years later, one of the ISIS guys who pointed an AK at you is back in Syria with his wives >He receives a pension every month for his brave service in ISIS >He feels super sorry for himself and f------ hates Americans to this day for shooting at his mates while he was trying to build that military compound across the street from your house >How could those burgers be so ungrateful >All he was trying to do is bring sharia law to the US and he doesn't get why you would do such a thing >You probably hate him for his freedoms >He cries over his dead buddy that you blew away with your AR

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E Anonymous ID:BWPYBKXW Wed 07 Mar 2018 17:13:29 No.163130966 View Quoted By: >>163131172 >>163131217 >>163131334 >>163131466 >>163132560 >>163132592 >>163133108 >>163134276 >>163136074 What if the tables were turned? And the Arabs were the occupying force. >You wake up tomorrow morning to the sound of construction equipment >Look outside >It's ISIS >They've chosen your town for the location of a military base and they say they're an occupation force >3 guys point AK-47s at you and tell you to get the f--- back inside in broken english >You go back inside and shitpost on /pol/ about it and it turns out some Canadians flew a plane into a mosque last night >ISIS is now invading the United States and Britain >You grab your AR-15 because after all, your country's leadership has been warning you about this for awhile now >You scream something about Jesus and not treading on you and you shoot the s--- out of one of them >The ISIS commander uses his satellite phone to call in a flying robot to come and level your house >Your entire town is disarmed and ISIS guys kick down doors and arrest your family members >They get sexually abused in an ISIS prison >Eventually people are getting so desperate and p----- off that teenagers from the local suburban high school are building homemade bombs and blowing themselves up to kill Arabs >two years later, one of the ISIS guys who pointed an AK at you is back in Syria with his wives >He receives a pension every month for his brave service in ISIS >He feels super sorry for himself and f------ hates Americans to this day for shooting at his mates while he was trying to build that military compound across the street from your house >How could those burgers be so ungrateful >All he was trying to do is bring sharia law to the US and he doesn't get why you would do such a thing >You probably hate him for his freedoms >He cries over his dead buddy that you blew away with your AR

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