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![O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)19:26:54 No.865773264 [Reply] >mfw americans call chips “french fries" >mfw americans call crisps "chips" >mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >mfw americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >mfw americans call fizzlebombs "fireworks" >mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >mfw americans call meat water "gravy" >mfw americans call electro-rope “power cables" >mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with crispy green leafs a “burger" >mfw americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >mfw americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers “keyboards" >mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “peanut butter and jelly" >mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >mfw americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >mfw americans call a rickety-pop a “gear shift" | >mfw americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie" >mfw americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >mfw americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun" >mfw americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb" >mfw americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a “snake" >mfw americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads" the nerve](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/235/697/dba.png "Anon hates American english | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Screenshot 20210903-235155.png (1.52 MB, 2048x2042) O Anonymous 10/28/21(Thu)20:46:46 No.865718937 ► >be me >360 lbs of healthy goodboy and growing >mommy makes me go to support groups >vow again to one day gut her with my nippon steel >but i am not yet powerful enough > >see her >89 lbs of pale pink-haired goddess >arms covered in cuts >she must have been practicing with her katana >strange stirrings in peenie area >waddle over and show her my beyblades >tell her i like her hair > >IRL waifu >slide peenie-weenie into her >feelsgoodman.bmp >dump cummies inside > >move in to her place >she puts peenie in her mouth >i pee, she drinks it up >ram peenie into her throat >up comes dinner >she eats it again like a good girl >one day she starts sobbing about how her uncle molestered her or something >lol shut up i'm playing overwatch >her belly gets bigger and bigger, i tell her to stop eating so many snackies >she says something about being preganant >what is that even > >one day she starts getting all frantic >wee-woo car comes and takes her away >comes back with screaming tiny human >"anon, it's our baby boy!" >wut >"i'm a mommy now, and you're a daddy!" >new mommy? >retreat to basement >tiny human makes a lot of noise, turn up elite gamer headset to max >she begs me to come out of the fap-cave and start taking sponge-baths again >"maybe we can start a system of... points?" >open new GBP account with waifu-mommy >find out her body makes milky now >"anon, that's for the baby" >not anymore 0/0/1/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [ PatkajReply]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/235/658/3bf.jpg "Anon has a bbc | /r/Greentext")
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