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: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:08:05 No.72013091 >watching comfy YouTuber with <100 subs and views >clearly makes vids because they enjoy it and have a passion >over a year or so gets more subs, starts pulling over >100000 views per video >asks for viewers to pay for their Patrion so they can make more vids with higher quality and faster, fulltime 68 KB JPG >now makes >$2000 a month in Patrion bucks >only releases one or two videos a year instead of several times a month >few vids that are released have a noticeable drop in quality >have an obvious "I have to do this because I get paid for it now" feel >otherwise they focus on doing s----- streams completely unrelated to the content I started watching them for >make over $400 per stream >stops doing the YouTube videos entirely >now just a s----- streamer that makes ludicrous amounts of bank Every f------ time Why are small YouTubers so kino?
: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)14:08:05 No.72013091 >watching comfy YouTuber with <100 subs and views >clearly makes vids because they enjoy it and have a passion >over a year or so gets more subs, starts pulling over >100000 views per video >asks for viewers to pay for their Patrion so they can make more vids with higher quality and faster, fulltime 68 KB JPG >now makes >$2000 a month in Patrion bucks >only releases one or two videos a year instead of several times a month >few vids that are released have a noticeable drop in quality >have an obvious "I have to do this because I get paid for it now" feel >otherwise they focus on doing s----- streams completely unrelated to the content I started watching them for >make over $400 per stream >stops doing the YouTube videos entirely >now just a s----- streamer that makes ludicrous amounts of bank Every f------ time Why are small YouTubers so kino?

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Anon's perfect girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why live 01/29/23(Sun)10:16:44 No.72011562 3238B843-11BC-493F-A360-D794450185E2.jpg 44 KB JPG >ywn have a pimple faced 30 year old mentally ill abuser gf >she will never slap you and call you a f----- after she makes fun of you until you cry >she will never turn all of your friends against you so you only have her >she will never isolate you and baby you 24/7 to keep you dependant on her forever >she will never come home drunk and sweaty at 3am to beat you up and then feel guilty and hold you while you cry together >she will never have delusions of you being her non existent 2 year old son due to her crippling subconscious jocasta complex >tfw she will never ever, not once: spit on you, punch you and threaten to kill herself because you asked your female coworker a question at work
: Anonymous why live 01/29/23(Sun)10:16:44 No.72011562 3238B843-11BC-493F-A360-D794450185E2.jpg 44 KB JPG >ywn have a pimple faced 30 year old mentally ill abuser gf >she will never slap you and call you a f----- after she makes fun of you until you cry >she will never turn all of your friends against you so you only have her >she will never isolate you and baby you 24/7 to keep you dependant on her forever >she will never come home drunk and sweaty at 3am to beat you up and then feel guilty and hold you while you cry together >she will never have delusions of you being her non existent 2 year old son due to her crippling subconscious jocasta complex >tfw she will never ever, not once: spit on you, punch you and threaten to kill herself because you asked your female coworker a question at work

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Anon fapped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri) 19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW
Anonymous They know 551 KB PNG 07/27/18(Fri) 19:19:29 No.19523436 >be me >fap >go out in public THEY KNOW

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Anon is an insufferable human | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636
Anonymous 83 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan 483 KB JPG >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not responding. I think I f----- up. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong : Anonymous >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that. 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636

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Anon is a masochistic femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)11:01:03 No.29376833 Diary 31: Humiliation 3.9M views 14 years ago 20230122_183105.jpg 49 KB JPG had an anon say he wanted to beat me up in another thread and now im horny
: Anonymous 01/29/23(Sun)11:01:03 No.29376833 Diary 31: Humiliation 3.9M views 14 years ago 20230122_183105.jpg 49 KB JPG had an anon say he wanted to beat me up in another thread and now im horny

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ISIS vs Brazil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS
Anonymous! 07/25/16(Mon)09:22:41 No.62566238 >>62566282 >>62566312 >>62566465 >>62565179 >>62565223 >ISIS decides to attack Brazil >bombers get mugged on the way to the stadium, suicide vests and phone detonators stolen >decide to r--- some infidels out of anger >pin down and r--- the first woman they see >it's a cross dresser >absolutely haram >desperately try to save some face by shooting up a school or a restaurant or something >there's already a gun battle going on when they get there >they go back to middle east angry and defeated >turns out they got Zika from r----- the t----- >it spreads and wipes out ISIS

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Imagine the feeling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 13:06:29 No.72001708 >driving >a------ cuts me off and brake checks me >turn into neighborhood p----- as f--- >walk into house still p----- >>72001852 >>72001861 >>72001867 >slam door with out looking >hear faint scream/yelp when i slam it >look back at door and see i slammed the door on my kitties neck. >died shortly after this was last week, ive been looking for a black q50 infiniti every day since. just know your time is coming. >> Anonymous 01/28/23 (Sat)13:18:45 No.72001852 ► >>72001708 (OP) F--- me thats brutal, I really hope this isn't true. I hope you learned your lesson though. This the price of anger. You brought it home with you. The person who cut you off didn't think twice. Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:19:44 No.72001861 ► >>72001708 (OP) Oof that sucks anon. This is the sort of mundane s--- that life tosses our way that f---- up our happiness and sense of security. Did all of this really happen? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:20:43 No.72001867 ► >>72001708 (OP) that's horrible OP.....wow.... I'm sorry :( people on the road are sometimes pure evil sociopaths, I've experienced them as well. Best thing to do is get a dashcam. Then if this happens again you can get proof of them harassing you + their license plate and show it to the police. They'll run him and he'll get in trouble + may have warrants.
Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 13:06:29 No.72001708 >driving >a------ cuts me off and brake checks me >turn into neighborhood p----- as f--- >walk into house still p----- >>72001852 >>72001861 >>72001867 >slam door with out looking >hear faint scream/yelp when i slam it >look back at door and see i slammed the door on my kitties neck. >died shortly after this was last week, ive been looking for a black q50 infiniti every day since. just know your time is coming. >> Anonymous 01/28/23 (Sat)13:18:45 No.72001852 ► >>72001708 (OP) F--- me thats brutal, I really hope this isn't true. I hope you learned your lesson though. This the price of anger. You brought it home with you. The person who cut you off didn't think twice. Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:19:44 No.72001861 ► >>72001708 (OP) Oof that sucks anon. This is the sort of mundane s--- that life tosses our way that f---- up our happiness and sense of security. Did all of this really happen? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)13:20:43 No.72001867 ► >>72001708 (OP) that's horrible OP.....wow.... I'm sorry :( people on the road are sometimes pure evil sociopaths, I've experienced them as well. Best thing to do is get a dashcam. Then if this happens again you can get proof of them harassing you + their license plate and show it to the police. They'll run him and he'll get in trouble + may have warrants.

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Femanons lament their fate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 94 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)20:52:30 No.29376206 > desperately want to have a short- hair tomboy aesthetic > literally always desired boyish look : Anonymous > literally cannot have my hair short if I want to pass I hate it I hate having to dictate my style based on what I can pass with I hate it I hate it I hate it 01/28/23(Sat)21:02:21 No.29376311 >>29376206 (OP) # god i know this feel so f------ hard, the only people that can pull it of and still look female are those with completely femme skulls. ive settled with going for a haircut that has boyish bangs but is long in the back 1.4 MB GIF
Anonymous 94 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)20:52:30 No.29376206 > desperately want to have a short- hair tomboy aesthetic > literally always desired boyish look : Anonymous > literally cannot have my hair short if I want to pass I hate it I hate having to dictate my style based on what I can pass with I hate it I hate it I hate it 01/28/23(Sat)21:02:21 No.29376311 >>29376206 (OP) # god i know this feel so f------ hard, the only people that can pull it of and still look female are those with completely femme skulls. ive settled with going for a haircut that has boyish bangs but is long in the back 1.4 MB GIF

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Anon remembers their lessons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: zDgSaTUN Lessons from /pol/ 28 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)21:24:39 No.414033411 In exactly three words, tell us the most noteworthy thing you've learned on /pol/. 204 Replies/60 Images Anonymous (ID: KF2AUDn4 >>414047156 # Peepee poopoo Pepe Anonymous (ID: 4X8h2qRA >>414033411 (OP) # jews jews jews View Thread 01/28/23(Sat)23:52:22 No.414047619 01/28/23(Sat)23:54:01 No.414047761
Anonymous (ID: zDgSaTUN Lessons from /pol/ 28 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)21:24:39 No.414033411 In exactly three words, tell us the most noteworthy thing you've learned on /pol/. 204 Replies/60 Images Anonymous (ID: KF2AUDn4 >>414047156 # Peepee poopoo Pepe Anonymous (ID: 4X8h2qRA >>414033411 (OP) # jews jews jews View Thread 01/28/23(Sat)23:52:22 No.414047619 01/28/23(Sat)23:54:01 No.414047761

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anon is a prankster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme 196 KB PNG opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme 196 KB PNG opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon questions his relationship with women | /r/Greentext

>be me >solid 5/10, not great, but better than most you f---- >got this friend, we'll call her Tay >solid 9/10 if you like plump girls >pic related >we pretty close, abuse drugs together >recently she's started doing sexy roleplay on discord DMs >like, no characters, just us doing dirty s--- as if we were ourselves, in text >today we took acid and molly >half an hour in to the trip, she starts telling me she's into the idea of "consensual non-consent" >w--.jpg >she brings it up as we keep smoking more weed, even bringing up the idea that i can leave the room and come back with a plague doctor mask on and "r---" her >no idea what she's into, but it's got me hard so i go along with it >i'm grabbin t------, grabbin ass, fingering her while she struggles >not gonna lie /b/ it was really f------ hot >finally after a while she shuts up and throat chops me >i think i've gone too far somehow and immediately stop everything >she kinda stays there quiet for a while before pretending she's like a split personality that didn't want to be there >total f------ scene and mood shift kills my boner >i keep going along with that s--- because she did threaten me with a glass bottle and one point and it was very arousing what is my relationship with this woman
>be me >solid 5/10, not great, but better than most you f---- >got this friend, we'll call her Tay >solid 9/10 if you like plump girls >pic related >we pretty close, abuse drugs together >recently she's started doing sexy roleplay on discord DMs >like, no characters, just us doing dirty s--- as if we were ourselves, in text >today we took acid and molly >half an hour in to the trip, she starts telling me she's into the idea of "consensual non-consent" >w--.jpg >she brings it up as we keep smoking more weed, even bringing up the idea that i can leave the room and come back with a plague doctor mask on and "r---" her >no idea what she's into, but it's got me hard so i go along with it >i'm grabbin t------, grabbin ass, fingering her while she struggles >not gonna lie /b/ it was really f------ hot >finally after a while she shuts up and throat chops me >i think i've gone too far somehow and immediately stop everything >she kinda stays there quiet for a while before pretending she's like a split personality that didn't want to be there >total f------ scene and mood shift kills my boner >i keep going along with that s--- because she did threaten me with a glass bottle and one point and it was very arousing what is my relationship with this woman

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Anon is straight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THAT RIGHT THERE IS ONE GREASY BASTARD 01/26/23(Thu)23:34:47 No.71974243 >be mid 30s "straight" guy >tired of women's bs so i decide to install Grindr for the first time >expecting fairies and rainbows, happy time. >cute traps, troons and twinks little holes will soon be mine 19 KB JPG >creepysmileguy.jpg >not even half way settings up my profile, no pictures, already 2 "Sup's and 3 d--- picks asking for anon sexytime. >big ass bearded gym monster, 500m away, wants to blow me behind a dumpster, next to a cafe i f------ go to. >already feeling sick. >closet f-- dad wants me to rawdog him real quick before the wife and kids get home. >no time to say i ain't gay, i'm just looking, more d---- left and right like a tornado on a dildo factory. >close app
: Anonymous THAT RIGHT THERE IS ONE GREASY BASTARD 01/26/23(Thu)23:34:47 No.71974243 >be mid 30s "straight" guy >tired of women's bs so i decide to install Grindr for the first time >expecting fairies and rainbows, happy time. >cute traps, troons and twinks little holes will soon be mine 19 KB JPG >creepysmileguy.jpg >not even half way settings up my profile, no pictures, already 2 "Sup's and 3 d--- picks asking for anon sexytime. >big ass bearded gym monster, 500m away, wants to blow me behind a dumpster, next to a cafe i f------ go to. >already feeling sick. >closet f-- dad wants me to rawdog him real quick before the wife and kids get home. >no time to say i ain't gay, i'm just looking, more d---- left and right like a tornado on a dildo factory. >close app

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Anons dad is at the store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: //BK8K1a I'M GOING TO BE A BIT LATE- IAM BEING STOPPED BY THE POLICE- tette the washing on Est Such a travesty... 01/28/23(Sat) 22:36:56 No.414005304 wwwwww 12419871.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: VBnhTzvZ) I LOVE YOU, MOM. >>414005304 (OP) # well he can't say 'I love you dad'. www.r www XMIH 01/28/23(Sat) 22:38:14 No.414005457 >>414005556 # >>414005834 # >>414008101 # >>414008639 # >>414009115 # >>414009535 # >>414009653 # >>414009801 # >>414009820 # >>414010098 # >>414011093 # >>414011139 # >>414011322 # >>414011944 # >>414012306 # >>414012661 # >>414012707 # >>414012927 # >>414012978 # >>414013274 # >>414014399 # >>414014764 # >>414017723 # >>414018413 # >>414018877 # >>414019203 # >>414019914 # >>414020237 #
: Anonymous (ID: //BK8K1a I'M GOING TO BE A BIT LATE- IAM BEING STOPPED BY THE POLICE- tette the washing on Est Such a travesty... 01/28/23(Sat) 22:36:56 No.414005304 wwwwww 12419871.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: VBnhTzvZ) I LOVE YOU, MOM. >>414005304 (OP) # well he can't say 'I love you dad'. www.r www XMIH 01/28/23(Sat) 22:38:14 No.414005457 >>414005556 # >>414005834 # >>414008101 # >>414008639 # >>414009115 # >>414009535 # >>414009653 # >>414009801 # >>414009820 # >>414010098 # >>414011093 # >>414011139 # >>414011322 # >>414011944 # >>414012306 # >>414012661 # >>414012707 # >>414012927 # >>414012978 # >>414013274 # >>414014399 # >>414014764 # >>414017723 # >>414018413 # >>414018877 # >>414019203 # >>414019914 # >>414020237 #

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Anon is already gone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:49:50 No.72003465 3A0E3F47-C3FB-43FF-9B40-1DE79D31D0F0.png 20 KB PNG A is anyone else here just totally gone? >no desire to have children >cannot form bonds or connections with anyone >hate all women >no spark dead inside >no friends >dont care about money >cant even imagine working anymore >just want neetbux and sleep : Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:53:44 No.72003510 pretty much. how old are you? i'm in my fourth decade
: Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:49:50 No.72003465 3A0E3F47-C3FB-43FF-9B40-1DE79D31D0F0.png 20 KB PNG A is anyone else here just totally gone? >no desire to have children >cannot form bonds or connections with anyone >hate all women >no spark dead inside >no friends >dont care about money >cant even imagine working anymore >just want neetbux and sleep : Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:53:44 No.72003510 pretty much. how old are you? i'm in my fourth decade

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anon gives r9k some advice | /r/Greentext

File: Download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) BETTER KILL Yourself Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)20:24:52 No.71999989 [Reply] ► >How can I cope with malding after being mogged for sneeding without dubs? Thats literally how you people talk I firmly believe that your lifes value is akin to that of a eusocial insect. I further am of the opinion that your mere existences are nill and that you as a people have made no contributions to society. I recommand that you all bring utter and complete destruction to your wellbeing at this present time.
File: Download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) BETTER KILL Yourself Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)20:24:52 No.71999989 [Reply] ► >How can I cope with malding after being mogged for sneeding without dubs? Thats literally how you people talk I firmly believe that your lifes value is akin to that of a eusocial insect. I further am of the opinion that your mere existences are nill and that you as a people have made no contributions to society. I recommand that you all bring utter and complete destruction to your wellbeing at this present time.

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anons ask some questions | /r/Greentext

Board /k/-Weapons Anonymous Focus in Aiming INCORRECT Shooter Focused on Target. any questions? ▾ Settings Home 03/25/18(Sun)20:25:00 No.37306174 INCORRECT CORRECT Shooter has fired a gun before Shooter Focused on Rear Sight. aiming.png 514 KB PNG United States Secret Service 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:08 No.37306216 : Anonymous >>37306174 (OP) # yeah, how come no matter what color the shampoo is, the lather is always white? >>37306244 # >>37306537 # Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:11 No.37306220 >>37306174 (OP) # How do I stop making dry omelettes
Board /k/-Weapons Anonymous Focus in Aiming INCORRECT Shooter Focused on Target. any questions? ▾ Settings Home 03/25/18(Sun)20:25:00 No.37306174 INCORRECT CORRECT Shooter has fired a gun before Shooter Focused on Rear Sight. aiming.png 514 KB PNG United States Secret Service 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:08 No.37306216 : Anonymous >>37306174 (OP) # yeah, how come no matter what color the shampoo is, the lather is always white? >>37306244 # >>37306537 # Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:11 No.37306220 >>37306174 (OP) # How do I stop making dry omelettes

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Anon tries to be Walter White | /r/Greentext

File: 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside. Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda. Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar. Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! A few days later File: 1250976984.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat) 17:36:24 No.154571871 WELL THANKS ALOT B. I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me. I am writing this s--- from the hospital because I alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal. The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days. Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet.. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... it's the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me.
File: 1250575195.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, home made crystal.jpg) Anonymous 08/18/09(Tue)01:59:55 No.153495868 ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results! Okay, so this is easy, you should have all of the chemicals needed around the house! Youll need around 5-over 9000 pennies (or copper coin from your country), and a straw, put these aside. Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda. Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow) The last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar. Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That's it! The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing The pink and purple some from the production of copper-calciphate using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until youre dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors) Good luck! A few days later File: 1250976984.jpg-(16 KB, 400x392, juweel.jpg) Anonymous 08/22/09(Sat) 17:36:24 No.154571871 WELL THANKS ALOT B. I come every day on this site for like 2 months and I always participate in stuff and do the stuff thi site says but this time is almost f------ killed me. I am writing this s--- from the hospital because I alsmost f------ died. some s------- posted something to make crystals from some regular stuff everyone has. If I remember it correctly it were: soda, salt, some pennies (the copper I needed), ammonia and a bit of laundry bleach. I had to mix it and blow through a straw untill I became dizzy because then there would be more CO2 in there so there would be nice colours in the crystal. The docter said they found mustardgas or something in my body (WAT THE F---) and I was passed out for a few days. Have to stay here for like 1 week more and my parants cut of the internet.. Thnx alot m------------.. hope everyone of you die Picture related... it's the crystal he said I was going to get but instead I got something which almost killed me.

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Anon is a consoomer | /r/Greentext

☐ Peak consoomerism Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)02:37:21 No.71997815 >>71997829 >>71998907 >Be me >Reaching mid 30s, still a kissless hugless virgin >Buy toys because consooming product makes me feel good >Used to be a fan of bionicles when I was twelve >Lego announces new lego promo with a shoddily made recreation of an old Bionicle, "free" with $100+ purchase of construction plastic UWAHHH! MUH NOSTALGIA!! >Demand fellow consoomer friends to come with me to Lego store >Group of 4 sweaty adults with glasses stumble into the Lego store, kids hide behind their mothers >One of us sarcastically murmurs, but just loud enough for everyone in the store to hear "WE WANT BIONICLES!" >Worker gives us a weird look "... It was ironic." >We select random s--- to meet the threshold of $100+ >Altogether spend $450, so we each get 1 Bionicle >Bionicles acquired >Be us, walking out of store, filled with the joy of giving more money to a billion dollar company >Take photo of all of us, stoic and holding our newly acquired plastic >Post to Bionicle subreddit >Post gets decent traction but I see a reply that stuck out. "They look like basedjaks" >Look at their profile >They turned us into basedjaks and made us hold Funko pops >Mfw
☐ Peak consoomerism Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)02:37:21 No.71997815 >>71997829 >>71998907 >Be me >Reaching mid 30s, still a kissless hugless virgin >Buy toys because consooming product makes me feel good >Used to be a fan of bionicles when I was twelve >Lego announces new lego promo with a shoddily made recreation of an old Bionicle, "free" with $100+ purchase of construction plastic UWAHHH! MUH NOSTALGIA!! >Demand fellow consoomer friends to come with me to Lego store >Group of 4 sweaty adults with glasses stumble into the Lego store, kids hide behind their mothers >One of us sarcastically murmurs, but just loud enough for everyone in the store to hear "WE WANT BIONICLES!" >Worker gives us a weird look "... It was ironic." >We select random s--- to meet the threshold of $100+ >Altogether spend $450, so we each get 1 Bionicle >Bionicles acquired >Be us, walking out of store, filled with the joy of giving more money to a billion dollar company >Take photo of all of us, stoic and holding our newly acquired plastic >Post to Bionicle subreddit >Post gets decent traction but I see a reply that stuck out. "They look like basedjaks" >Look at their profile >They turned us into basedjaks and made us hold Funko pops >Mfw

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anon is cucked by video game developers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one
Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one

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anon wonders if he's a pedophile | /r/Greentext

le: LaetitiaCloseUp.png (127 KB, 241x251) Am I a p--------? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:39:15 No.71999234 ► >>71999246 >>71999290 >>71999309 >>71999336 >>71999375 >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 18:41:10 No.71999246 >>71999234 (OP). too normalfag to be one come back in 2 years Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:43:25 No.71999264 ► >>71999279 Sounds like your d--- got stimulated by the movement rather than because you were attracted to her, so no. We can get boners at the weirdest of times or at the stupidest s---. You'd be a p--- if you were attracted to her beforehand. ☐ Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:09 No.71999279 >>71999264 I did it. like I subconsciously placed her on my crotch instead of just let her sit on my legs........A major part of this incident is on me...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:21 No.71999281 >>71999297 >>71999310 If she actually behaves sexually and wasn't just shifting around, consider looking into her home life. Abused children can display sexual behaviors that are out of place. Or you know f--- her
le: LaetitiaCloseUp.png (127 KB, 241x251) Am I a p--------? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:39:15 No.71999234 ► >>71999246 >>71999290 >>71999309 >>71999336 >>71999375 >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 18:41:10 No.71999246 >>71999234 (OP). too normalfag to be one come back in 2 years Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:43:25 No.71999264 ► >>71999279 Sounds like your d--- got stimulated by the movement rather than because you were attracted to her, so no. We can get boners at the weirdest of times or at the stupidest s---. You'd be a p--- if you were attracted to her beforehand. ☐ Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:09 No.71999279 >>71999264 I did it. like I subconsciously placed her on my crotch instead of just let her sit on my legs........A major part of this incident is on me...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:21 No.71999281 >>71999297 >>71999310 If she actually behaves sexually and wasn't just shifting around, consider looking into her home life. Abused children can display sexual behaviors that are out of place. Or you know f--- her

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