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Anonymous 94 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)20:52:30 No.29376206 > desperately want to have a short- hair tomboy aesthetic > literally always desired boyish look : Anonymous > literally cannot have my hair short if I want to pass I hate it I hate having to dictate my style based on what I can pass with I hate it I hate it I hate it 01/28/23(Sat)21:02:21 No.29376311 >>29376206 (OP) # god i know this feel so f------ hard, the only people that can pull it of and still look female are those with completely femme skulls. ive settled with going for a haircut that has boyish bangs but is long in the back 1.4 MB GIF

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous (ID: zDgSaTUN Lessons from /pol/ 28 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)21:24:39 No.414033411 In exactly three words, tell us the most noteworthy thing you've learned on /pol/. 204 Replies/60 Images Anonymous (ID: KF2AUDn4 >>414047156 # Peepee poopoo Pepe Anonymous (ID: 4X8h2qRA >>414033411 (OP) # jews jews jews View Thread 01/28/23(Sat)23:52:22 No.414047619 01/28/23(Sat)23:54:01 No.414047761

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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme 196 KB PNG opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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>be me >solid 5/10, not great, but better than most you f---- >got this friend, we'll call her Tay >solid 9/10 if you like plump girls >pic related >we pretty close, abuse drugs together >recently she's started doing sexy roleplay on discord DMs >like, no characters, just us doing dirty s--- as if we were ourselves, in text >today we took acid and molly >half an hour in to the trip, she starts telling me she's into the idea of "consensual non-consent" >w--.jpg >she brings it up as we keep smoking more weed, even bringing up the idea that i can leave the room and come back with a plague doctor mask on and "r---" her >no idea what she's into, but it's got me hard so i go along with it >i'm grabbin t------, grabbin ass, fingering her while she struggles >not gonna lie /b/ it was really f------ hot >finally after a while she shuts up and throat chops me >i think i've gone too far somehow and immediately stop everything >she kinda stays there quiet for a while before pretending she's like a split personality that didn't want to be there >total f------ scene and mood shift kills my boner >i keep going along with that s--- because she did threaten me with a glass bottle and one point and it was very arousing what is my relationship with this woman

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: Anonymous (ID: //BK8K1a I'M GOING TO BE A BIT LATE- IAM BEING STOPPED BY THE POLICE- tette the washing on Est Such a travesty... 01/28/23(Sat) 22:36:56 No.414005304 wwwwww 12419871.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: VBnhTzvZ) I LOVE YOU, MOM. >>414005304 (OP) # well he can't say 'I love you dad'. www.r www XMIH 01/28/23(Sat) 22:38:14 No.414005457 >>414005556 # >>414005834 # >>414008101 # >>414008639 # >>414009115 # >>414009535 # >>414009653 # >>414009801 # >>414009820 # >>414010098 # >>414011093 # >>414011139 # >>414011322 # >>414011944 # >>414012306 # >>414012661 # >>414012707 # >>414012927 # >>414012978 # >>414013274 # >>414014399 # >>414014764 # >>414017723 # >>414018413 # >>414018877 # >>414019203 # >>414019914 # >>414020237 #

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: Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:49:50 No.72003465 3A0E3F47-C3FB-43FF-9B40-1DE79D31D0F0.png 20 KB PNG A is anyone else here just totally gone? >no desire to have children >cannot form bonds or connections with anyone >hate all women >no spark dead inside >no friends >dont care about money >cant even imagine working anymore >just want neetbux and sleep : Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:53:44 No.72003510 pretty much. how old are you? i'm in my fourth decade

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File: Download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) BETTER KILL Yourself Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)20:24:52 No.71999989 [Reply] ► >How can I cope with malding after being mogged for sneeding without dubs? Thats literally how you people talk I firmly believe that your lifes value is akin to that of a eusocial insect. I further am of the opinion that your mere existences are nill and that you as a people have made no contributions to society. I recommand that you all bring utter and complete destruction to your wellbeing at this present time.

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Board /k/-Weapons Anonymous Focus in Aiming INCORRECT Shooter Focused on Target. any questions? ▾ Settings Home 03/25/18(Sun)20:25:00 No.37306174 INCORRECT CORRECT Shooter has fired a gun before Shooter Focused on Rear Sight. aiming.png 514 KB PNG United States Secret Service 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:08 No.37306216 : Anonymous >>37306174 (OP) # yeah, how come no matter what color the shampoo is, the lather is always white? >>37306244 # >>37306537 # Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:11 No.37306220 >>37306174 (OP) # How do I stop making dry omelettes

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Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one

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le: LaetitiaCloseUp.png (127 KB, 241x251) Am I a p--------? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:39:15 No.71999234 ► >>71999246 >>71999290 >>71999309 >>71999336 >>71999375 >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 18:41:10 No.71999246 >>71999234 (OP). too normalfag to be one come back in 2 years Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:43:25 No.71999264 ► >>71999279 Sounds like your d--- got stimulated by the movement rather than because you were attracted to her, so no. We can get boners at the weirdest of times or at the stupidest s---. You'd be a p--- if you were attracted to her beforehand. ☐ Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:09 No.71999279 >>71999264 I did it. like I subconsciously placed her on my crotch instead of just let her sit on my legs........A major part of this incident is on me...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:21 No.71999281 >>71999297 >>71999310 If she actually behaves sexually and wasn't just shifting around, consider looking into her home life. Abused children can display sexual behaviors that are out of place. Or you know f--- her

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Anonymous 94 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)20:52:30 No.29376206 > desperately want to have a short- hair tomboy aesthetic > literally always desired boyish look : Anonymous > literally cannot have my hair short if I want to pass I hate it I hate having to dictate my style based on what I can pass with I hate it I hate it I hate it 01/28/23(Sat)21:02:21 No.29376311 >>29376206 (OP) # god i know this feel so f------ hard, the only people that can pull it of and still look female are those with completely femme skulls. ive settled with going for a haircut that has boyish bangs but is long in the back 1.4 MB GIF

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