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HK 416 GF

radio static noises Hotel Kilo Actual reads you loud and clear affirmative, we have a visual come on, keep up can't keep waiting for you target confirmed moving up fwip fwip* tango down don't forget, everything is expendable except you me? an M16? don't make me laugh accomplishing the mission is all that matters the difference is like night and day they will NEVER be as good as me

radio static noises Hotel Kilo Actual reads you loud and clear affirmative, we have a visual come on, keep up can't keep waiting for you target confirmed moving up fwip fwip* tango down don't forget, everything is expendable except you me? an M16? don't make me laugh accomplishing the mission is all that matters the difference is like night and day they will NEVER be as good as me

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IMI Galil GF

Galil gf shalom, anon! AWOO NOISES lookit my safety! ain't it neat how you don't have to reach over anymore? get me a Fanta hey, don't try to open that here! i'm the real Queen of the Desert use my...other parts.. don't you forget it the extra 5 rounds gives me a little leg up on other girls fold me up, let's go out somewhere! yeah, they're jealous ill never forgive Ichiroku never no, Sako-chan, stop that could you put some nice wood on me? leave Funco alone

Galil gf shalom, anon! AWOO NOISES lookit my safety! ain't it neat how you don't have to reach over anymore? get me a Fanta hey, don't try to open that here! i'm the real Queen of the Desert use my...other parts.. don't you forget it the extra 5 rounds gives me a little leg up on other girls fold me up, let's go out somewhere! yeah, they're jealous ill never forgive Ichiroku never no, Sako-chan, stop that could you put some nice wood on me? leave Funco alone

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FAL GF

FAL gf bonjour anon i already made you waffles oui, with that syrup you like let's do some long range work today, we don't need you getting spoiled can you wear short shorts for me tonight? n...no it's not perverted ijust like looking at you you know, they call me the right arm of the free world, but i've seen what you do with your right arm.. smug smile* would you like to take a trip to africa for vacation? i remember stories about Rhodesia, and i want to see it myself don't you dare call AK the queen of the desert AK is worst girl w... when you clean me like that, my eyesight starts to go al fuzzy... i could go crazy from this...

FAL gf bonjour anon i already made you waffles oui, with that syrup you like let's do some long range work today, we don't need you getting spoiled can you wear short shorts for me tonight? n...no it's not perverted ijust like looking at you you know, they call me the right arm of the free world, but i've seen what you do with your right arm.. smug smile* would you like to take a trip to africa for vacation? i remember stories about Rhodesia, and i want to see it myself don't you dare call AK the queen of the desert AK is worst girl w... when you clean me like that, my eyesight starts to go al fuzzy... i could go crazy from this...

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CZ 999 GF

CZ999 gf 2dp lypol yeah, it's a decocker i can keep up with any other service girl! AND a slide stop! i can do better, even! neat, huh! 10 i...i.im not actually that much like Siggu-chan im more german in my heritage... i was in The Matrix, you know! yeah, Neo used me in one scene! ufufufu i know it's a little tough to release like this just do it harder i know i'm a little hard to buy for yes, as hard as you can good boy but it's alright, i don't need that much as long as i have you

CZ999 gf 2dp lypol yeah, it's a decocker i can keep up with any other service girl! AND a slide stop! i can do better, even! neat, huh! 10 i...i.im not actually that much like Siggu-chan im more german in my heritage... i was in The Matrix, you know! yeah, Neo used me in one scene! ufufufu i know it's a little tough to release like this just do it harder i know i'm a little hard to buy for yes, as hard as you can good boy but it's alright, i don't need that much as long as i have you

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CZ P-09 GF

CZ P-09 gf come come, dear don't get chuffed we need to practice today, we don't have time to argue with them wanna grab some svíčková on the way home? it has such a nostalgic flavor she said what about the Hi Power?!?! nobody insults my grammy and lives! oh yes, the Glock slaves hate me i've got ergonomics, capacity, and aesthetics the poor old Glocks just can't keep up steel? ohohohohohohohoho it's alright, i can wait at home ignore them, hon, polymer is fine come back safe, hon i bet they don't even carry whole boxes of ammo on their belts

CZ P-09 gf come come, dear don't get chuffed we need to practice today, we don't have time to argue with them wanna grab some svíčková on the way home? it has such a nostalgic flavor she said what about the Hi Power?!?! nobody insults my grammy and lives! oh yes, the Glock slaves hate me i've got ergonomics, capacity, and aesthetics the poor old Glocks just can't keep up steel? ohohohohohohohoho it's alright, i can wait at home ignore them, hon, polymer is fine come back safe, hon i bet they don't even carry whole boxes of ammo on their belts

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CZ SP-01 GF

CZ 75 SP-01 gf W-well of course I'm heavy, I've got a full metal frame. Is my slide big enough for you to get ahold of, anon? Anon! Grip my harder with your big, strong hands See? I told you I was good at this, almost no recoil! Fill me up anon, my standard capacity is 18+1 I've aged well for a Wonder Nine, haven't I? DO I SMELL ITALIAN? HAVE YOUBEEN FLIRTING WITH M9 AGAIN??? S-s-sorry for squirting hot lubricant on you again, anon...

CZ 75 SP-01 gf W-well of course I'm heavy, I've got a full metal frame. Is my slide big enough for you to get ahold of, anon? Anon! Grip my harder with your big, strong hands See? I told you I was good at this, almost no recoil! Fill me up anon, my standard capacity is 18+1 I've aged well for a Wonder Nine, haven't I? DO I SMELL ITALIAN? HAVE YOUBEEN FLIRTING WITH M9 AGAIN??? S-s-sorry for squirting hot lubricant on you again, anon...

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Colt SP1 GF

I know I'm not as modular as my sisters... But I like the way I am now... Make sure to keep me nice and wet with good gun oil anon Colt SP1 GF Don't you just love ponies anon? I'm perfect the way I am??? I know it says.223, but you can use 5.56. A full 20 inches and still lighter than my sisters! T-Thank you What do you think of this black dress? That floozy M4, letting everyone dress her up in that trash... Stupid AKs! There's nothing wrong with my handguards! M14 thinks she's hot, but she's really not. See? I told you my pistol grip was nicer to hold. Hmph! Rails just add weight! 20 rounds is enough anon. But you can use 30 rounds if you want to fufufu, be sure to strip your Sweet 16 nice and well every night anon.. sometimes i can still hear them screaming in the jungle You can tap, rack, and bang me all you want... when Iclose y eyesthe horror the horror

I know I'm not as modular as my sisters... But I like the way I am now... Make sure to keep me nice and wet with good gun oil anon Colt SP1 GF Don't you just love ponies anon? I'm perfect the way I am??? I know it says.223, but you can use 5.56. A full 20 inches and still lighter than my sisters! T-Thank you What do you think of this black dress? That floozy M4, letting everyone dress her up in that trash... Stupid AKs! There's nothing wrong with my handguards! M14 thinks she's hot, but she's really not. See? I told you my pistol grip was nicer to hold. Hmph! Rails just add weight! 20 rounds is enough anon. But you can use 30 rounds if you want to fufufu, be sure to strip your Sweet 16 nice and well every night anon.. sometimes i can still hear them screaming in the jungle You can tap, rack, and bang me all you want... when Iclose y eyesthe horror the horror

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M16 GF

M16 Gf My accuracy and affordability are unparalled, s-senpai! My bolt is sealed, senpai... and it can only be opened by you! The jamming wasn't my fault! Blame the ammo and c---- who said I was self-cleaning! If you don't like my furniture, there are a lot more options out there on the market. Are you looking at that AK bitch again?! Does this stock make me look fat...? I'll have you know, I'm quite capable of sub-MOA! What do you mean I'm not direct-impingement?! I love it when you clean me... YOU WANT A GALIL?! I'm quite modular, you know.. Don't put too many accessories on me... Look at me, I'm the raifu now. Did you see that Forgotten Weapons mudtest? I f------ beat that Kalashnikov bitch! I will always be reliable for you, senpai.

M16 Gf My accuracy and affordability are unparalled, s-senpai! My bolt is sealed, senpai... and it can only be opened by you! The jamming wasn't my fault! Blame the ammo and c---- who said I was self-cleaning! If you don't like my furniture, there are a lot more options out there on the market. Are you looking at that AK bitch again?! Does this stock make me look fat...? I'll have you know, I'm quite capable of sub-MOA! What do you mean I'm not direct-impingement?! I love it when you clean me... YOU WANT A GALIL?! I'm quite modular, you know.. Don't put too many accessories on me... Look at me, I'm the raifu now. Did you see that Forgotten Weapons mudtest? I f------ beat that Kalashnikov bitch! I will always be reliable for you, senpai.

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Blunderbuss GF

Blunderbuss GF These bloody highwaymen are a pain in the arse! How'd you do an- I mean! Sir! D-don't put rocks in there! You'll damage my barrel! Ahoy matey! Privateers be on the portside *BOOM* Oh dear! That's more smoke than I expected I know I'm not as accurate as Carbine-san but...please keep using me

Blunderbuss GF These bloody highwaymen are a pain in the arse! How'd you do an- I mean! Sir! D-don't put rocks in there! You'll damage my barrel! Ahoy matey! Privateers be on the portside *BOOM* Oh dear! That's more smoke than I expected I know I'm not as accurate as Carbine-san but...please keep using me

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Arisaka GF

Yatta! we did it, anon! Anon, yamete. I'm full Arisaka GF In Japan, we sayモ乂ㄒ尺卂Ttt 1 ㄷㄷ Graceful like sakura petals Honor comes tradition OP sucks at haikus Gently, anon. Not too hard. We shall bring honor to our god emperor Banzai intesifies Aishiteru, anon Anon, don't forget to collect our enemy's heads

Yatta! we did it, anon! Anon, yamete. I'm full Arisaka GF In Japan, we sayモ乂ㄒ尺卂Ttt 1 ㄷㄷ Graceful like sakura petals Honor comes tradition OP sucks at haikus Gently, anon. Not too hard. We shall bring honor to our god emperor Banzai intesifies Aishiteru, anon Anon, don't forget to collect our enemy's heads

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AR-10 GF

aww, hon AR-10 gf come on, stop teasing me shhh, shhh it's alright, let me take care of that i don't like seeing you get hurt Ichiyon? i don't think about her too much anymore the past is the past, yeah? i know that Ichiroku is old enough to be on her own now... but take care of her for me, okay? no, don't touch me there... don't worry about it i could burn you like thattttt... you don't need to be famous to be good

aww, hon AR-10 gf come on, stop teasing me shhh, shhh it's alright, let me take care of that i don't like seeing you get hurt Ichiyon? i don't think about her too much anymore the past is the past, yeah? i know that Ichiroku is old enough to be on her own now... but take care of her for me, okay? no, don't touch me there... don't worry about it i could burn you like thattttt... you don't need to be famous to be good

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1911 GF

1911 gf ufufu could you really like an old gun like me? maybe you should prove it to me with your body do you think i'm too heavy? i know i work to keep slim, but... don't worry i know you younger men like to look at younger guns we could do it without the safety, but you may need to take responsibility ill always be here ara ara younger men are so...energetic i may be old, but i thinki can still keep going eight rounds is usually enough, but if you like... maybe we could try that drum magazine you were eyeing just be gentle when you insert it in me...

1911 gf ufufu could you really like an old gun like me? maybe you should prove it to me with your body do you think i'm too heavy? i know i work to keep slim, but... don't worry i know you younger men like to look at younger guns we could do it without the safety, but you may need to take responsibility ill always be here ara ara younger men are so...energetic i may be old, but i thinki can still keep going eight rounds is usually enough, but if you like... maybe we could try that drum magazine you were eyeing just be gentle when you insert it in me...

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Cassie Ainsworth

oh wOW am I too fat? I didn't eat for three days I bang like a fairy on acid sorry for being the way I am you should date a prettier girl I'll love you forever lovely

oh wOW am I too fat? I didn't eat for three days I bang like a fairy on acid sorry for being the way I am you should date a prettier girl I'll love you forever lovely

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Swiss Army Waifu™

Swiss Army GFM let me help u with that cork stopper anon anon, wanna have kids to serve the motherland? that information is classified want some more chocolate? don' worry about your teeths, I know an excellent +++dentist+++ what do u prefer, anon? I'm +++neutral+++ heils hitler while sleeping* don't say that, anon, that's my trigger word :C hm? did u say something? do u need healing anon? run away with me to the Alps anon we'll have all the Swiss cheese and nazi gold we desire

Swiss Army GFM let me help u with that cork stopper anon anon, wanna have kids to serve the motherland? that information is classified want some more chocolate? don' worry about your teeths, I know an excellent +++dentist+++ what do u prefer, anon? I'm +++neutral+++ heils hitler while sleeping* don't say that, anon, that's my trigger word :C hm? did u say something? do u need healing anon? run away with me to the Alps anon we'll have all the Swiss cheese and nazi gold we desire

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