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Snuggling under blankets? I hope you're not afraid of a little bit of cold, pinkskin. If we can get you to be an honourary member of the Imperial Guard, then maybe my parents will be willing to talk to you. Maybe. Andorian GF I hope that wasn't a Vulcan I saw you glancing at, pinkskin. You know what I think about those pointy-eared bastards. P-please be gentle with my antennae, pinkskin. Thank [unpronouncable Andorian word for God] you're not dark-skinned, pinkskin, you wouldn't want to know what we call those people. You DO know Andorian marriages include four people, right? You'll have to impress two more people to get under my skirt, pinkskin. >mfw I bet they don't even fight to the death

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH...WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPEND HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH...WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." SHE TURNS 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

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Snuggling under blankets? I hope you're not afraid of a little bit of cold, pinkskin. If we can get you to be an honourary member of the Imperial Guard, then maybe my parents will be willing to talk to you. Maybe. Andorian GF I hope that wasn't a Vulcan I saw you glancing at, pinkskin. You know what I think about those pointy-eared bastards. P-please be gentle with my antennae, pinkskin. Thank [unpronouncable Andorian word for God] you're not dark-skinned, pinkskin, you wouldn't want to know what we call those people. You DO know Andorian marriages include four people, right? You'll have to impress two more people to get under my skirt, pinkskin. >mfw I bet they don't even fight to the death

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