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Hey, anon, do you want to check out if my spots go down the whole way? ;) Well, I haven't tried that position before, but my previous host was very kinky so I know what to do. Joined Trill GF I used to be a man and a woman before that and a man before that and another man before that etc etc... But that doesn't bother you, right? Don't be afraid, anon, you can pet my belly if you want to, the symbiont rather enjoys it. Do you want to see holoimages of my children and grandchildren and great-crandchildren and great-great-granchildren, anon? Ha ha, you're so funny anon, that reminds me of the time my previous host... I love you, anon. My symbiont's next host will have such fond memories of you.

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH...WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPEND HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH...WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." SHE TURNS 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

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Snuggling under blankets? I hope you're not afraid of a little bit of cold, pinkskin. If we can get you to be an honourary member of the Imperial Guard, then maybe my parents will be willing to talk to you. Maybe. Andorian GF I hope that wasn't a Vulcan I saw you glancing at, pinkskin. You know what I think about those pointy-eared bastards. P-please be gentle with my antennae, pinkskin. Thank [unpronouncable Andorian word for God] you're not dark-skinned, pinkskin, you wouldn't want to know what we call those people. You DO know Andorian marriages include four people, right? You'll have to impress two more people to get under my skirt, pinkskin. >mfw I bet they don't even fight to the death

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Dukat BF

*wakes you up at 2 AM* Did I mention that I f----- your mother? >PROMENADE >I assure you... >You can be certain of that, and I assure you... >Benjamin, please. I assure you... Do you honestly think I did anything wrong? Nerys pls notice me Dukat BF Would you like to see a 48 hour recording of me giving the Bajoran Pope my cummies? >I promise I won't turn political *3 drinks later* >I should've turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! I should've killed them all. Garak is a spy and a traitor and probably a h--- Why won't the Bajoran people love me? So ungrateful. ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

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Betazoid GF

Just wait til I reach my Phase, anon, you won't be able to walk after I'm done with you. Do you like my new dress, anon? Be completely honest with me, I can tell right away if you lie. *aggressively hits on you* Betazoid GF Don't be shy, anon, you look wonderful Why does every man run naked. Besides, everyone will be nude at our wedding. away from me? :c We don't need to speak to understand each other, human. I read your mind and know all the kinky things you want to do with me. I know I'm genetically bonded to another man, but I love you and want us to get married. Well, I AM a daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. But none of that matters more than you.

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Romulan GF

You can cross over to my Neutral Zone, human. Romulan GF Is that a cloaking device in your pants or are you just happy to see me? You think we should acquire a pet? How about a Klingon? An engagement ring? Oh, human. :33 *5 minutes later* IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE! I wasn't spying on you, don't be ridiculous! Now tell me who that girl you looked at yesterday when you were walking to the Turbolift was. I know you like beer but I only like Romulan ale spritzers so I got both. *makes your assassination look like a suicide so your family doesn't suffer any public shame*

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Changeling GF

I miss the Great Link, but if I went back I would miss you even more Changeling gf What do you want me to look like tonight? AHHHHHH~! Don't look at me as I'm shapeshifting! It's embarrassing! I didn't know how much the other humans would look down on you for having sex with me while I was in that form! I won't talk about our relations again! I promise! WOW! That whole water tank just for me!? You didn't have to! You're so amazing! I put a little droplet of me in this locket, so you'll have a piece of me next to your cardiac muscle while you're at work

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Ferengi GF

Do you want to go through the Rules of Acquisition with me, anon? I enjoy being naked, anon, those new-age fe-males are ruining Ferengi culture. D-do you want to rub my lobes, hew-man? Ferengi gf What do you mean you only care about me and not profit? You hew-mans are so cute. <3 CENSORED い [screeches in a high-pitched voice] Oh, hew-man! Four strips of gold-pressed latinum just for me? You didn't have to!

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Q gf

I am eternal, spending a century and a half with you is no trouble The holodeck is nothing compared to what I can show you Q gf I already know all your desires, I just asked out of politeness Be as rough as you like, you cannot break me... except my heart Let's settle down and raise a universe I alone can save you from the way of all flesh, just take my hand

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Cadassian GF

I assure you, I am quite fertile. We need to make many babies for Cardassia. You are so incompetent! You men can't do anything right! Cardassian GF Silly human, there are not four lights. :3 Do you want to read Cardassian literature with me? It's much better than your human books. You should've known better than to get arrested, now you'll have to die. I'll remember you fondly though. Was that a Bajoran I saw you with? We should've turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! Y-you want to do WHAT to my spoon?

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Borg GF

From this time forward you will service me We will mate tonight. Resistance is futile Borg gf Welcome home. Lower your shields and prepare for a hug I wish to improve myself. I will add your loving and compassionate qualities to my own Were you with another female? You will respond to my question When we have a child, you will not object to his assimilation into the Collective, correct? You inject me with your organic nanoprobes when we mate, but refuse to accept mine. Explain Taste is irrelevant, you will ingest this nutritious paste I have prepared for our date night

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Klingon GF

You only have one...? I'll just have to make do Tell me of your House's glorious achievements and the great warriors you descend from! Our children will be strongest warriors in all the Klingon Empire and the Federation! Klingon GF PRAISE T'KUVMA That's your former mate? I could tear her apart without even a blade! Your gentleness is what attracted me to you. There's no need for you to be so rough, outside of bed Is the gagh to your liking? It is a traditional family recipe

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Liminal Dimension GF

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THE BOSS FIGHT GF

overly dramatic buff strong royal knight dominant commanding thrice your size cool scary armor THE BOSS FIGHT GF intimidatingly large health bar Passagrendae (enesst of 1 andal Koritos Søvar always followed around by epic sinister orchestral music when near you her battle theme's vibes changes based on her mood but never change genre "Video game UI? Are you feeling unwell?" every room in her home would make for an excellent boss arena molded by life in a dark fantasy world sword big enough to club a mammoth to death w/ memorizable movement patterns her hugs are dodgeable but why would you want to? wants to be your self-defense coach/tutorial boss 1 "Don't be ashamed. You call what you did 'cheesing', I call it 'resourcefulness'." sometimes "enters a new phase" and updates her movement patterns the world keeps thinking you're stuck in a perpetual boss fight with her but she won't fight you

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Ideal GF - Joined Trill GF

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Hey, anon, do you want to check out if my spots go down the whole way? ;) Well, I haven't tried that position before, but my previous host was very kinky so I know what to do. Joined Trill GF I used to be a man and a woman before that and a man before that and another man before that etc etc... But that doesn't bother you, right? Don't be afraid, anon, you can pet my belly if you want to, the symbiont rather enjoys it. Do you want to see holoimages of my children and grandchildren and great-crandchildren and great-great-granchildren, anon? Ha ha, you're so funny anon, that reminds me of the time my previous host... I love you, anon. My symbiont's next host will have such fond memories of you.

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